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2021-03-06 8:12:53 PM  
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/obscure?
 
2021-03-06 8:15:22 PM  
Nothing but brown gold these days for the septic companies.
 
2021-03-06 8:23:13 PM  
Your shiat is their bread and butter .
 
2021-03-06 8:46:14 PM  
I own my own pet virus
I get to pet and name her
Her milk is my shiat
My shiat it is her milk

Test meat
Doll steak
 
2021-03-06 9:47:27 PM  

OkieDookie: I own my own pet virus
I get to pet and name her
Her milk is my shiat
My shiat it is her milk

Test meat
Doll steak


Big cheese will clog up your pipes
 
2021-03-06 10:09:14 PM  
It's all the crap I've been eating in quarantine.
 
2021-03-06 10:11:26 PM  

chitownmike: OkieDookie: I own my own pet virus
I get to pet and name her
Her milk is my shiat
My shiat it is her milk

Test meat
Doll steak

Big cheese will clog up your pipes


Don't be such a downer.
 
2021-03-06 11:58:26 PM  
Flushable wipes, aren't.
 
2021-03-06 11:58:57 PM  

abhorrent1: [Fark user image image 400x332]

/obscure?


Let's be factually accurate on this meme.

It's not technically "shiatter's full".

It's more accurately "shiatter WAS full".

/ This Fark post brought to you by the Society of Pedants
 
2021-03-07 12:09:20 AM  
items like so-called flushable sanitizing wipes

This. Never flush any kind of wipe other than toilet paper. This includes paper towels and napkins, which can take days or even weeks to dissolve. Along those lines, no cigarette butts, condoms, or tampons/pads either. Nothing buy poop, pee, and toilet paper (I supposed vomit too when it happens).

This is true for both septic and sewer systems. For those of you who think, "fark it, why should I care about the city sewer lines?" this is what it looks like when there's a clogged line and the people upstream from your house keep flushing and running water.

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2021-03-07 12:44:50 AM  
I was at a remote, rarely visited thrift, and had to use the toilet after having to do a bunch of squats to see the items I was interested in. I absolutely wrecked that toilet.  I only used three squares, but it just wasn't flushing. I used the plunger to cram some down, but it just wasn't flushing. I left without making my purchase because I could smell the disaster catching up with me.
 
2021-03-07 12:48:06 AM  
I dropped $3000 on septic repairs in January, so I'm really getting a kick ...
 
2021-03-07 3:00:09 AM  
I don't know why I'm surprised by the stupidity of people pouring grease down the drain, but I am.

Yeah, I can understand that people who eat out frequently might never have learned to cook, but couldn't they just order takeout?
 
2021-03-07 5:25:35 AM  

ReapTheChaos: items like so-called flushable sanitizing wipes

This. Never flush any kind of wipe other than toilet paper. This includes paper towels and napkins, which can take days or even weeks to dissolve. Along those lines, no cigarette butts, condoms, or tampons/pads either. Nothing buy poop, pee, and toilet paper (I supposed vomit too when it happens).

This is true for both septic and sewer systems. For those of you who think, "fark it, why should I care about the city sewer lines?" this is what it looks like when there's a clogged line and the people upstream from your house keep flushing and running water.

[Fark user image image 640x360]


Why doesn't that house have a check valve on the sewer line?
 
2021-03-07 5:28:45 AM  
What I'm hearing is that if I devote myself I could shiat so much I destroy property.
 
2021-03-07 5:37:56 AM  
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2021-03-07 8:46:37 AM  
All the WFH people pooping at home instead of the office now.

But then again, they don't have to shower, so maybe it evens out.
 
2021-03-07 10:21:19 AM  

fredbox: I dropped $3000 on septic repairs in January, so I'm really getting a kick ...


Lol that's adorable. Try a $30k repair to sell my house last year.

/never buy a house with septic
 
2021-03-07 3:00:58 PM  

OkieDookie: I own my own pet virus
I get to pet and name her
Her milk is my shiat
My shiat it is her milk

Test meat
Doll steak


All your base are belong to us.
 
2021-03-07 3:02:01 PM  

groppet: Nothing but brown gold these days for the septic companies.


shiat
shiat
shiat your way to fitness!!
 
2021-03-07 3:03:05 PM  

ReapTheChaos: items like so-called flushable sanitizing wipes

This. Never flush any kind of wipe other than toilet paper. This includes paper towels and napkins, which can take days or even weeks to dissolve. Along those lines, no cigarette butts, condoms, or tampons/pads either. Nothing buy poop, pee, and toilet paper (I supposed vomit too when it happens).

This is true for both septic and sewer systems. For those of you who think, "fark it, why should I care about the city sewer lines?" this is what it looks like when there's a clogged line and the people upstream from your house keep flushing and running water.

[Fark user image image 640x360]


No buttplugs either
 
2021-03-07 3:05:17 PM  

wildcardjack: I was at a remote, rarely visited thrift, and had to use the toilet after having to do a bunch of squats to see the items I was interested in. I absolutely wrecked that toilet.  I only used three squares, but it just wasn't flushing. I used the plunger to cram some down, but it just wasn't flushing. I left without making my purchase because I could smell the disaster catching up with me.


From his novel: Life is a shiat sandwitch. The more bread u have the less shiat u have to eat.
 
2021-03-07 3:06:11 PM  

fredbox: I dropped $3000 on septic repairs in January, so I'm really getting a kick ...


A good long hefty cleveland steamer drop is priceless.
 
2021-03-07 3:08:39 PM  

RottenEggs: Your shiat is their bread and butter .


Eat shiat

50 Trillion flies cant be wrong
 
2021-03-07 3:10:00 PM  

AllCatsAreBeautiful: It's all the crap I've been eating in quarantine.


I wonder....if u ate crap would u still crap crap???
 
2021-03-07 3:10:33 PM  

AllCatsAreBeautiful: It's all the crap I've been eating in quarantine.


Or maybe it would be crap divided by crap??
 
2021-03-07 3:11:23 PM  

Hills-Sachs_Legion: Flushable wipes, aren't.


The stock owners say theyre flushable.
 
2021-03-07 8:33:54 PM  
Hmmm. I should call for a pump out this Summer.
 
2021-03-07 9:16:46 PM  

abhorrent1: [Fark user image image 400x332]

/obscure?


What's that from? I am a Randy Quaid historian and I do not recall him being in any movies.
 
2021-03-07 10:03:22 PM  

ReapTheChaos: items like so-called flushable sanitizing wipes

This. Never flush any kind of wipe other than toilet paper. This includes paper towels and napkins, which can take days or even weeks to dissolve. Along those lines, no cigarette butts, condoms, or tampons/pads either. Nothing buy poop, pee, and toilet paper (I supposed vomit too when it happens).

This is true for both septic and sewer systems. For those of you who think, "fark it, why should I care about the city sewer lines?" this is what it looks like when there's a clogged line and the people upstream from your house keep flushing and running water.

[Fark user image image 640x360]


Trickle down economy
 
2021-03-08 3:48:07 AM  

portnoyd: fredbox: I dropped $3000 on septic repairs in January, so I'm really getting a kick ...

Lol that's adorable. Try a $30k repair to sell my house last year.

/never buy a house with septic


I'll take septic over HOA anyday.
 
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