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2021-03-05 7:55:36 PM  
At this point I would be just fine with Bill Gates controlling the supreme Court. The chances of good legally sound decisions would go up.
 
2021-03-05 8:16:30 PM  
Good.
 
2021-03-05 9:00:55 PM  
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2021-03-05 9:36:13 PM  
Judgement not found
 
2021-03-05 9:52:23 PM  
To destroy the tracking device in your cell phone. Place the cell phone in your microwave for 1 min and 30 seconds. On high.

This will create a feedback loop that targets the tracking device in the cell phone, effectively disabling it from any further tracking ability.
 
2021-03-05 9:56:39 PM  
Oh, no. Bill Gates will be totally Ruthless controlling the Supreme Court.
 
2021-03-05 10:08:16 PM  

blastoh: [Fark user image 425x478]


Do Christian Conservatives for Trump remember that the vaccines began under Trump?
 
2021-03-05 10:08:33 PM  
Good luck trying to bribe him.
 
2021-03-05 10:09:05 PM  
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2021-03-05 10:09:24 PM  

blastoh: [Fark user image 425x478]


That chip was to keep track of the boxes incase it gets stolen. The shots have much smaller chips.
 
2021-03-05 10:09:32 PM  

eurotrader: At this point I would be just fine with Bill Gates controlling the supreme Court. The chances of good legally sound decisions would go up.


Would decisions from lower courts stand if the SC crashes?
 
2021-03-05 10:12:42 PM  

ChrisDe: blastoh: [Fark user image 425x478]

Do Christian Conservatives for Trump remember that the vaccines began under Trump?


Most of Fark sure doesn't.
 
2021-03-05 10:13:07 PM  
The older justices will likely need a reboot once a day.
 
2021-03-05 10:14:21 PM  
Bullshiat, this is the year of the Linux SCOTUS.
 
2021-03-05 10:14:51 PM  

big pig peaches: ChrisDe: blastoh: [Fark user image 425x478]

Do Christian Conservatives for Trump remember that the vaccines began under Trump?

Most of Fark sure doesn't.


Yes, vaccinations started under Trump (because European corporations finished theirs and got it to us), but as with everything else, he farked it up by lying to the states about how many doses were available.
 
2021-03-05 10:15:52 PM  
Turning all the blue states into blue screen of death states.
 
2021-03-05 10:16:55 PM  
hmmm kind of a weird news flash. must not be anything important to talk about.
 
2021-03-05 10:17:46 PM  
Isn't he a simple farmer?

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2021-03-05 10:18:03 PM  
In a 9 - 0 landmark injection.
 
2021-03-05 10:18:45 PM  

kbronsito: eurotrader: At this point I would be just fine with Bill Gates controlling the supreme Court. The chances of good legally sound decisions would go up.

Would decisions from lower courts stand if the SC crashes?


Blue Screen of Justice?
 
2021-03-05 10:20:16 PM  
Well, OK
 
2021-03-05 10:20:41 PM  
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2021-03-05 10:21:56 PM  

LordJiro: big pig peaches: ChrisDe: blastoh: [Fark user image 425x478]

Do Christian Conservatives for Trump remember that the vaccines began under Trump?

Most of Fark sure doesn't.

Yes, vaccinations started under Trump (because European corporations finished theirs and got it to us), but as with everything else, he farked it up by lying to the states about how many doses were available.


Thank you DJT for doing the minimum another PotUS would have done, while calling it all a lie.
 
2021-03-05 10:22:50 PM  
kavanaugh.exe has encountered an error and needs to close.

0x674b2384 BEER_NOT_FOUND
 
2021-03-05 10:27:40 PM  
"I have a question for the court. Have you considered upgrading Justice Thomas?"
 
2021-03-05 10:28:04 PM  

eurotrader: At this point I would be just fine with Bill Gates controlling the supreme Court. The chances of good legally sound decisions would go up.


Wait until the Conservative majority crashes with the Blue Screen of Death.
 
2021-03-05 10:28:09 PM  

blastoh: [Fark user image image 425x478]


Magnified 100,000 time?  Man, the hand holding that chip must be tiny!

I wonder who might have hands that small...
 
2021-03-05 10:29:41 PM  
That's ridiculous. I got my first vaccine dose yesterday and just think Bill Gates is great.  I think he should be president.  I have been thinking about it a lot since yesterday.
 
2021-03-05 10:29:56 PM  
The remote control looks like an Xbox controller.
 
2021-03-05 10:37:43 PM  

FaygoMaster: blastoh: [Fark user image image 425x478]

Magnified 100,000 time?  Man, the hand holding that chip must be tiny!

I wonder who might have hands that small...


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2021-03-05 10:38:11 PM  

eurotrader: At this point I would be just fine with Bill Gates controlling the supreme Court. The chances of good legally sound decisions would go up.


This If only. If only.


ChrisDe: blastoh: [Fark user image 425x478]

Do Christian Conservatives for Trump remember that the vaccines began under Trump?


