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2021-03-05 1:27:37 PM  
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2021-03-05 1:31:32 PM  
Interesting.
 
2021-03-05 1:48:27 PM  
TL;DR. Can someone make a word cloud out of it?
 
2021-03-05 2:23:33 PM  

fragMasterFlash: TL;DR. Can someone make a word cloud out of it?


Might be tough.. Lots of screen grabs pasted in the PDF.

The Table of Contents reads like a who's who of insurrectionist-loving, asshole Trump humpers, tho, if that helps any.
 
2021-03-05 2:36:30 PM  

fragMasterFlash: TL;DR. Can someone make a word cloud out of it?


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2021-03-05 3:05:42 PM  
Bookmark for later
 
2021-03-05 4:11:11 PM  

fragMasterFlash: TL;DR. Can someone make a word cloud out of it?


I tried feeding the report to this site, but it seems the 0.2GB file choked the freebie. It also looks like there's a tool for that sort of thing for the R statistics package, but I'm lazy.
 
2021-03-05 5:41:53 PM  

fragMasterFlash: TL;DR. Can someone make a word cloud out of it?


I'd prefer an indictment.
 
2021-03-05 5:44:20 PM  
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2021-03-05 5:45:00 PM  
I'm going to get insulted for this, but it sure seems like Zoe Lofgren could use a little makeup on her face and a new haircut:
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2021-03-05 5:50:24 PM  

UltimaCS: I'm going to get insulted for this, but it sure seems like Zoe Lofgren could use a little makeup on her face and a new haircut:
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Yeah, well she's apparently a tweet too. 
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2021-03-05 5:52:31 PM  

UltimaCS: I'm going to get insulted for this, but it sure seems like Zoe Lofgren could use a little makeup on her face and a new haircut:
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I thought she was hot.
 
2021-03-05 5:53:06 PM  
Did she do this when Barbara Boxer, and dozens of other Democrats, did the same exact thing after the 2004 election?
 
2021-03-05 5:53:15 PM  
It's not sedition when they do it, it's patriotism.  You can tell by how hard they save the flag.
 
2021-03-05 5:54:20 PM  

Muta: UltimaCS: I'm going to get insulted for this, but it sure seems like Zoe Lofgren could use a little makeup on her face and a new haircut:
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I thought she was hot.


She is, in a refined Maggie Smith kind of way.
 
2021-03-05 5:55:42 PM  
Oh, CNN is Twitter now.

Okay.
 
2021-03-05 5:56:21 PM  

TheVastConspirator: Did she do this when Barbara Boxer, and dozens of other Democrats, did the same exact thing after the 2004 election?


"Exact same thing"
 
2021-03-05 5:57:13 PM  

TheVastConspirator: Did she do this when Barbara Boxer, and dozens of other Democrats, did the same exact thing after the 2004 election?


Barbara Boxer incited a violent insurrection when speaking to thousands of her gun toting admirers at the US Capitol?

Is that what you're claiming she did?
 
2021-03-05 6:01:24 PM  

TheVastConspirator: Did she do this when Barbara Boxer, and dozens of other Democrats, did the same exact thing after the 2004 election?


Granted undergrad and grad school were a blur, but I don't recall armed men storming the Capitol.
 
2021-03-05 6:07:15 PM  

TheVastConspirator: Did she do this when Barbara Boxer, and dozens of other Democrats, did the same exact thing after the 2004 election?


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2021-03-05 6:09:50 PM  
"Ein kleiner Verräteraufsatz" just doesn't roll off the tongue like "Eine kleine Nachmusik," does it?
 
2021-03-05 6:10:00 PM  

Sword and Shield: TheVastConspirator: Did she do this when Barbara Boxer, and dozens of other Democrats, did the same exact thing after the 2004 election?

Granted undergrad and grad school were a blur, but I don't recall armed men storming the Capitol.


You don't remember the Boxer Rebellion?
 
2021-03-05 6:12:40 PM  

TheVastConspirator: Did she do this when Barbara Boxer, and dozens of other Democrats, did the same exact thing after the 2004 election?


Yeah Barbara Boxer was a demon on the social media, in the days before social media was invented.
 
2021-03-05 6:13:36 PM  
One hopes that this level of documentation will result in some consequences for the seditious Trumpers that hopped onto this train... but until it happens, expectations are low.
 
2021-03-05 6:20:44 PM  

TheVastConspirator: Did she do this when Barbara Boxer, and dozens of other Democrats, did the same exact thing after the 2004 election?


