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(Twitter)   Except at the end at 2 AM, when I had already gone home because it was past my bedtime and those meanie Democrats were left by themselves to vote to cut the debate time on the bill   (twitter.com) divider line
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2021-03-06 6:35:35 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2021-03-06 6:36:58 PM  
Liar
 
2021-03-06 6:45:27 PM  
"I finally got . . . hard . . . about an hour."

Ellipsis quotes ftw
 
2021-03-06 7:00:41 PM  

Naido: "I finally got . . . hard . . . about an hour."

Ellipsis quotes ftw


"I ... got ... a bill about ... the reading ... time."

Asshole probably didn't pay it, either.
 
2021-03-06 7:16:29 PM  

cretinbob: Liar


Found his pants:
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2021-03-06 8:39:13 PM  
You lying f*cker. We all know you're goddamn illiterate.
 
2021-03-06 8:43:06 PM  
What? You were verifiably not in the room the whole time.
 
2021-03-06 9:11:43 PM  
"I... like... big... hard... bill."
 
2021-03-06 9:19:54 PM  
Thanking them?

Pretty sure the feeling ain't reciprocated.

Pettiness and obstructionist, thy name is GOP.
 
2021-03-06 9:21:42 PM  
Some of the same clerks he had no problem endangering just two months ago?
 
2021-03-06 9:22:52 PM  
"I would like to thank...bill yesterday. I know it was a big job and it's unfortunate it took 11 hours. I finally got...hard...about an hour into...reading...the time."
 
2021-03-06 9:23:23 PM  
I wonder if the democrats could hire a speed talker (like auctioneers) to read these things in the future. Cut the time from 11 hours to 3.
 
2021-03-06 9:23:26 PM  

NewportBarGuy: You lying f*cker. We all know you're goddamn illiterate.


He probably reads Russian well enough.
 
2021-03-06 9:24:35 PM  
And yet nothing you wanted was accomplished by this folderol.

(Yes, autocorrect, folderol is a word.)
 
2021-03-06 9:24:59 PM  

NotARocketScientist: I wonder if the democrats could hire a speed talker (like auctioneers) to read these things in the future. Cut the time from 11 hours to 3.


It's been done before. But, political shenanigans beget political shenanigans.
 
2021-03-06 9:25:19 PM  
Wisconsin's Johnson.
 
2021-03-06 9:25:37 PM  
What an asshole.
 
2021-03-06 9:25:37 PM  
It's like he has the cognitive ability of a goddamn infant and thinks if he can't see someone, they can't see him.
 
2021-03-06 9:25:53 PM  
He might not be lying; he's just using "hard copy of the bill" to suggest he didn't get to see the bill until after it was read. Of course, he's seen digital copies long ago, but when you view your entire job as misleading the American people, well, you do what you do.
 
2021-03-06 9:27:35 PM  
"I...like...clerks...big...and...hard"
 
2021-03-06 9:29:42 PM  

Gyrfalcon: And yet nothing you wanted was accomplished by this folderol.

(Yes, autocorrect, folderol is a word.)


I must express my appreciation for your repartee, Madame. I wish to apply to be sent your periodical.
 
2021-03-06 9:31:05 PM  

Naido: "I finally got . . . hard . . . about an hour."

Ellipsis quotes ftw


Mama told him not to come.
 
2021-03-06 9:32:07 PM  
Sure, the whole thing wasn't a time stalling ploy, Mr Johnson.

It's not like folks are in desperate need or anything.

What's eleven hours you have to wait if you need you gas or electric reconnected.

Anyone who was suffering prolly just ran off to the warmer climate of Mexico. Well, as long as the airfare was free that 1400 could get you almost 4 whole nights at the Ritz.
 
2021-03-06 9:33:51 PM  
He seems like somebody that deserves brain cancer.
 
2021-03-06 9:35:08 PM  

Gyrfalcon: folderol


How peculiar! I'd always guessed that folderol meant cash as a medicament.

"I'm worried about CO2 generated by our new plant."
"Here, take some folderol."
"I'm okay now!"
 
2021-03-06 9:36:31 PM  
Ron Johnson, sh*tstain from Wisconsin: "I finally got a hard copy of the bill about an hour into the reading and followed along the entire time."

So he did this to get a remedial reading lesson.
 
