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2021-03-06 11:45:16 AM  
11 votes:

drjekel_mrhyde: Most tech companies don't even give a shiat about customer service.


Please unplug your Tesla, wait 15 seconds, and plug it back in.  Has it unburned?
 
2021-03-06 11:28:59 AM  
10 votes:
"Other users were also conflicted over whether the owner's insurance company should pay to fix the car or if the damages should be covered by the car manufacturer."

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I'm no mechanic, but I don't think that one's getting repaired...
 
2021-03-06 2:13:24 PM  
9 votes:

Likwit: Dryad: Likwit: I'm gonna say there's probably more to this story than we're getting. Like the lady in China who's Tesla "suddenly caught fire" but it turned out she had extensive damage to the underbody from hitting something.

Wow.
A totally unexpected answer from the resident Tesla apologist, Tesla employee, Tesla stock holder, and Tesla club organizer.
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/Have you guys declared the owner of the Tesla in the article a 'suppressive person' yet?

Wanting more details is pretty normal. Your overly heated response is not.


It's not as overly heated as the Tesla was.
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2021-03-06 9:11:32 AM  
9 votes:

Dead for Tax Reasons: While some users were quick to jump in claiming the story was inconceivable, others agreed with the owner that Tesla's customer service was so terrible.


others agreed never get involved in a land war in asia


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2021-03-06 8:22:47 AM  
9 votes:
"Marshmallow Roadster" is the name of my Canned Heat tribute band.
 
2021-03-06 7:59:20 AM  
9 votes:
Let's all wring our hands over Tesla's catching fire because that never happens with gas vehicles.

/Model 3 SR here
 
2021-03-06 7:31:00 AM  
9 votes:
Awww, wealthy people are so cute when they don't get the attention they know they deserve!
 
2021-03-06 12:00:13 PM  
6 votes:

LoneVVolf: "Other users were also conflicted over whether the owner's insurance company should pay to fix the car or if the damages should be covered by the car manufacturer."

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I'm no mechanic, but I don't think that one's getting repaired...


No, that'll buff right out.
 
2021-03-06 8:27:34 AM  
6 votes:
While some users were quick to jump in claiming the story was inconceivable, others agreed with the owner that Tesla's customer service was so terrible.


others agreed never get involved in a land war in asia
 
2021-03-06 11:56:23 AM  
5 votes:
That's the automatic pedophile detection system, sir.  That's some James Bond shiat right there.
 
2021-03-06 1:57:29 PM  
4 votes:

Dryad: Likwit: Dryad: This is no longer a car company, its a religion

Nah. Hating Tesla/EVs is a religion.

Tesla's and EV's are two different things. Many reputable companies build EV's.


Some of the best EVs on the market right now come from absolute scumbag companies. Ford and VW, for instance. Dunno about GM, but I'd be willing to bet they've done a bunch of crappy stuff.
 
2021-03-06 10:56:51 AM  
4 votes:

dirkfunk: Is this the thread where a bunch of totally unqualified people make sweeping statements about a car fire, get a bunch of smart votes, and then we post a picture of how stupid fanbois are?


No, this is the thread where you suck-off a billionaire who wouldn't piss on you OR your car if you were on fire.
 
2021-03-06 8:21:24 AM  
4 votes:

dirkfunk: Is this the thread where a bunch of totally unqualified people make sweeping statements about a car fire, get a bunch of smart votes, and then we post a picture of how stupid fanbois are?


Don't forget that if you disagree, even just a little bit, you are a Nazi Trumper Covidiot.
 
2021-03-06 7:57:02 AM  
4 votes:
I wonder what modifications have been made beyond the weight adding, functionless red caliper covers.
 
2021-03-06 2:34:32 PM  
3 votes:
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2021-03-06 2:10:51 PM  
3 votes:
I bet he wasn't cleaning out the crumbs on a regular basis.  It's just one little lever on the undercarriage, people.
 
