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2021-03-06 9:50:24 PM  
...investigators found her remains in his backyard.

"That's the last place they'll look!"
 
2021-03-06 9:55:12 PM  

Cafe Threads: ...investigators found her remains in his backyard.

"That's the last place they'll look!"


Yeah, you live in a place with swamps full of gators, an ocean full of sharks and crabs and such and you hide the corpse in your OWN BACK YARD and then taunt the cops about never finding it?

farking moron.
 
2021-03-06 10:36:35 PM  
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2021-03-06 10:48:05 PM  
Meanwhile, Gomez-Mulett sounds like a member of the trailer park Addams family.
 
2021-03-06 11:11:51 PM  

TommyDeuce: Cafe Threads: ...investigators found her remains in his backyard.

"That's the last place they'll look!"

Yeah, you live in a place with swamps full of gators, an ocean full of sharks and crabs and such and you hide the corpse in your OWN BACK YARD and then taunt the cops about never finding it?

farking moron.


I actually own a 1/4 acre of swampland in North Florida that is underwater at least 12 hours a day - I have offered it's "use" to friends.  They usually roll their eyes until I show them where it is on a map and mention the gator concentration.  Then I get less eyerolling and more side-eye.
 
2021-03-07 1:39:30 AM  

Cafe Threads: ...investigators found her remains in his backyard.

"That's the last place they'll look!"


True.  Because once you find the body you stop looking for it.  It was just a unfortunate  for this [alleged]  murdering shiatbag and funny to me that  it was also probably the very first place they looked after the house.
 
2021-03-07 1:41:35 AM  
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2021-03-07 1:43:18 AM  
Well at least he didn't put her in the freezer.
 
2021-03-07 1:46:13 AM  
Pro tip, if the police are looking for your spouse's body, don't incriminate yourself.
 
2021-03-07 1:47:15 AM  

pjbreeze: Well at least he didn't put her in the freezer.


This wasn't a cold case.
 
2021-03-07 2:17:40 AM  
"Later that afternoon, someone called police to report finding a bloody purse,"

I know you're excited about finding it, but there's no need to use that kind of language, mate.
 
2021-03-07 2:25:12 AM  

Fear the Clam: Meanwhile, Gomez-Mulett sounds like a member of the trailer park Addams family.


Cousin It rocks the mullet in that trailer park!
 
2021-03-07 2:43:35 AM  

phalamir: TommyDeuce: Cafe Threads: ...investigators found her remains in his backyard.

"That's the last place they'll look!"

Yeah, you live in a place with swamps full of gators, an ocean full of sharks and crabs and such and you hide the corpse in your OWN BACK YARD and then taunt the cops about never finding it?

farking moron.

I actually own a 1/4 acre of swampland in North Florida that is underwater at least 12 hours a day - I have offered it's "use" to friends.  They usually roll their eyes until I show them where it is on a map and mention the gator concentration.  Then I get less eyerolling and more side-eye.


Hope you didn't pay too much for that land.
 
2021-03-07 3:01:15 AM  
Cant even protect your own mother anymore, I see how you damn libbies are.
 
2021-03-07 3:06:07 AM  
I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I used to love her, ooh yeah but I had to kill her
She biatched so much, she drove me nuts
And now I'm happier this way
Whoa oh yeah,

I knew I'd miss her,
So I had to keep her,
She's buried right in my back yard.
Yo a yo!
 
2021-03-07 3:51:21 AM  
I hope someone informed him that, even if he actually hid the body so well that nobody could find it, quite a few people have been convicted of murders without ever finding the bodies.
 
2021-03-07 3:52:26 AM  
"But...but how did you know?!?"
 
2021-03-07 3:54:21 AM  

Gyrfalcon: "But...but how did you know?!?"


"My cunning plan! How could it fail?"
 
2021-03-07 4:43:57 AM  

phalamir: TommyDeuce: Cafe Threads: ...investigators found her remains in his backyard.

