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2021-03-06 12:12:46 PM  
188 votes:

Arachnophobe: Holy shiat, there's a box of bullets right next to the grill. I'm no gun talking guy, but that can't be smart.


I do  like the dog having a pistol to make clear he is getting a steak of his own.
 
2021-03-06 12:11:10 PM  
116 votes:

Arachnophobe: [Fark user image 425x266]

And is it just me, or is "Our way of life must be preserved" just the Pocket Condidushun version of the 14 Words?


OMG, WTFBBQ

LOL
 
2021-03-06 12:17:28 PM  
93 votes:
There needs to be a scary looking immigrant hiding in the shrubbery.
 
2021-03-06 12:52:54 PM  
69 votes:
How does that guy plan on getting the burgers off the grill? With the gun?

Is he going to use the gun as a spatula or is his plan to threaten the burgers onto the plate?
 
2021-03-06 12:53:19 PM  
59 votes:
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Is Dad about to shoot a steak onto the plate? Is he going to shoot a hole in the steak to see if it's well done? Maybe he just wants to use bullets to get the good grill marks?

Does this thng have a title? Maybe "Dog, Guns, and Grillin'"?
 
2021-03-06 12:02:46 PM  
38 votes:
Holy shiat, there's a box of bullets right next to the grill. I'm no gun talking guy, but that can't be smart.
 
2021-03-06 1:18:52 PM  
32 votes:
The stairs at the door are shallow and awkward. Someone's going to trip and their gun will go off.
 
2021-03-06 1:06:43 PM  
30 votes:

dildo tontine: Marcus Aurelius: There needs to be a scary looking immigrant hiding in the shrubbery.

A never opened bible should be somewhere in there too.  Maybe a lynching rope hanging from the tree too.


You have to admit that KKK robes on a dog looks ADORABLE.
 
2021-03-06 6:06:04 PM  
29 votes:
In the grand spirit of American right-wingers not knowing when something is mocking them, this is the cover art for a satirical PlayStation VR game from an Australian studio called The American Dream.

https://store.playstation.com/en-us/p​r​oduct/UP3310-CUSA09692_00-012301230123​4567
 
2021-03-06 2:03:28 PM  
29 votes:
The fights my brother and sister used to have over the dinner table, back when they were both teenagers (and I was but a wee preschool-age Farkling) would certainly have been much more interesting if they'd been armed.
 
2021-03-06 1:15:51 PM  
28 votes:
This is a joke, right?
 
2021-03-06 12:14:55 PM  
28 votes:

Arachnophobe: Holy shiat, there's a box of bullets right next to the grill. I'm no gun talking guy, but that can't be smart.


Not to mention that box of ammo is currently worth more than a kilo of cocaine
 
2021-03-06 6:19:20 PM  
24 votes:
"No, I said 'Everyone grab a BUN!'"
 
2021-03-06 6:08:56 PM  
24 votes:
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2021-03-06 2:01:14 PM  
24 votes:

fifthofzen: [Fark user image 850x532]

Is Dad about to shoot a steak onto the plate? Is he going to shoot a hole in the steak to see if it's well done? Maybe he just wants to use bullets to get the good grill marks?

Does this thng have a title? Maybe "Dog, Guns, and Grillin'"?


A Uniquely American Tragedy

Later that night Becky hid in the coat closet, to prank her beloved dad.
 
2021-03-06 11:59:14 AM  
24 votes:
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And is it just me, or is "Our way of life must be preserved" just the Pocket Condidushun version of the 14 Words?
 
2021-03-06 6:09:50 PM  
23 votes:
The American Dream | Launch Trailer | PS VR
Youtube 3KURM4RxeWw
 
2021-03-06 6:29:21 PM  
21 votes:
Why does the dog have its paw on a gun?

He's a terrierist.

/I'll see myself out
 
2021-03-06 6:06:24 PM  
20 votes:

GreatGlavinsGhost: This doesn't look like Ben Garrrrisson or that Naughton fellow.

Looks like we got a new propagandist "artist" for the cult.


Norman Cocksmell
 
2021-03-06 5:58:45 PM  
20 votes:
One small nudge to the kid and his sister is history. That means the dog gets another sausage or burger.
 
2021-03-06 1:45:05 PM  
20 votes:

fifthofzen: [Fark user image 850x532]

Is Dad about to shoot a steak onto the plate? Is he going to shoot a hole in the steak to see if it's well done? Maybe he just wants to use bullets to get the good grill marks?

Does this thng have a title? Maybe "Dog, Guns, and Grillin'"?


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Shouldn't there be steak?
 
2021-03-06 5:55:23 PM  
19 votes:
They forgot the Dr. Seuss book.
 
