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2021-03-06 8:51:09 PM  
Republicans just love disease.  They can relate to it.
 
2021-03-06 8:52:20 PM  
So by my reading, some under and neanderthal populated, over represented shiathole states are about to become even more overrepresented. Anyway.
 
2021-03-06 9:11:34 PM  
I guess we will see if cases increase in 2 weeks.
 
2021-03-06 9:13:40 PM  
Oxford is filled with rich, white, stupid college kids of the fraternal bent.
 
2021-03-06 9:43:58 PM  
What's up with the stripes on their legs? It's not shadows or the girl in the middle would have them too. It looks like when you wrap a rubber band around your finger until it leaves an indent.
 
2021-03-06 9:44:20 PM  
A Girl's Halloween - SNL
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2021-03-06 9:44:37 PM  
I remember one time I got a gash in my leg. It needed 37 stitches. It was healing, but because it wasn't getting any worse I ripped the stitches out a week early.

This is like that.
 
2021-03-06 9:49:50 PM  
Biden was right, they are Neanderthals.
 
2021-03-06 9:50:41 PM  
Must suck to be medical staff there. Because when these stupid assholes get sick, they'll come running demanding help. I swear, I'm sick of this bullshiat. It's a hoax and a joke and all crying liberal pussies until they get sick. Then they're humbled and beg for help. Idiots like me get to risk ourselves and our families for morons that think a drink and a shiatty steak at Outback is worth risking others' lives. Again, I'm sick of this bullshiat.
 
2021-03-06 9:51:24 PM  
who could have seen this coming?
 
2021-03-06 9:53:28 PM  
Biden seems awfully prescient with his neanderthal comment.
 
2021-03-06 9:53:58 PM  
The anti-mask folks sure seem to love that, "Those who would give up essential liberty, to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety" quote.

Nearly 20 years ago, these were the same folks who were pissing themselves in fear after 9/11 and insisting that we needed to pass the Patriot Act, ban nail clippers from airplanes, and that we go to war with Afghanistan and eventually Iraq.

They may have the attention spans of gnats, but I remember.
 
2021-03-06 9:55:45 PM  
Build the wall! Build the wall!
 
2021-03-06 9:57:42 PM  
How do you fight such proud ignorance - such gleeful hate?
 
2021-03-06 9:58:47 PM  
Will I feel this owned when they take the virus home to their parents, neighbors or whomever? I suppose I'll know in a couple weeks.
 
2021-03-06 10:01:04 PM  
Republican leaders say Biden 'degraded himself' by calling reopening 'neanderthal thinking'

And we're gonna prove him right in about a month or less
 
2021-03-06 10:02:20 PM  
This was not supposed to be a "How to" guide.
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2021-03-06 10:02:31 PM  
Dead Republicans?  I don't see any downside to that.
 
2021-03-06 10:03:12 PM  
Turning the voters blue to keep the state red
 
2021-03-06 10:07:19 PM  

jst3p: I remember one time I got a gash in my leg. It needed 37 stitches. It was healing, but because it wasn't getting any worse I ripped the stitches out a week early.

This is like that.


Very good analogy. This virus is only going to stop if we take. If it can't find someone to infect, it will die out. These lunatics are right in each others faces. Even with masks on it is a dangerous thing to do. Without the mask, it is almost certain that most of them will get it. Maybe we can block the doors, that way they an party till they drop (dead).
 
2021-03-06 10:10:41 PM  

Dr. Nick Riviera: The anti-mask folks sure seem to love that, "Those who would give up essential liberty, to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety" quote.

Nearly 20 years ago, these were the same folks who were pissing themselves in fear after 9/11 and insisting that we needed to pass the Patriot Act, ban nail clippers from airplanes, and that we go to war with Afghanistan and eventually Iraq.

They may have the attention spans of gnats, but I remember.


Could you imagine a third of the population back in 2001 protesting the TSA, skipping the security checkpoints, demanding that they be allowed to take water bottles and shampoo on planes?

