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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)   Find Bigfoot in Oklahoma? The bounty for him is over $2.1 million now   (local21news.com) divider line
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2021-03-06 1:19:42 AM  
I just searched Oklahoma bigfoot... I was gonna make an Arkansas joke but... they seem pretty married to it so instead I'm backing away slowly, reconsidering future business trips.
 
2021-03-06 2:37:09 AM  
If they kill Bigfoot the average IQ in Oklahoma drops 50%.
 
2021-03-06 2:39:11 AM  
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Your wife's a Bigfoot, isn't she, Gus?
 
2021-03-06 2:51:23 AM  
And here I was thinking texans were stupid.
 
2021-03-06 2:57:00 AM  
Why is it whenever there's a spot with two or more adjacent trees, people start claiming to see hairy bipedal simians over 7 feet tall?
 
2021-03-06 3:05:00 AM  
I'm putting out a bounty of 15.6 million dollars for anyone that can bring me a live leprechaun.  I don't even care if you break any laws capturing it.
 
2021-03-06 3:16:23 AM  

Neondistraction: I'm putting out a bounty of 15.6 million dollars for anyone that can bring me a live leprechaun.  I don't even care if you break any laws capturing it.


The original Crichton Leprechaun news story from LOCAL 15 News, WPMI
Youtube K1ljOcl39PQ
 
2021-03-06 3:17:41 AM  

valenumr: And here I was thinking texans were stupid.


Texans are so stupid they want to build a wall on the Rio Grande instead of the Red River.
 
2021-03-06 3:27:58 AM  

Neondistraction: I'm putting out a bounty of 15.6 million dollars for anyone that can bring me a live leprechaun.  I don't even care if you break any laws capturing it.


Ed Sheeran says he'll double that if someone bags you instead. He's got no patience for someone putting bounties on his head. He's aggravated enough by the kids constantly trying to steal his breakfast cereal.
 
2021-03-06 3:32:12 AM  

My Sober Alt: valenumr: And here I was thinking texans were stupid.

Texans are so stupid they want to build a wall on the Rio Grande instead of the Red River.


Simple reason: you can't get over the Rio Grande.

/stretching
//you just know some poor, hairy sap is going to get shot over this bounty in a fit of excitement
 
2021-03-06 3:40:20 AM  
"Humphrey said his ultimate goal is to draw in tourists by providing safe, affordable fun."
 
2021-03-06 4:05:18 AM  

Madman drummers bummers: [Fark user image image 457x459]

Your wife's a Bigfoot, isn't she, Gus?


Gooney goo goo.
 
2021-03-06 4:13:30 AM  
The number one rule, Sasquatchers must capture Bigfoot unharmed and can't injure anyone else or break any laws in the process.

So no one can harm bigfoot, but the state will milk bigfoot 24/7 as long as they possibly can. Got it.

Wouldn't it be easier to just open more weed stores?
 
2021-03-06 4:17:40 AM  
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2021-03-06 4:20:18 AM  

ISO15693: "Humphrey said his ultimate goal is to draw in tourists by providing safe, affordable fun."


I was at something called, I think, UFO con. It was in Washington State at a Casino. Me and a buddy left after two speakers, one of which was a 90 year old guy playing a tape recording that went on for two hours while he fell asleep on stage. The other guy though... He had been on the Oregon? News in the 80s I believe, about his Bigfoot encounter. In the TV clip which he played, he was almost crying towards the end and was really shook up and bothered by the experience. Well, the reason for this according to his talk was what had happened that he didn't mention on the TV interview. He had been Telepathically paralyzed then raped by either one or a pack of Bigfoot in his Tent. He started crying at the talk when he got to this part. The audience was super uncomfortable hearing this lol. Then he proceeds to start talking about how he goes out with his young preteen age son and a local radio celebrity(what the actual f*ck) and look for different Bigfoot. Sometimes finding them, and they will talk to him Telepathically through his tent, tell him secrets about inter-dimensional travel etc. I'm missing a bunch more stuff from his story, but I still can't believe how insane this whole thing was.
 
2021-03-06 4:31:22 AM  
I watch every episode of Finding Bigfoot.

They haven't found him yet, but imagine how bad I'd feel if I missed an episode and that was the day they found him?

Maybe next week...
 
2021-03-06 4:40:03 AM  

crumblecat: I watch every episode of Finding Bigfoot.

They haven't found him yet, but imagine how bad I'd feel if I missed an episode and that was the day they found him?

Maybe next week...


