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2021-03-06 1:49:48 AM  
What, no residuals?

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2021-03-06 6:34:44 AM  
So a turkey crashes into a dentist's office and says:
__________
 
2021-03-06 6:39:46 AM  
i'll fill your cavity, mr turkey

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2021-03-06 6:54:11 AM  

Resident Muslim: So a turkey crashes into a dentist's office and says:
__________


"Put a bite block in this mouth mother effer!" Then leaves with the receptionist.
 
2021-03-06 7:05:15 AM  
Three weeks before the start of spring turkey season.
 
2021-03-06 7:07:32 AM  
Turkeys are assholes.
 
2021-03-06 7:11:03 AM  

Resident Muslim: So a turkey crashes into a dentist's office and says:
__________


"Give me the nitrous, I'm making you all extra sleepy motherfarkers"
 
2021-03-06 7:14:09 AM  
Incidents like this are rarer than hen's teeth.
 
2021-03-06 7:33:08 AM  

mattgsx: Turkeys are assholes.


Nah.  Geese are assholes.  Turkeys go out of their way to give you a wide berth.
 
2021-03-06 7:42:38 AM  

dittybopper: mattgsx: Turkeys are assholes.

Nah.  Geese are assholes.  Turkeys go out of their way to give you a wide berth.


Uhh...

https://newyork.cbslocal.com/2016/02/​1​6/wild-turkeys-mailman/
 
2021-03-06 7:52:09 AM  
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2021-03-06 8:08:08 AM  

Marcos P: dittybopper: mattgsx: Turkeys are assholes.

Nah.  Geese are assholes.  Turkeys go out of their way to give you a wide berth.

Uhh...

https://newyork.cbslocal.com/2016/02/1​6/wild-turkeys-mailman/


Look at Hillsdale on Google Eatth.  Then come back here and explain why that might be more likely.
 
2021-03-06 9:23:42 AM  

Resident Muslim: So a turkey crashes into a dentist's office and says:
__________


"I gobbled subby's mom"
 
2021-03-06 9:52:44 AM  
"As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could floss."

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2021-03-06 10:08:25 AM  
"I managed to shoot my first turkey today. Scared the hell out my Dentist, though."
 
2021-03-06 10:18:54 AM  
Speaking of forceful turkeys...
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2021-03-06 1:36:31 PM  
FTFA: "...might have saw its reflection....". Saw? SAW?!?!
 
2021-03-06 1:51:40 PM  

Resident Muslim: So a turkey crashes into a dentist's office and says:
__________


Just a crown please.
 
2021-03-06 1:53:34 PM  
Les Nessman has been redeemed.
 
2021-03-06 2:03:23 PM  
Imagine being the employee in this case and having to call up your boss and inform them that a turkey broke a window, hopped in, and destroyed some of the interior of your office. That would have to be one of the strangest phone calls of your life. Do you think they'd believe you?
 
2021-03-06 2:27:12 PM  

doomsdayaddams: FTFA: "...might have saw its reflection....". Saw? SAW?!?!


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