How else can they wash their hair at the destination!?

It is my right to get on an airplane with terrorists! If you don't want to fly with terrorists, then you can drive.
 
2021-03-06 10:13:51 PM  

Urmuf Hamer: So by my reading, some under and neanderthal populated, over represented shiathole states are about to become even more overrepresented. Anyway.


I stayed in Mississippi for a few months in 2019-2020.

Nuke it.
 
2021-03-06 10:15:37 PM  

daffy: jst3p: I remember one time I got a gash in my leg. It needed 37 stitches. It was healing, but because it wasn't getting any worse I ripped the stitches out a week early.

This is like that.

Very good analogy. This virus is only going to stop if we take. If it can't find someone to infect, it will die out. These lunatics are right in each others faces. Even with masks on it is a dangerous thing to do. Without the mask, it is almost certain that most of them will get it. Maybe we can block the doors, that way they an party till they drop (dead).


it seems something else is also going around.  Probably the usual, but the fact people are getting sick means something is getting thru precautions.

My boss was feeling sick earlier this week and wrote an email last night saying he has covid.  A few other students of mine have emailed me asking for extensions due to being sick.  They are less likely to get tested to see if it is covid too.

Another coworker had a sinus/flu thing.  got tested and it wasn't covid at least.
 
2021-03-06 10:17:08 PM  

whisper in the wind: Dead Republicans?  I don't see any downside to that.


Unvaccinated people exposing themselves to the virus gives the virus an opportunity to find a mutation that reduces the effectiveness of vaccines.

See the problem now?
 
2021-03-06 10:17:14 PM  

Billy Liar: Turning the voters blue to keep the state red


When in reality it would have the exact opposite effect as all the Republican anti maskers croak. Ironic? Let me go ask Alanis.
 
2021-03-06 10:17:40 PM  

ISO15693: Biden seems awfully prescient with his neanderthal comment.


I mean, maybe we only thought they went extinct, but they're about to.
 
2021-03-06 10:17:53 PM  

Cafe Threads: Urmuf Hamer: So by my reading, some under and neanderthal populated, over represented shiathole states are about to become even more overrepresented. Anyway.

I stayed in Mississippi for a few months in 2019-2020.

Nuke it.


Mississippi Burning = a good movie.

Burning Mississippi = a good idea.
 
2021-03-06 10:18:35 PM  
Just for reference, here's today's final tally that ended at 0 UTC or whatever time they use (sorted DESC by total cases):

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I'll be checking back on this in a week or two.
 
2021-03-06 10:20:04 PM  

70Ford: This was not supposed to be a "How to" guide.
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Lol you think they could read that.
 
2021-03-06 10:28:02 PM  
Oh my!
 
2021-03-06 10:29:13 PM  

Dr. Nick Riviera: The anti-mask folks sure seem to love that, "Those who would give up essential liberty, to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety" quote.


The funny part is that the quote was not about the liberty of individuals but the liberty of the government. The matter at hand was whether or not the local state government should be able to fund protection from the Indian tribes on the edge of its borders by taxing the rich landowners who lived there. The "essential liberty" was about the power of an elected Big Government to tax its citizens, not about freedom in the sense we think of today.
 
2021-03-06 10:29:49 PM  

valenumr: ISO15693: Biden seems awfully prescient with his neanderthal comment.

I mean, maybe we only thought they went extinct, but they're about to.


How can you describe his as prescient when he doesn't even know what's going on in the present?
 
2021-03-06 10:33:52 PM  

jekfark: valenumr: ISO15693: Biden seems awfully prescient with his neanderthal comment.

I mean, maybe we only thought they went extinct, but they're about to.

How can you describe his as prescient when he doesn't even know what's going on in the present?


LoL, the question mark is right next to backspace on my phone. Nice grammar joke tho.
 
2021-03-06 10:36:28 PM  

IDisME: Republican leaders say Biden 'degraded himself' by calling reopening 'neanderthal thinking'

And we're gonna prove him right in about a month or less


deplorable insouciant neanderthals.
 