2021-03-06 7:03:07 PM  
18 votes:
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"Father shoots beef to make it flip. Mother pulls the charging handle, on her PPSh-41. Brother poses with his gun. A Colt .45 in nickel plate. Rascal paws the Hi-power. Sister keeps her Walther in her dress pocket....Our house, in the middle of our street...."
 
2021-03-06 5:57:52 PM  
17 votes:
This picture makes us look insane, and so we posted it and the libs all thought we were insane! lol, we got 'em good this time!
 
2021-03-06 5:55:47 PM  
16 votes:

Arachnophobe: [Fark user image 425x266]

And is it just me, or is "Our way of life must be preserved" just the Pocket Condidushun version of the 14 Words?


I don't know about you, but when grilling, I always put a few rounds into the meat. Adds flavor!

/s
 
2021-03-06 7:23:17 PM  
15 votes:
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2021-03-06 6:01:22 PM  
15 votes:
Waiter, I ordered the steak.  Not this plate of Poeslaw.
 
2021-03-06 5:57:17 PM  
15 votes:
You guys are missing the real point here - those '50s style housedresses are coming back into fashion!
 
2021-03-06 4:57:09 PM  
15 votes:
I note how relieved and comfortable they all look, thanks to having firearms in their hands with fingers resting on the trigger.

This should be one panel in a triptych, and in a second panel they should all look terrified and unable to cope with reality because their guns are 10 yards away in a safe with the ammo put away.
 
2021-03-06 1:25:14 PM  
15 votes:

Arachnophobe: Maybe they got hacked and this is satire.


It's just... they're so ridiculously white.  I mean, even the DOG is blond.

I'm hoping (for a weak definition of 'hope') that they'll let this run, get their share of "Hell yeah!" comments from the idiots, and then say, "lol we trolled the libs so hard.  Can you believe those %^%s thought we were serious?!"
 
2021-03-06 6:44:30 PM  
14 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: There needs to be a scary looking immigrant hiding in the shrubbery.


agreed.
how about just standing in front of a tree?

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2021-03-06 1:50:36 PM  
14 votes:

snocone: fifthofzen: [Fark user image 850x532]

Is Dad about to shoot a steak onto the plate? Is he going to shoot a hole in the steak to see if it's well done? Maybe he just wants to use bullets to get the good grill marks?

Does this thng have a title? Maybe "Dog, Guns, and Grillin'"?

[Fark user image 850x532]Shouldn't there be steak?


Wut? Have you seen the price of ammo lately?
 
2021-03-06 10:32:19 PM  
12 votes:
He follows that kid everywhere.
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2021-03-06 6:17:06 PM  
12 votes:
For some reason this reminds me of the guys who hid their ammo in the desert and then couldn't open the cans when the power went out in TX because they only had electric can openers.
 
2021-03-06 5:56:14 PM  
12 votes:

Chariset: This is a joke, right?


Ted Cruz is in the comments
 
2021-03-06 7:31:57 PM  
11 votes:

Colour_out_of_Space: Snapper Carr: This has to be parody.  No one could possibly take that nonsense seriously.

These people take a lot of nonsense seriously that would appear to be parody to others.
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2021-03-06 6:07:12 PM  
11 votes:
The SWATford Wives.
 
2021-03-06 6:04:23 PM  
11 votes:
At first, I was ;o

At the end, I was o____________O
 
2021-03-06 4:21:35 PM  
11 votes:
Because why leave the dog out?  That would be wrong. That would be very wrong.

The Aristocrats!
 
2021-03-06 7:32:56 PM  
10 votes:

Original: Original Tweet:

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2021-03-06 6:03:43 PM  
10 votes:
They're simply protecting themselves from the meats.
One of those weiners could muscle-up off the grill and then voom!
 
2021-03-06 12:48:41 PM  
10 votes:
The only thing needed is a person of color waiting on them.
 
2021-03-06 6:18:02 PM  
9 votes:
They really should sell that little girl's gun if she's not going to use it.  That way they can afford more than one plate.
 
2021-03-06 1:53:03 PM  
9 votes:

eurotrader: Arachnophobe: Holy shiat, there's a box of bullets right next to the grill. I'm no gun talking guy, but that can't be smart.

I do  like the dog having a pistol to make clear he is getting a steak of his own.


My dog gets very upset about that too, so it makes sense.
 
2021-03-06 7:06:13 PM  
8 votes:
Subby, you had me at "brother is going to blow sister".
 
2021-03-06 7:44:04 PM  
7 votes:
Time to mega troll them.

This is the way of life the left want to preserve :

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2021-03-06 6:02:41 PM  
7 votes:

snocone: fifthofzen: [Fark user image 850x532]

Is Dad about to shoot a steak onto the plate? Is he going to shoot a hole in the steak to see if it's well done? Maybe he just wants to use bullets to get the good grill marks?

