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2021-03-05 11:32:49 PM  
but for real you should try the Molotw acrylic markers, get a whole set.
 
2021-03-06 2:57:32 AM  
Read the headline as:
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...and got confused
 
2021-03-06 3:22:55 AM  
Expense them to a corporation? Not going to happen.

Most companies buy their office supplies for the employees. Second this place is probably already well known to accounting who will just deny the expense.
 
2021-03-06 6:27:02 AM  

EvilEgg: Expense them to a corporation? Not going to happen.

Most companies buy their office supplies for the employees. Second this place is probably already well known to accounting who will just deny the expense.


Then fire the employee for trying to defraud the company
 
2021-03-06 6:45:49 AM  

sithon: EvilEgg: Expense them to a corporation? Not going to happen.

Most companies buy their office supplies for the employees. Second this place is probably already well known to accounting who will just deny the expense.

Then fire the employee for trying to defraud the company


Or just publish it in "Sensible Chuckle Weekly" as it's obviously an 'Aren't we cute?' tactic to draw attention to the restaurant, not something that's actually going to work for fraud?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2021-03-06 8:29:05 AM  
Once upon a time I got a box of printer paper free because my company got into an exclusive contract with a printer paper supplier and we were not allowed to use any of our existing stock. That was a large company. Small companies would let us buy our own office supplies.
 
2021-03-06 8:51:28 AM  
Ordinarily I think of menu hacks as being stupid.

This is just regular stupid.
 
2021-03-06 9:10:35 AM  
Yea tax fraud
 
2021-03-06 9:51:54 AM  
Now who would believe changing the label on a thing changes the reality of that thing?
 
2021-03-06 10:24:04 AM  
Same energy

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2021-03-06 10:42:06 AM  
Office Space: Milton I believe you have my stapler
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2021-03-06 10:49:12 AM  

andrewagill: Same energy

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There was a bar called The Office in Hamilton Montana. Yup, know plenty of guys who used that excuse. "Had to stop by the office"
 
2021-03-06 11:47:09 AM  
andrewagill:

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La Crosse, WI. A proper college town.

/they advertised the shiat out of this place on the radio
 
2021-03-06 11:57:38 AM  
I wonder what you get when you ask for print toner
 
2021-03-06 1:26:10 PM  

sithon: EvilEgg: Expense them to a corporation? Not going to happen.

Most companies buy their office supplies for the employees. Second this place is probably already well known to accounting who will just deny the expense.

Then fire the employee for trying to defraud the company


Exactly... This isn't going to fly. Hell, accounting doesn't just blindly approve shiat because of how it's named, they also look at the place where you bought these supposed supplies. It's definitely an easy way to get fired.
 
2021-03-06 1:44:57 PM  

drogg: andrewagill:

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La Crosse, WI. A proper college town.

/they advertised the shiat out of this place on the radio


If I was a library owner in that town I'd rename it "The Bar".
 
2021-03-06 4:00:09 PM  

drogg: andrewagill:

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La Crosse, WI. A proper college town.

/they advertised the shiat out of this place on the radio


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I think every college town is required to have one.  San Luis Obispo, CA.
 
2021-03-06 5:06:31 PM  

SafetyThird: drogg: andrewagill:

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La Crosse, WI. A proper college town.

/they advertised the shiat out of this place on the radio

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I think every college town is required to have one.  San Luis Obispo, CA.


Places with names like that don't even have to be in a college town.

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While there is a community college nearby in Santa Monica, and there's another Father's Office near West LA College, they're a bit high-priced for the average student.
 
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2021-03-07 12:11:29 AM  

WoolyManwich: Read the headline as:
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...and got confused


Rake Yohns hatred of mustard is still to this day one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Plus he's a super smart and stand up dude in real life, from everything I've seen/heard.
 
2021-03-07 2:25:48 PM  

cyberspacedout: SafetyThird: drogg: andrewagill:

[Fark user image image 425x318]

La Crosse, WI. A proper college town.

/they advertised the shiat out of this place on the radio

[external-content.duckduckgo.com image 474x315]
I think every college town is required to have one.  San Luis Obispo, CA.

Places with names like that don't even have to be in a college town.

[totalhappyhour.com image 500x328]

[hoodburger.files.wordpress.com image 850x1133]

While there is a community college nearby in Santa Monica, and there's another Father's Office near West LA College, they're a bit high-priced for the average student.


Yeah, they had one in Phoenix, nowhere near any kind of college or university. First bar I went to after I turned 21.
 
2021-03-07 4:19:05 PM  

cyberspacedout: SafetyThird: drogg: andrewagill:

[Fark user image image 425x318]

La Crosse, WI. A proper college town.

/they advertised the shiat out of this place on the radio

[external-content.duckduckgo.com image 474x315]
I think every college town is required to have one.  San Luis Obispo, CA.

Places with names like that don't even have to be in a college town.

[totalhappyhour.com image 500x328]

[hoodburger.files.wordpress.com image 850x1133]

While there is a community college nearby in Santa Monica, and there's another Father's Office near West LA College, they're a bit high-priced for the average student.


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LoL. This is mother's tavern, it's literally right next door to the library that I posted earlier. In this pic it would to the right. In the library pic mother's is to the left.
 
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