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2021-03-05 6:07:04 PM  
Kingman, Arizona.

500 single wide mobile homes in search of a city. It is hell there. The air is an aerosol of dust and human excrement. 

The people are not educated or decent enough to be called trash. It is Dumpster, Texas without the class. It is Toad Suck, Arkansas without the sophistication. It is Slidell, Louisiana without the culture. It makes Blythe, California look like an Alpha Global City.

It would be a perfect on-location filming site for the next Mad Max movie or any post-apocalyptic movie. It also would be perfect for a zombie movie as you could hire the residents as extras and not spend any money on special effects makeup. I have never met anyone from Kingman who's family tree actually forked.

If it caught fire tomorrow, no one could tell the difference. If you put a toxic chemical dump there, no one would notice because there would be no change from the current smell and genetic mutations. If a series of sharknadoes hit Kingman, the architecture afterwards would show no signs of any more damage than it already had.

The only things to do there are incest and suicide. I would tell you that you could at least be entertained by shooting rats at the town landfill, but even the rats have already left the city out of revulsion and the entire town is one enormous landfill. It has no future, but then again, it also has no present or past to speak of, either. I would comment on the state of the town's sewer system, but it literally has no sewer system. Human filth either collects in septic tanks that started first overflowing during the Clinton administration or flows freely into the street. Trust me, you would rather bathe in Jakarta, you would rather drink the water in Flint, and you would sooner shower with water directly from Dan Bongino's asshole than let the tap water of Kingman, Arizona touch your skin.

When there is literally no difference between the current state of the town you live in and if Nazi alien scientists from beyond the fifth dimension had been doing cruel, unnecessary, and deranged human experimentation on the residents for the past 100 years, it's time to leave.

This is an actual, unenhanced aerial photo of the place, probably before the pilot committed suicide by ramming his plane into the earth rather than spend another microsecond in Kingman, Arizona.

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2021-03-05 6:18:06 PM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Kingman, Arizona.

500 single wide mobile homes in search of a city. It is hell there. The air is an aerosol of dust and human excrement. 

The people are not educated or decent enough to be called trash. It is Dumpster, Texas without the class. It is Toad Suck, Arkansas without the sophistication. It is Slidell, Louisiana without the culture. It makes Blythe, California look like an Alpha Global City.

It would be a perfect on-location filming site for the next Mad Max movie or any post-apocalyptic movie. It also would be perfect for a zombie movie as you could hire the residents as extras and not spend any money on special effects makeup. I have never met anyone from Kingman who's family tree actually forked.

If it caught fire tomorrow, no one could tell the difference. If you put a toxic chemical dump there, no one would notice because there would be no change from the current smell and genetic mutations. If a series of sharknadoes hit Kingman, the architecture afterwards would show no signs of any more damage than it already had.

The only things to do there are incest and suicide. I would tell you that you could at least be entertained by shooting rats at the town landfill, but even the rats have already left the city out of revulsion and the entire town is one enormous landfill. It has no future, but then again, it also has no present or past to speak of, either. I would comment on the state of the town's sewer system, but it literally has no sewer system. Human filth either collects in septic tanks that started first overflowing during the Clinton administration or flows freely into the street. Trust me, you would rather bathe in Jakarta, you would rather drink the water in Flint, and you would sooner shower with water directly from Dan Bongino's asshole than let the tap water of Kingman, Arizona touch your skin.

When there is literally no difference between the current state of the town you live in and if Nazi alien scientists from beyond the fifth dimension had been doing cruel, unnecessary, and deranged human experimentation on the residents for the past 100 years, it's time to leave.

This is an actual, unenhanced aerial photo of the place, probably before the pilot committed suicide by ramming his plane into the earth rather than spend another microsecond in Kingman, Arizona.

[blog-assets.thedyrt.com image 850x566]


I spent a few days there like a decade ago on a contract job. You are not wrong.
 
2021-03-05 7:08:12 PM  
Funny how those who complain about the 'nanny state' act like children.
 
2021-03-05 7:26:52 PM  
Kingman is good for one thing: Stopping for gas and snacks on our AZ trip every year. We stopped at the Walmart once, otherwise, it's the same truck stop and nowhere else, just back on the road ASAP.
 
2021-03-05 7:33:25 PM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Kingman, Arizona.

500 single wide mobile homes in search of a city. It is hell there. The air is an aerosol of dust and human excrement. 

The people are not educated or decent enough to be called trash. It is Dumpster, Texas without the class. It is Toad Suck, Arkansas without the sophistication. It is Slidell, Louisiana without the culture. It makes Blythe, California look like an Alpha Global City.