Gates was around while Trump was president. If Gates wants nano-bots in the vaccines then the vaccines will have nano-bots. Trump was easy to play.
 
2021-03-05 10:38:13 PM  
what took so long?
 
2021-03-05 10:40:43 PM  

LordJiro: big pig peaches: ChrisDe: blastoh: [Fark user image 425x478]

Do Christian Conservatives for Trump remember that the vaccines began under Trump?

Most of Fark sure doesn't.

Yes, vaccinations started under Trump (because European corporations finished theirs and got it to us), but as with everything else, he farked it up by lying to the states about how many doses were available.


Your perception of reality is colored by your personal opinions. And it is wrong.
 
2021-03-05 10:50:50 PM  
Why does getting vaccinated get reported as if it's some kind of super important news? Everybody gets it anyway. Why don't I get my own press conference when I get my annual vaccines?! I want the spotlight, too! I'm a hero for getting vaccinated!
 
2021-03-05 10:52:21 PM  

GreenSun: Why does getting vaccinated get reported as if it's some kind of super important news? Everybody gets it anyway. Why don't I get my own press conference when I get my annual vaccines?! I want the spotlight, too! I'm a hero for getting vaccinated!


Because you don't have an instagram.
 
2021-03-05 10:53:22 PM  

optikeye: To destroy the tracking device in your cell phone. Place the cell phone in your microwave for 1 min and 30 seconds. On high.

This will create a feedback loop that targets the tracking device in the cell phone, effectively disabling it from any further tracking ability.


Don't forget to wrap it completely in aluminium foil first. That will keep the network from detecting the location where the tracking chip was deactivated.
 
2021-03-05 10:54:01 PM  
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Only with Judges.
 
2021-03-05 10:54:40 PM  

GreenSun: Why does getting vaccinated get reported as if it's some kind of super important news? Everybody gets it anyway. Why don't I get my own press conference when I get my annual vaccines?! I want the spotlight, too! I'm a hero for getting vaccinated!


Propaganda to encourage others to get vaccinated.
 
2021-03-05 11:06:01 PM  
All Supreme Court justices have been vaccinated against Covid

Even Roger Taney?
 
2021-03-05 11:06:22 PM  
The volume of gas exiting my butthole is just as disturbing than the tap water turning frogs gay.
 
2021-03-05 11:20:51 PM  

Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: FaygoMaster: blastoh: [Fark user image image 425x478]

Magnified 100,000 time?  Man, the hand holding that chip must be tiny!

I wonder who might have hands that small...

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No one said anything about him.

Me thinks doth protest too much.
 
2021-03-05 11:39:12 PM  

ChrisDe: blastoh: [Fark user image 425x478]

Do Christian Conservatives for Trump remember that the vaccines began under Trump?


They do not remember that Conservatives started the cancel culture back inn 2003 when they called for a boycott of the Dixie Chicks, or in 2011 when they called for a boycott of Campbell's for introducing a line of halal soups, or in 2012 when they called for a boycott of Nabisco for making a rainbow Oreo, or 2015 when they (for the first but not the last time) called for a boycott of Starbucks for their holiday cups, so of course they will not remember that vaccines began under Trump. They truly are the masters of selective memory.
 
2021-03-05 11:41:42 PM  

optikeye: To destroy the tracking device in your cell phone. Place the cell phone in your microwave for 1 min and 30 seconds. On high.

This will create a feedback loop that targets the tracking device in the cell phone, effectively disabling it from any further tracking ability.


Good news everybody!

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/and chances are you read that in his choice
 
2021-03-05 11:43:53 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: kavanaugh.exe has encountered an error and needs to close.

0x674b2384 BEER_NOT_FOUND


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2021-03-05 11:46:53 PM  

Archie Goodwin: [i.pinimg.com image 527x746]
Only with Judges.


Where is Windows ME?

/I had ME
//Vista
///XP

1 out of 3
 
2021-03-05 11:52:05 PM  

GreenSun: Why does getting vaccinated get reported as if it's some kind of super important news? Everybody gets it anyway. Why don't I get my own press conference when I get my annual vaccines?! I want the spotlight, too! I'm a hero for getting vaccinated!


Lucky you.  When I checked yesterday:

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2021-03-05 11:54:41 PM  
  I got my battery yesterday, WOOOHOO!

First shot is the tracking chip, second is the battery right?
 
2021-03-05 11:58:16 PM  

Chevello: I got my battery yesterday, WOOOHOO!

First shot is the tracking chip, second is the battery right?


the battery is first

/then they start tracking you
//then the murders began
 
2021-03-06 12:01:38 AM  
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2021-03-06 12:01:48 AM  

Fark me all night long: Archie Goodwin: [i.pinimg.com image 527x746]
Only with Judges.

Where is Windows ME?

/I had ME
//Vista
///XP

1 out of 3


It's just something amusing I've found in my travels across the 'net and as I have never owned a copy of Windows I couldn't tell you what's missing.
 
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