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2021-03-06 5:48:14 AM  
He's just projecting because he wants to do that with Fascism.
 
2021-03-06 5:53:47 AM  
He also claimed that transhumanists don't care "if you're a Tibetan Buddist or if you're part of the Islamic faith, or if you're a underground hardcore Evangelical Christian or Roman Catholic or Hindu" because they only want "eternal life."

What now? The hardcore ones live underground? Is this where the Morlocks come from?
 
2021-03-06 5:55:03 AM  
In order to remain relevant they go further and further off the deep end don't they?
 
2021-03-06 5:56:23 AM  
'Globalist' nearly always means Jews.

Jews turning humanity into Cybermen?  Yeah, I really don't see that.
 
2021-03-06 5:56:31 AM  
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2021-03-06 5:57:05 AM  
I was still trying to process this:

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Then along comes Bannon.
 
2021-03-06 6:02:59 AM  
Maybe we should stop giving any attention to blatant con men?
 
2021-03-06 6:10:37 AM  
If we can do it, we probably should.
 
2021-03-06 6:11:29 AM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: [christhehumanist.files.wordpress.com image 500x345]


I do not think Lennon was singing about downtown Jacksonville.

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2021-03-06 6:11:53 AM  

Alphax: 'Globalist' nearly always means Jews.

Jews turning humanity into Cybermen?  Yeah, I really don't see that.


Who do you think will man the space lasers? Come on.  Try to keep up.
 
2021-03-06 6:14:18 AM  

ScrimBoy: Alphax: 'Globalist' nearly always means Jews.

Jews turning humanity into Cybermen?  Yeah, I really don't see that.

Who do you think will man the space lasers? Come on.  Try to keep up.


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In a 2nd Doctor episode, they tried to weaponize a weather control station on the Moon.
 
2021-03-06 6:16:00 AM  
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2021-03-06 6:16:45 AM  
It would be nice, alas...
 
2021-03-06 6:18:15 AM  
Bannon is not religious and doesn't give a fark about Christianity, but he knows his audience.
 
2021-03-06 6:18:40 AM  

vrax: I was still trying to process this:

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Then along comes Bannon.


I was a teen in the 80s.  I was afraid to leave the house without wearing a condom.  AIDS scared the heck out of me although I was having sex it wasn't until the 90s until I had it without a condom for the first time.

However, this guy and lot of other crackpot right wingers  grew up with all the crazy propagandists.  Who basically said that AIDS was a Democratic game to play partisan politics and to get funding.  He claimed that it was virtually impossible to get AIDS through hetero sex.

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2021-03-06 6:19:33 AM  

shpritz: Bannon is not religious and doesn't give a fark about Christianity, but he knows his audience.


Yep.

I am sure I will be hearing from the local loons at the bar in the next few weeks.
 
2021-03-06 6:20:12 AM  
Why is it that Steve Bannon always looks like he marinaded in the woods before his segment then goes back to the woods to marinade some more. I have seen stumbling homeless guys downtown that looked better than this numbnuts.
I'm not kidding when he looks like he's suffering from late stage Korsakoff's syndrome. I have seen someone who suffered from that from drinking rum and whiskey by the gallons and it's not pleasant. They get real dingy and illogical before they really deteriorate. My friend wound up in a wheelchair in the end.

He looks very pale and unhealthy with dark circles under his eyes and a swollen face. I've seen pictures of him standing up and it looks like his liver is distended.

I think being part of the right wing hate machine takes a toll on people's health.
 
2021-03-06 6:22:24 AM  
March 7, 2021
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2021-03-06 6:26:57 AM  

Astorix: Why is it that Steve Bannon always looks like he marinaded in the woods before his segment then goes back to the woods to marinade some more. I have seen stumbling homeless guys downtown that looked better than this numbnuts.
I'm not kidding when he looks like he's suffering from late stage Korsakoff's syndrome. I have seen someone who suffered from that from drinking rum and whiskey by the gallons and it's not pleasant. They get real dingy and illogical before they really deteriorate. My friend wound up in a wheelchair in the end.

He looks very pale and unhealthy with dark circles under his eyes and a swollen face. I've seen pictures of him standing up and it looks like his liver is distended.

I think being part of the right wing hate machine takes a toll on people's health.


I've said it before, and I'll say it again. He looks like someone who uses their own smegma as moisturizer.
 
2021-03-06 6:38:24 AM  

Astorix: Why is it that Steve Bannon always looks like he marinaded in the woods before his segment then goes back to the woods to marinade some more. I have seen stumbling homeless guys downtown that looked better than this numbnuts.
I'm not kidding when he looks like he's suffering from late stage Korsakoff's syndrome. I have seen someone who suffered from that from drinking rum and whiskey by the gallons and it's not pleasant. They get real dingy and illogical before they really deteriorate. My friend wound up in a wheelchair in the end.