It would be a perfect on-location filming site for the next Mad Max movie or any post-apocalyptic movie. It also would be perfect for a zombie movie as you could hire the residents as extras and not spend any money on special effects makeup. I have never met anyone from Kingman who's family tree actually forked.

If it caught fire tomorrow, no one could tell the difference. If you put a toxic chemical dump there, no one would notice because there would be no change from the current smell and genetic mutations. If a series of sharknadoes hit Kingman, the architecture afterwards would show no signs of any more damage than it already had.

The only things to do there are incest and suicide. I would tell you that you could at least be entertained by shooting rats at the town landfill, but even the rats have already left the city out of revulsion and the entire town is one enormous landfill. It has no future, but then again, it also has no present or past to speak of, either. I would comment on the state of the town's sewer system, but it literally has no sewer system. Human filth either collects in septic tanks that started first overflowing during the Clinton administration or flows freely into the street. Trust me, you would rather bathe in Jakarta, you would rather drink the water in Flint, and you would sooner shower with water directly from Dan Bongino's asshole than let the tap water of Kingman, Arizona touch your skin.

When there is literally no difference between the current state of the town you live in and if Nazi alien scientists from beyond the fifth dimension had been doing cruel, unnecessary, and deranged human experimentation on the residents for the past 100 years, it's time to leave.

This is an actual, unenhanced aerial photo of the place, probably before the pilot committed suicide by ramming his plane into the earth rather than spend another microsecond in Kingman, Arizona.

[blog-assets.thedyrt.com image 850x566]


When I lived in Flagstaff, Kingman was a good stopping point on my way to Las Vegas or Los Angeles. Other than that, no thanks.
 
2021-03-05 7:40:33 PM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Kingman, Arizona.

500 single wide mobile homes in search of a city. It is hell there. The air is an aerosol of dust and human excrement. 

The people are not educated or decent enough to be called trash. It is Dumpster, Texas without the class. It is Toad Suck, Arkansas without the sophistication. It is Slidell, Louisiana without the culture. It makes Blythe, California look like an Alpha Global City.

It would be a perfect on-location filming site for the next Mad Max movie or any post-apocalyptic movie. It also would be perfect for a zombie movie as you could hire the residents as extras and not spend any money on special effects makeup. I have never met anyone from Kingman who's family tree actually forked.

If it caught fire tomorrow, no one could tell the difference. If you put a toxic chemical dump there, no one would notice because there would be no change from the current smell and genetic mutations. If a series of sharknadoes hit Kingman, the architecture afterwards would show no signs of any more damage than it already had.

The only things to do there are incest and suicide. I would tell you that you could at least be entertained by shooting rats at the town landfill, but even the rats have already left the city out of revulsion and the entire town is one enormous landfill. It has no future, but then again, it also has no present or past to speak of, either. I would comment on the state of the town's sewer system, but it literally has no sewer system. Human filth either collects in septic tanks that started first overflowing during the Clinton administration or flows freely into the street. Trust me, you would rather bathe in Jakarta, you would rather drink the water in Flint, and you would sooner shower with water directly from Dan Bongino's asshole than let the tap water of Kingman, Arizona touch your skin.

When there is literally no difference between the current state of the town you live in and if Nazi alien scientists from beyond the fifth dimensi ...


The best thing about Kingman: it's not Quartzsite.
 
2021-03-05 7:43:07 PM  
Why are people so psycho about wearing masks? It's like protests against motorcycle helmet laws but worse.
 
2021-03-05 8:02:03 PM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Kingman, Arizona.

500 single wide mobile homes in search of a city. It is hell there. The air is an aerosol of dust and human excrement. 

The people are not educated or decent enough to be called trash. It is Dumpster, Texas without the class. It is Toad Suck, Arkansas without the sophistication. It is Slidell, Louisiana without the culture. It makes Blythe, California look like an Alpha Global City.

It would be a perfect on-location filming site for the next Mad Max movie or any post-apocalyptic movie. It also would be perfect for a zombie movie as you could hire the residents as extras and not spend any money on special effects makeup. I have never met anyone from Kingman who's family tree actually forked.

If it caught fire tomorrow, no one could tell the difference. If you put a toxic chemical dump there, no one would notice because there would be no change from the current smell and genetic mutations. If a series of sharknadoes hit Kingman, the architecture afterwards would show no signs of any more damage than it already had.