2021-03-06 1:49:42 PM  
3 votes:

Dryad: Likwit: Dryad: Likwit: I'm gonna say there's probably more to this story than we're getting. Like the lady in China who's Tesla "suddenly caught fire" but it turned out she had extensive damage to the underbody from hitting something.

Wow.
A totally unexpected answer from the resident Tesla apologist, Tesla employee, Tesla stock holder, and Tesla club organizer.
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/Have you guys declared the owner of the Tesla in the article a 'suppressive person' yet?

Wanting more details is pretty normal. Your overly heated response is not.

Yes. You are 'just asking questions'
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/Its totally reasonable to first determine if he was crisis actor or lizard person, before we can consider a fault occurring in a Tesla


Yes. Because that's what I said.

Seek help, sir.
 
2021-03-06 1:22:58 PM  
3 votes:

Likwit: I'm gonna say there's probably more to this story than we're getting. Like the lady in China who's Tesla "suddenly caught fire" but it turned out she had extensive damage to the underbody from hitting something.


Wow.
A totally unexpected answer from the resident Tesla apologist, Tesla employee, Tesla stock holder, and Tesla club organizer.
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/Have you guys declared the owner of the Tesla in the article a 'suppressive person' yet?
 
2021-03-06 7:35:36 AM  
3 votes:
Based on the video from across the street, I would say this looks like the battery shorted itself out and caught fire.  I have seen a couple of these videos of Tesla fires, and the headlights go on and off on their own as the battery consumes itself.  In the video in TFA you can see the headlights go on and off while the car is on fire.
 
2021-03-06 7:43:58 PM  
2 votes:
The man is trying to make rocketships that don't blow up. How do you expect him to care about your piddly little car?
 
2021-03-06 4:48:22 PM  
2 votes:

Dryad: t3knomanser: Dryad: Many reputable companies build EV's.

Yeah, I'd buy an EV at the drop of a hat (well, once my current car dies, which is probably a decade out, I don't drive much), but I'd never buy the overpriced trash that is a Tesla. Steve Jobs is spinning in his grave over Musk stealing his reality distortion field.

Yup. Gave our Prius to one of the kids, went to replace it with another but at the time Hyundai had a more compelling EV offering. Loved it, went to get a second to replace another aging vehicle, but they were out due to the pandemic. So we wound up with a Honda EV. So currently 3 EV's from 3 different companies. No trouble with parts falling off of any of them. Also, unlike Tesla, none of those manufacturers have issued warnings that if we drive through a puddle the bumpers can fall off.
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Never had a complaint about any of them, and if I did, there are dealers that will actually repair them under warranty without first ignoring us, questioning our existence, personally doxxing us online, and then fighting in court with the NTSB for years before deigning to stoop to actually acknowledging the problem.


What Honda EV?
 
2021-03-06 3:34:46 PM  
2 votes:

LoneVVolf: "Other users were also conflicted over whether the owner's insurance company should pay to fix the car or if the damages should be covered by the car manufacturer."

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I'm no mechanic, but I don't think that one's getting repaired...


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2021-03-06 1:48:41 PM  
2 votes:

Likwit: Dryad: Likwit: I'm gonna say there's probably more to this story than we're getting. Like the lady in China who's Tesla "suddenly caught fire" but it turned out she had extensive damage to the underbody from hitting something.

Wow.
A totally unexpected answer from the resident Tesla apologist, Tesla employee, Tesla stock holder, and Tesla club organizer.
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/Have you guys declared the owner of the Tesla in the article a 'suppressive person' yet?

Wanting more details is pretty normal. Your overly heated response is not.


Yes. You are 'just asking questions'
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/Its totally reasonable to first determine if he was crisis actor or lizard person, before we can consider a fault occurring in a Tesla
 
2021-03-06 1:32:52 PM  
2 votes:

Dryad: Likwit: I'm gonna say there's probably more to this story than we're getting. Like the lady in China who's Tesla "suddenly caught fire" but it turned out she had extensive damage to the underbody from hitting something.