Does this thng have a title? Maybe "Dog, Guns, and Grillin'"?

[Fark user image image 850x532]Shouldn't there be steak?


Dog ate it.
 
2021-03-06 6:00:37 PM  
7 votes:

saturn badger: One small nudge to the kid and his sister is history. That means the dog gets another sausage or burger.


Why is the girl's dick weapon holstered?
 
2021-03-06 5:54:32 PM  
7 votes:

Xanadone: The fights my brother and sister used to have over the dinner table, back when they were both teenagers (and I was but a wee preschool-age Farkling) would certainly have been much more interesting if they'd been armed.


Some dinner tables are worth fighting over.
 
2021-03-06 12:55:18 PM  
7 votes:

Shostie: How does that guy plan on getting the burgers off the grill? With the gun?

Is he going to use the gun as a spatula or is his plan to threaten the burgers onto the plate?


Dammit, shoulda hit refresh. *tiny fist, and all* ;)
 
2021-03-06 8:25:35 PM  
6 votes:
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2021-03-06 7:19:38 PM  
6 votes:

Crackpipe: GardenWeasel: Arachnophobe: Holy shiat, there's a box of bullets right next to the grill. I'm no gun talking guy, but that can't be smart.

Not to mention that box of ammo is currently worth more than a kilo of cocaine

I used to shoot a lot for hobby, haven't for a while, packed all my shooting stuff away and forgot about it. I used to buy ammo in bulk and recently discovered a stash of 500 rounds of 9mm ammo I had forgotten about. It's probably worth a small fortune. How can I capitalize on this discovery?


Find an attractive gun nut of you preferred gender.  They may be willing to trade sexual favors per round.
 
2021-03-06 6:59:37 PM  
6 votes:

Arachnophobe: Holy shiat, there's a box of bullets right next to the grill. I'm no gun talking guy, but that can't be smart.


Relax, the safety's on.
 
2021-03-06 6:08:34 PM  
6 votes:
I've sen that dog before... somewhere in a poker game.
 
2021-03-06 12:21:20 PM  
6 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: There needs to be a scary looking immigrant hiding in the shrubbery.


A never opened bible should be somewhere in there too.  Maybe a lynching rope hanging from the tree too.
 
2021-03-07 1:09:47 AM  
5 votes:
I would never entrust a yellow lab with a firearm.
 
2021-03-06 10:08:41 PM  
5 votes:

Original: Original Tweet:

getongab: Our way of life must be preserved. https://t.co/lMhNXb8Pbr


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2021-03-06 10:02:45 PM  
5 votes:
At least now we know what Johnnycab does on his days off:

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2021-03-06 8:41:29 PM  
5 votes:
I can't comment on that Twitter chain!?  I'm being censored! My 1st Amendment rights are being violated!
 
2021-03-06 7:59:24 PM  
5 votes:

vrax: Subby, you had me at "brother is going to blow sister".


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2021-03-06 7:25:51 PM  
5 votes:

hotrod2001: That looks like the cover of an upcoming Dead Kennedys or Ministry album.


Or Lard.

Peeling Back The Foreskin of Liberty
Youtube OBQGQfS0A2w
 
2021-03-06 7:20:25 PM  
5 votes:

iheartscotch: And why does the dog have a hand gun?


Obviously, it is a paw gun.
 
2021-03-06 6:38:26 PM  
5 votes:
Did anyone else catch that gab had to tweet this in order to get it out to people?
 
2021-03-06 6:28:06 PM  
5 votes:

iheartscotch: I originally only saw the Enfield and was like...ok...I guess the mother in that scenario  was target shooting...I guess that's fine, she's got excellent trigger discipline. Then I saw the rest of the guns.

Why would you give 2 children 2 full sized hand guns? That makes no sense. Maybe a Ruger target pistol but a full sized hand gun? And why does the dog have a hand gun?

/ I feel like that picture is satire


Because there is only one acceptable caliber for a handgun damnit and that is 45 AARP.
 
2021-03-07 12:50:47 AM  
4 votes:

grumpfuff: Arachnophobe: [Fark user image 425x266]

And is it just me, or is "Our way of life must be preserved" just the Pocket Condidushun version of the 14 Words?

I don't know about you, but when grilling, I always put a few rounds into the meat. Adds flavor!

/s


Well....maybe if you have a salt rifle.
 
2021-03-06 10:49:53 PM  
4 votes:

2wolves: Someone really, REALLY, likes 1911s.


