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(YouTube)   Toilet vs 1000 sparklers, or how I came to loathe Taco Bell. Skip to 5:30 if you're just here for the asplodey bits   (youtube.com) divider line
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2021-03-06 1:07:05 PM  
That...that was beautiful, subby.

/wipes away a tear of joy
 
2021-03-06 1:07:09 PM  
I always wondered, how many sparklers does it take to get a good show? 1000 and a toilet
 
2021-03-06 1:27:59 PM  
Pretty sure that altered earth's rotation around the sun a bit. Maybe added on a second for the year.
 
2021-03-06 1:43:29 PM  
Ooh, now try it by crushing up the sparklers, removing the wires, and packing the "sparkling" material into a tightly bound package. Use a longer fuse. And get the fark away from there.

/you can create a hella bomb using one little pack of spark, crushed and bound in duct tape. This many...the ATF might be making a visit.
 
2021-03-06 2:09:46 PM  
I hate to defend Taco Bell, but it would take more than you could eat, to do that to a toilet.
 
2021-03-06 2:57:44 PM  
Asplodey, Taco Bell related video?  I'm good, subby, thanks
 
2021-03-06 3:50:38 PM  
The way that thing looked like a rocket they could have put the toilet upside down and launched it.
 
2021-03-06 6:53:37 PM  
IMO, not much asplodey as break apart from the heat.  Not that it wasn't nice to see, but no boom.
 
2021-03-06 7:30:06 PM  
Hersh & Chipkin--Disco Toilet
Youtube MABbw8yv5Wc
 
2021-03-06 7:35:59 PM  
"Where are you going with those 1000 sparklers?"

"I'm gonna break into a vault."
 
2021-03-06 7:42:25 PM  
How to destroy a toilet with angry incense.
 
2021-03-06 7:49:34 PM  

Eric Shun: Ooh, now try it by crushing up the sparklers, removing the wires, and packing the "sparkling" material into a tightly bound package. Use a longer fuse. And get the fark away from there.

/you can create a hella bomb using one little pack of spark, crushed and bound in duct tape. This many...the ATF might be making a visit.


Sounds like my (late) younger brother, who would save up blank ammo from regular army and NG training to make some *really* great firecrackers while making home-made M-80's (gods, I miss my pyro younger brother who had a great hand in warping my mind).
 
2021-03-06 7:53:44 PM  
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2021-03-06 7:56:33 PM  
There are three video's of him destroying toilets with various fireworks.

What have toilets done to this man? They have taken his shiat for years so he destroys them.
 
2021-03-06 8:22:27 PM  

SpaceyCat: IMO, not much asplodey as break apart from the heat.  Not that it wasn't nice to see, but no boom.


You can make kaboom bombs from the chemicals in sparklers with very little modificatio to the sparklers themselves, because sparklers are basically just wires dipped in magnesium.

But instead of a flashy light show, you'd have razor sharp toilet chunks scything through the air.

Slow sparkler fire, happy. Dirty toilet frag, crappy.
 
2021-03-06 8:23:38 PM  

floor: There are three video's of him destroying toilets with various fireworks.

What have toilets done to this man? They have taken his shiat for years so he destroys them.


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2021-03-06 8:33:02 PM  

SpaceyCat: IMO, not much asplodey as break apart from the heat.  Not that it wasn't nice to see, but no boom.


I've seen a more asplodey toilet and only a sledgehammer was involved
 
2021-03-06 8:38:15 PM  

petec: I've seen a more asplodey toilet and only a sledgehammer was involved


Just drop one on a hard surface from a couple feet in the air.  If it hits right, it will go kablooey
 
2021-03-06 9:07:20 PM  
Why do these videos always have such crappy music?  I really need to remember to mute my speakers before playing these videos.
 
2021-03-06 9:46:20 PM  
pffft, amachoor. ever'bunny knows you're supposed to light it from a distance via handheld roman candle.
 
2021-03-06 9:47:32 PM  
This was a triumph.
 
2021-03-06 9:54:30 PM  

floor: There are three video's of him destroying toilets with various fireworks.

What have toilets done to this man? They have taken his shiat for years so he destroys them.


wow, he really does not like them.

1000 Firecrackers vs Toilet
Youtube xOa5DgZsTQs
 
2021-03-06 11:25:24 PM  
That was pretty cool. It looked like the test fire of a rocket engine.
 
2021-03-07 1:33:41 AM  

scottydoesntknow: Pretty sure that altered earth's rotation around the sun a bit. Maybe added on a second for the year.


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2021-03-07 6:56:55 AM  
That music was really farking annoying
 
2021-03-07 8:31:52 AM  

tintar: floor: There are three video's of him destroying toilets with various fireworks.

What have toilets done to this man? They have taken his shiat for years so he destroys them.

wow, he really does not like them.

[YouTube video: 1000 Firecrackers vs Toilet]


Huh, the toilet survived.
 
2021-03-07 12:11:54 PM  
Now empty out 500 Estes model rocket D engines into a toilet bowl.  With a proper nozzle, that would launch the toilet a good distance.

Lost eyebrows and some hair after emptying a rocket motor on a flat rock and igniting it.
 
2021-03-07 4:41:17 PM  

tintar: floor: There are three video's of him destroying toilets with various fireworks.

What have toilets done to this man? They have taken his shiat for years so he destroys them.

wow, he really does not like them.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/xOa5DgZs​TQs]


SPOILER ALERT:  That one lived to get shiat on another day.
 
2021-03-07 6:55:49 PM  
5:30 to get to the farking point? Brevity, asshole, brevity!
 
2021-03-07 9:36:02 PM  

floor: There are three video's of him destroying toilets with various fireworks.

What have toilets done to this man? They have taken his shiat for years so he destroys them.


Wooden seat splinters.
 
2021-03-08 1:27:50 AM  

Ed Grubermann: 5:30 to get to the farking point? Brevity, asshole, brevity!


He's German.  Very thorough and detail oriented.
 
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