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(KFOR Oklahoma City)   Herpetologist gets shelled   (kfor.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Tortoise, Felony, Galpagos tortoise, Federal Bureau of Investigation, Geochelone, OKLAHOMA CITY, Charles Darwin, Tortoises  
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2473 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Mar 2021 at 7:48 PM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-03-05 6:32:30 PM  
Bad herpetologist

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2021-03-05 7:51:36 PM  
What do you mean herpetologists don't know why it burns when I pee?!

I want a refund.
 
2021-03-05 7:55:48 PM  
"...selling Galapagos tortoise hatchlings from the Herpetarium."

From now on, "The Herpetarium" is going to be my name for the state mental hospital.
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2021-03-05 8:05:30 PM  
"I was a herpetologist at the zoo until my conviction. Now I'm a slurpetologist at the 7-11."
 
2021-03-05 8:06:18 PM  
The turtle community frowns upon these shenanigans.

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2021-03-05 8:41:13 PM  
FTA: "...Joshua Taylor Lucas was charged with a single-count felony Information..."

That's some fine editing work there, Lou.
 
2021-03-05 8:51:05 PM  
I was expecting him to have met his end like Chuckles the clown - shelled by a rogue elephant while dressed as Peter Peanut.
 
2021-03-05 9:25:54 PM  

baronbloodbath: What do you mean herpetologists don't know why it burns when I pee?!

I want a refund.


Quit lighting matches with your dick.
 
2021-03-05 9:36:52 PM  
Splinter gonna be pissed....
 
2021-03-05 9:39:40 PM  
I expect they're probably quite tasty, too
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2021-03-05 10:05:43 PM  
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2021-03-05 10:22:05 PM  
What a piece of garbage. I'm so happy that they got him.
 
2021-03-06 8:03:14 AM  
Why dumbass tag?
He sold 21 turtles at 5000 a piece so he made $105,000.  He has to pay $32,500 in restitution so that leaves $72,500.  He also has to do 100 hours of community service so divide that by 100 and he made $725/hr.  9/10 would do again.
 
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