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(NYPost)   Snorkeler finds 26, er, 25 bricks of cocaine floating in the Keys   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Florida Keys, Florida, Monroe County, Florida, United States Border Patrol, large black bundle, Miami-Dade County, Florida, U.S. Route 1 in Florida, local authorities  
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2021-03-05 1:17:23 PM  
14 votes:
I hope he turns all 20 bricks in to the local authorities.
2021-03-05 5:11:18 PM  
13 votes:
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2021-03-05 5:03:39 PM  
11 votes:
PSA: Stop putting your nose in other people's business. With that much cocaine there is great opportunity to make your own delivery service. Call it "Instagram". Change the moral fabric of the world. Become an influencer.
2021-03-05 5:18:58 PM  
8 votes:

solcofn: I wonder what 5 bricks look like.

5 bricks of cocaine looks just like this.
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2021-03-05 5:07:34 PM  
7 votes:
The police have picked up the fifteen bricks by now.
2021-03-05 5:13:28 PM  
6 votes:
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Aw nuts, now the fish party will be totally lame.
2021-03-05 3:43:21 PM  
6 votes:
I'd be scared to swim in coke infested waters.
2021-03-05 5:35:22 PM  
5 votes:
That one brick I the picture looks like someone swapped out the drugs for a brick of mozzarella.
2021-03-05 6:15:40 PM  
4 votes:
In the 70's, my dealer got ahold of some weed that had floated onto a beach somewhere in norcal in a bale. She sold it cheap. Called it Seaweed. It was salty.
2021-03-05 6:02:02 PM  
3 votes:
When you do this:
The snorkeler alerted authorities to the find.

You get this:
Florida snorkeler finds $1.5 million worth of cocaine

Instead of this:
Florida millionaire starts snorkeling school for the less fortunate
2021-03-05 5:15:12 PM  
3 votes:
I wonder what 5 bricks look like.
2021-03-05 5:07:38 PM  
3 votes:
..... sets new freebase-style record
2021-03-05 1:54:51 PM  
3 votes:
i assume if i am reading about here, he did the stupidest thing. told others, turned it in.
2021-03-05 7:41:19 PM  
2 votes:
Bales of cocaine
Fallin' from low-flying planes
2021-03-05 5:08:29 PM  
2 votes:
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2021-03-05 7:15:45 PM  
1 vote:

helpdeskguy: mrmopar5287: steklo: Some Cartel is going to be awfully upset that their product didn't make it to where it was supposed to be.

They're shipping enough that the loss of some here and there for various reasons is accepted as the cost of doing business.

True.  The risk being that their contingency plan for lost product may consist of more than shrugging.

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2021-03-05 7:15:31 PM  
1 vote:

punkwrestler: NikolaiFarkoff: I hope he turns all 20 bricks in to the local authorities.

And police will make sure to impound the 5 bricks he found.

The prosecutor has entered both bricks into evidence.
2021-03-05 5:36:09 PM  
1 vote:
Where do you expect bundles of cocaine to be floating? He's lucky it wasn't a limb and headless corpse. Florida waters are full of those also, usually the guys who failed to sell enough cocaine or who kept a bit of the proceeds back to supplement their minimum wage jobs in crime or fast food delivery.
2021-03-05 5:17:41 PM  
1 vote:
So I took a little sample
To my crazy brother Joe
He snorts it up and kicks his heels
Says "Horton, that's some blow!"
2021-03-05 5:10:09 PM  
1 vote:
It ain't like high school kids would ever skip class to go comb the beaches...

Well, yeah it is. Florida kids skip school all the time to go look for dope washing up.
Sometimes they find dirty dope that needs a good washing.

Dope hygiene is not my forté.

2021-03-05 1:18:12 PM  
1 vote:
And a hearty facepalm that we both missed the obvious "Florida KEYS" joke. I'm slipping in my old age. And/or loss of brain cells.
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