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(Twitter)   There's so much going on here: brother is going to blow sister's head off, father is threatening the meat, and we're not even going to comment on Fido's trigger discipline   (twitter.com) divider line
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2021-03-06 6:30:42 PM  

saturn badger: snocone: fifthofzen: [Fark user image 850x532]

Is Dad about to shoot a steak onto the plate? Is he going to shoot a hole in the steak to see if it's well done? Maybe he just wants to use bullets to get the good grill marks?

Does this thng have a title? Maybe "Dog, Guns, and Grillin'"?

[Fark user image 850x532]Shouldn't there be steak?

Also why no AR? That rifle looks to be German made pre WWII. Just a guess.


seriously.
 
2021-03-06 6:33:42 PM  

snocone: fifthofzen: [Fark user image 850x532]

Is Dad about to shoot a steak onto the plate? Is he going to shoot a hole in the steak to see if it's well done? Maybe he just wants to use bullets to get the good grill marks?

Does this thng have a title? Maybe "Dog, Guns, and Grillin'"?

[Fark user image 850x532]Shouldn't there be steak?


Trump Steaks™ would be perfect.
 
2021-03-06 6:33:53 PM  
Be sure to tune into One America Network for the exciting new dramatic series for the whole family, Malcolm in the Foxhole...
 
2021-03-06 6:37:00 PM  
WHY are hunks of metal a "way of life"? WHY are they a religion?

Once upon a time hunting was a way of life. Like "Little House On The Prairie" times. Now we have supermarkets. They ARE NOT a way of life anymore.
 
2021-03-06 6:37:12 PM  

wandero: In the grand spirit of American right-wingers not knowing when something is mocking them, this is the cover art for a satirical PlayStation VR game from an Australian studio called The American Dream.

https://store.playstation.com/en-us/pr​oduct/UP3310-CUSA09692_00-012301230123​4567


Ha, I knew it. My first thought was this was a pic from an old Onion article.

Hahaha
 
2021-03-06 6:37:37 PM  

Psychopompous: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/oaPP00uN​kNI?start=1533]
This is the family that became the Cleaver Family from Six Sting Samurai, after the Bomb. (22 min in)


Nice shoes.
 
2021-03-06 6:38:04 PM  

Arachnophobe: Holy shiat, there's a box of bullets right next to the grill. I'm no gun talking guy, but that can't be smart.


If the bullets don't kill them, that ketchup and mustard are just about the right temperature to incubate all manner of toxic bacteria, so next week's Sunday cookout should take out the whole family.  Hopefully they have a large extended family gathering.
 
2021-03-06 6:38:26 PM  
Did anyone else catch that gab had to tweet this in order to get it out to people?
 
2021-03-06 6:39:02 PM  

GardenWeasel: Arachnophobe: Holy shiat, there's a box of bullets right next to the grill. I'm no gun talking guy, but that can't be smart.

Not to mention that box of ammo is currently worth more than a kilo of cocaine


fark, you ain't lyin'.
 
2021-03-06 6:43:25 PM  

fifthofzen: [Fark user image 850x532]

Is Dad about to shoot a steak onto the plate? Is he going to shoot a hole in the steak to see if it's well done? Maybe he just wants to use bullets to get the good grill marks?

Does this thng have a title? Maybe "Dog, Guns, and Grillin'"?


There's "rare" and then, there's still livin', and you have to hold a gun on it so it doesn't get up and run off the grill...
 
2021-03-06 6:44:18 PM  

Glitchwerks: [Fark user image 850x1059]


the little girl looks like she is  inbred. Her brother pointing the gun at her looks like JFK.
 
2021-03-06 6:44:29 PM  
The little girl with the gun stuffed in her pocket is at least a self-correcting breeding problem.
 
2021-03-06 6:44:30 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: There needs to be a scary looking immigrant hiding in the shrubbery.


agreed.
how about just standing in front of a tree?

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2021-03-06 6:44:56 PM  

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No I want a Playstation!

On PlutoTV they have a few gaming channels. On one of them they sometimes play Dirty Arty (a western) or some such. All they do is have him shoot everything, including women and kids and horses, and have him killed all the time. It's fun watching these guys play the game just to show much they can fark him up. It's not about winning; it's about laughing.

This reminds me of that.
 
2021-03-06 6:45:18 PM  

Xanadone: The fights my brother and sister used to have over the dinner table, back when they were both teenagers (and I was but a wee preschool-age Farkling) would certainly have been much more interesting if they'd been armed.