The only things to do there are incest and suicide. I would tell you that you could at least be entertained by shooting rats at the town landfill, but even the rats have already left the city out of revulsion and the entire town is one enormous landfill. It has no future, but then again, it also has no present or past to speak of, either. I would comment on the state of the town's sewer system, but it literally has no sewer system. Human filth either collects in septic tanks that started first overflowing during the Clinton administration or flows freely into the street. Trust me, you would rather bathe in Jakarta, you would rather drink the water in Flint, and you would sooner shower with water directly from Dan Bongino's asshole than let the tap water of Kingman, Arizona touch your skin.

When there is literally no difference between the current state of the town you live in and if Nazi alien scientists from beyond the fifth dimensi ...


BRAVO!
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That was brutal. Beautiful and brutal.
 
2021-03-05 9:16:02 PM  
The government is recommending we wear masks, what's next, is the government going to say I can't murder people? Farking communists.
 
2021-03-05 9:20:04 PM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Kingman, Arizona.

500 single wide mobile homes in search of a city. It is hell there. The air is an aerosol of dust and human excrement. 

The people are not educated or decent enough to be called trash. It is Dumpster, Texas without the class. It is Toad Suck, Arkansas without the sophistication. It is Slidell, Louisiana without the culture. It makes Blythe, California look like an Alpha Global City.

It would be a perfect on-location filming site for the next Mad Max movie or any post-apocalyptic movie. It also would be perfect for a zombie movie as you could hire the residents as extras and not spend any money on special effects makeup. I have never met anyone from Kingman who's family tree actually forked.

If it caught fire tomorrow, no one could tell the difference. If you put a toxic chemical dump there, no one would notice because there would be no change from the current smell and genetic mutations. If a series of sharknadoes hit Kingman, the architecture afterwards would show no signs of any more damage than it already had.

The only things to do there are incest and suicide. I would tell you that you could at least be entertained by shooting rats at the town landfill, but even the rats have already left the city out of revulsion and the entire town is one enormous landfill. It has no future, but then again, it also has no present or past to speak of, either. I would comment on the state of the town's sewer system, but it literally has no sewer system. Human filth either collects in septic tanks that started first overflowing during the Clinton administration or flows freely into the street. Trust me, you would rather bathe in Jakarta, you would rather drink the water in Flint, and you would sooner shower with water directly from Dan Bongino's asshole than let the tap water of Kingman, Arizona touch your skin.

When there is literally no difference between the current state of the town you live in and if Nazi alien scientists from beyond the fifth dimensi ...


Wasn't that where McVeigh lived while he planned the OKC bombing as well? Like, he wasn't from there originally, but that's where he set up shop to figure out exactly what terrorist attack he wanted to do and got some help figuring it out from a local.
 
2021-03-05 9:24:31 PM  
The one guy I know who is vehemently against masks lives in Kingman. He keeps saying it's because the mandate. The libertarian party line of we'd do it but you're making us so we're against it. I can guarantee he signed the petition
 
2021-03-05 9:24:45 PM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Kingman, Arizona.

500 single wide mobile homes in search of a city. It is hell there. The air is an aerosol of dust and human excrement. 

The people are not educated or decent enough to be called trash. It is Dumpster, Texas without the class. It is Toad Suck, Arkansas without the sophistication. It is Slidell, Louisiana without the culture. It makes Blythe, California look like an Alpha Global City.

It would be a perfect on-location filming site for the next Mad Max movie or any post-apocalyptic movie. It also would be perfect for a zombie movie as you could hire the residents as extras and not spend any money on special effects makeup. I have never met anyone from Kingman who's family tree actually forked.

If it caught fire tomorrow, no one could tell the difference. If you put a toxic chemical dump there, no one would notice because there would be no change from the current smell and genetic mutations. If a series of sharknadoes hit Kingman, the architecture afterwards would show no signs of any more damage than it already had.

The only things to do there are incest and suicide. I would tell you that you could at least be entertained by shooting rats at the town landfill, but even the rats have already left the city out of revulsion and the entire town is one enormous landfill. It has no future, but then again, it also has no present or past to speak of, either. I would comment on the state of the town's sewer system, but it literally has no sewer system. Human filth either collects in septic tanks that started first overflowing during the Clinton administration or flows freely into the street. Trust me, you would rather bathe in Jakarta, you would rather drink the water in Flint, and you would sooner shower with water directly from Dan Bongino's asshole than let the tap water of Kingman, Arizona touch your skin.

When there is literally no difference between the current state of the town you live in and if Nazi alien scientists from beyond the fifth dimension had been doing cruel, unnecessary, and deranged human experimentation on the residents for the past 100 years, it's time to leave.