"That's the last place they'll look!"

Yeah, you live in a place with swamps full of gators, an ocean full of sharks and crabs and such and you hide the corpse in your OWN BACK YARD and then taunt the cops about never finding it?

farking moron.

I actually own a 1/4 acre of swampland in North Florida that is underwater at least 12 hours a day - I have offered it's "use" to friends.  They usually roll their eyes until I show them where it is on a map and mention the gator concentration.  Then I get less eyerolling and more side-eye.


Will you please stop mentioning it over friendly poker games?!
 
2021-03-07 4:45:16 AM  

phalamir: TommyDeuce: Cafe Threads: ...investigators found her remains in his backyard.

"That's the last place they'll look!"

Yeah, you live in a place with swamps full of gators, an ocean full of sharks and crabs and such and you hide the corpse in your OWN BACK YARD and then taunt the cops about never finding it?

farking moron.

I actually own a 1/4 acre of swampland in North Florida that is underwater at least 12 hours a day - I have offered it's "use" to friends.  They usually roll their eyes until I show them where it is on a map and mention the gator concentration.  Then I get less eyerolling and more side-eye.


Oh, and if it's under water half the time and has a high gator population, I'd argue that you just own a piece of paper titled "deed".
 
2021-03-07 4:46:24 AM  

cyberspacedout: pjbreeze: Well at least he didn't put her in the freezer.

This wasn't a cold case.


But it was open and shut.
 
2021-03-07 5:08:03 AM  

LordJiro: I hope someone informed him that, even if he actually hid the body so well that nobody could find it, quite a few people have been convicted of murders without ever finding the bodies.


Maybe he thinks the courts take "habeas corpus" literally
 
2021-03-07 5:09:01 AM  

Resident Muslim: phalamir: TommyDeuce: Cafe Threads: ...investigators found her remains in his backyard.

"That's the last place they'll look!"

Yeah, you live in a place with swamps full of gators, an ocean full of sharks and crabs and such and you hide the corpse in your OWN BACK YARD and then taunt the cops about never finding it?

farking moron.

I actually own a 1/4 acre of swampland in North Florida that is underwater at least 12 hours a day - I have offered it's "use" to friends.  They usually roll their eyes until I show them where it is on a map and mention the gator concentration.  Then I get less eyerolling and more side-eye.

Oh, and if it's under water half the time and has a high gator population, I'd argue that you just own a piece of paper titled "deed".


The key is that no one else has a paper titled "deed" for the same spot
 
2021-03-07 7:05:50 AM  
He baited the police with mullet
 
2021-03-07 7:20:23 AM  
"Gomez-Mulett was an immigrant working as a caretaker for Colon's mother, who suffered from dementia, and in exchange, he married her weeks after they had met so she could obtain U.S. citizenship, he told police."

That is one tortured sentence
 
2021-03-07 7:24:46 AM  
He always thought she was a treasure
 
2021-03-07 7:26:47 AM  

169th Cousin: [Fark user image image 425x200]


Wasnt this dude Hispanic?
 
2021-03-07 7:30:14 AM  
I'm picturing this guy talking to the cops in front of his sliding glass door with the body propped up in an Adirondack chair in the backyard
 
2021-03-07 7:45:14 AM  
F*cking wussies who can't dismember and incinerate bodies, or think to drop the bits into multiple construction sites. Heck, if he had a buddy with a pizza oven he could have taken care of that little problem in a night, and swept up the ashes down the dishwasher's drain.

Just sayin'.
 
2021-03-07 8:15:27 AM  

sprgrss: Pro tip, if the police are looking for your spouse's body, don't incriminate yourself.


That was my thought  until I RTFA....when police searched his home, he said "at least you didn't find a body".

Stupid to say anything, but not to the level of "haha coppers, you'll never find the dead broad!"...
 
2021-03-07 8:32:51 AM  

phalamir: TommyDeuce: Cafe Threads: ...investigators found her remains in his backyard.

