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(IndyStar)   Viagra users getting younger and younger - Pfizer soon to change blue diamond pills into Flintstone chewables   ( indystar.com) divider line
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2004-09-14 11:24:04 AM  
Funny headline!
2004-09-14 11:27:00 AM  
I've taken it and I don't notice myself getting any younger!
2004-09-14 11:34:32 AM  
10 million strong...and "growing."
2004-09-14 11:49:05 AM  
Already been done.... ;)

[image from graphicaddiction.com too old to be available]

From this PS contest.
2004-09-14 01:27:32 PM  
That was a pleasing headline, submitter.
2004-09-14 01:32:01 PM  
At 18 I was gobbling Nembutal to LOSE my erection.
2004-09-14 02:43:13 PM  
GraphicAddiction: Your PS was the first thing that came to my mind.
2004-09-14 02:58:10 PM  
I can hear it now:

"Nah, he's just experiencing a little growth spurt..."
2004-09-14 02:58:54 PM  
Dont forget my flintstone's chewable morphine.
2004-09-14 02:59:27 PM  
Yeah, what youngun needs more stiffies? It was all I could do to flaccid for a few minutes.
2004-09-14 02:59:33 PM  
Hey, maybe the boy will get in the mood to kiss the Australian Finance Minister now!
2004-09-14 03:00:24 PM  
I personally can't wait for the Dino with a hard on Flintstone chewable vitamin.

2004-09-14 03:00:33 PM  

Nembutal numbs it all, but I prefer alcohol.
2004-09-14 03:02:22 PM  
In my day, all a young guy needed to get an erection was a stiff breeze. Maybe these kids are cranking it too much.
2004-09-14 03:02:48 PM  
Dr. Louis Kuritzky....says he generally prescribes them when asked. "There's no way to prove they have it any more than a woman having menstrual cramps or headaches. We trust them unless there's reason to believe otherwise"

Doctor: OK, quick, have an erection!! Alright, I'll write out the prescription.
2004-09-14 03:03:57 PM  
"And a sex therapist says that boys as young as 16 have sought her help, thinking they need Viagra to have sex or to compensate for a small penis."

Viagra: the new Red Corvette of Small Penis Nation.

That's it. From now on, every time I see some guy driving an SUV, I'm gonna throw some Viagra at it.

2004-09-14 03:04:07 PM  
I blame the proliferation and desensitizing of internet por...oohh a boobies link!...
2004-09-14 03:06:14 PM  
Im amazed by viagra. THis is a drug that human beings have been searching for since ancient times.
2004-09-14 03:07:19 PM  
"The pills enable some men who have hypertension, diabetes or prostate problems to get an erection by increasing blood flow to the penis, provided the brain kicks in with some sexual stimulation. They don't make people better lovers, instantly mend broken relationships or enlarge body parts.

Did I miss something?
2004-09-14 03:07:21 PM  
It's the only recreational drug I've ever used!
2004-09-14 03:07:53 PM  
THis is a drug that human beings have been searching for since ancient times.

And it probably works better than powdered rhino horn or tiger penis soup.
2004-09-14 03:07:55 PM  
Okay, I had to try Viagra to see what all the fuss was about. It is weird because everything you see that is white, becomes extremely white with a blue hue...
2004-09-14 03:08:30 PM  
One concern is that the drugs may be psychologically addictive, says Morgentaler, author of "The Viagra Myth," a book on common misperceptions about the drug. Healthy men may begin to feel inadequate without it, he says.

Sounds like they already feel inadequate.
2004-09-14 03:09:12 PM  
I thought the whole point of the pill was to make your body part enlarge...
2004-09-14 03:10:06 PM  
ah...the memories of my sixth grade math class...
2004-09-14 03:11:13 PM  
FLA Chickie [TotalFark]
"Okay, I had to try Viagra to see what all the fuss was about. It is weird because everything you see that is white, becomes extremely white with a blue hue..."

No you are mistaken. That was just Michael Jackson in concert that you were looking at ...

