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(Fox 2 St. Louis)   Missouri man learns a valuable lesson during turkey mating season - and that lesson is turkeys are aggressive a-holes   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Bird, Harry S. Truman, Wild Turkey, The Mating Season, Meteorologist Jaime Travers' husband, Elliott Davis, first thought, strong commitment  
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2021-03-05 11:55:50 AM  
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they have teeth on their tongues
2021-03-05 11:52:16 AM  
6 votes:
I like how the link says 'local-idiot' instead of 'Missouri man' to refer to the husband of their own colleague.
2021-03-05 11:19:46 AM  
6 votes:
"Come back later - matin'!"
2021-03-05 12:05:33 PM  
5 votes:
Seems like a fun state . . .

Abe Simpson on Missouri
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2021-03-05 3:38:04 PM  
3 votes:
Do YOU like being disturbed while you're trying to mate?

Who's the real asshole here?
2021-03-05 12:14:14 PM  
3 votes:
I had to punch a flying goose while running a 5k once. Part of the course was across the dam of a pond. As I approached the dam I saw a flock of about a dozen goslings in the middle of the road. I kept running, thinking they would just scatter ahead of me. Mother goose had a different idea. She came flying at me about 5 feet off the ground from my 2 o'clock direction. I didn't even break my stride. I hit her with a quick jab to the side of her head that sent her crashing to the ground behind me. I talked to someone at the finish line who said he saw the whole thing. He said she was standing up when he passed her.
2021-03-05 12:00:11 PM  
3 votes:
I get offended when animals think they can ride on me.

Motherfu*kers dont even know about science.

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2021-03-05 11:01:10 AM  
3 votes:
Same doofus that used a blowtorch to melt snow?
2021-03-05 12:28:56 PM  
2 votes:
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2021-03-05 12:28:48 PM  
2 votes:
Usually when a Missourian gets farked up by Wild Turkey, a DUI or accidental child happens.
2021-03-05 12:00:34 PM  
2 votes:

salvador.hardin: Missouri farmer gets two Greens in a row!

I meant farker, but my odds aren't bad either way.
2021-03-05 11:51:46 AM  
2 votes:
Is Florida full up? A lot of Missouri stories recently.
2021-03-05 11:48:42 AM  
2 votes:
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2021-03-05 12:35:54 PM  
1 vote:
About twenty years ago there was a group of young turkeys that would gather at the side of the road on my way to work - a homeowner was spreading corn on his yard. Invariably, as I approached the group, two or three would suddenly run into the road, requiring evasive action on my part.

Yup, turkeys playing chicken.
2021-03-05 12:16:57 PM  
1 vote:
Small dinosaurs walk among us.

/ and go good with cranberry sauce, but you have to earn it.
2021-03-05 11:18:27 AM  
1 vote:
They can't fly?
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