Wow.
A totally unexpected answer from the resident Tesla apologist, Tesla employee, Tesla stock holder, and Tesla club organizer.
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/Have you guys declared the owner of the Tesla in the article a 'suppressive person' yet?


Wanting more details is pretty normal. Your overly heated response is not.
 
2021-03-06 1:25:13 PM  
2 votes:

KarmicDisaster: You would think that they would be required to investigate something like this. If this happened in a garage people could die.


But if a Tesla killed them, it means it was the will of Musk, meaning they obviously deserved it. Duh.
 
2021-03-06 1:01:27 PM  
2 votes:

Sexy Jesus: Let's all wring our hands over Tesla's catching fire because that never happens with gas vehicles.

/Model 3 SR here


When parked at night for several hours not being used it is pretty difficult to see that happening yes.
 
2021-03-06 10:03:38 AM  
2 votes:

dirkfunk: Is this the thread where a bunch of totally unqualified people make sweeping statements about a car fire, get a bunch of smart votes, and then we post a picture of how stupid fanbois are?


No.
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2021-03-07 8:20:41 AM  
1 vote:

steve_wmn: That does sound more likely. I feel like I would notice my engine is still running after I hit the button and I'd try again or otherwise try to get it to stop.  Then again I'm not 75 years old and hard of hearing.


Many cars, especially newer ones, shut the engine off when while you're stopped to save gas. After sitting in the car in your driveway for a couple minutes listening to the radio or looking at your phone, it's very easy to overlook that you haven't switched the ignition off. You know, 'cause the engine is off. I've done it. At some later point, the car decides it needs to run the engine for the sake of the heat, or the A/C, or to charge the battery.

Different car companies mitigate it different ways. My car just switches the ignition off after sitting for long enough, which is good because if you get out and lock it with the fob the only indication that the ignition is still on is the radio keeps going (provided it's loud enough to hear as you walk away). Many makes will beep annoyingly if you get out of the car and take your key with you while the ignition is still on. Of course, if you leave the key inside the car (and if you've got a garage, why not?) the car may be happy to keep starting the engine intermittently throughout the night.
 
2021-03-07 8:11:33 AM  
1 vote:

steve_wmn: sprgrss: Likwit: Keyless ignition cars kill and injure lots of people because they don't always shut off properly. They just sit there in the garage spewing dangerous gases. Toyota's are responsible for 17 deaths and 18 severe injuries. This is half of the total. They and the NHTSA have been aware of the issue for over a decade. Could they fix the problem? Probably very easily. And yet they refuse.

To be perfectly honest, I'm not terribly concerned about it. It's just funny how selective Fark's outrage is.

In other words people forgot to turn their cars off.

That does sound more likely. I feel like I would notice my engine is still running after I hit the button and I'd try again or otherwise try to get it to stop.  Then again I'm not 75 years old and hard of hearing.


I've had a couple of "oh wait the ignition is still on" moments, usually when I'm distracted and want to get out of the car fast with my new car. I don't know about the specifics of the Toyota, but the only warning you get on mine is a beep. What happens is that you pull in, stop, and the auto start stop shuts the engine off to save gas. You get used to it. Now the engine isn't running. Then you get distracted talking or rushing or whatever and maybe don't shift to park or maybe do, but the engine is still on but not running. Then you get out quick. There is a beep while the door is open, but you know, the thing is always beeping about your belts or car in your blind spot or the door open or the anti collision thing going off, so you shut the door. Now the car is there, the engine is not running at the moment, but the ignition is still on. It does not need the key once started. Maybe you keep the key in range of the car anyway in your house. After a while, the car will restart the engine to keep the battery charged or maintain your climate settings. Now the car is running in your garage and you don't know it because you forgot to press the button and didn't understand or hear the warning if there was one. I don't know the specifics of the Toyota that makes it prone to this, no warning? Still operates even if the key isn't right there once started? Does not restart when you take your foot off the brake if it is in Park? I dunno, but I can see how this could be dangerous.
 