This is an actual, unenhanced aerial photo of the place, probably before the pilot committed suicide by ramming his plane into the earth rather than spend another microsecond in Kingman, Arizona.

[blog-assets.thedyrt.com image 850x566]


This whole piece works best if you imagine Nicolas Cage's voiceover from 'Raising Arizona' reciting it.

"Their minds were a barren soil where seed of common sense could find no purchase."
 
2021-03-05 9:25:39 PM  
Me?
 
2021-03-05 9:29:08 PM  
Masks are not about protecting yourself, they're about protecting others from you.

Of course self-absorbed dimwitted asshats wouldn't care about that.
 
2021-03-05 9:30:45 PM  
Masks are about protecting yourself

/from the filthy, unwashed masses
 
2021-03-05 9:38:30 PM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Kingman, Arizona.

500 single wide mobile homes in search of a city. It is hell there. The air is an aerosol of dust and human excrement. 

The people are not educated or decent enough to be called trash. It is Dumpster, Texas without the class. It is Toad Suck, Arkansas without the sophistication. It is Slidell, Louisiana without the culture. It makes Blythe, California look like an Alpha Global City.

It would be a perfect on-location filming site for the next Mad Max movie or any post-apocalyptic movie. It also would be perfect for a zombie movie as you could hire the residents as extras and not spend any money on special effects makeup. I have never met anyone from Kingman who's family tree actually forked.

If it caught fire tomorrow, no one could tell the difference. If you put a toxic chemical dump there, no one would notice because there would be no change from the current smell and genetic mutations. If a series of sharknadoes hit Kingman, the architecture afterwards would show no signs of any more damage than it already had.

The only things to do there are incest and suicide. I would tell you that you could at least be entertained by shooting rats at the town landfill, but even the rats have already left the city out of revulsion and the entire town is one enormous landfill. It has no future, but then again, it also has no present or past to speak of, either. I would comment on the state of the town's sewer system, but it literally has no sewer system. Human filth either collects in septic tanks that started first overflowing during the Clinton administration or flows freely into the street. Trust me, you would rather bathe in Jakarta, you would rather drink the water in Flint, and you would sooner shower with water directly from Dan Bongino's asshole than let the tap water of Kingman, Arizona touch your skin.

When there is literally no difference between the current state of the town you live in and if Nazi alien scientists from beyond the fifth dimension had been doing cruel, unnecessary, and deranged human experimentation on the residents for the past 100 years, it's time to leave.

This is an actual, unenhanced aerial photo of the place, probably before the pilot committed suicide by ramming his plane into the earth rather than spend another microsecond in Kingman, Arizona.

[blog-assets.thedyrt.com image 850x566]


I usually skip past long posts but damn sir, you earned a "favorited."
Good read.
 
2021-03-05 9:39:44 PM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Kingman, Arizona.

500 single wide mobile homes in search of a city. It is hell there. The air is an aerosol of dust and human excrement. 

The people are not educated or decent enough to be called trash. It is Dumpster, Texas without the class. It is Toad Suck, Arkansas without the sophistication. It is Slidell, Louisiana without the culture. It makes Blythe, California look like an Alpha Global City.

It would be a perfect on-location filming site for the next Mad Max movie or any post-apocalyptic movie. It also would be perfect for a zombie movie as you could hire the residents as extras and not spend any money on special effects makeup. I have never met anyone from Kingman who's family tree actually forked.

If it caught fire tomorrow, no one could tell the difference. If you put a toxic chemical dump there, no one would notice because there would be no change from the current smell and genetic mutations. If a series of sharknadoes hit Kingman, the architecture afterwards would show no signs of any more damage than it already had.

The only things to do there are incest and suicide. I would tell you that you could at least be entertained by shooting rats at the town landfill, but even the rats have already left the city out of revulsion and the entire town is one enormous landfill. It has no future, but then again, it also has no present or past to speak of, either. I would comment on the state of the town's sewer system, but it literally has no sewer system. Human filth either collects in septic tanks that started first overflowing during the Clinton administration or flows freely into the street. Trust me, you would rather bathe in Jakarta, you would rather drink the water in Flint, and you would sooner shower with water directly from Dan Bongino's asshole than let the tap water of Kingman, Arizona touch your skin.

When there is literally no difference between the current state of the town you live in and if Nazi alien scientists from beyond the fifth dimensi ...


Please, tell us how you really feel...
 
2021-03-05 9:40:34 PM  
What a shiat hole town. If there's a place the plague should wipe out, it's this one.
 