He looks very pale and unhealthy with dark circles under his eyes and a swollen face. I've seen pictures of him standing up and it looks like his liver is distended.

I think being part of the right wing hate machine takes a toll on people's health.


I think addiction tends to lead people to right-wing nuttery as well. I've known a few hardcore drinkers who started losing jobs, girlfriends, friends, family, etc. At that point, people need to look inward and admit they are the problem, if they are to change for the better and start getting back what they lost. These guys couldn't do that. They started looking outward for the cause of their ills.

This is where the recruiters are. They search for the disaffected, the misfits, those in crisis. Recruiters for religions, cults, white supremacist groups, ISIS, all that garbage.

I know my high school best friend got way into booze and drugs, and after losing friends and family got wholly sucked into trumpism. One of my siblings still has him on facebook, and he is constantly lashing out at liberals, the media, scientists, (((globalists))), everyone. His fellow trumpers don't tell him he needs to stop using and boozing. His fellow trumpers are perfectly happy to direct their collective anger at others instead of admitting they're all a bunch of f__kup losers.
 
2021-03-06 6:48:41 AM  

Iggie: Astorix: Why is it that Steve Bannon always looks like he marinaded in the woods before his segment then goes back to the woods to marinade some more. I have seen stumbling homeless guys downtown that looked better than this numbnuts.
I'm not kidding when he looks like he's suffering from late stage Korsakoff's syndrome. I have seen someone who suffered from that from drinking rum and whiskey by the gallons and it's not pleasant. They get real dingy and illogical before they really deteriorate. My friend wound up in a wheelchair in the end.

He looks very pale and unhealthy with dark circles under his eyes and a swollen face. I've seen pictures of him standing up and it looks like his liver is distended.

I think being part of the right wing hate machine takes a toll on people's health.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. He looks like someone who uses their own smegma as moisturizer.


He also looks like someone that would be a good candidate for having 30 or more dead bodies in the crawlspace under his house. He's also the spitting image of the crazy old nasty drunk dude that lived in my neighborhood when I was a pre-teen. The guy that the neighborhood Moms told us kids to avoid interacting with because it was rumored that he was a suspect in several violent rapes from the mid-1950's and early 60's.
 
2021-03-06 6:49:35 AM  
Atheists don't want gods.
We don't want your gods.
We don't want to be gods.
We don't want to create our own gods like some kind of divine build-a-bear.
Religious crackpots (or pseudo-religious grifters of crackpots) never seem to figure this out.
 
2021-03-06 6:51:48 AM  

Iggie: Astorix: Why is it that Steve Bannon always looks like he marinaded in the woods before his segment then goes back to the woods to marinade some more. I have seen stumbling homeless guys downtown that looked better than this numbnuts.
I'm not kidding when he looks like he's suffering from late stage Korsakoff's syndrome. I have seen someone who suffered from that from drinking rum and whiskey by the gallons and it's not pleasant. They get real dingy and illogical before they really deteriorate. My friend wound up in a wheelchair in the end.

He looks very pale and unhealthy with dark circles under his eyes and a swollen face. I've seen pictures of him standing up and it looks like his liver is distended.

I think being part of the right wing hate machine takes a toll on people's health.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. He looks like someone who uses their own smegma as moisturizer.


I don't think it is the smeg. I had a mate who used to drink a bottle of vodka a day, and pass out by 4 in the afternoon on it; his complexion was very similar. He didn't know what any kind of mosturiser was, let alone how to apply it.
 
2021-03-06 6:53:46 AM  
"I tell you, we have to smash the Elite Universities, and educate only the Right people, otherwise those Secular Humanists might actually get you to stop voting against your interests!"
 
2021-03-06 6:54:54 AM  
For Mr Bannon's consideration, the impact of science over religion.
https://ourworldindata.org/child-mort​a​lity
 
2021-03-06 6:54:55 AM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: [christhehumanist.files.wordpress.com image 500x345]


"What are you going to do, shoot me?"
---John Lennon
 
2021-03-06 6:55:40 AM  

Alphax: ScrimBoy: Alphax: 'Globalist' nearly always means Jews.

Jews turning humanity into Cybermen?  Yeah, I really don't see that.

Who do you think will man the space lasers? Come on.  Try to keep up.

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In a 2nd Doctor episode, they tried to weaponize a weather control station on the Moon.


Loved that show as a kid.
 