2021-03-06 11:00:18 PM  
1 vote:

sprgrss: Likwit: I thought you might care more since you're always so ::concerned:: about Tesla Autopilot maybe hurting people. You have to be very irresponsible to be killed in a semi-autonomous vehicle. All it takes for a Toyota to kill you and your whole family is a teensy memory lapse.

Hey Elon fan boy, I don't think I've once posted anything about Tesla Autopilot.

You on the other hand, rush to the defense of Tesla whenever anything bad happens involving Tesla and also try to whatabout everything and anything Tesla farks up.

People not turning off their cars is not a design defect like, I don't know, a car that is shut off catching fire.


Awww. I can't respond to such an irrational outburst of emotion. Give me something to work with.
 
2021-03-06 10:54:57 PM  
1 vote:

Likwit: I thought you might care more since you're always so ::concerned:: about Tesla Autopilot maybe hurting people. You have to be very irresponsible to be killed in a semi-autonomous vehicle. All it takes for a Toyota to kill you and your whole family is a teensy memory lapse.


Hey Elon fan boy, I don't think I've once posted anything about Tesla Autopilot.

You on the other hand, rush to the defense of Tesla whenever anything bad happens involving Tesla and also try to whatabout everything and anything Tesla farks up.

People not turning off their cars is not a design defect like, I don't know, a car that is shut off catching fire.
 
2021-03-06 9:28:54 PM  
1 vote:

sprgrss: Likwit: Keyless ignition cars kill and injure lots of people because they don't always shut off properly. They just sit there in the garage spewing dangerous gases. Toyota's are responsible for 17 deaths and 18 severe injuries. This is half of the total. They and the NHTSA have been aware of the issue for over a decade. Could they fix the problem? Probably very easily. And yet they refuse.

To be perfectly honest, I'm not terribly concerned about it. It's just funny how selective Fark's outrage is.

In other words people forgot to turn their cars off.


I thought you might care more since you're always so ::concerned:: about Tesla Autopilot maybe hurting people. You have to be very irresponsible to be killed in a semi-autonomous vehicle. All it takes for a Toyota to kill you and your whole family is a teensy memory lapse.
 
2021-03-06 9:14:32 PM  
1 vote:

Likwit: Keyless ignition cars kill and injure lots of people because they don't always shut off properly. They just sit there in the garage spewing dangerous gases. Toyota's are responsible for 17 deaths and 18 severe injuries. This is half of the total. They and the NHTSA have been aware of the issue for over a decade. Could they fix the problem? Probably very easily. And yet they refuse.

To be perfectly honest, I'm not terribly concerned about it. It's just funny how selective Fark's outrage is.


In other words people forgot to turn their cars off.
 
2021-03-06 8:56:27 PM  
1 vote:

Likwit: Lexuses


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2021-03-06 8:27:17 PM  
1 vote:

sprgrss: Likwit: Like those Toyotas and Lexuses that killed a bunch of people with carbon monoxide when they failed to shut off. Toyota has been aware of the issue for a long time, but they won't fix it. When will the NHTSA act? Regulatory capture is terrifying. I wonder how much Akio paid them...

Wait what?


Keyless ignition cars kill and injure lots of people because they don't always shut off properly. They just sit there in the garage spewing dangerous gases. Toyota's are responsible for 17 deaths and 18 severe injuries. This is half of the total. They and the NHTSA have been aware of the issue for over a decade. Could they fix the problem? Probably very easily. And yet they refuse.

To be perfectly honest, I'm not terribly concerned about it. It's just funny how selective Fark's outrage is.
 
2021-03-06 8:02:25 PM  
1 vote:

Likwit: Like those Toyotas and Lexuses that killed a bunch of people with carbon monoxide when they failed to shut off. Toyota has been aware of the issue for a long time, but they won't fix it. When will the NHTSA act? Regulatory capture is terrifying. I wonder how much Akio paid them...


Wait what?
 
2021-03-06 7:53:14 PM  
1 vote:

2fardownthread: Well, the thread is dead. Got here too late.

Oh well. This will happen again. I will just have to be ready for the next time there is a major incident with this company and the NHTSA ignores it. I will give it a week.

