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2021-03-05 11:39:34 PM  
Hugo
 
2021-03-06 1:09:01 AM  
name him Nero
 
2021-03-06 1:09:31 AM  
Pupper Doggoson
 
2021-03-06 1:10:13 AM  
Bad Touch
 
2021-03-06 1:11:43 AM  
Elvis. Cuz he ain't nothin but a hound dog.
 
2021-03-06 1:15:10 AM  
And also.... Dawwwwwww.
 
2021-03-06 1:15:11 AM  
Mortimer.
 
2021-03-06 1:15:55 AM  
Filbert
 
2021-03-06 1:19:35 AM  
Shmuck
 
2021-03-06 1:21:00 AM  
Warrant.

"Open the door! We've got Warrant!"
 
2021-03-06 1:21:32 AM  
Resisting.


They'll have to tell him to "stop" a lot, so it might as well be a phrase they're familiar with.
 
2021-03-06 1:40:05 AM  
Wrinkles
 
2021-03-06 1:40:45 AM  
Warning: Thread shiat.

Most police canines end up being euthanized when their service years come to an end.

They have been taught to be on "high-alert", are rewarded for being on "high-alert" and cannot understand why they are not anymore.

Using mankind's best friend to hunt, hurt, capture other humans is one of the most reprehensible things I know of.
Other than eating them--looking at YOU, Asia.
 
2021-03-06 1:41:34 AM  
That there is McGruff the crime dog
 
2021-03-06 1:47:28 AM  
Benjamin Button
 
2021-03-06 1:52:11 AM  
Snitch or Mauley
 
2021-03-06 1:54:58 AM  
That does not look like a happy pupper.  Don't you guys have a bed or something for him?  Poor little thing looks cold and scared.
 
2021-03-06 1:56:33 AM  
Detective Inspector Fluffykins.
 
2021-03-06 1:56:37 AM  
Pete.

Of course it's Pete! Look at him!
 
2021-03-06 2:00:48 AM  

freetomato: Pete.

Of course it's Pete! Look at him!


For pete's sake!
 
2021-03-06 2:03:44 AM  

Zevon's Evil Twin: Warning: Thread shiat.

Most police canines end up being euthanized when their service years come to an end.

They have been taught to be on "high-alert", are rewarded for being on "high-alert" and cannot understand why they are not anymore.

Using mankind's best friend to hunt, hurt, capture other humans is one of the most reprehensible things I know of.
Other than eating them--looking at YOU, Asia.


As a blood hound, it's probably search and rescue or a drug dog. I know, ACAB, but a lot of handlers get pretty attached. It is true though that when you rigorously train a dog for a certain activity they can really get basically depressed when they are no longer engaged.
 
2021-03-06 2:07:48 AM  
Sir Barkington, Earl of Slobbermouth
 
2021-03-06 2:08:51 AM  
I'm impressed. This article has three of my least favorite things: stupid Internet naming contests, the police, and puppies.
 
2021-03-06 2:09:58 AM  
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2021-03-06 2:10:50 AM  

Inaditch: I'm impressed. This article has three of my least favorite things: stupid Internet naming contests, the police, and puppies.


Farkied as ditchy mcditchface.
 
2021-03-06 2:23:49 AM  
MULLINS, S.C.

Mr. Mullins.
Or, they could give him to me and not have to worry about it.
 
2021-03-06 2:29:57 AM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: MULLINS, S.C.

Mr. Mullins.
Or, they could give him to me and not have to worry about it.


Serious question: do you have the most fantastically sarcastic fark profile?
 
2021-03-06 2:31:13 AM  
Bloody McBlubberFace

/cute pup 🐶
 
2021-03-06 2:31:37 AM  
Roger Pawtthau
 
2021-03-06 2:32:46 AM  
Pupper, son of Doggo, of House Boofer, First of his Name, Scourge of Clean Carpets, Terror of Squeaky Toys, Enjoyer of Cookies and Kibbles.
 
2021-03-06 2:33:28 AM  
Bah! Walter Pawtthau. Cmon fark, we need a small window edit button. You should get two minutes to clean up your drunken mess!
 
2021-03-06 2:34:55 AM  
Is that Hooch?
 
2021-03-06 2:38:19 AM  

Dr. DJ Duckhunt: Is that Hooch?


Hooch was a mastiff. This pupper reminds me of "the fox and the hound".
 
2021-03-06 2:39:55 AM  
Mully
Or to give him an air of formal, Lt. Mully
 
2021-03-06 2:56:51 AM  
Flash
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2021-03-06 3:09:48 AM  

valenumr: Inaditch: I'm impressed. This article has three of my least favorite things: stupid Internet naming contests, the police, and puppies.

Farkied as ditchy mcditchface.


I haven't been farkied in over a year. Was it good for you?
 
2021-03-06 3:12:04 AM  
Hubert.

Best in Show - Coonhound
Youtube OITNq0ED1y4
 
2021-03-06 3:12:55 AM  

Inaditch: valenumr: Inaditch: I'm impressed. This article has three of my least favorite things: stupid Internet naming contests, the police, and puppies.

Farkied as ditchy mcditchface.

I haven't been farkied in over a year. Was it good for you?


I'm having a hard time typing with all this sticky crap on my phone screen.
 
2021-03-06 3:40:35 AM  
Mostly Cadavers
 
2021-03-06 4:21:45 AM  

valenumr: As a blood hound, it's probably search and rescue or a drug dog.


Sniffapotomus.
 
2021-03-06 4:57:28 AM  
Skrote. 'Cause he's wrinkly.
 
2021-03-06 6:00:35 AM  
Killer
He is a cop, right?
 
2021-03-06 6:14:41 AM  
Sniffy McSnifferFace
 
2021-03-06 6:15:56 AM  

Zevon's Evil Twin: Warning: Thread shiat.

Most police canines end up being euthanized when their service years come to an end.

They have been taught to be on "high-alert", are rewarded for being on "high-alert" and cannot understand why they are not anymore.

Using mankind's best friend to hunt, hurt, capture other humans is one of the most reprehensible things I know of.
Other than eating them--looking at YOU, Asia.


This is so depressing it needs citation
 
2021-03-06 7:16:39 AM  
Puppy McGonnabedeadinfiveyears?
 
2021-03-06 7:20:02 AM  
Subby should have brought the "ugly-ass baby animal" headline out of retirement for this one.  That is one ugly puppy.
 
2021-03-06 7:20:40 AM  
Wilbur, Plopper, or Babe
 
2021-03-06 7:32:29 AM  
McGruff.

I thought that would be obvious.
 
2021-03-06 7:34:21 AM  

SumoJeb: That there is McGruff the crime dog


How did I miss that?

(._. )
 
2021-03-06 7:44:44 AM  
To soon for George Floyd?
 
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