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(Reuters)   The Georgia DA investigating Trump over election interference has hired an outside lawyer... who just happens to be a national authority on racketeering. Excuse me, gotta go change undies now   (reuters.com) divider line
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2021-03-07 5:22:21 AM  
***frantically ordering extra soft tissues from Amazon***
 
2021-03-07 5:22:41 AM  
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2021-03-07 5:28:58 AM  
Lots of buildup, no release yet.. we're all going to get a case of national blueballs waiting for him to go to jail.
 
2021-03-07 5:30:51 AM  
Why do they have to "investigate"?
He's right there on audiotape.
 
2021-03-07 5:34:28 AM  
Trump is very RICO.
Not particularly suave tho...
 
2021-03-07 5:37:25 AM  
Wow, at this rate, Trump is no longer going to be the president
 
2021-03-07 5:47:30 AM  
Nothing going to happen.

Nice window dressing, though.
 
2021-03-07 6:16:40 AM  
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2021-03-07 6:17:19 AM  

Yeast No 7: Nothing going to happen.

Nice window dressing, though.


One of the reasons I hoped Harris would be POTUS  she has the naked political skills and inherent mean and vindictive streak that she'd already have the feds indicting him and his kids on hundreds of RICO charges and civil forfeiture everything g he does own
 
2021-03-07 6:19:24 AM  

Alphax: Lots of buildup, no release yet.. we're all going to get a case of national blueballs waiting for him to go to jail.


Even us women? We'll get blueballs too?
Well, IF/WHEN he gets the Justice he deserves, if I suffer the blueballs before it happens, it'll be worth it.
Sometime, please make it happen! He needs to finally get a reality check.
The waiting though, it's maddening. The longer it goes with seemingly zero action the more smug he becomes.
😤
 
2021-03-07 6:40:05 AM  

Alphax: Lots of buildup, no release yet.. we're all going to get a case of national blueballs waiting for him to go to jail.


As is often the case with blueballs, the cause of them will not notice the result, and will probably be out with friends having fun. In the meantime the release will come after two beers in a sock, all alone. As with everything trump I fully expect lots of crusty socks on this one.
 
2021-03-07 6:42:30 AM  
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2021-03-07 6:53:34 AM  
Changing undies IS an important part of health and hygiene, and should be practiced frequently.
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2021-03-07 7:06:22 AM  
Why isn't Trump under criminal indictment for the 2 things we KNOW he should be indicted for?  That is, both of the impeachments.

Sure, the Senate failed to convict.  But they aren't a court of law.

We is he being allowed to skate free on that stuff?  And all the other stuff?  And don't tell me to "be patient".  We've waited for YEARS for him to finally lose his protections.

There is no reason he should still be walking free.  Unless of course, we really have been duped by the mainstream media, and there really is nothing to it.

Wouldn't that be some shiat?

His supporters certainly think that.  And the longer this goes on, the more strongly they will believe that.
 
2021-03-07 7:08:11 AM  

poodebunker: Alphax: Lots of buildup, no release yet.. we're all going to get a case of national blueballs waiting for him to go to jail.

Even us women? We'll get blueballs too?
Well, IF/WHEN he gets the Justice he deserves, if I suffer the blueballs before it happens, it'll be worth it.
Sometime, please make it happen! He needs to finally get a reality check.
The waiting though, it's maddening. The longer it goes with seemingly zero action the more smug he becomes.
😤


We ladies get blue walls.
 
2021-03-07 7:10:11 AM  

durbnpoisn: Why isn't Trump under criminal indictment for the 2 things we KNOW he should be indicted for?  That is, both of the impeachments.

Sure, the Senate failed to convict.  But they aren't a court of law.

We is he being allowed to skate free on that stuff?  And all the other stuff?  And don't tell me to "be patient".  We've waited for YEARS for him to finally lose his protections.