2021-03-05 9:40:38 PM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Kingman, Arizona.

500 single wide mobile homes in search of a city. It is hell there. The air is an aerosol of dust and human excrement. 

The people are not educated or decent enough to be called trash. It is Dumpster, Texas without the class. It is Toad Suck, Arkansas without the sophistication. It is Slidell, Louisiana without the culture. It makes Blythe, California look like an Alpha Global City.

It would be a perfect on-location filming site for the next Mad Max movie or any post-apocalyptic movie. It also would be perfect for a zombie movie as you could hire the residents as extras and not spend any money on special effects makeup. I have never met anyone from Kingman who's family tree actually forked.

If it caught fire tomorrow, no one could tell the difference. If you put a toxic chemical dump there, no one would notice because there would be no change from the current smell and genetic mutations. If a series of sharknadoes hit Kingman, the architecture afterwards would show no signs of any more damage than it already had.

The only things to do there are incest and suicide. I would tell you that you could at least be entertained by shooting rats at the town landfill, but even the rats have already left the city out of revulsion and the entire town is one enormous landfill. It has no future, but then again, it also has no present or past to speak of, either. I would comment on the state of the town's sewer system, but it literally has no sewer system. Human filth either collects in septic tanks that started first overflowing during the Clinton administration or flows freely into the street. Trust me, you would rather bathe in Jakarta, you would rather drink the water in Flint, and you would sooner shower with water directly from Dan Bongino's asshole than let the tap water of Kingman, Arizona touch your skin.

When there is literally no difference between the current state of the town you live in and if Nazi alien scientists from beyond the fifth dimension had been doing cruel, unnecessary, and deranged human experimentation on the residents for the past 100 years, it's time to leave.

This is an actual, unenhanced aerial photo of the place, probably before the pilot committed suicide by ramming his plane into the earth rather than spend another microsecond in Kingman, Arizona.

[blog-assets.thedyrt.com image 850x566]


Looks like something I might make in SimCity...
 
2021-03-05 9:40:51 PM  
I keep reading the station as K-Jizz.
 
2021-03-05 9:46:10 PM  

Fart_Machine: I keep reading the station as K-Jizz.


Im more a "Ka-jizz" guy. It sounds more fun. Like a party popper but the glitter is herpes.

/ redundant, i know
 
2021-03-05 9:52:41 PM  

Mugato: Why are people so psycho about wearing masks? It's like protests against motorcycle helmet laws but worse.


Because some people only care about affirming and demonstrating their political allegiances.  Science, common sense, respect, dignity be damned, they were told by their favorite elected official that masks were bad, and they'll be damned if they wear one.
 
2021-03-05 9:53:30 PM  

Fart_Machine: I keep reading the station as K-Jizz.


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2021-03-05 9:55:18 PM  
Kingman Arizona.... been there for a marching band competition. I don't remember anything about Kingman, but I do remember on the drive back, on Amboy road, encountering a VW Bus on it's side. As our driver of the big yellow school bus pulled over, the older bearded gentleman was standing near the windshield. We all got out and stretched our legs as the man was trying to persuade us to help him right his van so that he could get the hell out. Our band teacher was having none of it, especially since the guy smelled of booze. Than man kept trying to get us to hulk his ride, but no chance. Anyway, Kingman sucks and so do the roads in that area because that's where Sam Kinison died.
 
2021-03-05 9:56:50 PM  
Wrong "its" dipshiat's
 
2021-03-05 9:58:04 PM  
FTA: "I'm not for saying no one should wear a mask. I just want individual choices to be made without having them made for us," Coffman added.

It's likely that people weren't that the mandate is in place.
 
2021-03-05 10:06:39 PM  

GrogSmash: Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Kingman, Arizona.

500 single wide mobile homes in search of a city. It is hell there. The air is an aerosol of dust and human excrement. 

The people are not educated or decent enough to be called trash. It is Dumpster, Texas without the class. It is Toad Suck, Arkansas without the sophistication. It is Slidell, Louisiana without the culture. It makes Blythe, California look like an Alpha Global City.

It would be a perfect on-location filming site for the next Mad Max movie or any post-apocalyptic movie. It also would be perfect for a zombie movie as you could hire the residents as extras and not spend any money on special effects makeup. I have never met anyone from Kingman who's family tree actually forked.

If it caught fire tomorrow, no one could tell the difference. If you put a toxic chemical dump there, no one would notice because there would be no change from the current smell and genetic mutations. If a series of sharknadoes hit Kingman, the architecture afterwards would show no signs of any more damage than it already had.

