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2021-03-07 5:28:45 AM  
2 votes:
What I'm hearing is that if I devote myself I could shiat so much I destroy property.
 
2021-03-07 5:25:35 AM  
2 votes:

ReapTheChaos: items like so-called flushable sanitizing wipes

This. Never flush any kind of wipe other than toilet paper. This includes paper towels and napkins, which can take days or even weeks to dissolve. Along those lines, no cigarette butts, condoms, or tampons/pads either. Nothing buy poop, pee, and toilet paper (I supposed vomit too when it happens).

This is true for both septic and sewer systems. For those of you who think, "fark it, why should I care about the city sewer lines?" this is what it looks like when there's a clogged line and the people upstream from your house keep flushing and running water.

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Why doesn't that house have a check valve on the sewer line?
 
2021-03-07 3:00:09 AM  
2 votes:
I don't know why I'm surprised by the stupidity of people pouring grease down the drain, but I am.

Yeah, I can understand that people who eat out frequently might never have learned to cook, but couldn't they just order takeout?
 
2021-03-07 12:09:20 AM  
2 votes:
items like so-called flushable sanitizing wipes

This. Never flush any kind of wipe other than toilet paper. This includes paper towels and napkins, which can take days or even weeks to dissolve. Along those lines, no cigarette butts, condoms, or tampons/pads either. Nothing buy poop, pee, and toilet paper (I supposed vomit too when it happens).

This is true for both septic and sewer systems. For those of you who think, "fark it, why should I care about the city sewer lines?" this is what it looks like when there's a clogged line and the people upstream from your house keep flushing and running water.

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2021-03-06 11:58:26 PM  
2 votes:
Flushable wipes, aren't.
 
2021-03-06 8:12:53 PM  
2 votes:
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/obscure?
 
2021-03-08 3:48:07 AM  
1 vote:

portnoyd: fredbox: I dropped $3000 on septic repairs in January, so I'm really getting a kick ...

Lol that's adorable. Try a $30k repair to sell my house last year.

/never buy a house with septic


I'll take septic over HOA anyday.
 
2021-03-07 3:06:11 PM  
1 vote:

fredbox: I dropped $3000 on septic repairs in January, so I'm really getting a kick ...


A good long hefty cleveland steamer drop is priceless.
 
2021-03-07 10:21:19 AM  
1 vote:

fredbox: I dropped $3000 on septic repairs in January, so I'm really getting a kick ...


Lol that's adorable. Try a $30k repair to sell my house last year.

/never buy a house with septic
 
2021-03-07 8:46:37 AM  
1 vote:
All the WFH people pooping at home instead of the office now.

But then again, they don't have to shower, so maybe it evens out.
 
2021-03-06 10:09:14 PM  
1 vote:
It's all the crap I've been eating in quarantine.
 
2021-03-06 9:47:27 PM  
1 vote:

OkieDookie: I own my own pet virus
I get to pet and name her
Her milk is my shiat
My shiat it is her milk

Test meat
Doll steak


Big cheese will clog up your pipes
 
2021-03-06 8:46:14 PM  
1 vote:
I own my own pet virus
I get to pet and name her
Her milk is my shiat
My shiat it is her milk

Test meat
Doll steak
 
2021-03-06 8:23:13 PM  
1 vote:
Your shiat is their bread and butter .
 
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