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(Irish Post US)   Priest accidentally plays rap music during his Mass livestream, plays it off brilliantly by saying everyone needs a good rap in the morning   (irishpost.com) divider line
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1796 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Mar 2021 at 8:15 AM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-03-06 6:14:15 AM  
He's got more rhymes than the Bible's got psalms.
 
2021-03-06 6:51:17 AM  
He could really kick it old school with some Gregorian Chants backed with some sick beat...ings of heretics.
 
2021-03-06 8:21:33 AM  
Do "In the Garden of Eden" next for us older folk!
 
2021-03-06 8:25:24 AM  

foo monkey: He's got more rhymes than the Bible's got psalms.


At least you picked a group that thinks it's Irish.
 
2021-03-06 8:26:35 AM  
Wow. That included video is too hilarious.
Young Prophet - Black The Ripper (HOLLA BLACK 2006)
Youtube ehgj-C9BU_w

/today I learned Irish rap exists...not bad really
 
2021-03-06 8:27:04 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: Do "In the Garden of Eden" next for us older folk!


The Simpsons - In the Garden of Eden
Youtube qSCUhqsy4Nk
 
2021-03-06 8:37:57 AM  
And me love the Lord long time. In the name of the father...
 
2021-03-06 8:46:55 AM  

MythDragon: Harry Freakstorm: Do "In the Garden of Eden" next for us older folk!

[YouTube video: The Simpsons - In the Garden of Eden]


This sounds like rock and/or roll!
 
2021-03-06 8:50:42 AM  
Uh oh

DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD
Youtube zB60gsgQml0
 
2021-03-06 8:55:16 AM  
I humiliated my daughter just yesterday. They were on a zoom call for class. I made wraps for lunch. They have a built-in free period during lunch where they can just socialize. My daughter made the mistake of asking for another wrap. I busted in her room, on camera, and sang "my name is Danny, I like a big Fanny. I'll smack that ass like I did your granny". (I'm a 56 yo chubby white guy). I thought it was funny, Amy daughter did not.
 
2021-03-06 9:00:28 AM  

Hoopy Frood: And me love the Lord long time. In the name of the father...


Black Grape - In The Name Of The Father
Youtube prLFqx1fR-k
 
2021-03-06 9:13:52 AM  

berylman: Wow. That included video is too hilarious.
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/today I learned Irish rap exists...not bad really


Some kid in my sportsball forum was posting a lot of rap videos.  I think I offended him when I mentioned "TIL that easy listening rap exists."  Seriously, it was like bedtime music to sleep by.
 
2021-03-06 9:18:12 AM  
berylman:

I learned Irish rap exists

The Rubberbandits - Horse Outside
Youtube ljPFZrRD3J8


NSFW language!
 
2021-03-06 9:18:21 AM  

Hey Nurse!: I humiliated my daughter just yesterday. They were on a zoom call for class. I made wraps for lunch. They have a built-in free period during lunch where they can just socialize. My daughter made the mistake of asking for another wrap. I busted in her room, on camera, and sang "my name is Danny, I like a big Fanny. I'll smack that ass like I did your granny". (I'm a 56 yo chubby white guy). I thought it was funny, Amy daughter did not.


Don't think she wont remember that when choosing your nursing home
 
2021-03-06 9:20:45 AM  
Nissim Black?
 
2021-03-06 9:24:10 AM  
This oldie once used in an Apple ad:

Kirk Franklin-Stomp Featuring Salt
Youtube 3CiqqyoX7gA
 
2021-03-06 9:25:08 AM  
Dan Smith - Baby Got Book (OFFICIAL)
Youtube tTYr3JuueF4
 
2021-03-06 9:25:39 AM  

Weird Hal: berylman:

I learned Irish rap exists

[YouTube video: The Rubberbandits - Horse Outside]

NSFW language!


Every time I hear that song it's in my head for DAYS.
 
2021-03-06 9:55:44 AM  
Black the Ripper?  Sounds like someone's about to get a face full of Cool J cookies!
 
2021-03-06 10:26:28 AM  

Hey Nurse!: I humiliated my daughter just yesterday. They were on a zoom call for class. I made wraps for lunch. They have a built-in free period during lunch where they can just socialize. My daughter made the mistake of asking for another wrap. I busted in her room, on camera, and sang "my name is Danny, I like a big Fanny. I'll smack that ass like I did your granny". (I'm a 56 yo chubby white guy). I thought it was funny, Amy daughter did not.


Some people just don't share your love of incest.
 
2021-03-06 10:42:21 AM  

pastramithemosterotic: Hey Nurse!: I humiliated my daughter just yesterday. They were on a zoom call for class. I made wraps for lunch. They have a built-in free period during lunch where they can just socialize. My daughter made the mistake of asking for another wrap. I busted in her room, on camera, and sang "my name is Danny, I like a big Fanny. I'll smack that ass like I did your granny". (I'm a 56 yo chubby white guy). I thought it was funny, Amy daughter did not.

Don't think she wont remember that when choosing your nursing home


My kids have already picked out a nice dumpster for me.
 
2021-03-06 10:50:56 AM  
Reverend Run

/really
 
2021-03-06 11:39:23 AM  

Hey Nurse!: I humiliated my daughter just yesterday. They were on a zoom call for class. I made wraps for lunch. They have a built-in free period during lunch where they can just socialize. My daughter made the mistake of asking for another wrap. I busted in her room, on camera, and sang "my name is Danny, I like a big Fanny. I'll smack that ass like I did your granny". (I'm a 56 yo chubby white guy). I thought it was funny, Amy daughter did not.


I have done the same thing.  When my middle daughter was going through the dark time of post-tweener obnoxiousness and doing everything sbe could to offend, she "discovered" that Sir Mixalot lives right down the road and would play "big butts" really loud.   Until I busted out my dad rap-along while she was facetimed with her obnoxious friends and wouldnt stop even after she shut the music off.

"I suppose you think you're cool.

"I am the coolest person you will ever know, sweet heart. "

"You're just a 40 year old white guy!"

Which made me laugh enough to write a song with that as a lyric.

/ I am now the coolest person she has ever known.
 
2021-03-06 11:40:31 AM  

pastramithemosterotic: Hey Nurse!: I humiliated my daughter just yesterday. They were on a zoom call for class. I made wraps for lunch. They have a built-in free period during lunch where they can just socialize. My daughter made the mistake of asking for another wrap. I busted in her room, on camera, and sang "my name is Danny, I like a big Fanny. I'll smack that ass like I did your granny". (I'm a 56 yo chubby white guy). I thought it was funny, Amy daughter did not.

Don't think she wont remember that when choosing your nursing home


She will forget all about it right around the time she starts paying her own bills.
 
2021-03-06 12:18:06 PM  
At least it wasn't the rapture.
 
2021-03-06 12:29:38 PM  

Grumpy Cat: At least it wasn't the rapture.


Blondie - Rapture
Youtube pHCdS7O248g
 
2021-03-06 12:49:04 PM  
Not rap but he will cleanse your soul for sure...

The Devil's Chasing Me
Youtube Nq6YgSIdMqE
 
2021-03-06 12:55:55 PM  
When I pray, you pray. Just like that
When I pray, you pray. Just like that

Watch our for the crucifix, my pulpit is reckless
Feels like a midget is hangin' from my rosary
 
2021-03-06 2:41:15 PM  
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2021-03-06 7:40:34 PM  

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Came to ask if this priest was from Craggy Island.

Feck.
 
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