You were the "surprise!" kid, huh?
 
2021-03-06 6:46:12 PM  
republicans are just degenerates and terrorists. fark you trumpers.
 
2021-03-06 6:46:39 PM  

fifthofzen: [Fark user image 850x532]

Is Dad about to shoot a steak onto the plate? Is he going to shoot a hole in the steak to see if it's well done? Maybe he just wants to use bullets to get the good grill marks?

Does this thng have a title? Maybe "Dog, Guns, and Grillin'"?


Me? I like Mom's style....she's either got a Garand or a Swiss K-31 , and those are shooters..
 
2021-03-06 6:46:52 PM  

Hassan Ben Sobr: Arachnophobe: Holy shiat, there's a box of bullets right next to the grill. I'm no gun talking guy, but that can't be smart.

Our neighbor's house burned down years ago and we could hear his ammo cooking off for quite a while. Apparently they are not so dangerous when they aren't contained in a muzzle or similar.
Still nothing you'd want to be next to.


I remember reading a recent story where a firefighter got hit by live ammo from a fire.
 
2021-03-06 6:50:03 PM  
The posted image is from a satirical videogame mocking America's obsessive gun culture.

Practically the same thing happened in 2013 when a tea-party group on Facebook posted deliberately dystopian art from Bioshock Infinite.

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Proving once again, there is no ironic parody of Right-Wing Authoritarianism that some significant number of them will not take as sincere.
 
2021-03-06 6:50:09 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: There needs to be a scary looking immigrant hiding in the shrubbery.


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2021-03-06 6:52:24 PM  

Majin_Buu: snocone: fifthofzen: [Fark user image 850x532]

Is Dad about to shoot a steak onto the plate? Is he going to shoot a hole in the steak to see if it's well done? Maybe he just wants to use bullets to get the good grill marks?

Does this thng have a title? Maybe "Dog, Guns, and Grillin'"?

[Fark user image 850x532]Shouldn't there be steak?

Trump Steaks™ would be perfect.


If you cooked it like he likes it you gave a ricochet problem.
 
2021-03-06 6:52:31 PM  
This has gotta be sa
 
2021-03-06 6:53:19 PM  

KodosZardoz: This has gotta be sa


This has gotta be satire, right? Why is one of the dad's hands a large dinner plate?
 
2021-03-06 6:55:20 PM  

invictus2: Glitchwerks: [Fark user image 850x1059]

the little girl looks like she is  inbred. Her brother pointing the gun at her looks like JFK.


Also the eyes are looking in all the wrong places except the dog. He has his eyes on the little girl.
 
2021-03-06 6:55:28 PM  

wandero: In the grand spirit of American right-wingers not knowing when something is mocking them, this is the cover art for a satirical PlayStation VR game from an Australian studio called The American Dream.

https://store.playstation.com/en-us/pr​oduct/UP3310-CUSA09692_00-012301230123​4567


Thank you!
 
2021-03-06 6:59:37 PM  

Arachnophobe: Holy shiat, there's a box of bullets right next to the grill. I'm no gun talking guy, but that can't be smart.


Relax, the safety's on.
 
2021-03-06 7:01:16 PM  

Arachnophobe: Holy shiat, there's a box of bullets right next to the grill. I'm no gun talking guy, but that can't be smart.


And what is he holding in his left hand?  Does he have a fork bayonette on his pistol to pick up the burgers?
Also, is it common in rural America for the entire family to carry loaded pistols for a quiet backyard bbq?  I have never seen this, am half joking.
/I guess I am getting a kick since my grandfather was shot by a 30.06 bullet which was thrown into a national guard bonfire.
 
2021-03-06 7:01:24 PM  
You sure that's his sister?  Looks more like a 60 year old dwarf cancer patient in a wig.

Oh, I guess it would explain it and make sense if mother and father were brother and sister too.
 
2021-03-06 7:03:07 PM  
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"Father shoots beef to make it flip. Mother pulls the charging handle, on her PPSh-41. Brother poses with his gun. A Colt .45 in nickel plate. Rascal paws the Hi-power. Sister keeps her Walther in her dress pocket....Our house, in the middle of our street...."
 
2021-03-06 7:06:13 PM  
Subby, you had me at "brother is going to blow sister".
 
2021-03-06 7:08:45 PM  

Shostie: How does that guy plan on getting the burgers off the grill? With the gun?

