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3004 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Mar 2021 at 9:17 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-03-05 5:59:06 PM  
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2021-03-05 9:23:09 PM  
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2021-03-05 9:25:18 PM  

thealgorerhythm: [i.ytimg.com image 850x478]


I have a Mac Tonight beach towel

/CSB
 
2021-03-05 9:32:55 PM  

buntz: thealgorerhythm: [i.ytimg.com image 850x478]

I have a Mac Tonight beach towel

/CSB


Did it survive any shark attacks?
 
2021-03-05 9:33:14 PM  
Obviously the damned thing attracts predators
 
2021-03-05 9:33:17 PM  
Bit... by... SHARK do-do-do-do-do-do
 
2021-03-05 9:36:05 PM  
Next week, in Jane Doe vs. Baby Shark in the matter of egregious sexual harassment...
 
2021-03-05 9:40:18 PM  
Shark Party?
Anthony jeselnik shark party🤣
Youtube 095YAJzYcwE
 
2021-03-05 9:43:26 PM  
So the swimsuit saved itself?
 
2021-03-05 9:46:41 PM  
So the shark got a taste of your synthetic material swimsuit and changed its mind about eating you?
 
2021-03-05 9:55:27 PM  
More like 5/5 scars subby!
 
2021-03-05 9:59:19 PM  
Dialing the attention whore up to 11, right there.
 
2021-03-05 10:13:41 PM  
It sounds like the shark liked it till he tasted it.
 
2021-03-05 10:18:14 PM  

daffy: It sounds like the shark liked it till he tasted it.


We've all been there.
 
2021-03-05 11:48:53 PM  
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2021-03-06 12:39:13 AM  

ChrisDe: daffy: It sounds like the shark liked it till he tasted it.

We've all been there.


Synthetic, non-breathable fabric.
Add frolicking in the sun.
 
2021-03-06 5:45:56 PM  

El_Dan: Dialing the attention whore up to 11, right there.


Oh good grief. Stop, it's embarrassing. Seriously. Just stop.
 
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