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2021-03-06 9:09:22 PM  
4 votes:

wandero: In the grand spirit of American right-wingers not knowing when something is mocking them, this is the cover art for a satirical PlayStation VR game from an Australian studio called The American Dream.

https://store.playstation.com/en-us/pr​oduct/UP3310-CUSA09692_00-012301230123​4567


ha, the dog's name is "Buddy Washington"?!

/who's a good buddy!
//you are!
///*dog shoots me, steals my steak*
 
2021-03-06 8:27:43 PM  
4 votes:

Print'sNotDead: Give a dog a gun and the next thing you know dogs will have guns.


Give a dog a meal and it eats for a day. Teach a dog to shoot its own meals and it will eat for a lifetime.
 
2021-03-06 8:01:53 PM  
4 votes:

Imaginativescreenname: Time to mega troll them.

This is the way of life the left want to preserve :

[townsquare.media image 463x640]


Golf course ninja massacre! - Ninja III: The Domination
Youtube eG7c0E3X3aw
 
2021-03-06 6:45:18 PM  
4 votes:

Xanadone: The fights my brother and sister used to have over the dinner table, back when they were both teenagers (and I was but a wee preschool-age Farkling) would certainly have been much more interesting if they'd been armed.


You were the "surprise!" kid, huh?
 
2021-03-06 6:43:25 PM  
4 votes:

fifthofzen: [Fark user image 850x532]

Is Dad about to shoot a steak onto the plate? Is he going to shoot a hole in the steak to see if it's well done? Maybe he just wants to use bullets to get the good grill marks?

Does this thng have a title? Maybe "Dog, Guns, and Grillin'"?


There's "rare" and then, there's still livin', and you have to hold a gun on it so it doesn't get up and run off the grill...
 
2021-03-06 6:12:44 PM  
4 votes:

GreatGlavinsGhost: saturn badger: One small nudge to the kid and his sister is history. That means the dog gets another sausage or burger.

Why is the girl's dick weapon holstered?


Commen sense. There's already one female frantically waving a gun around.
 
2021-03-06 6:12:11 PM  
4 votes:
You know, I'm actually disappointed they wimped out like they did. Why not make it even more trolly? Have AOC tied to the tree while they all shoot up the Green New Deal right in front of her, while they have Grandma collect her tears in a bottle labeled "Socialist Tears". And where's the flagpole in the back where they can fly the American, Confederate, Trump 2020, AND the Blue Lives Matter flags? I mean, if you're gonna trigger the libs, then don't half ass that shiat!
 
2021-03-06 1:55:25 PM  
4 votes:

Nailed to the perch: The stairs at the door are shallow and awkward. Someone's going to trip and their gun will go off.


Those kids are dead, long before these idiots get back inside.
 
2021-03-06 1:20:48 PM  
4 votes:

Chariset: This is a joke, right?


I have no idea anymore. I mean, it's the official Gab account, who are supposed to be all about the FREEEE SPEEEEEECH, but they don't allow comments on their tweets. So who knows. Maybe they got hacked and this is satire.
 
2021-03-06 12:19:04 PM  
4 votes:

GardenWeasel: Arachnophobe: Holy shiat, there's a box of bullets right next to the grill. I'm no gun talking guy, but that can't be smart.

Not to mention that box of ammo is currently worth more than a kilo of cocaine


No shiat.  Apparently the local Cabela's has fistfights in the parking lot when their weekly ammo shipment comes in.  I shoot trap and I have one more week of shells then...I don't know.  Season might be over two weeks in just because morans think there is a civil war coming.
 
2021-03-07 12:30:34 AM  
3 votes:
We must protect our way of life.


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2021-03-06 11:03:13 PM  
3 votes:
This is the most Fido shiat I've seen since the movie Fido. Holy crap...

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2021-03-06 9:22:09 PM  
3 votes:

Arachnophobe: Holy shiat, there's a box of bullets right next to the grill. I'm no gun talking guy, but that can't be smart.


Gun Talkin' Guy Threatening The Meat is the name of my next album.
 
2021-03-06 9:03:16 PM  
3 votes:

grumpfuff: Arachnophobe: [Fark user image 425x266]

And is it just me, or is "Our way of life must be preserved" just the Pocket Condidushun version of the 14 Words?

I don't know about you, but when grilling, I always put a few rounds into the meat. Adds flavor!

/s


Most of the time, the type of meat used to make burgers is ...


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2021-03-06 8:49:26 PM  
3 votes:

Rann Xerox: [Fark user image image 798x500]


Wowwow
Wikka
Wowwow
Wikkawikkawikka
 
2021-03-06 8:35:32 PM  
3 votes:

snocone: fifthofzen: [Fark user image 850x532]

Is Dad about to shoot a steak onto the plate? Is he going to shoot a hole in the steak to see if it's well done? Maybe he just wants to use bullets to get the good grill marks?