Probably not two. More Teslas on the road was the headline of a few months ago. Those cars have been rattling around for awhile, with windows flying out and whatnot. If problems get ignored, then one can be sure that the probability of similar problems will increase, not decrease.

So we will go with one week as the over/under.

Probability of SOME OTHER event pushing it out of the headlines is higher than the probability of no incidents.


Like those Toyotas and Lexuses that killed a bunch of people with carbon monoxide when they failed to shut off. Toyota has been aware of the issue for a long time, but they won't fix it. When will the NHTSA act? Regulatory capture is terrifying. I wonder how much Akio paid them...
 
2021-03-06 5:31:11 PM  
1 vote:

Heliodorus: Likwit: Dryad: t3knomanser: Dryad: Many reputable companies build EV's.

Yeah, I'd buy an EV at the drop of a hat (well, once my current car dies, which is probably a decade out, I don't drive much), but I'd never buy the overpriced trash that is a Tesla. Steve Jobs is spinning in his grave over Musk stealing his reality distortion field.

Yup. Gave our Prius to one of the kids, went to replace it with another but at the time Hyundai had a more compelling EV offering. Loved it, went to get a second to replace another aging vehicle, but they were out due to the pandemic. So we wound up with a Honda EV. So currently 3 EV's from 3 different companies. No trouble with parts falling off of any of them. Also, unlike Tesla, none of those manufacturers have issued warnings that if we drive through a puddle the bumpers can fall off.
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Never had a complaint about any of them, and if I did, there are dealers that will actually repair them under warranty without first ignoring us, questioning our existence, personally doxxing us online, and then fighting in court with the NTSB for years before deigning to stoop to actually acknowledging the problem.

What Honda EV?

Honda E. They live in Japan or Europe.

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Or they are playing the grey import game.


I think Honda has an all electric Clarity in the states. That's not out here in Japan. At least not to my knowledge.
 
2021-03-06 5:01:42 PM  
1 vote:

common sense is an oxymoron: Likwit: common sense is an oxymoron: Likwit: Dryad: Likwit: Dryad: This is no longer a car company, its a religion

Nah. Hating Tesla/EVs is a religion.

Tesla's and EV's are two different things. Many reputable companies build EV's.

Some of the best EVs on the market right now come from absolute scumbag companies. Ford and VW, for instance. Dunno about GM, but I'd be willing to bet they've done a bunch of crappy stuff.

At least their CEOs haven't accused anyone of pedophila for pointing out the flaws in their ideas.

Yes. We should base our decisions on Tweets.

Don't know about you, but for me tweets like that are also "crappy stuff" and as good a reason not to buy his product as anything some other automaker may have done in the past not to buy theirs.


Yeah, it's crappy, but it's the actions of an individual. Akio Toyoda is a dick, but if Toyota announced that they were releasing a surprise 7-seat family EV tomorrow, I'd camp out at the dealership tonight.
 
2021-03-06 4:47:50 PM  
1 vote:

common sense is an oxymoron: Likwit: Dryad: Likwit: Dryad: This is no longer a car company, its a religion

Nah. Hating Tesla/EVs is a religion.

Tesla's and EV's are two different things. Many reputable companies build EV's.

Some of the best EVs on the market right now come from absolute scumbag companies. Ford and VW, for instance. Dunno about GM, but I'd be willing to bet they've done a bunch of crappy stuff.

At least their CEOs haven't accused anyone of pedophila for pointing out the flaws in their ideas.


Yes. We should base our decisions on Tweets.
 
2021-03-06 3:32:26 PM  
1 vote:

Bslim: dirkfunk: Is this the thread where a bunch of totally unqualified people make sweeping statements about a car fire, get a bunch of smart votes, and then we post a picture of how stupid fanbois are?

No, this is the thread where you suck-off a billionaire who wouldn't piss on you OR your car if you were on fire.


To be fair, if I were on fire, a billionaire pissing on my car wouldn't help so I'd hope they'd at least have the decency to pop a squat somewhere else.
 
