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(TMZ)   Nicolas Cage gets married for the fifth time. After a short honeymoon in Vegas, it's only a matter of time before he's leaving Las Vegas   (tmz.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Marriage, 56-year-old actor, 26-year-old Riko Shibata, Nic's last name, Nevada, Nicolas Cage, Las Vegas, Nevada, Engagement  
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2021-03-05 9:31:44 PM  
Maybe he shouldn't get married so much.
"Leaving Las Vegas" - Maybe I shouldn't breathe so much, Terri ha ha.
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2021-03-05 9:42:20 PM  
Half of his money will be gone in 60 seconds.
 
2021-03-05 10:00:42 PM  
Hopefully he's sober this time.  I believe the last marriage got annulled within 24 hours.
 
2021-03-05 10:07:02 PM  
Jesus, Nic, stop with the drugs.
 
2021-03-05 10:08:07 PM  
I'm sure this one will last weeks.  She's 26!

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2021-03-05 10:10:05 PM  
She's cute, with the dead eyes of a shark.
 
2021-03-05 10:32:00 PM  
The records show Riko took Nic's last name

She doesn't look like a Coppola.

After they face off in divorce court, I'm sure she'll sell the rock he gave her and he'll be left behind. Don't laugh, it could happen to you and then you'll drive angry to your one bedroom apartment.

106 credits? Someone else go next.
 
2021-03-05 10:32:59 PM  
And William Shatner called to tell you that's a really bad rug.
 
2021-03-06 12:20:08 AM  
Wait 'til they have a kid named Arizona, and she has raise it herself, because he was KILLED BY BEES!
 
2021-03-06 12:25:34 AM  

PaulRB: I'm sure this one will last weeks.  She's 26!

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2021-03-06 12:27:09 AM  
Don't lose that stuffed bunny, Nic!
 
2021-03-06 12:28:42 AM  

Mugato: The records show Riko took Nic's last name

She doesn't look like a Coppola.

After they face off in divorce court, I'm sure she'll sell the rock he gave her and he'll be left behind. Don't laugh, it could happen to you and then you'll drive angry to your one bedroom apartment.

106 credits? Someone else go next.


RIKO COPPALA!
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2021-03-06 12:30:40 AM  
He's trying to beat Larry King's record....
 
2021-03-06 12:48:00 AM  
I ain't even gonna judge. He's rich, loves life, and does whatever the f*ck he wants. Nic Cage is a goddamn treasure.
 
2021-03-06 1:07:41 AM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: I ain't even gonna judge. He's rich, loves life, and does whatever the f*ck he wants. Nic Cage is a goddamn treasure.


A national treasure?
 
2021-03-06 1:10:39 AM  
Hey, whatever, good on him. Is it "real love"? Will it last? Who knows and who cares. It's their lives.
About 25 years ago I dated a lovely lady from Japan for many years. Most amazing woman I ever dated. Unfortunately, she had no desire to live in the US, and I was fairly new, bright eyed and bushy tailed, living on the beach in SoCal and didn't want to give that up. Did spend three years living in Japan, but ultimately, it wasn't for me at the time. Looking back at it now, yeah, wrong move Shirley, but those years since had extremely good times as well. It's live, I guess.
Back to the topic. Would I date a Japanese woman half my age at this point? Well, if she doesn't mind being disappointed, I'm all in. I don't have Nick Cage's bank account, though.
 
2021-03-06 1:18:41 AM  
An irresponsible comic book nerd marrying a Japanese woman half his age?

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2021-03-06 1:28:14 AM  
enjoy the stretched out nasty saggy, gold digger. having to fight back the involuntary upchuck gets easier over time.
 
2021-03-06 1:31:34 AM  
I bet no son ever disappointed his father more

than when Nic Cage threw his son off the deck on drunk June morning; and he just fell to the ground.
 
2021-03-06 1:35:12 AM  

sinko swimo: enjoy the stretched out nasty saggy, gold digger. having to fight back the involuntary upchuck gets easier over time.


She's Japanese. They love weird shiat.
 
2021-03-06 2:06:34 AM  

sinko swimo: enjoy the stretched out nasty saggy, gold digger. having to fight back the involuntary upchuck gets easier over time.


Be careful if he breaks out the water sports!