The only things to do there are incest and suicide. I would tell you that you could at least be entertained by shooting rats at the town landfill, but even the rats have already left the city out of revulsion and the entire town is one enormous landfill. It has no future, but then again, it also has no present or past to speak of, either. I would comment on the state of the town's sewer system, but it literally has no sewer system. Human filth either collects in septic tanks that started first overflowing during the Clinton administration or flows freely into the street. Trust me, you would rather bathe in Jakarta, you would rather drink the water in Flint, and you would sooner shower with water directly from Dan Bongino's asshole than let the tap water of Kingman, Arizona touch your skin.

When there is literally no difference between the current state of the town you live in and if Nazi alien scientists from beyond the fifth dimension had been doing cruel, unnecessary, and deranged human experimentation on the residents for the past 100 years, it's time to leave.

This is an actual, unenhanced aerial photo of the place, probably before the pilot committed suicide by ramming his plane into the earth rather than spend another microsecond in Kingman, Arizona.

[blog-assets.thedyrt.com image 850x566]

Looks like something I might make in SimCity...


... then get annoyed because it is stagnating, and go ape-shiat on the 'Disaster' button :)
 
2021-03-05 10:07:32 PM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Kingman, Arizona.

500 single wide mobile homes in search of a city. It is hell there. The air is an aerosol of dust and human excrement. 

The people are not educated or decent enough to be called trash. It is Dumpster, Texas without the class. It is Toad Suck, Arkansas without the sophistication. It is Slidell, Louisiana without the culture. It makes Blythe, California look like an Alpha Global City.

It would be a perfect on-location filming site for the next Mad Max movie or any post-apocalyptic movie. It also would be perfect for a zombie movie as you could hire the residents as extras and not spend any money on special effects makeup. I have never met anyone from Kingman who's family tree actually forked.

If it caught fire tomorrow, no one could tell the difference. If you put a toxic chemical dump there, no one would notice because there would be no change from the current smell and genetic mutations. If a series of sharknadoes hit Kingman, the architecture afterwards would show no signs of any more damage than it already had.

The only things to do there are incest and suicide. I would tell you that you could at least be entertained by shooting rats at the town landfill, but even the rats have already left the city out of revulsion and the entire town is one enormous landfill. It has no future, but then again, it also has no present or past to speak of, either. I would comment on the state of the town's sewer system, but it literally has no sewer system. Human filth either collects in septic tanks that started first overflowing during the Clinton administration or flows freely into the street. Trust me, you would rather bathe in Jakarta, you would rather drink the water in Flint, and you would sooner shower with water directly from Dan Bongino's asshole than let the tap water of Kingman, Arizona touch your skin.

When there is literally no difference between the current state of the town you live in and if Nazi alien scientists from beyond the fifth dimensi ...


I'll just pack my bags. Sounds like home to me!
 
2021-03-05 10:12:26 PM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Kingman, Arizona.
500 single wide mobile homes in search of a city. It is hell there. The air is an aerosol of dust and human excrement.


Looking at your included overhead aerial photo:
What says "yeee-haw" better than a barely developed desert dirt town with a fully developed dirt road race track?
. . . . yeah, you hit the nail on the head.  :(
 
2021-03-05 10:12:32 PM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Kingman, Arizona.

500 single wide mobile homes in search of a city. It is hell there. The air is an aerosol of dust and human excrement. 

The people are not educated or decent enough to be called trash. It is Dumpster, Texas without the class. It is Toad Suck, Arkansas without the sophistication. It is Slidell, Louisiana without the culture. It makes Blythe, California look like an Alpha Global City.

It would be a perfect on-location filming site for the next Mad Max movie or any post-apocalyptic movie. It also would be perfect for a zombie movie as you could hire the residents as extras and not spend any money on special effects makeup. I have never met anyone from Kingman who's family tree actually forked.

If it caught fire tomorrow, no one could tell the difference. If you put a toxic chemical dump there, no one would notice because there would be no change from the current smell and genetic mutations. If a series of sharknadoes hit Kingman, the architecture afterwards would show no signs of any more damage than it already had.

The only things to do there are incest and suicide. I would tell you that you could at least be entertained by shooting rats at the town landfill, but even the rats have already left the city out of revulsion and the entire town is one enormous landfill. It has no future, but then again, it also has no present or past to speak of, either. I would comment on the state of the town's sewer system, but it literally has no sewer system. Human filth either collects in septic tanks that started first overflowing during the Clinton administration or flows freely into the street. Trust me, you would rather bathe in Jakarta, you would rather drink the water in Flint, and you would sooner shower with water directly from Dan Bongino's asshole than let the tap water of Kingman, Arizona touch your skin.