2021-03-06 2:44:40 PM  
1 vote:

Dryad: Many reputable companies build EV's.


Yeah, I'd buy an EV at the drop of a hat (well, once my current car dies, which is probably a decade out, I don't drive much), but I'd never buy the overpriced trash that is a Tesla. Steve Jobs is spinning in his grave over Musk stealing his reality distortion field.
 
2021-03-06 1:56:19 PM  
1 vote:

lifeslammer: KarmicDisaster: You would think that they would be required to investigate something like this. If this happened in a garage people could die.  Maybe this means Tesla already knows what the problem is.

HAHAHAHAH you think someone who ignores problems, guts every aspect of the service department, has a year + waiting list for minor repairs and avoids accountability at all costs is going to do a farking thing about this?


You think Tesla has a year wait for repairs?
 
2021-03-06 1:44:47 PM  
1 vote:

Dryad: This is no longer a car company, its a religion


Nah. Hating Tesla/EVs is a religion.
 
2021-03-06 1:44:15 PM  
1 vote:

Representative of the unwashed masses: Sexy Jesus: Let's all wring our hands over Tesla's catching fire because that never happens with gas vehicles.

/Model 3 SR here

When parked at night for several hours not being used it is pretty difficult to see that happening yes.


Ford says Hi and sorry about your house burning down.

Cruise deactivation switch recall

Ran an unswitched, unfused power feed to the cruise deactivation switch (which screws into the master cylinder).

When the switch started to leak, which is an expected failure mode in a diaphragm type pressure switch, the leaking brake fluid would cause a short circuit that made the switch get hot and the brake fluid would catch fire.  These vehicles were catching fire in driveways, in carports, in garages....pretty much everywhere you could park them.

But yeah, catches on fire while "parked at night for several hours not being used" is only a Tesla thing.
 
2021-03-06 1:10:02 PM  
1 vote:
I'm gonna say there's probably more to this story than we're getting. Like the lady in China who's Tesla "suddenly caught fire" but it turned out she had extensive damage to the underbody from hitting something.
 
2021-03-06 12:44:34 PM  
1 vote:

Joey Jo Jo Jr Shabadu: LoneVVolf: "Other users were also conflicted over whether the owner's insurance company should pay to fix the car or if the damages should be covered by the car manufacturer."

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I'm no mechanic, but I don't think that one's getting repaired...

No, that'll buff right out.


You'd be surprised.  If it was a warbird, someone would restore it.
 
2021-03-06 12:28:42 PM  
1 vote:
Remember how fast they dogpiled the guy whose Model X front wheel fell off while driving a week after he bought the car?
Claimed he wasn't a real Tesla  owner, claimed his identity was fake, claimed he was trying to manipulate stock prices, etc.
Even after it was determined it was a real problem, with a real owner, of a real car, they changed to shiat like this;

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They literally acknowledged a brand new $100k car had a farking front wheel fall off while driving, and took turns attacking the owner for selfishly inconveniencing Tesla by demanding they to fix it.
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2021-03-06 11:15:19 AM  
1 vote:

Bslim: dirkfunk: Is this the thread where a bunch of totally unqualified people make sweeping statements about a car fire, get a bunch of smart votes, and then we post a picture of how stupid fanbois are?

No, this is the thread where you suck-off a billionaire who wouldn't piss on you OR your car if you were on fire.


Your reaction says so much more about you than you intended.
 
2021-03-06 11:01:31 AM  
1 vote:

born_yesterday: "I STILL believe Tesla makes great cars"

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If it was well made it wouldnt have randomly burst into flames
 
2021-03-06 8:09:54 AM  
1 vote:
Tesla does not have a PR team
 
2021-03-06 8:03:55 AM  
1 vote:
Is this the thread where a bunch of totally unqualified people make sweeping statements about a car fire, get a bunch of smart votes, and then we post a picture of how stupid fanbois are?
 
2021-03-06 7:14:44 AM  
1 vote:
"I STILL believe Tesla makes great cars"

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