Does this thng have a title? Maybe "Dog, Guns, and Grillin'"?

[Fark user image 850x532]Shouldn't there be steak?


Steak is for businessmen, like Golf. These folks know their place.
 
2021-03-06 8:08:35 PM  
3 votes:
Boy is in no danger of hitting his sister in the head, unless he moves.  You idiots have no understanding of the third dimension.

That said, any gun fanatic should be shiatting themselves over the complete lack of safety displayed AROUND FAMILY.  Not just out in the woods, but actually making food for and/or with the family, most of them are in immediate danger in many ways including potentially getting shot by the freakin dog.

If boy hears a shot, and I might not be seeing this correctly, but it looks like HIS FINGER IS ON THE TRIGGER.

This is the stupidest thing I've seen this month, and I've changed the direction of a major project at work because it was so stupid.
 
2021-03-06 7:50:13 PM  
3 votes:
If your steaks aren't dead before you put them on the grill...
 
2021-03-06 7:45:54 PM  
3 votes:

Bawdy George: GreatGlavinsGhost: Shostie: How does that guy plan on getting the burgers off the grill? With the gun?

Is he going to use the gun as a spatula or is his plan to threaten the burgers onto the plate?

Sadly their only condiments are ketchup and mustard. Also, only one plate and no bread of any kind.

This is really a mayonnaise-only family.


the fictional family gives off "tap water is too spicy" vibes imho.
 
2021-03-06 7:45:27 PM  
3 votes:

saturn badger: One small nudge to the kid and his sister is history. That means the dog gets another sausage or burger.


Think bigger. If the sister eats lead, the dog gets to eat her.
 
2021-03-06 6:53:19 PM  
3 votes:

KodosZardoz: This has gotta be sa


This has gotta be satire, right? Why is one of the dad's hands a large dinner plate?
 
2021-03-06 6:52:24 PM  
3 votes:

Majin_Buu: snocone: fifthofzen: [Fark user image 850x532]

Is Dad about to shoot a steak onto the plate? Is he going to shoot a hole in the steak to see if it's well done? Maybe he just wants to use bullets to get the good grill marks?

Does this thng have a title? Maybe "Dog, Guns, and Grillin'"?

[Fark user image 850x532]Shouldn't there be steak?

Trump Steaks™ would be perfect.


If you cooked it like he likes it you gave a ricochet problem.
 
2021-03-06 6:50:09 PM  
3 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: There needs to be a scary looking immigrant hiding in the shrubbery.


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2021-03-06 6:26:23 PM  
3 votes:
Six String Samurai (1998) | Official Full Movie [subtitles]
Youtube oaPP00uNkNI

This is the family that became the Cleaver Family from Six Sting Samurai, after the Bomb. (22 min in)
 
2021-03-06 6:22:14 PM  
3 votes:

GardenWeasel: Arachnophobe: Holy shiat, there's a box of bullets right next to the grill. I'm no gun talking guy, but that can't be smart.

Not to mention that box of ammo is currently worth more than a kilo of cocaine


I used to shoot a lot for hobby, haven't for a while, packed all my shooting stuff away and forgot about it. I used to buy ammo in bulk and recently discovered a stash of 500 rounds of 9mm ammo I had forgotten about. It's probably worth a small fortune. How can I capitalize on this discovery?
 
2021-03-06 6:06:23 PM  
3 votes:

Shostie: How does that guy plan on getting the burgers off the grill? With the gun?

Is he going to use the gun as a spatula or is his plan to threaten the burgers onto the plate?


Sadly their only condiments are ketchup and mustard. Also, only one plate and no bread of any kind.
 
2021-03-06 6:03:33 PM  
3 votes:

snocone: fifthofzen: [Fark user image 850x532]

Is Dad about to shoot a steak onto the plate? Is he going to shoot a hole in the steak to see if it's well done? Maybe he just wants to use bullets to get the good grill marks?

Does this thng have a title? Maybe "Dog, Guns, and Grillin'"?

[Fark user image 850x532]Shouldn't there be steak?


It's under the counter top and I think the dog is dominating it at the moment. There's no way of telling how the future will resolve itself, tho
 
2021-03-06 5:56:35 PM  
3 votes:

Gordon Bennett: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/8cyqK4NF​sWg]


Seriously, this picture looks like the album art for an art-punk band like Negativland or Devo.
 
2021-03-06 1:12:39 PM  
3 votes:
That's what I call taking a fetish to the extreme
 
2021-03-07 9:58:22 AM  
2 votes:
George Orwell got it slightly wrong though. Instead of Big Brother, it should have been The Apprentice.
 