When there is literally no difference between the current state of the town you live in and if Nazi alien scientists from beyond the fifth dimension had been doing cruel, unnecessary, and deranged human experimentation on the residents for the past 100 years, it's time to leave.

This is an actual, unenhanced aerial photo of the place, probably before the pilot committed suicide by ramming his plane into the earth rather than spend another microsecond in Kingman, Arizona.

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When I lived in Flagstaff, Kingman was a good stopping point on my way to Las Vegas or Los Angeles. Other than that, no thanks.


Yep. Stayed a night there on the way to Vegas after visiting the grand canyon. Even the Denny's closed at 9pm. We ended up having a dinner of red bull and vodka from the gas station. Not much else I recall about it.
 
2021-03-05 10:12:34 PM  

Fart_Machine: I keep reading the station as K-Jizz.


"That what the kids call me"

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I'll show myself out.
 
2021-03-05 10:16:04 PM  
"I'm not for saying no one should wear a mask. I just want individual choices to be made without having them made for us," Coffman added.

Translation: I don't want to wear a mask.  I think it's stupid.  Covid is a hoax.  Why isn't Trump still president?
 
2021-03-05 10:19:13 PM  

CheetahOlivetti: Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Kingman, Arizona.

500 single wide mobile homes in search of a city. It is hell there. The air is an aerosol of dust and human excrement. 

The people are not educated or decent enough to be called trash. It is Dumpster, Texas without the class. It is Toad Suck, Arkansas without the sophistication. It is Slidell, Louisiana without the culture. It makes Blythe, California look like an Alpha Global City.

It would be a perfect on-location filming site for the next Mad Max movie or any post-apocalyptic movie. It also would be perfect for a zombie movie as you could hire the residents as extras and not spend any money on special effects makeup. I have never met anyone from Kingman who's family tree actually forked.

If it caught fire tomorrow, no one could tell the difference. If you put a toxic chemical dump there, no one would notice because there would be no change from the current smell and genetic mutations. If a series of sharknadoes hit Kingman, the architecture afterwards would show no signs of any more damage than it already had.

The only things to do there are incest and suicide. I would tell you that you could at least be entertained by shooting rats at the town landfill, but even the rats have already left the city out of revulsion and the entire town is one enormous landfill. It has no future, but then again, it also has no present or past to speak of, either. I would comment on the state of the town's sewer system, but it literally has no sewer system. Human filth either collects in septic tanks that started first overflowing during the Clinton administration or flows freely into the street. Trust me, you would rather bathe in Jakarta, you would rather drink the water in Flint, and you would sooner shower with water directly from Dan Bongino's asshole than let the tap water of Kingman, Arizona touch your skin.

When there is literally no difference between the current state of the town you live in and if Nazi alien scientists from beyond the fifth dimensi ...

The best thing about Kingman: it's not Quartzsite.


A couple of years ago I was moving from Yuma AZ  to Vegas and a friend come out to help with the move.

Being from IL he was excited for the drive and wrongfully assumed there was stuff to do along the way.

I had to inform him that unless he wanted to stop at Parker, Quartsite and Kingman to compare local meth recipes his best bet was just to keep his foot on the gas and get to Vegas.
 
2021-03-05 10:19:42 PM  

vrax: I just want individual choices to be made without having them made for us


I'm going to go out on a limb and assume that's a republican conservative talking. That's pretty funny.

Actually it's not funny at all.
 
2021-03-05 10:26:52 PM  

AeAe: What a shiat hole town. If there's a place the plague should wipe out, it's this one.


Really.  The last time I was in AZ, I got off the freeway there to get some food, and the only place I could find was a dollar store.  We looked around, wondered "What must it be like to live in this shiathole?" and got back on the road.
 
2021-03-05 10:27:34 PM  
Sure, Kingman's new mayor overturned the mask mandate which resulted in a shiatload of new covid cases and deaths, but the residents were at least happy they could make the individual choice of whether or not to wear a mask. The ones who didn't die, anyway.
 
2021-03-05 10:27:47 PM  

Mugato: Why are people so psycho about wearing masks? It's like protests against motorcycle helmet laws but worse.


Trump didn't wear one, why should they?
 
2021-03-05 10:28:46 PM  

Fart_Machine: I keep reading the station as K-Jizz.


The Jizz!
 
2021-03-05 10:33:30 PM  
I was assured by random internet people that those meetings were not representative of the town as a whole, and that he needed to try 3 different times to get the meeting he wanted.