There is no reason he should still be walking free.  Unless of course, we really have been duped by the mainstream media, and there really is nothing to it.

Wouldn't that be some shiat?

His supporters certainly think that.  And the longer this goes on, the more strongly they will believe that.


Devil's advocate...how confident do you feel you'll find a jury/judge combo that isn't completely pro-MAGAt?  Granted, Flynn and Stone were convicted before pardon crap, but I still have the feeling like the monster isn't dead at the end of the movie.  Only can hope that enough of the GOP is sick of this crap that they want him away for good as well, but you saw how strong a spine they had during the impeachments.
 
2021-03-07 7:13:52 AM  

OmnomnomCookies: durbnpoisn: Why isn't Trump under criminal indictment for the 2 things we KNOW he should be indicted for?  That is, both of the impeachments.

Sure, the Senate failed to convict.  But they aren't a court of law.

We is he being allowed to skate free on that stuff?  And all the other stuff?  And don't tell me to "be patient".  We've waited for YEARS for him to finally lose his protections.

There is no reason he should still be walking free.  Unless of course, we really have been duped by the mainstream media, and there really is nothing to it.

Wouldn't that be some shiat?

His supporters certainly think that.  And the longer this goes on, the more strongly they will believe that.

Devil's advocate...how confident do you feel you'll find a jury/judge combo that isn't completely pro-MAGAt?  Granted, Flynn and Stone were convicted before pardon crap, but I still have the feeling like the monster isn't dead at the end of the movie.  Only can hope that enough of the GOP is sick of this crap that they want him away for good as well, but you saw how strong a spine they had during the impeachments.


I feel very confident.  That's all I can say.
 
2021-03-07 7:13:58 AM  

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2021-03-07 7:15:56 AM  

nakmuay: The Cab Guy: Changing undies IS an important part of health and hygiene, and should be practiced frequently.
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Well, now THERE is a form of birth control that I've never seen before.
 
2021-03-07 7:17:21 AM  

durbnpoisn: Why isn't Trump under criminal indictment for the 2 things we KNOW he should be indicted for?  That is, both of the impeachments.

Sure, the Senate failed to convict.  But they aren't a court of law.

We is he being allowed to skate free on that stuff?  And all the other stuff?  And don't tell me to "be patient".  We've waited for YEARS for him to finally lose his protections.

There is no reason he should still be walking free.  Unless of course, we really have been duped by the mainstream media, and there really is nothing to it.

Wouldn't that be some shiat?

His supporters certainly think that.  And the longer this goes on, the more strongly they will believe that.


I can see it now with the current makeup of SCOTUS they would somehow find that those acts were in carrying out his official duties... for which he can't be charged.

Which is why any sane prosecutor would RICO the trump org, trump, Ivanka, and well any GOP at the mayflower event for their ties to the Azerbaijani terror money laundry project.  I mean the dipshiat biatch photo'd themselves and put it on social media.
 
2021-03-07 7:17:31 AM  
Trump and his kids probably won't ever go to jail, but hopefully they have to fend off charges and live in fear for the rest of their lives.
 
2021-03-07 7:18:09 AM  

nakmuay: The Cab Guy: Changing undies IS an important part of health and hygiene, and should be practiced frequently.
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Most underwear comes without builtin skidmarks...
 
2021-03-07 7:21:52 AM  

durbnpoisn: We is he being allowed to skate free on that stuff?  And all the other stuff?  And don't tell me to "be patient".  We've waited for YEARS for him to finally lose his protections.


Don't be patient. The coup is ongoing, and time is of the essence. For comparison, a smart political science dude named Carl Schmitt warned teh Weimar government that the law was too slowto stop Hitler. The only way to avoid a totalitarian regime was for the democratic govenrment to recognize its enemies and remove them from any chance of gaining power.