2021-03-06 6:57:04 AM  

Sexy Jesus: AAAAGGGGHHHH: [christhehumanist.files.wordpress.com image 500x345]

"What are you going to do, shoot me?"
---John Lennon


Never ask a nutter with a gun that.
 
2021-03-06 7:05:00 AM  
(((globalists)))
 
2021-03-06 7:12:26 AM  
My older brother used to beat the shiat out of me for reading fantasy novels because of anti-D&D religious bullshiat so if there's a global cabal that wants to destroy the asswipes that propagate that kind of misinformation, I welcome them to do so.
 
2021-03-06 7:13:39 AM  
Because when I hear the sermont on the mount, the good news, and the golden rule, I always picture Steve Bannon caring about that
 
2021-03-06 7:18:54 AM  
There is a weird hat in the background with the others like the camo X-tian Nationalist one with logo, but the one I'm talking about is the tribal cap the looks like it's from Afghanistan, like maybe Taliban or IS. He has fantasies of being one of these fundamentalist whack job terrorists,  or at least putting some aggrieved moran up to being one and doing a suicide bombing on his, Bannon's behalf.
 
2021-03-06 7:19:25 AM  
Can you repeat the part where you said all the stuff about the thing?
 
2021-03-06 7:20:44 AM  
Because when I think really good wholesome religious guy, I think Steve Bannon.
 
2021-03-06 7:25:36 AM  
It's been close to 4 years since this was current.

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2021-03-06 7:27:45 AM  
All the transhumanists I know are pretty cool.

/doesn't know any transhumanists
 
2021-03-06 7:30:54 AM  
sure Otis

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2021-03-06 7:35:43 AM  
That guy worked at Goldman Sachs and the WH. I mean... what the fark man?
 
2021-03-06 7:37:46 AM  
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What transhumans might look like...
 
2021-03-06 7:39:13 AM  
Nothing is too idiotic for a Q follower, trust me, there is no bottom. You'll reach the last digit of pi long before you reach the end of a Q follower's stupidity.

You thought that weird off kilter look you get when staring at them was because they're so dumb you tilt your head to the side in confused disbelief, no, that's actual space time warping around the tear in the fabric of reality because they're occupying another dimension but manifesting here.
 
2021-03-06 7:40:37 AM  
If any of you are former WoW players, Bannon made his money illegally selling gold on WoW servers. Let that sink in.
 
2021-03-06 7:45:44 AM  
The media needs to quit covering these idiots. The he only reference to them should be as follows:
Me: "hey what ever happened to Steve bannon and Rodger stone?"
Guy: "they died 5 years ago in prison, they never really mentioned it on the news"
Me: "ah. (Continues to eat sandwich and go about the day)"
 
2021-03-06 7:52:47 AM  
To summarize:

We can evade sickness, aging, death, religious nonsense, materialistic controls and the farking gravity well of this rapidly heating rock. And this is a bad thing.
 
2021-03-06 8:02:24 AM  

Epoch_Zero: (((globalists)))


Yeah, Bannon's just another AntiSemitic Asshole who wants to blame all the Globes troubles on teh Chews.
 
2021-03-06 8:06:49 AM  
On February 20, Bannon and Torba used this hysterical fearmongering to advocate for the establishment of a "Christian-centric economy," telling listeners they should "exit the existing system" and secede from mainstream economic and cultural institutions.

Bannon knows that once he turns it into a religious war, the rubes will buy anthing.
 
2021-03-06 8:07:43 AM  

Alphax: It's been close to 4 years since this was current.

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Seems more like 40.
 
2021-03-06 8:09:12 AM  
If only it were true.
 
2021-03-06 8:11:53 AM  

phrawgh: If only it were true.


You lie awake at night and touch yourself just thinking about it?
 
2021-03-06 8:15:46 AM  

Bathtub Cynic: If any of you are former WoW players, Bannon made his money illegally selling gold on WoW servers. Let that sink in.


The other day, it felt like half the players in the Revendreth zone were herb farmers, traveling in packs on autofollow, mostly tauren druids in travel form for faster herb picking, and running right through monsters and dragging them all over the place.. then they give up and run back to their original positions, and if you happen to be there, you're attacked.
 
2021-03-06 8:32:57 AM  

physt: On February 20, Bannon and Torba used this hysterical fearmongering to advocate for the establishment of a "Christian-centric economy," telling listeners they should "exit the existing system" and secede from mainstream economic and cultural institutions.

Bannon knows that once he turns it into a religious war, the rubes will buy anthing.


I mean, this part of the right-wing grift is hardly new.  Glenn Beck always followed up one of his rants about how socialist left-wingers are destroying society with a pitch for the gold buying scam that was the main sponsor of his show.
 
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