Just like Oak Island. Surely this random twisted piece of metal is from the Knights Templar and we will find the pit next week. Every single week. And it's on like season 7 or 8
 
2021-03-06 5:50:54 AM  

Resident Muslim: My Sober Alt: valenumr: And here I was thinking texans were stupid.

Texans are so stupid they want to build a wall on the Rio Grande instead of the Red River.

Simple reason: you can't get over the Rio Grande.

/stretching
//you just know some poor, hairy sap is going to get shot over this bounty in a fit of excitement


That's why I stay up here in the Twin Cities. 

/God I'm only 29 and I'm halfway to Robin Williams
 
2021-03-06 5:57:42 AM  

thatboyoverthere: Resident Muslim: My Sober Alt: valenumr: And here I was thinking texans were stupid.

Texans are so stupid they want to build a wall on the Rio Grande instead of the Red River.

Simple reason: you can't get over the Rio Grande.

/stretching
//you just know some poor, hairy sap is going to get shot over this bounty in a fit of excitement

That's why I stay up here in the Twin Cities. 

/God I'm only 29 and I'm halfway to Robin Williams


Think is why they stipulated bigfoot must be unharmed.
 
2021-03-06 5:58:29 AM  

thatboyoverthere: Resident Muslim: My Sober Alt: valenumr: And here I was thinking texans were stupid.

Texans are so stupid they want to build a wall on the Rio Grande instead of the Red River.

Simple reason: you can't get over the Rio Grande.

/stretching
//you just know some poor, hairy sap is going to get shot over this bounty in a fit of excitement

That's why I stay up here in the Twin Cities. 

/God I'm only 29 and I'm halfway to Robin Williams


Sorry was meant to reply to RM.
 
2021-03-06 6:06:10 AM  

mikaloyd: [i.pinimg.com image 450x675]


March 7, 2021
Youtube 6Z_QDr1GFxk
 
2021-03-06 6:29:10 AM  
I spotted him last year.
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2021-03-06 6:33:47 AM  

nyan9mm: ...according to his talk ... He had been Telepathically paralyzed then raped by either one or a pack of Bigfoot in his Tent.... Then he proceeds to start talking about how he goes out with his young preteen age son ... and look for different Bigfoot.


"First time I ever encountered a bigfoot, they gang raped me. What say you and I see if we can't find us some more bigfoot, son?"

O_o
 
2021-03-06 8:05:08 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: nyan9mm: ...according to his talk ... He had been Telepathically paralyzed then raped by either one or a pack of Bigfoot in his Tent.... Then he proceeds to start talking about how he goes out with his young preteen age son ... and look for different Bigfoot.

"First time I ever encountered a bigfoot, they gang raped me. What say you and I see if we can't find us some more bigfoot, son?"

O_o


Yah, it starts making you wonder. Bigfoot or not, some people should NOT have crotchfruit.
 
2021-03-06 8:15:03 AM  
What if i convince bigfoot to get in my car with me in Oregon or wherever he is supposed to be, and just drive to Oklahoma with him?
 
2021-03-06 8:20:02 AM  

LineNoise: What if i convince bigfoot to get in my car with me in Oregon or wherever he is supposed to be, and just drive to Oklahoma with him?


you'd need one of those Christmas trees hanging from the mirror. It's been reliably determined Bigfoot can smell kind of bad.
 
2021-03-06 8:24:27 AM  
Go to the Northwest, capture a bigfoot
Ship him to Oklahoma
Profit
 
2021-03-06 8:44:46 AM  
I had to look it up: 28% of Oklahoma is forested. I did not know that.
 
2021-03-06 9:26:02 AM  
Well, I was reading that Bigfoot's son was on a football scholarship in Oklahoma.
 
2021-03-06 10:06:58 AM  

Neondistraction: I'm putting out a bounty of 15.6 million dollars for anyone that can bring me a live leprechaun.  I don't even care if you break any laws capturing it.


Smart.  If by chance someone brings you a Bigfoot, now you gotta pay.
But if they bring you a leprechaun somehow, you can just take its gold. Win-win
 
2021-03-06 10:09:06 AM  

The_Sponge: Neondistraction: I'm putting out a bounty of 15.6 million dollars for anyone that can bring me a live leprechaun.  I don't even care if you break any laws capturing it.

[YouTube video: The original Crichton Leprechaun news story from LOCAL 15 News, WPMI]


A flute that that's been passed down for 1000 years?  It looks like he went to home depot and made it yesterday.
 