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2021-03-06 3:26:29 AM  
Don't ever marry a woman who forces you to sell your comic book collection.
 
2021-03-06 4:20:55 AM  

SurelyShirley: Would I date a Japanese woman half my age at this point? Well, if she doesn't mind being disappointed, I'm all in.


If you manage to get all in, then it's just your rhythm you need to work on, so she won't be disappointed.
 
2021-03-06 6:20:44 AM  
leaving las vegas is so dull
I'm drunk! ha HA!
I'm getting my dick sucked! ha HA!
i rarely give up on movies but this one was blehhhh
 
2021-03-06 7:17:16 AM  

sinko swimo: enjoy the stretched out nasty saggy, gold digger. having to fight back the involuntary upchuck gets easier over time.


Just like when one reads the comments of a rape apologist I guess.
 
2021-03-06 7:45:52 AM  

PaulRB: I'm sure this one will last weeks.  She's 26!

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Him: She's the love of my life.
Her: He's my ticket to a Green Card.

Change my mind.
 
2021-03-06 9:48:30 AM  
Matchstick Men was a good movie.
 
2021-03-06 10:01:12 AM  
How big was the Rock on her hand?
 
2021-03-06 10:29:54 AM  
I thought he was broke?
 
2021-03-06 11:03:21 AM  

cheap_thoughts: I thought he was broke?


He's had tax problems and went crazy buying castles and shiat but that was a while ago. He's made like 50 movies since then. Mostly straight to video but still.
 
2021-03-06 11:14:41 AM  
Give her the check right now.  Save yourself the embrassment.
/Stevie Wonder can see how this will end.
 
2021-03-06 11:16:12 AM  

Mugato: cheap_thoughts: I thought he was broke?

He's had tax problems and went crazy buying castles and shiat but that was a while ago. He's made like 50 movies since then. Mostly straight to video but still.


Eric Robert's should have billions then.
 
2021-03-06 11:19:19 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Give her the check right now.  Save yourself the embrassment. /Stevie Wonder can see how this will end.


He's very superstitious.
 
2021-03-06 11:19:40 AM  
My first marriage was when I was in the military. I had been with her for almost 2 years before we married (a year before I joined), and it was over 3 years later.

I did not propose to my second wife until she was 5 months pregnant with our son. We had been together a little over 5 months :| and instead of a big wedding, we ran down to Toledo (easier to get the license in Ohio, rather than Michigan) and got married by a preacher on the steps of City Hall. That was 29 years ago TODAY (yes, it is our anniversary).

Nic needs to understand, he is a movie star. He whores himself out for any movie, no matter how bad, yet seems to think he needs to put a ring on it to fark it. WTF? He can get more premium tail than what we've seen him get... so it's kind of strange. A well-known actor should be able to score a fresh girl every week without spending a lot of cash, or committing to anything. If he wants to settle down, he needs to back up and take a LOT more time considering his options before jumping into it.

Is it drugs? Booze? Marrying people within days of meeting them is impulsive behavior the first time, insane behavior after that.
 
2021-03-06 11:23:57 AM  

LesserEvil: Nic needs to understand, he is a movie star. He whores himself out for any movie, no matter how bad, yet seems to think he needs to put a ring on it to fark it.


It was all a misunderstanding.

The phone rang and he answered, "I'll do it! Hello". He thought it was a new movie role but it was the girl proposing. But he had already said yes so there they are.
 
2021-03-06 11:54:55 AM  

docilej: Don't ever marry a woman who forces you to sell your comic book collection.


have more of a backbone and don't let anyone force you to do anything.  that's a you problem not a them problem.
 
2021-03-06 1:50:51 PM  

ZMugg: PaulRB: I'm sure this one will last weeks.  She's 26!

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Him: She's the love of my life.
Her: He's my ticket to a Green Card.

Change my mind.


She is Japanese. It has been many decades since the time when Japanese women would be trying to get a green card by marriage. Now if she were from the Philippines...
 
2021-03-06 2:05:35 PM  
His hair is a bird so Nic Cage doesn't care what anyone thinks of his marriages.
 
2021-03-06 5:49:07 PM  
The wedding dress is pretty.  Shame it has to slum next to a generic tux.
 
2021-03-06 11:54:52 PM  
Wishing Nic and Riko all the best.
 
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