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2004-09-14 03:12:34 PM  
That Cialis stuff makes it stand up for hours on end.
2004-09-14 03:12:37 PM  
Ok, excuse my ignorance here, but what does Viagra actually DO? Does it allow a man to maintain erection? Or to delay orgasim? What if he's a 2 pump chump? Will Viagra help?

Look at me, I'm turning to Fark for medical advice.....

Of course, I'm uh, asking, uh, for a Friend!!
2004-09-14 03:12:38 PM  
I once took a viagra and it got stuck in my throat. I had a stiff neck all day.

I apologize for the blatant joke plagurism.
2004-09-14 03:13:55 PM  
Viagra is turning ED into the sensation ADHD is.
2004-09-14 03:14:26 PM  
Some alpinists use the stuff to help overcome oxygen deprivation on high altitude climbs. Although I'm not sure hiking up a glacier with three poles is an easy task.
2004-09-14 03:14:35 PM  
Damn, skinink you beat me to the Jacko reference!
2004-09-14 03:14:46 PM  

Please, no more MJ caressing his nipple whilst practicing his reach-around pics.

Thank you,
The Mgt.
2004-09-14 03:15:16 PM  
Viagra only helps to get and maintain firmer erections. Does nothing for sensation or to delay orgasm.

/has sample closet with plenty Viagra there.
2004-09-14 03:16:19 PM  
What bothers me is the fact that there are that many guys out there getting laid on a regular enough basis to necessitate having viagra. That really smarts!

/not bitter about lack of sex life
//been looking for an excuse to say "That really smarts!"
2004-09-14 03:17:06 PM  
And for those alpinists mentioned above, it helps to lower pulmonary arterial blood pressure and may have use in high altitude climbs, currently being used off-label and in trials for pulmonary hypertension.
2004-09-14 03:17:19 PM  
I like the way the newer commercials use near-porn music.

2004-09-14 03:17:31 PM  
Maybe it's the leet speak from the spam attracting young AOL kids. They want their V|@5ra, and they want it now, before someone punches them in the nuts for not typing in english.
2004-09-14 03:18:14 PM  
You're supposed to call your doctor if your erection lasts more than 4 hours. If I've got wood for four hours, I'm calling everybody!

NM156 - Viagra, Cialis and Levitra all work to increase blood flow to the penis. Blood flow is what makes a softie a hardie, for the more technically minded. Thus, the more blood you have flowing, the harder Mr. Roger gets. Older guys with diabetes or prostate problems usually suffer from decreased blood flow to that area, so Viagra is really a cure for a circulation problem.
2004-09-14 03:19:59 PM  
Im 31 years old, and, if anything, I need something that reduces the number of stiffies rather than increases them.
2004-09-14 03:20:25 PM  
funny headline. disturbing but funny
2004-09-14 03:20:30 PM  
NM156: People with erectile dysfunction often suffer from circulatory problems - hypertension, diabetes, surgery, enlarged prostate, etc. Viagra just makes sure the blood gets to the penis when your brain says it's go time.

PSA: Do not use poppers if you are taking these drugs. Your heart will asplode (that whole nitrate connection).
2004-09-14 03:21:15 PM  
Some alpinists use the stuff to help overcome oxygen deprivation on high altitude climbs. Although I'm not sure hiking up a glacier with three poles is an easy task.

Self arrest? OUCH!
2004-09-14 03:24:15 PM  
It also makes you feel congested
2004-09-14 03:25:06 PM  
Now, they really have an excuse NOT to go to the chalkboard.
2004-09-14 03:27:10 PM  
And I used to think the "War on Drugs" was a failure.
2004-09-14 03:29:21 PM  
I don't know about youse guys, but a four-hour bone makes me nervous.
2004-09-14 03:29:42 PM  
...but, what we all want to know (inquiring minds and all), did it help arousal levels?
2004-09-14 03:30:55 PM  
A good bite of mango is all you really need.

/George is BACK, baby!
2004-09-14 03:31:09 PM  

Just testing... I'm wondering why everyone in here types "asplode" or if it's done by some filter.

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