2021-03-06 10:49:50 PM  
2 votes:
Americans too often give guns to dogs.
 
2021-03-06 10:47:42 PM  
2 votes:

iheartscotch: I originally only saw the Enfield and was like...ok...I guess the mother in that scenario  was target shooting...I guess that's fine, she's got excellent trigger discipline. Then I saw the rest of the guns.

Why would you give 2 children 2 full sized hand guns? That makes no sense. Maybe a Ruger target pistol but a full sized hand gun? And why does the dog have a hand gun?

/ I feel like that picture is satire


No no no. You don't give children pistols and rifles. Their small hands make these weapons inefficient. Crew served weapons are stationary and teach teamwork.
 
2021-03-06 10:47:01 PM  
2 votes:
This looks like some Winston Smith art for the Dead Kennedys
 
2021-03-06 9:16:31 PM  
2 votes:
If they cooked enough burgers and brats they wouldn't need the guns.

/I read some of tweet thread like a damn fool.
 
2021-03-06 8:25:11 PM  
2 votes:

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Jesus, how bad is their neighborhood? In the 1950s?


The first black family just moved in down the street and you can't be too careful.
 
2021-03-06 8:15:18 PM  
2 votes:
Jesus, how bad is their neighborhood? In the 1950s?
 
Xai [TotalFark]
2021-03-06 8:00:49 PM  
2 votes:
The boy has his finger on the trigger and it's pointed at his sister's head.

Yeah this is the epitome of pro-gun idiocy.
 
2021-03-06 7:56:34 PM  
2 votes:

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: [Fark user image 850x532]
"Father shoots beef to make it flip. Mother pulls the charging handle, on her PPSh-41. Brother poses with his gun. A Colt .45 in nickel plate. Rascal paws the Hi-power. Sister keeps her Walther in her dress pocket....Our house, in the middle of our street...."


There is also the inequality here. When I was growing up some families were where the adults had steak and the kids chicken. In my household if my parents had steak we all had steak. They're one steak short here.

I suppose a duel could fix it.
 
2021-03-06 7:16:23 PM  
2 votes:
Satire is dead
 
2021-03-06 7:08:45 PM  
2 votes:

Shostie: How does that guy plan on getting the burgers off the grill? With the gun?

Is he going to use the gun as a spatula or is his plan to threaten the burgers onto the plate?



He's threatening the burgers to get on the plate of their own volition.

/leaving guns unattended where pets can get their paws on them, aiming guns at siblings you presumably aren't attempting to actively kill, leaving bullets next to open flames, carrying a gun in a wide pocket instead of a holster... This picture is like a "spot all 43 things no responsible gun owner should ever do" puzzle.
 
2021-03-06 7:01:24 PM  
2 votes:
You sure that's his sister?  Looks more like a 60 year old dwarf cancer patient in a wig.

Oh, I guess it would explain it and make sense if mother and father were brother and sister too.
 
2021-03-06 7:01:16 PM  
2 votes:

Arachnophobe: Holy shiat, there's a box of bullets right next to the grill. I'm no gun talking guy, but that can't be smart.


And what is he holding in his left hand?  Does he have a fork bayonette on his pistol to pick up the burgers?
Also, is it common in rural America for the entire family to carry loaded pistols for a quiet backyard bbq?  I have never seen this, am half joking.
/I guess I am getting a kick since my grandfather was shot by a 30.06 bullet which was thrown into a national guard bonfire.
 
2021-03-06 6:44:18 PM  
2 votes:

Glitchwerks: [Fark user image 850x1059]


the little girl looks like she is  inbred. Her brother pointing the gun at her looks like JFK.
 
2021-03-06 6:09:55 PM  
2 votes:

GardenWeasel: Arachnophobe: Holy shiat, there's a box of bullets right next to the grill. I'm no gun talking guy, but that can't be smart.

Not to mention that box of ammo is currently worth more than a kilo of cocaine


And the kilo of coke would hurt fewer people.
 
2021-03-06 6:07:43 PM  
2 votes:

wandero: In the grand spirit of American right-wingers not knowing when something is mocking them, this is the cover art for a satirical PlayStation VR game from an Australian studio called The American Dream.

https://store.playstation.com/en-us/pr​oduct/UP3310-CUSA09692_00-012301230123​4567


Holy fuvk! That's hilarious!
 
2021-03-06 6:07:09 PM  
2 votes:

Glitchwerks: Gordon Bennett: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/8cyqK4NF​sWg]

Seriously, this picture looks like the album art for an art-punk band like Negativland or Devo.


It does have that retro Rockwell look.
 
2021-03-06 6:06:06 PM  
2 votes:
https://twitter.com/getongab/status/13​68274589256724487?s=20

Ahh, got it. It's trolling for free advertising. So... that's pretty trash, if kinda funny this one time.