Is he going to use the gun as a spatula or is his plan to threaten the burgers onto the plate?



He's threatening the burgers to get on the plate of their own volition.

/leaving guns unattended where pets can get their paws on them, aiming guns at siblings you presumably aren't attempting to actively kill, leaving bullets next to open flames, carrying a gun in a wide pocket instead of a holster... This picture is like a "spot all 43 things no responsible gun owner should ever do" puzzle.
 
2021-03-06 7:11:35 PM  
That looks like the cover of an upcoming Dead Kennedys or Ministry album.
 
2021-03-06 7:12:45 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: You guys are missing the real point here - those '50s style housedresses are coming back into fashion!


If you find yourself around a few Pentecostals you'll discover they never went away.
 
2021-03-06 7:14:13 PM  

Northern: And what is he holding in his left hand?  Does he have a fork bayonette on his pistol to pick up the burgers?


The theme of the videogame is that every American is (literally) born with a gun in their hand, and every task or challenge in life involves shooting something.
 
2021-03-06 7:14:55 PM  
You gotta be a special kind of paranoid to think your burgers and hotdogs are about to come back at any moment. Hell, they were so focused on making sure they had enough guns nobody thought to bring a spatula, those burgers are almost certainly burned on the bottom.
 
2021-03-06 7:14:56 PM  
Do they settle who gets the last slice of pie with pistols at dawn?
 
2021-03-06 7:16:23 PM  
Satire is dead
 
2021-03-06 7:18:11 PM  
The dog has the best trigger discipline in the family.
 
2021-03-06 7:19:38 PM  

Crackpipe: GardenWeasel: Arachnophobe: Holy shiat, there's a box of bullets right next to the grill. I'm no gun talking guy, but that can't be smart.

Not to mention that box of ammo is currently worth more than a kilo of cocaine

I used to shoot a lot for hobby, haven't for a while, packed all my shooting stuff away and forgot about it. I used to buy ammo in bulk and recently discovered a stash of 500 rounds of 9mm ammo I had forgotten about. It's probably worth a small fortune. How can I capitalize on this discovery?


Find an attractive gun nut of you preferred gender.  They may be willing to trade sexual favors per round.
 
2021-03-06 7:20:25 PM  

iheartscotch: And why does the dog have a hand gun?


Obviously, it is a paw gun.
 
2021-03-06 7:23:16 PM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: [Fark user image image 850x532]
"Father shoots beef to make it flip. Mother pulls the charging handle, on her PPSh-41. Brother poses with his gun. A Colt .45 in nickel plate. Rascal paws the Hi-power. Sister keeps her Walther in her dress pocket....Our house, in the middle of our street...."


Typical patriotic American family, heavily armed, uninvited, and holding a bbq in Nancy Pelosi's backyard.
Should they not have done that?
 
2021-03-06 7:23:17 PM  
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2021-03-06 7:23:22 PM  
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2021-03-06 7:23:45 PM  

Snapper Carr: This has to be parody.  No one could possibly take that nonsense seriously.


These people take a lot of nonsense seriously that would appear to be parody to others.
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2021-03-06 7:24:01 PM  
Right wingers are so farking stupid and evil. No one wants to take away your barbeque, or your shotgun, or your golden retriever. farking idiots. Get farked and die.

Whole universe: hey right wingers, stop being white supremacists and terrorists

right wingers reply: they want to take away my dog and steak

fark you. You're the shiat of the farking world.
 
2021-03-06 7:25:51 PM  

hotrod2001: That looks like the cover of an upcoming Dead Kennedys or Ministry album.


Or Lard.

Peeling Back The Foreskin of Liberty
Youtube OBQGQfS0A2w
 
2021-03-06 7:28:02 PM  

GardenWeasel: I really want someone to make parodies.


I thought this WAS the parody.
 
2021-03-06 7:31:27 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: dildo tontine: Marcus Aurelius: There needs to be a scary looking immigrant hiding in the shrubbery.

A never opened bible should be somewhere in there too.  Maybe a lynching rope hanging from the tree too.

You have to admit that KKK robes on a dog looks ADORABLE.


Well...
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Racist Dogs - Key & Peele
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2021-03-06 7:31:57 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: Snapper Carr: This has to be parody.  No one could possibly take that nonsense seriously.

These people take a lot of nonsense seriously that would appear to be parody to others.
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2021-03-06 7:32:56 PM  

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