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2021-03-05 6:21:31 PM  
The report is here but WARNING when I opened that link with Firefox it started auto downloading lotd of PDF files - 12 before I realized what was happening and killed the tab

WARNING https://lofgren.house.gov/socialrevie​w WARNING
 
2021-03-05 6:49:33 PM  

TheVastConspirator: Did she do this when Barbara Boxer, and dozens of other Democrats, did the same exact thing after the 2004 election?


I'm a bit confused, when was the violent insurrection attempt after the 2004 election?
 
2021-03-05 7:19:03 PM  

replacementcool: TheVastConspirator: Did she do this when Barbara Boxer, and dozens of other Democrats, did the same exact thing after the 2004 election?

I'm a bit confused, when was the violent insurrection attempt after the 2004 election?


It took 16 years, but it did eventually happen....
 
2021-03-05 7:45:18 PM  

DarwiOdrade: "Ein kleiner Verräteraufsatz" just doesn't roll off the tongue like "Eine kleine Nachmusik," does it?


Eine kleine Aufruhrmusik?
 
2021-03-05 7:48:19 PM  

HairBolus: The report is here but WARNING when I opened that link with Firefox it started auto downloading lotd of PDF files - 12 before I realized what was happening and killed the tab

WARNING https://lofgren.house.gov/socialreview WARNING


Land of the Dead?
 
2021-03-05 8:13:36 PM  

Kittypie070: TheVastConspirator: Did she do this when Barbara Boxer, and dozens of other Democrats, did the same exact thing after the 2004 election?

Barbara Boxer incited a violent insurrection when speaking to thousands of her gun toting admirers at the US Capitol?

Is that what you're claiming she did?


Remember Bowling Green!
 
2021-03-05 8:15:45 PM  

HairBolus: The report is here but WARNING when I opened that link with Firefox it started auto downloading lotd of PDF files - 12 before I realized what was happening and killed the tab

WARNING https://lofgren.house.gov/socialreview WARNING


Holy fark, it's 1939 pages long.
 
2021-03-05 8:18:07 PM  
1939 pages...hmmmm....1939, sounds familiar..like maybe the year 1939????  Wonder what happened that year?
 
2021-03-05 8:32:28 PM  

CrazyUncle: 1939 pages...hmmmm....1939, sounds familiar..like maybe the year 1939????  Wonder what happened that year?



Not sure, but whatever It was, it's debut was lightning fast.
 
2021-03-05 8:39:55 PM  

I dont want to be on this planet anymore: CrazyUncle: 1939 pages...hmmmm....1939, sounds familiar..like maybe the year 1939????  Wonder what happened that year?


Not sure, but whatever It was, it's debut was lightning fast.


Blitz like to be sure.
 
2021-03-05 9:18:36 PM  

CrazyUncle: 1939 pages...hmmmm....1939, sounds familiar..like maybe the year 1939????  Wonder what happened that year?


Imaging it it was 1488 pages long.
 
2021-03-05 10:36:01 PM  

Kiler: CrazyUncle: 1939 pages...hmmmm....1939, sounds familiar..like maybe the year 1939????  Wonder what happened that year?

Imaging it it was 1488 pages long.


Hey, this timeline is scary enough.  I'm too old for this bull hockey.
 
2021-03-06 6:32:34 AM  
This big lie thing.

I don't think the real lie is that Trump actually won. I think the real lie is that the rest of us have to tolerate the actions of a political party whose only purpose is to destroy the process.

Zero-sum game they call our process of selecting leaders. What the fark?
 
2021-03-06 9:07:42 AM  
Looking at the Table of Contents can give an idea of who the most active players were...
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Interesting, but not surprising at all.

Treason in plain sight.
 
2021-03-06 1:57:37 PM  

Subtonic: TheVastConspirator: Did she do this when Barbara Boxer, and dozens of other Democrats, did the same exact thing after the 2004 election?

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The tweet you posted shows a strategy that Republicans and their enablers have become master-level experts at for many years.

1- Identify a problem.

2- Ignore the real reasons for the problem, and therefore fail to deal with the real reasons for the problem.

3- Engage in wilful misattribution of the problem's cause, and take action which, while it does nothing to solve the problem, makes you feel that your prejudices are being soothed and mollified.

After all, soothing your ego is ALWAYS far more important than solving problems that might make our lives better, according to them.
 
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