"That's the last place they'll look!"

Yeah, you live in a place with swamps full of gators, an ocean full of sharks and crabs and such and you hide the corpse in your OWN BACK YARD and then taunt the cops about never finding it?

farking moron.

I actually own a 1/4 acre of swampland in North Florida that is underwater at least 12 hours a day - I have offered it's "use" to friends.  They usually roll their eyes until I show them where it is on a map and mention the gator concentration.  Then I get less eyerolling and more side-eye.


Gotta ask, why? I'd get owning a huge chunk of swamp, but 1/4 acre? What can you do with it?
 
2021-03-07 8:32:53 AM  
It is always tough to watch colon on mullet violence.
 
2021-03-07 8:35:16 AM  

Resident Muslim: phalamir: TommyDeuce: Cafe Threads: ...investigators found her remains in his backyard.

"That's the last place they'll look!"

Yeah, you live in a place with swamps full of gators, an ocean full of sharks and crabs and such and you hide the corpse in your OWN BACK YARD and then taunt the cops about never finding it?

farking moron.

I actually own a 1/4 acre of swampland in North Florida that is underwater at least 12 hours a day - I have offered it's "use" to friends.  They usually roll their eyes until I show them where it is on a map and mention the gator concentration.  Then I get less eyerolling and more side-eye.

Will you please stop mentioning it over friendly poker games?!


"Hey steve....wondering if i can borrow some of your tools.....my wife's car....."
"You know....i have a 1/4 of an acre of swampland, with gators, under water half the day......."
"Steve, i just need a 9mm socket...."
 
2021-03-07 8:36:39 AM  
Colon claimed he cut himself a month earlier while installing the door.

All else aside, if this were legit who waits a month to clean blood from their front door??
 
2021-03-07 8:37:08 AM  
Police booked Roberto Colon, 66, into jail after midnight Saturday, charged with the first-degree murder of his wife, Mary Stella Gomez-Mulett, who was 44.

Not only did his wife have the same name as a redneck hairdo, his is the same as a large intestine.

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2021-03-07 8:43:34 AM  
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2021-03-07 8:44:44 AM  
Anyone know where Melania is these days?
 
2021-03-07 8:52:16 AM  

ChubbyTiger: phalamir: TommyDeuce: Cafe Threads: ...investigators found her remains in his backyard.

"That's the last place they'll look!"

Yeah, you live in a place with swamps full of gators, an ocean full of sharks and crabs and such and you hide the corpse in your OWN BACK YARD and then taunt the cops about never finding it?

farking moron.

I actually own a 1/4 acre of swampland in North Florida that is underwater at least 12 hours a day - I have offered it's "use" to friends.  They usually roll their eyes until I show them where it is on a map and mention the gator concentration.  Then I get less eyerolling and more side-eye.

Gotta ask, why? I'd get owning a huge chunk of swamp, but 1/4 acre? What can you do with it?


The guy has been married five times, but pays no alimony.  That 1/4 acre has paid for itself many times over! ;)
 
2021-03-07 8:54:16 AM  
Police booked Roberto Colon

Spelled Roberto :
 
2021-03-07 8:57:45 AM  
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2021-03-07 9:27:17 AM  

LineNoise: Resident Muslim: phalamir: TommyDeuce: Cafe Threads: ...investigators found her remains in his backyard.

"That's the last place they'll look!"

Yeah, you live in a place with swamps full of gators, an ocean full of sharks and crabs and such and you hide the corpse in your OWN BACK YARD and then taunt the cops about never finding it?

farking moron.

I actually own a 1/4 acre of swampland in North Florida that is underwater at least 12 hours a day - I have offered it's "use" to friends.  They usually roll their eyes until I show them where it is on a map and mention the gator concentration.  Then I get less eyerolling and more side-eye.

Will you please stop mentioning it over friendly poker games?!

