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(Daily Star) Boobies "Call of BOOTY" [NSFW]   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
    More: Boobies, Laura Pomroy, red-faced bar supervisor, bit of leg, home dad, little red dot, pamper session, Thomas Mighill, biggest fright of her life  
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2021-03-05 11:36:07 AM  
Mortified Laura said her avid gamer fiancé has been on Twitch for a few years and has racked up 200 followers.
Twitch is the world's leading live streaming platform for gamers.
..."I didn't even think to look at the screen - he lives streams sometimes, but not that often."

Uh-huh. And this wasn't designed at all as a tactic to increase his follower count. Not at all. I can tell by the fact that she was so mortified she reached out to the Daily Star for an interview and photos. I'm surprised that nothing indicates she is also an "aspiring social media influencer" or something like that, but maybe there wasn't space enough in the article to get into that.

The boyfriend looks like someone whose expert opinion I would seek on a wide variety of topics.
 
2021-03-05 11:39:27 AM  
Achievement Unlocked: THICCness
 
2021-03-05 11:47:34 AM  
And this unexpected sordid event just happened to occur to a couple who have professional photos readily available for release.
 
2021-03-05 12:02:07 PM  
Did his twitch get banned?
 
2021-03-05 12:08:19 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Mortified Laura said her avid gamer fiancé has been on Twitch for a few years and has racked up 200 followers.
Twitch is the world's leading live streaming platform for gamers...."I didn't even think to look at the screen - he lives streams sometimes, but not that often."

Uh-huh. And this wasn't designed at all as a tactic to increase his follower count. Not at all. I can tell by the fact that she was so mortified she reached out to the Daily Star for an interview and photos. I'm surprised that nothing indicates she is also an "aspiring social media influencer" or something like that, but maybe there wasn't space enough in the article to get into that.

The boyfriend looks like someone whose expert opinion I would seek on a wide variety of topics.


Wow.  200 followers in just a few years.  He's crushing it.
 
2021-03-05 12:08:22 PM  
I really need someone that knows how to draft up a business plan so I can start my own magazine called "Attention Whore"

I'll charge all the women who want to "expose" themselves and then run feature stories with them so that they get all the attention they need.

This will free up the Sun, Daily Mail and Metro so that they can report on real news not slags who want to show off their tits.
 
2021-03-05 12:10:10 PM  
I just read they actually got a TV show deal out of this. Its a cop procedural called "Face Tattoo & Fatty: Tampa"
 
2021-03-05 12:10:41 PM  
If she really wanted to attention whore, they could have "accidentally" released the video of this alleged incident.
 
2021-03-05 12:11:06 PM  
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Whoa, that dude looks like a winner. I bet he 360 no-scopes on the regular.
 
2021-03-05 12:12:58 PM  
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This ad cracks me up.
Skin care products for people who want to look like ET after he gets sick and passes out in that river.
 
2021-03-05 12:13:06 PM  
Did he get banned? Twitch has a no nipple policy.
 
2021-03-05 12:13:51 PM  
So instead of half a dozen people seeing you in your panties on Twitch you had to call up The Star and give what is probably a more revealing picture and shout "LOOK AT ME DAMN IT!" to the entire world.

So we either have a "things that didn't happen for $100 Alex" situation or they forgot the most important detail - your hourly rate for attention whoring.
 
2021-03-05 12:14:00 PM  

bingethinker: If she really wanted to attention whore, they could have "accidentally" released the video of this alleged incident.


Not time yet. It's in the pocket in case this doesn't get them enough attention. Look for it in the next two weeks.
 
2021-03-05 12:14:13 PM  
That's not even her worst decision. The guy has face tattoos.
 
2021-03-05 12:16:08 PM  
'Does my bum look big in this?'

