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(Twitter)   There's so much going on here: brother is going to blow sister's head off, father is threatening the meat, and we're not even going to comment on Fido's trigger discipline   (twitter.com) divider line
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2021-03-06 11:57:22 AM  
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2021-03-06 11:59:14 AM  
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And is it just me, or is "Our way of life must be preserved" just the Pocket Condidushun version of the 14 Words?
 
2021-03-06 12:00:21 PM  
These are the DUMBEST people.
 
2021-03-06 12:02:46 PM  
Holy shiat, there's a box of bullets right next to the grill. I'm no gun talking guy, but that can't be smart.
 
2021-03-06 12:11:10 PM  

Arachnophobe: [Fark user image 425x266]

And is it just me, or is "Our way of life must be preserved" just the Pocket Condidushun version of the 14 Words?


OMG, WTFBBQ

LOL
 
2021-03-06 12:12:46 PM  

Arachnophobe: Holy shiat, there's a box of bullets right next to the grill. I'm no gun talking guy, but that can't be smart.


I do  like the dog having a pistol to make clear he is getting a steak of his own.
 
2021-03-06 12:14:55 PM  

Arachnophobe: Holy shiat, there's a box of bullets right next to the grill. I'm no gun talking guy, but that can't be smart.


Not to mention that box of ammo is currently worth more than a kilo of cocaine
 
2021-03-06 12:17:28 PM  
There needs to be a scary looking immigrant hiding in the shrubbery.
 
2021-03-06 12:19:04 PM  

GardenWeasel: Arachnophobe: Holy shiat, there's a box of bullets right next to the grill. I'm no gun talking guy, but that can't be smart.

Not to mention that box of ammo is currently worth more than a kilo of cocaine


No shiat.  Apparently the local Cabela's has fistfights in the parking lot when their weekly ammo shipment comes in.  I shoot trap and I have one more week of shells then...I don't know.  Season might be over two weeks in just because morans think there is a civil war coming.
 
2021-03-06 12:21:20 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: There needs to be a scary looking immigrant hiding in the shrubbery.


A never opened bible should be somewhere in there too.  Maybe a lynching rope hanging from the tree too.
 
2021-03-06 12:31:53 PM  
This is the kind of illustration that someplace like MAD magazine or The National Lampoon would have printed to satirize gun nuts.

It's like a picture postcard from Poe's Law.
 
2021-03-06 12:48:41 PM  
The only thing needed is a person of color waiting on them.
 
2021-03-06 12:52:54 PM  
How does that guy plan on getting the burgers off the grill? With the gun?

Is he going to use the gun as a spatula or is his plan to threaten the burgers onto the plate?
 
2021-03-06 12:53:19 PM  
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Is Dad about to shoot a steak onto the plate? Is he going to shoot a hole in the steak to see if it's well done? Maybe he just wants to use bullets to get the good grill marks?

Does this thng have a title? Maybe "Dog, Guns, and Grillin'"?
 
2021-03-06 12:55:18 PM  

Shostie: How does that guy plan on getting the burgers off the grill? With the gun?

Is he going to use the gun as a spatula or is his plan to threaten the burgers onto the plate?


Dammit, shoulda hit refresh. *tiny fist, and all* ;)
 
2021-03-06 1:02:50 PM  

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Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
 
2021-03-06 1:06:43 PM  

dildo tontine: Marcus Aurelius: There needs to be a scary looking immigrant hiding in the shrubbery.

A never opened bible should be somewhere in there too.  Maybe a lynching rope hanging from the tree too.


You have to admit that KKK robes on a dog looks ADORABLE.
 
2021-03-06 1:12:39 PM  
That's what I call taking a fetish to the extreme
 
2021-03-06 1:15:51 PM  
This is a joke, right?
 
2021-03-06 1:18:52 PM  
The stairs at the door are shallow and awkward. Someone's going to trip and their gun will go off.
 
2021-03-06 1:20:48 PM  

Chariset: This is a joke, right?


I have no idea anymore. I mean, it's the official Gab account, who are supposed to be all about the FREEEE SPEEEEEECH, but they don't allow comments on their tweets. So who knows. Maybe they got hacked and this is satire.
 
2021-03-06 1:22:16 PM  
I really want someone to make parodies.
 
2021-03-06 1:25:14 PM  

Arachnophobe: Maybe they got hacked and this is satire.


It's just... they're so ridiculously white.  I mean, even the DOG is blond.

I'm hoping (for a weak definition of 'hope') that they'll let this run, get their share of "Hell yeah!" comments from the idiots, and then say, "lol we trolled the libs so hard.  Can you believe those %^%s thought we were serious?!"
 
2021-03-06 1:45:05 PM  

fifthofzen: [Fark user image 850x532]

Is Dad about to shoot a steak onto the plate? Is he going to shoot a hole in the steak to see if it's well done? Maybe he just wants to use bullets to get the good grill marks?

Does this thng have a title? Maybe "Dog, Guns, and Grillin'"?


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Shouldn't there be steak?
 
