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(Right Wing Watch)   Mike Pillow gonna win the SCOTUS 9-0 with his new documentary... this is not a repeat from his last documentary   (rightwingwatch.org) divider line
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2021-03-05 1:30:52 PM  
The final installment of his documentary trilogy will be : "Hard time - Biting My Pillow".
 
2021-03-05 1:38:02 PM  
This assmunch really has no clue how the court system (specifically getting a case before SCOTUS) works.
 
2021-03-05 1:49:14 PM  
<insert Jennifer Lawrence okay thumbs up gif>
 
2021-03-05 1:58:52 PM  
There's a really annoying movie trope where a character finally figures out the big conspiracy, and they want to tell everyone, so they burst into the conference room or whatever and start yelling "LISTEN TO ME!" over and over without ever actually saying what the fark it is that they want everyone to know.  I hate those scenes so much.  It doesn't heighten drama.  It just disrespects the audience's time by trying to hide information the audience already knows.

And then there's this asshole, doing basically that in real life.

I guess the kernel of truth of that trope is that conspiracy theorists often assume that whatever revelation convinced them must logically convince anyone with a brain (who isn't already in on it).  And therefore if people aren't convinced, it must only be because those people haven't heard what the conspiracy theorist heard.  Lindell isn't literally shouting "listen to me" over and over.  But his mind can't even fathom that his arguments are about as compelling as a fart in church.

All that is fine as long as we carry the trope through to it's required conclusion.  So let me know when someone appears from off camera with the mystery syringe that they stick in his neck to make the scene fade to black, and presumably also makes Lindell shiat himself.  I don't know.  I always assume the character shiats themselves.  Because they deserve it.
 
2021-03-05 2:01:29 PM  
I wish this asshole was spending his own money on this frivolous stuff but I doubt he is. There are endless rightwing $$$ to prop him up.
 
2021-03-05 2:45:27 PM  
Wasn't the world supposed to end when his last one didn't take off? I thought he claimed something like that.
 
2021-03-05 3:12:36 PM  
Does it start with him inhaling meth? (or is it crack?). At least then it would make some sense that he's this insane.
 
2021-03-05 4:15:33 PM  

thorpe: I wish this asshole was spending his own money on this frivolous stuff but I doubt he is.


His own money? He's being sued for a billion dollars, every store from Bed Bath and Beyond to the As Seen on TV store in the mall dropped his pillow and there's that pesky crack habit that I would bet my middle nut he's taken up again.

You can still order the pillow online. which I bet a lot of republicans are doing but if the claim on his website is true (which I doubt it is), you can get a refund within a year of purchase, which I'm betting a lot of people are trying to do.
 
2021-03-05 4:40:16 PM  
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2021-03-05 5:22:53 PM  
Can Lindell and Alex Jones share a hobo camp at an underpass?
 
2021-03-05 5:23:00 PM  
Gotta appreciate the total commitment to the grift/delusion. Impressive resolve.
 
2021-03-05 5:23:21 PM  

PaulRB: Does it start with him inhaling meth? (or is it crack?). At least then it would make some sense that he's this insane.


Notice how he's always licking his lips and grimacing?  Side effect of anti-psychotic meds commonly prescribed in the 1990s and 2000s.
 
2021-03-05 5:24:10 PM  
He better save some of his fortune for Dominion and their attorneys.
 
2021-03-05 5:24:33 PM  
Armature documentaries by pillow salesmen are traditionally the way you sway the supreme toward your side of a constitutional argument so this seems like the best route he can take.
 
2021-03-05 5:25:23 PM  
It's all fun and games until he's elected governor of Minnesota. He's planning on running and I think right now a rotten ham sandwich could beat Tim Walz, as everyone seems to be angry with him one way or the other for how he handled the pandemic.

/I mean, we did put Jesse Ventura in as governor once
 
2021-03-05 5:27:17 PM  

Yaw String: This assmunch really has no clue how the court system (specifically getting a case before SCOTUS) works.


Most crackheads don't.
 
2021-03-05 5:29:11 PM  
I hope Dominion sends this asshat back to the Stone Age and he's released into the wild wearing only a pillowcase and clutching a battered T****y Bear.  There isn't a bag of dicks big enough for this loser to choke on.
 
2021-03-05 5:31:07 PM  
Had an ex-girlfriend get Baker Acted (not by me, she just was). She was FAR less of a threat to anyone than this asshole.
 
2021-03-05 5:33:54 PM  
Dominion's lawyers: Please proceed.

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2021-03-05 5:33:56 PM  
Doesn't anyone love this man enough to get him some help?

