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2021-03-05 11:12:57 PM  
4 votes:
If they run over him with a tank tread and flatten him then they can fax him to the nearest hospital to be fixed.
 
2021-03-05 11:12:55 PM  
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/obscure?
 
2021-03-05 11:22:09 PM  
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TeddyRooseveltsMustache: The article doesn't say. But I'm betting some Gomer threw a grenade too shallow.


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Gumby with a brick, not Gomer with a grenade
 
2021-03-05 10:57:25 PM  
3 votes:
First thing I thought of.

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2021-03-05 11:20:24 PM  
2 votes:
Sgt. Hulka does not approve...
 
2021-03-05 11:12:19 PM  
2 votes:

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Just watched that tonight. Must have known this was coming.
 
2021-03-05 11:06:05 PM  
2 votes:
Would you like to know more?
 
2021-03-06 1:52:09 AM  
1 vote:
Doesn't matter how many rules, how many signs, how many red flags, how many gates or fences you have. Some prick will ignore one or all of them and then some sucker ends up in a danger template trying to do his job, just before live fire commences. More flags and signs will fix that!
 
2021-03-06 1:32:34 AM  
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2021-03-06 1:08:35 AM  
1 vote:
So in basic training, we were doing a live fire exercise. We had to move in pairs from cover to cover while shooting at targets at the end of the course.
Drill Sergeant explained we'd run to a position and provide cover fire while our buddy moved up to the next position, then he'd shoot the targets while the first guy ran to the next spot.
The guy I was paired with raises his hand and asks "So.....I'm supposed to shoot my buddy?" I say to the DS "I am NOT doing this with him. I don't care how many push ups you give me, there is no way in hell I'm going to be near him with live ammo." The DS explained it again, but he still looked confused. They ended up having him sit that one out.
I'm just farking glad he asked instead of just going with his gut.
 
2021-03-06 12:32:08 AM  
1 vote:

stevecore: So literally every death is a template. Every single one says the same "it is our deep regrets". And "our thoughts are with their family". Did they do a psych study and find that those words defuse the family the best? I'm not even joking. They probably have done a study on it


tax payer dollars are carte blanche to think tank every possible scenario of What If? life has to offer. those at the highest levels of life have huge sets of trading cards detailing whatever one may need to know. they're collectable, they're tradable, and there is great art on one side of each card in every set.
 
2021-03-06 12:23:47 AM  
1 vote:

Redh8t: stevecore: So literally every death is a template. Every single one says the same "it is our deep regrets". And "our thoughts are with their family". Did they do a psych study and find that those words defuse the family the best? I'm not even joking. They probably have done a study on it

Think of it like this.
You invited 5 million guests to your wedding, and received 1.3 million gifts.
Now, you and your new spouse need to thank them for their thoughtful gift and generosity.
After the hundred thousandth card, you'd probably come up with a template too...

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I'm sorry. That post was very callous. I didn't intend to denigrate anyone.
 
2021-03-06 12:15:15 AM  
1 vote:

Mole Man: First thing I thought of.



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You can visit my lawn anytime, fellow X'er

 
2021-03-06 12:08:01 AM  
1 vote:
So, are you whales in the military?
 
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