2021-03-06 10:10:05 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: nyan9mm: ...according to his talk ... He had been Telepathically paralyzed then raped by either one or a pack of Bigfoot in his Tent.... Then he proceeds to start talking about how he goes out with his young preteen age son ... and look for different Bigfoot.

"First time I ever encountered a bigfoot, they gang raped me. What say you and I see if we can't find us some more bigfoot, son?"

O_o


Well... they attempted. Really, they just wanted their tree fiddy back.
 
2021-03-06 10:49:15 AM  

phishrace: The number one rule, Sasquatchers must capture Bigfoot unharmed and can't injure anyone else or break any laws in the process.

So no one can harm bigfoot, but the state will milk bigfoot 24/7 as long as they possibly can. Got it.

Wouldn't it be easier to just open more weed stores?


To answer your question, I guess that depends on how hard it is to milk a sasquach.
 
2021-03-06 11:39:50 AM  

LineNoise: What if i convince bigfoot to get in my car with me in Oregon or wherever he is supposed to be, and just drive to Oklahoma with him?


"The Bigfoot in Oregon would just say "Why the fark should I go to Oklahoma?   Isn't it just a big Josephine County?".
 
2021-03-06 12:28:06 PM  

edmo: I had to look it up: 28% of Oklahoma is forested. I did not know that.


Must be the eastern border. When I flew over it from a connection in Texas, it appeared devoid of trees all the way to OKC.

My lady is from OK, one of the jokes I make about Sooners, is that only morons would steal badlands.
 
2021-03-06 12:39:53 PM  

Medic Zero: edmo: I had to look it up: 28% of Oklahoma is forested. I did not know that.

Must be the eastern border. When I flew over it from a connection in Texas, it appeared devoid of trees all the way to OKC.

My lady is from OK, one of the jokes I make about Sooners, is that only morons would steal badlands.


The Ouachita Mountains in the SE corner.
 
2021-03-06 12:52:37 PM  

Dewey Fidalgo: Medic Zero: edmo: I had to look it up: 28% of Oklahoma is forested. I did not know that.

Must be the eastern border. When I flew over it from a connection in Texas, it appeared devoid of trees all the way to OKC.

My lady is from OK, one of the jokes I make about Sooners, is that only morons would steal badlands.

The Ouachita Mountains in the SE corner.


So, this:

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2021-03-06 1:00:40 PM  
The Ouachita Mountains in the SE corner.

and if you can pronounce Ouachita correctly you win a date with big foot.
 
2021-03-06 1:11:51 PM  

mikaloyd: [i.pinimg.com image 450x675]


His Brother is the cute one.
 
2021-03-06 1:17:49 PM  
Given the number of hunters in North America who shoot at anything that moves and the number of automatic cameras set to track deer, not to mention a bount of over $2 million, I think we may safely conclude that there are no Bigfoots except for ghost Bigfeet. And let's not forget fark and taboid news.

Yes, I used both plurals. The point is moot. So's my other point, but I expect that Bigfoot is largely a cultural creation, not an evolutionary creature.
 
2021-03-06 1:18:36 PM  
With so many cellphones containing high resolution cameras, Bigfoot must be a vampire and can not be recorded on film or seen in mirrors.
 
2021-03-06 1:19:07 PM  

OkieDookie: Dewey Fidalgo: Medic Zero: edmo: I had to look it up: 28% of Oklahoma is forested. I did not know that.

Must be the eastern border. When I flew over it from a connection in Texas, it appeared devoid of trees all the way to OKC.

My lady is from OK, one of the jokes I make about Sooners, is that only morons would steal badlands.

The Ouachita Mountains in the SE corner.

So, this:

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He forgot to wear his watch that day.
 
2021-03-06 1:34:39 PM  

MythDragon: The_Sponge: Neondistraction: I'm putting out a bounty of 15.6 million dollars for anyone that can bring me a live leprechaun.  I don't even care if you break any laws capturing it.

[YouTube video: The original Crichton Leprechaun news story from LOCAL 15 News, WPMI]

A flute that that's been passed down for 1000 years?  It looks like he went to home depot and made it yesterday.


I give that guy a lot of credit for saying that with a straight face.
 
2021-03-06 8:17:03 PM  

bottom-dragger: The Ouachita Mountains in the SE corner.

and if you can pronounce Ouachita correctly you win a date with big foot.


Wah-shih-tah

I'll stick with the little missus I've been married to for the past 27 years. I've about got her figured out, I ain't starting from scratch again.

Dirty Little Secret: Bigfoot is our older daughter, size 13EE feet (women's size) / 11D (men's).
 
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