I mean, I can understand why they don't, but it's pretty pathetic.
 
2021-03-05 5:34:27 PM  
all this other evidence is showing, I'm going to come out with another documentary showing all the foreign interference

Lemme guess: "Hunter Biden's laptop" for 90 minutes.
 
2021-03-05 5:35:21 PM  

pueblonative: Can Lindell and Alex Jones share a hobo camp at an underpass?


No, but I'm willing to allow them to fight to the death for sole ownership of one.
 
2021-03-05 5:36:26 PM  
Headline should read: "Coke Addled Man Can't Wait To Tell You About His Great Ideas."

This is literally every person who ever tried cocaine and then stepped within six feet of another person.
 
2021-03-05 5:37:44 PM  

Hunter Biden's Laptop Case: It's all fun and games until he's elected governor of Minnesota. He's planning on running and I think right now a rotten ham sandwich could beat Tim Walz, as everyone seems to be angry with him one way or the other for how he handled the pandemic.

/I mean, we did put Jesse Ventura in as governor once


I'm very much enjoying his ability to hilariously step on his own dick at every opportunity, and the promise of more to come is enticing, but these days anytime a clown like this tries to run for office it is deeply unsettling.
 
2021-03-05 5:41:23 PM  

Bazolar: I hope Dominion sends this asshat back to the Stone Age and he's released into the wild wearing only a pillowcase and clutching a battered T****y Bear.  There isn't a bag of dicks big enough for this loser to choke on.


That's pretty harsh. Haven't neanderthals suffered enough this week?
 
2021-03-05 5:42:16 PM  
He's a few feathers lumps of foam short of a full pillow.
 
2021-03-05 5:45:26 PM  
He's gotta be back on the drugs. Maybe him and Trumpy do amphetamines together or something
 
2021-03-05 5:48:41 PM  
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2021-03-05 5:49:55 PM  
And I'm telling you, it's going to be a 9-0 vote going, 'Wow, this was an attack on our country by foreign actors and domestic.'

What I find annoying is that I never cease being surprised at the level of projection I see in people like this.
 
2021-03-05 5:53:53 PM  

The Four Ringer: Gotta appreciate the total commitment to the grift/delusion. Impressive resolve.


What does he have to gain though? Trump isn't exactly known for taking care of people who support and stand by him.
 
2021-03-05 5:54:55 PM  
You'd think his board of directors would step up and get him help.
 
2021-03-05 5:55:34 PM  

Mugato: The Four Ringer: Gotta appreciate the total commitment to the grift/delusion. Impressive resolve.

What does he have to gain though? Trump isn't exactly known for taking care of people who support and stand by him.


Yeah, I think this is well past the point where it's useful to him as a grift, or a marketing scheme to sell his shiatty pillows.  I think he truly believes this.
 
2021-03-05 5:56:22 PM  
My favorite part is how the chyron is made to look like he's really on Fox News and I'm sure they're thrilled about that since that whole Dominion thing is going on...
 
2021-03-05 5:58:03 PM  
jake_lex: Yeah, I think this is well past the point where it's useful to him as a grift, or a marketing scheme to sell his shiatty pillows. I think he truly believes this.

Well it sure as hell isn't selling him any pillows, except maybe for a few Trumpers who want to support him. But that doesn't make up for all the stores that dropped him. I'd think a pillow would be one item that you have to try out instead of ordering it online.
 
2021-03-05 6:00:33 PM  

Yaw String: This assmunch really has no clue how the court system (specifically getting a case before SCOTUS) works.


How it should work:

A concerned citizen notes and documents an irregularity compelling enough to bring to the attention of qualified investigators.

Investigators begin their investigation to substantiate the irregularity by seeking compelling enough evidence to bring before a tribunal. This tribunal may be a legislative committee or a court.

The tribunal examines the irregularity to determine its impact on the outcome. The opposition challenges the irregularity on the basis of corroboration. The points are openly debated until a determination is made, and that determination applied to the outcome.

Should that determination be unsatisfactory to one or the other party, the debate is appealed to the next highest tribunal with standing to make a determination. Appeals continue until either both parties are satisfied or the highest authority has made its decision.

How Republicans think it works:

Uncover an unsubstantiated rumor and immediately give it all the credibility you can pile onto it.

Go straight to the media to drum up public support.

Bang on the door of the highest court in the land until they let you in, and, on the basis of your unsubstantiated rumor, immediately decide to overturn the result of the election and install your preferred candidate.

Investigation? Corroboration? Standards of evidence? Standing? Jurisprudence? What even are those? Just go to the Supreme Court with an argument that would easily convince anyone in an Alabama trailer park and you'll get everything you want.
 