2021-03-06 1:50:36 PM  

snocone: fifthofzen: [Fark user image 850x532]

Is Dad about to shoot a steak onto the plate? Is he going to shoot a hole in the steak to see if it's well done? Maybe he just wants to use bullets to get the good grill marks?

Does this thng have a title? Maybe "Dog, Guns, and Grillin'"?

[Fark user image 850x532]Shouldn't there be steak?


Wut? Have you seen the price of ammo lately?
 
2021-03-06 1:53:03 PM  

eurotrader: Arachnophobe: Holy shiat, there's a box of bullets right next to the grill. I'm no gun talking guy, but that can't be smart.

I do  like the dog having a pistol to make clear he is getting a steak of his own.


My dog gets very upset about that too, so it makes sense.
 
2021-03-06 1:55:25 PM  

Nailed to the perch: The stairs at the door are shallow and awkward. Someone's going to trip and their gun will go off.


Those kids are dead, long before these idiots get back inside.
 
2021-03-06 2:01:14 PM  

fifthofzen: [Fark user image 850x532]

Is Dad about to shoot a steak onto the plate? Is he going to shoot a hole in the steak to see if it's well done? Maybe he just wants to use bullets to get the good grill marks?

Does this thng have a title? Maybe "Dog, Guns, and Grillin'"?


A Uniquely American Tragedy

Later that night Becky hid in the coat closet, to prank her beloved dad.
 
2021-03-06 2:03:28 PM  
The fights my brother and sister used to have over the dinner table, back when they were both teenagers (and I was but a wee preschool-age Farkling) would certainly have been much more interesting if they'd been armed.
 
2021-03-06 4:21:35 PM  
Because why leave the dog out?  That would be wrong. That would be very wrong.

The Aristocrats!
 
2021-03-06 4:36:26 PM  
I originally only saw the Enfield and was like...ok...I guess the mother in that scenario  was target shooting...I guess that's fine, she's got excellent trigger discipline. Then I saw the rest of the guns.

Why would you give 2 children 2 full sized hand guns? That makes no sense. Maybe a Ruger target pistol but a full sized hand gun? And why does the dog have a hand gun?

/ I feel like that picture is satire
 
2021-03-06 4:57:09 PM  
I note how relieved and comfortable they all look, thanks to having firearms in their hands with fingers resting on the trigger.

This should be one panel in a triptych, and in a second panel they should all look terrified and unable to cope with reality because their guns are 10 yards away in a safe with the ammo put away.
 
2021-03-06 5:37:26 PM  
Negativland - Guns
Youtube 8cyqK4NFsWg
 
2021-03-06 5:54:00 PM  
Well.. they are right, in this case. Fetishes indeed  are a way of life.
 
2021-03-06 5:54:32 PM  

Xanadone: The fights my brother and sister used to have over the dinner table, back when they were both teenagers (and I was but a wee preschool-age Farkling) would certainly have been much more interesting if they'd been armed.


Some dinner tables are worth fighting over.
 
2021-03-06 5:55:23 PM  
They forgot the Dr. Seuss book.
 
2021-03-06 5:55:47 PM  

Arachnophobe: [Fark user image 425x266]

And is it just me, or is "Our way of life must be preserved" just the Pocket Condidushun version of the 14 Words?


I don't know about you, but when grilling, I always put a few rounds into the meat. Adds flavor!

/s
 
2021-03-06 5:56:14 PM  

Chariset: This is a joke, right?


Ted Cruz is in the comments
 
2021-03-06 5:56:35 PM  

Gordon Bennett: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/8cyqK4NF​sWg]


Seriously, this picture looks like the album art for an art-punk band like Negativland or Devo.
 
2021-03-06 5:56:45 PM  
They be trollin'.
 
2021-03-06 5:56:55 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

getongab: Our way of life must be preserved. https://t.co/lMhNXb8Pbr


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2021-03-06 5:57:00 PM  
I can't even anymore.
 
2021-03-06 5:57:17 PM  
You guys are missing the real point here - those '50s style housedresses are coming back into fashion!
 
2021-03-06 5:57:47 PM  

GardenWeasel: I really want someone to make parodies.


It's already a parody.
 
2021-03-06 5:57:52 PM  
This picture makes us look insane, and so we posted it and the libs all thought we were insane! lol, we got 'em good this time!
 
2021-03-06 5:58:45 PM  
One small nudge to the kid and his sister is history. That means the dog gets another sausage or burger.
 
2021-03-06 5:59:34 PM  
This doesn't look like Ben Garrrrisson or that Naughton fellow.

Looks like we got a new propagandist "artist" for the cult.
 
2021-03-06 6:00:37 PM  

saturn badger: One small nudge to the kid and his sister is history. That means the dog gets another sausage or burger.


Why is the girl's dick weapon holstered?
 
2021-03-06 6:01:22 PM  
Waiter, I ordered the steak.  Not this plate of Poeslaw.
 
2021-03-06 6:02:40 PM  
Someone really, REALLY, likes 1911s.
 
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