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(KFOR Oklahoma City)   Herpetologist gets shelled   (kfor.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Tortoise, Felony, Galpagos tortoise, Federal Bureau of Investigation, Geochelone, OKLAHOMA CITY, Charles Darwin, Tortoises  
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2468 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Mar 2021 at 7:48 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-03-05 8:06:18 PM  
16 votes:
The turtle community frowns upon these shenanigans.

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2021-03-05 7:55:48 PM  
8 votes:
"...selling Galapagos tortoise hatchlings from the Herpetarium."

From now on, "The Herpetarium" is going to be my name for the state mental hospital.
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2021-03-05 9:25:54 PM  
4 votes:

baronbloodbath: What do you mean herpetologists don't know why it burns when I pee?!

I want a refund.


Quit lighting matches with your dick.
 
2021-03-05 8:05:30 PM  
4 votes:
"I was a herpetologist at the zoo until my conviction. Now I'm a slurpetologist at the 7-11."
 
2021-03-05 7:51:36 PM  
4 votes:
What do you mean herpetologists don't know why it burns when I pee?!

I want a refund.
 
2021-03-05 10:05:43 PM  
3 votes:
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2021-03-05 9:36:52 PM  
2 votes:
Splinter gonna be pissed....
 
2021-03-05 8:51:05 PM  
1 vote:
I was expecting him to have met his end like Chuckles the clown - shelled by a rogue elephant while dressed as Peter Peanut.
 
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