Kinda like Fark, but way more direct.
 
2021-03-06 6:03:16 PM  
2 votes:

Arachnophobe: Holy shiat, there's a box of bullets right next to the grill. I'm no gun talking guy, but that can't be smart.


Even worse. That beer is going to be disgustingly hot.
 
2021-03-06 5:54:00 PM  
2 votes:
Well.. they are right, in this case. Fetishes indeed  are a way of life.
 
2021-03-06 4:36:26 PM  
2 votes:
I originally only saw the Enfield and was like...ok...I guess the mother in that scenario  was target shooting...I guess that's fine, she's got excellent trigger discipline. Then I saw the rest of the guns.

Why would you give 2 children 2 full sized hand guns? That makes no sense. Maybe a Ruger target pistol but a full sized hand gun? And why does the dog have a hand gun?

/ I feel like that picture is satire
 
2021-03-06 12:31:53 PM  
2 votes:
This is the kind of illustration that someplace like MAD magazine or The National Lampoon would have printed to satirize gun nuts.

It's like a picture postcard from Poe's Law.
 
2021-03-07 8:00:25 PM  
1 vote:
The cattle all got brucellosis?
 
2021-03-07 1:25:39 PM  
1 vote:

WilderKWight: George Orwell got it slightly wrong though. Instead of Big Brother, it should have been The Apprentice.


Big Celebrity.
 
2021-03-06 11:37:03 PM  
1 vote:
Buns, guns, same thing right?

/ Must be gun oil by the pepper sauce.
 
2021-03-06 11:35:10 PM  
1 vote:

Excelsior: demonfaerie: You do not want a gun near heat. A firefighter in my area got shot in the stomach and almost died, because a gun discharged in the fire he was fighting. The gun safety is all sorts of wrong in that image. My dad wouldn't let me touch a gun until I started hunter safety. I have no idea how this image sticks it to the libs. I know I shouldn't think that deep into this, but this is really farking my brain with logic. More so than usual.

It's coverart of a PS VR game, "The American Dream".

The game description:

"Samurai Punk presents The American Dream, a satirical virtual reality trip to a 'brighter future' where your everyday needs are solved with guns. It is the 1950's and a group of leading gun manufacturers have constructed a vast complex to guide the American Patriot towards a better and richer life. With Buddy Washington, the talking dog as your guide, you'll get to experience what it is like to live all aspects of your life with guns."


That explains a lot, and thanks for explaining to me. Now I have a bunch of new questions, that I am not going to either bother to ask, because this is stupid.
 
2021-03-06 11:17:29 PM  
1 vote:

demonfaerie: You do not want a gun near heat. A firefighter in my area got shot in the stomach and almost died, because a gun discharged in the fire he was fighting. The gun safety is all sorts of wrong in that image. My dad wouldn't let me touch a gun until I started hunter safety. I have no idea how this image sticks it to the libs. I know I shouldn't think that deep into this, but this is really farking my brain with logic. More so than usual.


It's coverart of a PS VR game, "The American Dream".

The game description:

"Samurai Punk presents The American Dream, a satirical virtual reality trip to a 'brighter future' where your everyday needs are solved with guns. It is the 1950's and a group of leading gun manufacturers have constructed a vast complex to guide the American Patriot towards a better and richer life. With Buddy Washington, the talking dog as your guide, you'll get to experience what it is like to live all aspects of your life with guns."
 
2021-03-06 8:33:48 PM  
1 vote:

Pants full of macaroni!!: You guys are missing the real point here - those '50s style housedresses are coming back into fashion!


Or else.
 
2021-03-06 8:32:23 PM  
1 vote:
Mcnaughton changing up his style a little, I see.
 
2021-03-06 8:30:10 PM  
1 vote:

Gyrfalcon: I can't even anymore.


I've forgotten what I even evened for.
 
2021-03-06 8:22:54 PM  
1 vote:
Give a dog a gun and the next thing you know dogs will have guns.
 
2021-03-06 7:40:07 PM  
1 vote:

GreatGlavinsGhost: Shostie: How does that guy plan on getting the burgers off the grill? With the gun?

Is he going to use the gun as a spatula or is his plan to threaten the burgers onto the plate?

Sadly their only condiments are ketchup and mustard. Also, only one plate and no bread of any kind.


This is really a mayonnaise-only family.
 
2021-03-06 7:23:16 PM  
1 vote:

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: [Fark user image image 850x532]
"Father shoots beef to make it flip. Mother pulls the charging handle, on her PPSh-41. Brother poses with his gun. A Colt .45 in nickel plate. Rascal paws the Hi-power. Sister keeps her Walther in her dress pocket....Our house, in the middle of our street...."