"Hey steve....wondering if i can borrow some of your tools.....my wife's car....."
"You know....i have a 1/4 of an acre of swampland, with gators, under water half the day......."
"Steve, i just need a 9mm socket...."


Wtf kind of car has 9mm hardware literally anywhere?
 
2021-03-07 9:33:42 AM  

ChubbyTiger: Gotta ask, why? I'd get owning a huge chunk of swamp, but 1/4 acre? What can you do with it?



Evidently you can use it to dispose of dead bodies.  Haven't you been paying attention?

I live in Vegas, so we just drive out into the desert and dig a hole.


"A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all farkin' night."
 
2021-03-07 9:37:36 AM  

Doctor Poop: LineNoise: Resident Muslim: phalamir: TommyDeuce: Cafe Threads: ...investigators found her remains in his backyard.

"That's the last place they'll look!"

Yeah, you live in a place with swamps full of gators, an ocean full of sharks and crabs and such and you hide the corpse in your OWN BACK YARD and then taunt the cops about never finding it?

farking moron.

I actually own a 1/4 acre of swampland in North Florida that is underwater at least 12 hours a day - I have offered it's "use" to friends.  They usually roll their eyes until I show them where it is on a map and mention the gator concentration.  Then I get less eyerolling and more side-eye.

Will you please stop mentioning it over friendly poker games?!

"Hey steve....wondering if i can borrow some of your tools.....my wife's car....."
"You know....i have a 1/4 of an acre of swampland, with gators, under water half the day......."
"Steve, i just need a 9mm socket...."

Wtf kind of car has 9mm hardware literally anywhere?


90's VWs. Plenty of 9mm and 11mm bolts, surprisingly few 10mm.
 
2021-03-07 9:50:24 AM  

phalamir: TommyDeuce: Cafe Threads: ...investigators found her remains in his backyard.

"That's the last place they'll look!"

Yeah, you live in a place with swamps full of gators, an ocean full of sharks and crabs and such and you hide the corpse in your OWN BACK YARD and then taunt the cops about never finding it?

farking moron.

I actually own a 1/4 acre of swampland in North Florida that is underwater at least 12 hours a day - I have offered it's "use" to friends.  They usually roll their eyes until I show them where it is on a map and mention the gator concentration.  Then I get less eyerolling and more side-eye.


Hey, get off my lawn!
 
2021-03-07 9:57:35 AM  
If the guy admitted there's a body to find, isn't that a confession?
 
2021-03-07 10:16:44 AM  

big pig peaches: If the guy admitted there's a body to find, isn't that a confession?


I am sure all of his statements made to the police before discovery of the body will be used against him in a court of law.
 
2021-03-07 10:21:07 AM  

big pig peaches: If the guy admitted there's a body to find, isn't that a confession?


According to the article, he said "At least you didn't find a body" after they found some weed.

If a cop found a joint in my car, and I said, "Well, at least you didn't find 500 pounds of cocaine"... I mean... It would be a stupid thing to say. It might lead to the cop searching some more, but it isn't the same as my saying that I have 500 pounds of cocaine in my car.
 
2021-03-07 10:34:23 AM  

pjbreeze: Well at least he didn't put her in the freezer.


Well he had to age her a little. Everyone knows that.
 
2021-03-07 10:34:43 AM  

SloppyFrenchKisser: [i.pinimg.com image 733x616]


Some meth head stole a trumpet out of my car and then tried to sell it to the same music store I had bought it from. He ran out of the store when the owner set the horn behind the counter and said I know who owns this turmpet.
 
2021-03-07 10:36:54 AM  

Snargi: SloppyFrenchKisser: [i.pinimg.com image 733x616]

Some meth head stole a trumpet out of my car and then tried to sell it to the same music store I had bought it from. He ran out of the store when the owner set the horn behind the counter and said I know who owns this turmpet. trumpet.


/I have a hard time spelling anything with trump in it.

 
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