2021-03-06 9:36:34 PM  

iheartscotch: What? You were verifiably not in the room the whole time.


He was reading the bill in his room at what he figured was about the same speed the clerks were reading it.

Turns out though, he lied about something that is trivial to verify.
 
2021-03-06 9:36:42 PM  
Remember, *this* was the guy who beat Russ Feingold.  Twice.  WTF, Wisconsin.
 
2021-03-06 9:37:05 PM  

NotARocketScientist: I wonder if the democrats could hire a speed talker (like auctioneers) to read these things in the future. Cut the time from 11 hours to 3.


We need Jim Dickskin...
 
2021-03-06 9:37:23 PM  
"I NEVER LEARNED TO READ!"

This is a cry for help. He can shove his head up his stupid ass and cry there.
 
2021-03-06 9:37:30 PM  

cbathrob: Remember, *this* was the guy who beat Russ Feingold.  Twice.  WTF, Wisconsin.


WI just loves a whole lot of stigginit.
 
2021-03-06 9:37:58 PM  
The best part was, because of his cunning stunt, and his absence from the chamber at the end, the Dems managed to shorten debate on the bill to only 3 hours instead of the customary 10.

Red Foreman has a word for you, Ron.

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2021-03-06 9:39:15 PM  

LurkerSupreme: "I...like...clerks...big...and...hard​"


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2021-03-06 9:40:17 PM  

NewportBarGuy: You lying f*cker. We all know you're goddamn illiterate.


He says he's not illiterate.  His parents were married before he was born.
 
2021-03-06 9:42:29 PM  
"folderol": One of the directions found on a package of egg roll wrappers.
 
2021-03-06 9:43:58 PM  
I'll bet his lips move when he reads.
 
2021-03-06 9:44:03 PM  
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2021-03-06 9:45:20 PM  

Shostie: "I... like... big... hard... bill."


Let's cawk-slap him with it.
 
2021-03-06 9:47:35 PM  
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2021-03-06 9:47:59 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

SenRonJohnson: I would like to thank the Senate clerks who read the $1.9 trillion bill yesterday. I know it was a big job and it's unfortunate it took 11 hours. I finally got a hard copy of the bill about an hour into the reading and followed along the entire time.


What a fuvking child
 
2021-03-06 9:56:01 PM  
You know, I bet he could legit expense a laptop to be able to read a PDF at will
 
2021-03-06 9:59:35 PM  
So what, you're saying your preportedly did your f*cling job? Well good for you.

Though I seriously doubt you actually did what you claimed to have done, jackass.

Now how about you just f*ck off and go sing the Russian national anthem or something, because we sure as f*ck know you're not working for the American people.
 
2021-03-06 10:01:10 PM  

cretinbob: Liar


farking Liar
 
2021-03-06 10:02:26 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

SenRonJohnson: I would like to thank the Senate clerks who read the $1.9 trillion bill yesterday. I know it was a big job and it's unfortunate it took 11 hours. I finally got a hard copy of the bill about an hour into the reading and followed along the entire time.


From where, you disingenuous toad.
fark that guy with a rusty roto-tiller until it goes...click.
 
2021-03-06 10:07:47 PM  

Ragin' Asian: "I NEVER LEARNED TO READ!"


Opposite Twilight - I've never learned to read
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First thing I thought of.
 
2021-03-06 10:08:28 PM  
Turkeyneck McF*ckst*ck's paycheck is wasteful spending
 
2021-03-06 10:13:18 PM  
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#RussianRon
 
2021-03-06 10:15:31 PM  

bughunter: The best part was, because of his cunning stunt, and his absence from the chamber at the end, the Dems managed to shorten debate on the bill to only 3 hours instead of the customary 10.

Red Foreman has a word for you, Ron.

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AND they closed debate on Garland's nomination and made it filibuster-proof
via C-SPAN
 
2021-03-06 10:20:46 PM  

dericwater: NewportBarGuy: You lying f*cker. We all know you're goddamn illiterate.

He probably reads Russian well enough.


It doesn't matter what language is on the checks, as long as they keep coming and he can keep cashing them.
 
2021-03-06 10:27:58 PM  

UberNeuman: [Fark user image image 850x668]


Well, now I want to watch XFiles again.
 
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