Typical patriotic American family, heavily armed, uninvited, and holding a bbq in Nancy Pelosi's backyard.
Should they not have done that?
 
2021-03-06 7:14:56 PM  
1 vote:
Do they settle who gets the last slice of pie with pistols at dawn?
 
2021-03-06 7:14:13 PM  
1 vote:

Northern: And what is he holding in his left hand?  Does he have a fork bayonette on his pistol to pick up the burgers?


The theme of the videogame is that every American is (literally) born with a gun in their hand, and every task or challenge in life involves shooting something.
 
2021-03-06 7:11:35 PM  
1 vote:
That looks like the cover of an upcoming Dead Kennedys or Ministry album.
 
2021-03-06 6:55:20 PM  
1 vote:

invictus2: Glitchwerks: [Fark user image 850x1059]

the little girl looks like she is  inbred. Her brother pointing the gun at her looks like JFK.


Also the eyes are looking in all the wrong places except the dog. He has his eyes on the little girl.
 
2021-03-06 6:50:03 PM  
1 vote:
The posted image is from a satirical videogame mocking America's obsessive gun culture.

Practically the same thing happened in 2013 when a tea-party group on Facebook posted deliberately dystopian art from Bioshock Infinite.

Fark user imageView Full Size


Proving once again, there is no ironic parody of Right-Wing Authoritarianism that some significant number of them will not take as sincere.
 
2021-03-06 6:44:56 PM  
1 vote:

Glitchwerks: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/3KURM4Rx​eWw?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3​A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsap​i=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&​widgetid=1]


No I want a Playstation!

On PlutoTV they have a few gaming channels. On one of them they sometimes play Dirty Arty (a western) or some such. All they do is have him shoot everything, including women and kids and horses, and have him killed all the time. It's fun watching these guys play the game just to show much they can fark him up. It's not about winning; it's about laughing.

This reminds me of that.
 
2021-03-06 6:37:37 PM  
1 vote:

Psychopompous: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/oaPP00uN​kNI?start=1533]
This is the family that became the Cleaver Family from Six Sting Samurai, after the Bomb. (22 min in)


Nice shoes.
 
2021-03-06 6:37:12 PM  
1 vote:

wandero: In the grand spirit of American right-wingers not knowing when something is mocking them, this is the cover art for a satirical PlayStation VR game from an Australian studio called The American Dream.

https://store.playstation.com/en-us/pr​oduct/UP3310-CUSA09692_00-012301230123​4567


Ha, I knew it. My first thought was this was a pic from an old Onion article.

Hahaha
 
2021-03-06 6:33:53 PM  
1 vote:
Be sure to tune into One America Network for the exciting new dramatic series for the whole family, Malcolm in the Foxhole...
 
2021-03-06 6:30:42 PM  
1 vote:

saturn badger: snocone: fifthofzen: [Fark user image 850x532]

Is Dad about to shoot a steak onto the plate? Is he going to shoot a hole in the steak to see if it's well done? Maybe he just wants to use bullets to get the good grill marks?

Does this thng have a title? Maybe "Dog, Guns, and Grillin'"?

[Fark user image 850x532]Shouldn't there be steak?

Also why no AR? That rifle looks to be German made pre WWII. Just a guess.


seriously.
 
2021-03-06 6:27:59 PM  
1 vote:
Is he trying to use the gun to spatula that steak onto a clay pigeon?
 
2021-03-06 6:13:12 PM  
1 vote:

Original: Original Tweet:

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Why is he shooting the steak that he is grilling?

Why does the dog have its paw on a gun?

Why is the child pointing a gun at his mom's vagina?

Why is mom holding a long gun in a clearly unsafe way?

This pic is damned.
 
2021-03-06 6:07:48 PM  
1 vote:
BTW, I think this is from a promo for a satirical video game. Sort of like how Trumpers were using that image from Bioshock a few years back.
 
2021-03-06 6:05:41 PM  
1 vote:

Original: Original Tweet:

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If you're so pants-shiattingly terrified of literally everything that you feel a need to bring two long guns and three pistols to your own back yard barbecue to make burgers, how do you manage to get out of bed in the morning?
 
2021-03-06 6:03:27 PM  
1 vote:
Grilled dog tongue, anyone?
 
2021-03-06 6:02:40 PM  
1 vote:
Someone really, REALLY, likes 1911s.
 
2021-03-06 1:22:16 PM  
1 vote:
I really want someone to make parodies.
 
2021-03-06 1:02:50 PM  
1 vote:

Original: Original Tweet:

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Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
 
2021-03-06 12:00:21 PM  
1 vote:
These are the DUMBEST people.
 
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