'Darlin it would look big in a herd of hippos'
 
2021-03-05 12:16:16 PM  
When Thomas, 29, burst out laughing Laura was mortified to discover her saucy antics were being beamed live on Twitch

Helpful pic of them being mortified..clout-chasing

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2021-03-05 12:17:15 PM  
I swear I've seen her in porn
 
2021-03-05 12:17:38 PM  

Mr. Fuzzypaws: Did he get banned? Twitch has a no nipple policy.


That wasn't an issue.

"I lifted it up to show a bit of my leg and I went further and I think he was like 'oh, no, no'"
 
2021-03-05 12:18:10 PM  

gar1013: That's not even her worst decision. The guy has face tattoos.


And not even cool face tattoos like the Maori have but stars. Effing stars like he's a Lisa Frank folder.
 
2021-03-05 12:18:35 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Mortified Laura said her avid gamer fiancé has been on Twitch for a few years and has racked up 200 followers.
Twitch is the world's leading live streaming platform for gamers...."I didn't even think to look at the screen - he lives streams sometimes, but not that often."

Uh-huh. And this wasn't designed at all as a tactic to increase his follower count. Not at all. I can tell by the fact that she was so mortified she reached out to the Daily Star for an interview and photos. I'm surprised that nothing indicates she is also an "aspiring social media influencer" or something like that, but maybe there wasn't space enough in the article to get into that.

The boyfriend looks like someone whose expert opinion I would seek on a wide variety of topics.


It's the face tattoos isn't it? I've been considering getting a few myself.
 
2021-03-05 12:19:06 PM  
Cute woman. Douchebag tattoos.
 
2021-03-05 12:19:21 PM  
Ok are we placing odds on this being a carefully staged event for some shock so he can get more viewers or something?
 
2021-03-05 12:19:22 PM  
Although, now that I'm seeing these blown up photos in the thread ... if you remove those stupid face tattoos, is it me or does he look (a little bit) like Amos from The Expanse?
 
2021-03-05 12:20:50 PM  
"Anything beats lying around all day waiting for me to fark you."
---Starface
 
2021-03-05 12:21:35 PM  

Frowzy: Mr. Fuzzypaws: Did he get banned? Twitch has a no nipple policy.

That wasn't an issue.

"I lifted it up to show a bit of my leg and I went further and I think he was like 'oh, no, no'"


He should still be banned. Look at him.
 
2021-03-05 12:21:56 PM  

argylez: I swear I've seen her in porn


link?
 
2021-03-05 12:23:05 PM  
just wait for the followup article in a few months when he accidentally walks in playing video games while shes working it on her onlyfans page

its going to be SO OUTRAGEOUS it will read like a full two page ad.
 
2021-03-05 12:23:09 PM  

dothemath: I just read they actually got a TV show deal out of this. Its a cop procedural called "Face Tattoo & Fatty: Tampa"


I believe the politically  correct term for the latter is Bootylicious.
 
2021-03-05 12:24:00 PM  

Musikslayer: dothemath: I just read they actually got a TV show deal out of this. Its a cop procedural called "Face Tattoo & Fatty: Tampa"

I believe the politically  correct term for the latter is Bootylicious.


Morbidly Fabulous.
 
2021-03-05 12:27:07 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Although, now that I'm seeing these blown up photos in the thread ... if you remove those stupid face tattoos, is it me or does he look (a little bit) like Amos from The Expanse?


Nah, more like Perez Hilton
 
2021-03-05 12:28:29 PM  
Anyone got any more pics of her, for science?
 
2021-03-05 12:28:39 PM  
you can get 200 followers with $10
 
2021-03-05 12:29:32 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Although, now that I'm seeing these blown up photos in the thread ... if you remove those stupid face tattoos, is it me or does he look (a little bit) like Amos from The Expanse?


Amos would've beat him to death on principle.
 
2021-03-05 12:30:21 PM  
Two and a Half Men | Alan's Booty Call
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2021-03-05 12:36:36 PM  

Bslim: When Thomas, 29, burst out laughing Laura was mortified to discover her saucy antics were being beamed live on Twitch

Helpful pic of them being mortified..clout-chasing

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So he has 6 kids already, but she ate one of them, and the heart had to be upside down?
 