2021-03-06 10:41:29 PM  
And just like that, the GQP became concerned about a president's language.

And nobody cared.
 
2021-03-06 10:53:07 PM  

IDisME: Republican leaders say Biden 'degraded himself' by calling reopening 'neanderthal thinking'

And we're gonna prove him right in about a month or less


Oh they will just blame him and his policies for any spike.
 
2021-03-06 10:59:24 PM  
so what to stop Biden from doing a EO that said any state that dose this crap gets 0 fed funds at all.  ie get in line or you lose all that fed cash you need to run your state.  Iots of states get 20% or more of money they need to run their states from fed funds.  20% is one thing but some states get close to 40% how long will they last before they fall inline or the state just collapes and the fed have to come in and take over anyways.
 
2021-03-06 11:01:27 PM  

jumac: so what to stop Biden from doing a EO that said any state that dose this crap gets 0 fed funds at all.  ie get in line or you lose all that fed cash you need to run your state.  Iots of states get 20% or more of money they need to run their states from fed funds.  20% is one thing but some states get close to 40% how long will they last before they fall inline or the state just collapes and the fed have to come in and take over anyways.


Congress spends the money, not the president. He can probably cut of fema funds or something like that.
 
2021-03-06 11:06:51 PM  

Hyjamon: who could have seen this coming?


ray charles
 
2021-03-06 11:14:44 PM  

jumac: so what to stop Biden from doing a EO that said any state that dose this crap gets 0 fed funds at all.  ie get in line or you lose all that fed cash you need to run your state.  Iots of states get 20% or more of money they need to run their states from fed funds.  20% is one thing but some states get close to 40% how long will they last before they fall inline or the state just collapes and the fed have to come in and take over anyways.


The same thing that stopped Trump from magically cutting off funding to CA, NY, IL, and all the other blue states he wanted to do that to.

The Constitution.
 
2021-03-06 11:18:46 PM  
Once again, a selfcorrecting problem

Stay out of zombieland
 
2021-03-06 11:36:17 PM  

Cafe Threads: Urmuf Hamer: So by my reading, some under and neanderthal populated, over represented shiathole states are about to become even more overrepresented. Anyway.

I stayed in Mississippi for a few months in 2019-2020.

Nuke it.


I live next door in Louisiana, but fate or random stuff has blessed me with living in New Orleans. The official state motto is "We're not Mississippi." Even one of our jackass senators voted to convict Trump. Baby steps.
 
2021-03-06 11:39:37 PM  
Biden insults the intelligence of Neanderthals.
 
2021-03-06 11:40:53 PM  
Of farking COURSE it's God-damned Mississippi.
 
2021-03-06 11:44:41 PM  

cyberspacedout: Biden insults the intelligence of Neanderthals.


This.

Just looking at that article gave me herpes and reduced my IQ by ten points. Thanks, DailyFail.
 
2021-03-06 11:51:43 PM  
Burning pictures of Americans now are we? And teaching young kids to hate their fellow Americans too! How Cute!

So sick of nazis.
 
2021-03-07 12:01:39 AM  

mjones73: Biden was right, they are Neanderthals.


It's entirely possible that the Neanderthal were wiped out by a disease much like Covid-19.
 
2021-03-07 12:15:39 AM  

vudukungfu: Once again, a selfcorrecting problem

Stay out of zombieland


That's easy to say, but wingnuts live in every state, and all the wingnuts I know in my blue state are travelling around like it's NBD. It's bound to start spreading around again because morons keep deciding the virus is over because "they feel like it".
 
2021-03-07 12:27:16 AM  
Tomorrow's news. All of Mississippi is dead!
 
2021-03-07 12:29:55 AM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: mjones73: Biden was right, they are Neanderthals.

It's entirely possible that the Neanderthal were wiped out by a disease much like Covid-19.


Or maybe they were subsumed and outbred by Cletus and the rest of his Cro-mag clan which is why so many people are running around with upwards of 10% Neanderthal DNA right now.
 
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