The reply from (what academics call the bourgeoisie idea of law) the government, was that in a democracy, all voices must be allowed to run for election. And, if a totalitarian party was elected, even as a minority party, if they swayed the government to rewrite the constitution, well they'd have to do it legally. But of course, that appeal to legality ended up stalling every chance they had of stopping Hitler. The law did not even slow him.

There is a playbook for how to win, and a playbok for how to lose. The Dems in the US senate are currently playing to lose. The most important factor is time.
 
2021-03-07 7:42:04 AM  
Deplorable wasn't harsh enough for these people.
 
2021-03-07 7:42:52 AM  

Conthan: Deplorable wasn't harsh enough for these people.


I meant this for the MTG thread above, probably works here too.
 
2021-03-07 8:05:07 AM  

Alphax: Lots of buildup, no release yet.. we're all going to get a case of national blueballs waiting for him to go to jail.


I think they will just move this circus from town to town until the elephant dies.

/ Yes, I'm that old
 
2021-03-07 8:07:16 AM  

Sumo Surfer: Wow, at this rate, Trump is no longer going to be the president


Still not March 14 th yet...

/ or was it the 24th?
// ooohh! April 1 !!
/// prolly 7-4 though...
 
2021-03-07 8:22:56 AM  
Based on what the article said about RICO in GA, there appears to be at least half a dozen instances of "criminal rackereeting" attempts by Trump, personally.

Their burden, unfortunately, is to prove that a habitual liar knew he was lying. But even without that - and assuming a shred of evidence of fraud in GA existed - he was still asking GA officials to committ illegal acts.
 
2021-03-07 8:30:13 AM  

Alphax: Lots of buildup, no release yet.. we're all going to get a case of national blueballs waiting for him to go to jail.


I'm sure we can find 12 Georgians that would agree to jail a republican, but getting them on the jury for this would be a tough sell.

Prosecutors would have to go against their every instinct and not strike everyone with dark skin off the jury.
 
2021-03-07 8:49:37 AM  

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For when you absolutely, positively, must sh*t your pants.
 
2021-03-07 8:55:53 AM  

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I consider myself an adult but even so, for one fleeting moment, I wanted to buy those and purposefully sh*t in them.  It would be a republican-level self-own, but I did feel it for a moment.

I feel violated.
 
2021-03-07 9:02:04 AM  
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2021-03-07 9:02:39 AM  
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2021-03-07 9:08:44 AM  
Dumb question:  would the recording of the phone call be admissible in court?
 
2021-03-07 9:08:52 AM  
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2021-03-07 9:09:36 AM  
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2021-03-07 9:18:40 AM  

MattyBlast: Dumb question:  would the recording of the phone call be admissible in court?


Georgia is a one party state.
 
2021-03-07 9:33:45 AM  

max_rebo_groupie: Trump and his kids probably won't ever go to jail, but hopefully they have to fend off charges and live in fear for the rest of their lives.


I think this is, honestly, the best we can hope for.

He will NEVER see jail.  As much as I hold onto this pipe dream of all the Trump family and close associates rounded up with the Layla coda playing in the background - not gonna happen.

As noted earlier -- You GOTTA get an un-tainted jury -- Trump supporters are too numerous that you're gonna get a few somewhere.  And Anti-Trumpers want his ass thrown behind the bars, key thrown into a rocket and launched in the direction of the sun, and frankly want him jailed for...take your farking pick.

You just cannot get, at least for the next several years until he fades as anecdotal in the collective US conscience.

Best we can hope for is his ass, and assets, get tied up with fighting it all, as well as what doesn't get earamarked to pay off his billion dollar loan tab coming due sooner, rather than later.

He will NOT get jail time -- but his post-presidency is gonna be spent watching his legacy get thrown in the shiatter.
 
2021-03-07 9:43:13 AM  
It's a courtesy.

Trump has had very good mob lawyers in his employ all his life.