This was, of course, the lamest sort of apologetic, but it's nice to see it confirmed anyway.
 
2021-03-05 10:42:58 PM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Kingman, Arizona.

500 single wide mobile homes in search of a city. It is hell there. The air is an aerosol of dust and human excrement. 

The people are not educated or decent enough to be called trash. It is Dumpster, Texas without the class. It is Toad Suck, Arkansas without the sophistication. It is Slidell, Louisiana without the culture. It makes Blythe, California look like an Alpha Global City.

It would be a perfect on-location filming site for the next Mad Max movie or any post-apocalyptic movie. It also would be perfect for a zombie movie as you could hire the residents as extras and not spend any money on special effects makeup. I have never met anyone from Kingman who's family tree actually forked.

If it caught fire tomorrow, no one could tell the difference. If you put a toxic chemical dump there, no one would notice because there would be no change from the current smell and genetic mutations. If a series of sharknadoes hit Kingman, the architecture afterwards would show no signs of any more damage than it already had.

The only things to do there are incest and suicide. I would tell you that you could at least be entertained by shooting rats at the town landfill, but even the rats have already left the city out of revulsion and the entire town is one enormous landfill. It has no future, but then again, it also has no present or past to speak of, either. I would comment on the state of the town's sewer system, but it literally has no sewer system. Human filth either collects in septic tanks that started first overflowing during the Clinton administration or flows freely into the street. Trust me, you would rather bathe in Jakarta, you would rather drink the water in Flint, and you would sooner shower with water directly from Dan Bongino's asshole than let the tap water of Kingman, Arizona touch your skin.

When there is literally no difference between the current state of the town you live in and if Nazi alien scientists from beyond the fifth dimensi ...


that looks like almost any other small town in the great basin
 
2021-03-05 10:47:33 PM  
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2021-03-05 10:48:47 PM  

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WRONG THREAD MY BAD
 
2021-03-05 10:53:27 PM  

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WRONG THREAD MY BAD


No, it works here...
 
2021-03-05 11:04:27 PM  

CheetahOlivetti: Qua


They both add water to gasoline, it's just a matter of how much.
 
2021-03-05 11:06:42 PM  

monsatano: Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Kingman, Arizona.

500 single wide mobile homes in search of a city. It is hell there. The air is an aerosol of dust and human excrement. 

The people are not educated or decent enough to be called trash. It is Dumpster, Texas without the class. It is Toad Suck, Arkansas without the sophistication. It is Slidell, Louisiana without the culture. It makes Blythe, California look like an Alpha Global City.

It would be a perfect on-location filming site for the next Mad Max movie or any post-apocalyptic movie. It also would be perfect for a zombie movie as you could hire the residents as extras and not spend any money on special effects makeup. I have never met anyone from Kingman who's family tree actually forked.

If it caught fire tomorrow, no one could tell the difference. If you put a toxic chemical dump there, no one would notice because there would be no change from the current smell and genetic mutations. If a series of sharknadoes hit Kingman, the architecture afterwards would show no signs of any more damage than it already had.

The only things to do there are incest and suicide. I would tell you that you could at least be entertained by shooting rats at the town landfill, but even the rats have already left the city out of revulsion and the entire town is one enormous landfill. It has no future, but then again, it also has no present or past to speak of, either. I would comment on the state of the town's sewer system, but it literally has no sewer system. Human filth either collects in septic tanks that started first overflowing during the Clinton administration or flows freely into the street. Trust me, you would rather bathe in Jakarta, you would rather drink the water in Flint, and you would sooner shower with water directly from Dan Bongino's asshole than let the tap water of Kingman, Arizona touch your skin.

When there is literally no difference between the current state of the town you live in and if Nazi alien scient ...


I'm so, so sorry you had to go through that.
 
2021-03-05 11:08:02 PM  

CheetahOlivetti: The best thing about Kingman: it's not Quartzsite.


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2021-03-05 11:12:47 PM  

BigKaboom: I usually skip past long posts but damn sir, you earned a "favorited."
Good read.


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2021-03-05 11:14:05 PM  

PutterPutterNutterButter: Please, tell us how you really feel...


Me leaving Kingman.

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2021-03-05 11:14:43 PM  

GrogSmash: Looks like something I might make in SimCity...


But with fewer genetic mutants.
 
2021-03-05 11:16:36 PM  
My aunt lives in Kingman and has been known to say "Incest is best put your family to the test!", so the line about nothing to do but suicide in incest really hit home.

/Why yes, she is a Trumper
 
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