2021-03-05 12:45:55 PM  
This is just for her to test the water on setting up an Only Fans. She will wait to see the reaction and if enough positive she will have one set up by the end of the month.
 
2021-03-05 12:52:41 PM  

Bslim: When Thomas, 29, burst out laughing Laura was mortified to discover her saucy antics were being beamed live on Twitch

Helpful pic of them being mortified..clout-chasing

[i2-prod.dailystar.co.uk image 810x539]


She's kinda cute, save for the whole drawn-on-eyebrows thing.

He looks like he could've been cute, if it weren't the whole bunch-of-shiat-drawn all-over-his-face thing.
 
2021-03-05 12:53:48 PM  

Mr. Fuzzypaws: Frowzy: Mr. Fuzzypaws: Did he get banned? Twitch has a no nipple policy.

That wasn't an issue.

"I lifted it up to show a bit of my leg and I went further and I think he was like 'oh, no, no'"

He should still be banned. Look at him.


He may have been banned. https://www.twitch.tv/Thomas%20Mighil​l content unavailable.
 
2021-03-05 12:55:18 PM  

Mr. Fuzzypaws: Did he get banned? Twitch has a no nipple policy.


From what I gather from her description of "lifted my shirt to show some leg, then lifted it some more" I don't think her nipples were involved.
 
2021-03-05 12:56:08 PM  

Frowzy: Mr. Fuzzypaws: Did he get banned? Twitch has a no nipple policy.

That wasn't an issue.

"I lifted it up to show a bit of my leg and I went further and I think he was like 'oh, no, no'"


Yes, rather.
 
2021-03-05 12:58:30 PM  
A MAN believes it is best to hold off getting a tattoo covering all of your neck until you are rich, famous and highly desirable to women anyway.

After getting a large and intricate tattoo on his throat, Josh Hudson was disappointed by the negative response and feels it may be related to his lack of fame and working in a supermarket.

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/l​i​festyle/only-get-a-neck-tattoo-if-your​e-famous-advises-man-with-neck-tattoo-​20210218205430
 
2021-03-05 12:59:47 PM  
I called fake. Neither one of them have British teeth. I bet they live in Iowa. Certainly she seems to be corn fed.
 
2021-03-05 1:00:13 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Cute woman. Douchebag tattoos.


You've got to understand that even farm animals can be cute with enough foundation and a blur tool.
 
2021-03-05 1:06:09 PM  
The ads are informative though, especially with Ms BumBum 2021. I would not have known otherwise.
 
2021-03-05 1:06:16 PM  

UltimaCS: Tyrone Slothrop: Cute woman. Douchebag tattoos.

You've got to understand that even farm animals can be cute with enough foundation and a blur tool.


It's all in the eye of the beer holder.
 
2021-03-05 1:07:42 PM  

NevynFox: UltimaCS: Tyrone Slothrop: Cute woman. Douchebag tattoos.

You've got to understand that even farm animals can be cute with enough foundation and a blur tool.

It's all in the eye of the beer holder.


Cute? Sure. Six kids? Yikes.

/yikesyikes
//I didn't
 
2021-03-05 1:08:21 PM  
Thicc. Nothing wrong with that attention getting for your side hustle as a cam model or onlyfans. Gotta pay for facetats bills somehow.
 
2021-03-05 1:09:21 PM  
Get a job and stop playing stupid games.
I don't know what Twitch is, but in my day we had something called WWII and we liked it

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2021-03-05 1:13:51 PM  
Forget that, what happened to his face?  Was it an horrible industrial accident?
 
2021-03-05 1:14:44 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Although, now that I'm seeing these blown up photos in the thread ... if you remove those stupid face tattoos, is it me or does he look (a little bit) like Amos from The Expanse?


Stunt double maybe
 
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