I'm sure the Fulton County prosecutor would have hired an admiralty lawyer if Trump's lifelong association with admiralty law had been a major thing.  Really the only other choice would be a divorce lawyer, but Trump is still more of a day to day mob lawyer kind of guy.
 
2021-03-07 10:00:25 AM  
Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis is taking her time and making sure she has all her ducks in a row before proceeding. Putting Trump et al in prison is her springboard to national-level politics, and she has absolutely no intention of farking it up.
 
2021-03-07 10:04:10 AM  
He literally wrote the book on RICO prosecussion

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2021-03-07 10:12:21 AM  

poodebunker: Alphax: Lots of buildup, no release yet.. we're all going to get a case of national blueballs waiting for him to go to jail.

Even us women? We'll get blueballs too?
Well, IF/WHEN he gets the Justice he deserves, if I suffer the blueballs before it happens, it'll be worth it.
Sometime, please make it happen! He needs to finally get a reality check.
The waiting though, it's maddening. The longer it goes with seemingly zero action the more smug he becomes.
😤


At least according to a woman I briefly dated. She said that she got the female equivalent of them if she was aroused for a long time without orgasm.

I always tried to help out.
 
2021-03-07 10:14:33 AM  

durbnpoisn: Why isn't Trump under criminal indictment for the 2 things we KNOW he should be indicted for?  That is, both of the impeachments.

Sure, the Senate failed to convict.  But they aren't a court of law.

We is he being allowed to skate free on that stuff?  And all the other stuff? And don't tell me to "be patient".  We've waited for YEARS for him to finally lose his protections.

There is no reason he should still be walking free.  Unless of course, we really have been duped by the mainstream media, and there really is nothing to it.

Wouldn't that be some shiat?

His supporters certainly think that.  And the longer this goes on, the more strongly they will believe that.


because unity comity reach across the aisle togetherness
 
2021-03-07 10:24:57 AM  

poodebunker: Alphax: Lots of buildup, no release yet.. we're all going to get a case of national blueballs waiting for him to go to jail.

Even us women? We'll get blueballs too?
Well, IF/WHEN he gets the Justice he deserves, if I suffer the blueballs before it happens, it'll be worth it.
Sometime, please make it happen! He needs to finally get a reality check.
The waiting though, it's maddening. The longer it goes with seemingly zero action the more smug he becomes.
😤


Yes in Joe Bidens America woman and men both get Blueballs equally.
 
2021-03-07 10:28:15 AM  

drogg: He literally wrote the book on RICO prosecussion

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Good.

Now throw the book at the orange shiat-gibbon.
 
2021-03-07 10:28:34 AM  
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2021-03-07 10:41:58 AM  
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2021-03-07 10:44:17 AM  
This case has the potential to be huge.....

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2021-03-07 10:51:48 AM  
I know trump & graham called trying to overturn the results.  I wonder what the chances are that there were more callers that we haven't heard about yet.
 
2021-03-07 10:53:40 AM  
Leader O'Cola:can see it now with the current makeup of SCOTUS they would somehow find that those acts were in carrying out his official duties... for which he can't be charged.

What happened on January 6th cannot be excused as "carrying out official duties."
If they somehow managed to twist that idea for what he did with The Ukraine, I might be able to understand it, even if most of us vehemently disagree with that assessment.

For that matter, there are 10 counts of obstruction of justice in the Mueller report.  Again, not official duties.  There were other matters from fraud to money laundering that his lawyer is still in jail for.

There are more than enough Federal crimes for which Drumpf should absolutely be under indictment right now.  And having the LAW actually go into action is not a political move.  It's legal.  Period.

And what is really worrying me an pissing me the F off, is that Drumpf is out doing speeches, and talking to the press, and talking to his supporters, and members of OUR government still support him.  This situation is ongoing, and the only way to shut this the F down is to use the LAW to take Drumpf down.  Once and for all.

Why isn't this being done?

This is not a rhetorical question.  And I have yet to see anything like a reasonable answer for it.
 
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