2021-03-05 6:01:06 PM  
"I didn't go 0-9. It's the vote that was wrong!"
 
2021-03-05 6:03:18 PM  

pueblonative: Can Lindell and Alex Jones share a hobo camp at an underpass?


Speaking of Alex this "documentary" has all the makings of those shiatty 9/11 videos people made, and every couple of years would release a new edition with even more stupid shiat for those gullible assholes who would keep buying it. A fool and his/her money will soon be parted, and republicans and truthers are both in that category.
 
2021-03-05 6:03:20 PM  
So it's going to happen in 10 days or so , that's better than trump .. We had to wait around a couple of weeks or so for his stories that never happened ..
 
2021-03-05 6:03:50 PM  

Yaw String: This assmunch really has no clue how the court system (specifically getting a case before SCOTUS) works.


In his defense, 99% of Trumpers seem to believe the courts can overturn elections and install whomever they want.
 
2021-03-05 6:04:12 PM  
The whole GOP thing, (whatever that is) is one massive grift.
All you have  to do to get 2 or 3 hunert K per annum is run or just spin as a JBirch reactionary douche,

and you'll get the 2-3 hunert K. The super rich can spend literally billions driving their Uber Schitty Agenda.
All you have to do is talk like Kayleigh  McEninny, or Jason Farking Miller, or KellyAnne of Green Goebels.
Not to mention Mike Pillow, or Marginal Traitor Greene, or Poison Buffet Beobert, or Buffalo Barbi, or Ron D. Sanchez, or Ron's Johnson...

You spread billions across the field in dark money, a lot from America's Super rich, but also Putin, MBS, North Korea, China, Turkey, and any number of Global Super Rich who are in many cases, rulers of "Countries".
A minor example is the daughter of the the Angolan President who absconded with billions. There must be thousands of sons and daughters, fathers and mothers who abscond with what must be billions in the people's resource, LoL
 
2021-03-05 6:07:11 PM  
"They will do something. And they have to"

Yea. Like in the sense that "rolling their eyes and shaking their heads and ignoring everything you claim" is "doing something"
 
2021-03-05 6:07:28 PM  
"Bazolar
I hope Dominion sends this asshat back to the Stone Age and he's released into the wild wearing only a pillowcase and clutching a battered T****y Bear"

Ohhhhh, 45** bear.

I can only assume this Q nonsense is an addictive high, which to someone addicted to highs is just what they need. He's manic right now and going to crash hard. Dominion is going to own whatever part of the pillow stuff he has left. And he's gonna be back on the street giving handies for snort money.
 
2021-03-05 6:08:19 PM  

The Four Ringer: Gotta appreciate the total commitment to the grift/delusion. Impressive resolve.


Crack heads tend to be pretty persistent
 
2021-03-05 6:08:35 PM  
He used to do drugs.
He still does.

Also: with all of the flag waving, made in America, USA! USA! crap, why the f*ck is he using Egyptian cotton in his sheets?

American cotton is actually preferred by other countries because it is much cleaner. You buy a shirt made in India, for instance, the cotton probably came from Lonoke, Arkansas.
 
2021-03-05 6:09:18 PM  

Salador: "I didn't go 0-9. It's the vote that was wrong!"


Looks like Dominion now tallies the results of Supreme Court cases.

/ My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who read Ferris's post on Facebook last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
 
2021-03-05 6:11:16 PM  

OK So Amuse Me: <insert Jennifer Lawrence okay thumbs up gif>


You have those words in the wrong order.
 
2021-03-05 6:13:44 PM  

thorpe: I wish this asshole was spending his own money on this frivolous stuff but I doubt he is. There are endless rightwing $$$ to prop him up.


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2021-03-05 6:17:06 PM  

Mugato: The Four Ringer: Gotta appreciate the total commitment to the grift/delusion. Impressive resolve.

What does he have to gain though? Trump isn't exactly known for taking care of people who support and stand by him.


I think people like this get caught up in the whirlwind of fame, the grift, their own egos, etc. He'll be hoisted up on his own petard at some point in the near future. He's already deep discounting his pillows in his ads as of this week.
 
2021-03-05 6:19:47 PM  
Seems like his only discovery is that meth lasts a lot longer than crack.
 
2021-03-05 6:21:26 PM  

Iowan73: Doesn't anyone love this man enough to get him some help?

I mean, I can understand why they don't, but it's pretty pathetic.


No.

His drug dealers (plural) had to stage an intervention because he had no friends or family that cared enough to do it.

He was smoking enough crack to kill the 101st Airborne Division and his dealers were worried about being held liable.
 
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