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2021-03-05 9:37:10 AM  
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2021-03-05 9:40:51 AM  

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"Do you have a weapon?  Do you have a weapon?"

"Why'd you ask me twice?"

"I didn't..."

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2021-03-05 10:22:02 AM  
Why not just get an airport scanner for prisoners?

Also, that's a crazy lady cavern she's got going on
 
2021-03-05 10:35:59 AM  
They don't use any kind of metal detector? wtf
 
2021-03-05 10:58:17 AM  

Farkenhostile: They don't use any kind of metal detector? wtf


Metal detectors can be set to different levels of sensitivity.  The ones in airports are set to go off if you even think metallic thoughts.  But lots of others are set lower.  I've been able to get through some low-security metal detectors in a full suit with belt and cufflinks, and a pocket full of loose change.

Whether the setting is high or low seems to have less to do with the amount of security that is justified in a given scenario, and more to do with the amount of work that the particular security screeners generally feel motivated to do.
 
2021-03-05 11:03:41 AM  

Nuuu: Farkenhostile: They don't use any kind of metal detector? wtf

Metal detectors can be set to different levels of sensitivity.  The ones in airports are set to go off if you even think metallic thoughts.  But lots of others are set lower.  I've been able to get through some low-security metal detectors in a full suit with belt and cufflinks, and a pocket full of loose change.

Whether the setting is high or low seems to have less to do with the amount of security that is justified in a given scenario, and more to do with the amount of work that the particular security screeners generally feel motivated to do.


This. Though more than once walked through TSA detectors with 3 inch quick flip tucked in waistband/belt under jacket, undetected.  Not intending to deceive, just tired after long sleepless gigs. They're easily replaced if found.
 
2021-03-05 11:36:26 AM  
What's her Fark handle?
 
2021-03-05 11:37:05 AM  
.....little gun is kinda cute though...
 
2021-03-05 11:38:18 AM  
Did the 1800's old-timey Gunslinger fall out as well?
 
2021-03-05 11:38:35 AM  
Gun may have been disassembled and put into various holes, not just one
 
2021-03-05 11:38:41 AM  
Was this her?


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2021-03-05 11:38:45 AM  
Did they find the trucker's keys in there?
 
2021-03-05 11:38:55 AM  
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"Once, twice, three times a lady..."
 
2021-03-05 11:39:41 AM  
Did they find the banana yet?
 
2021-03-05 11:40:30 AM  

OptionC: Why not just get an airport scanner for prisoners?

Also, that's a crazy lady cavern she's got going on


Not necessarily

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2021-03-05 11:40:32 AM  
She's married to "Two Gun" Corcoran
 
2021-03-05 11:40:48 AM  
Does the State of Missouri not know about metal detectors?
 
2021-03-05 11:41:31 AM  
I bet she was holding it under a flappy boob. Ham sandwich on one side, pistol on the other.
 
2021-03-05 11:42:17 AM  
id hate to shoot someone with a .22 with a 1.5" barrel.
that would piss them off terribly and they'd beat you to death after.
 
2021-03-05 11:42:53 AM  
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2021-03-05 11:43:09 AM  
here she is, guys.
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2021-03-05 11:43:12 AM  
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2021-03-05 11:43:18 AM  

wage0048: Does the State of Missouri not know about metal detectors?


the state of missouri has barely discovered fire
 
2021-03-05 11:43:26 AM  
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2021-03-05 11:44:19 AM  
"Nah you got it wrong. I didn't bring a LOADED gun.

I shoved the gun up my ass and swallowed the bullets!"
 
2021-03-05 11:44:36 AM  

Mollari: OptionC: Why not just get an airport scanner for prisoners?

Also, that's a crazy lady cavern she's got going on

Not necessarily

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A friend of mine owned one of those.  We called it "the noisy cricket".  Hilarious fun to shoot, what with the quarter inch barrel.  Where will the bullet go after ten feet?  Who knows!

They would definitely be an uncomfortable but not particularly difficult fit in a vagina.
 
2021-03-05 11:45:26 AM  
Oprah's minge is up to no good again?
 
2021-03-05 11:46:06 AM  
Now we just have to figure out WHICH cop she got the gun from and who is trying to cover it up.
 
2021-03-05 11:46:16 AM  
And here I've been worrying about vagina dentata all these years
 
2021-03-05 11:46:21 AM  

Mollari: OptionC: Why not just get an airport scanner for prisoners?

Also, that's a crazy lady cavern she's got going on

Not necessarily

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My dad bought one of those when they first came out. I dont get it.
 
2021-03-05 11:46:35 AM  

Farkenhostile: They don't use any kind of metal detector? wtf


Came here for this, leaving bemused.
 
2021-03-05 11:46:37 AM  
...or, you know, the jailer gave the gun to his mom after she was booked in.
 
2021-03-05 11:47:03 AM  

INTERTRON: Now we just have to figure out WHICH cop she got the gun from and who is trying to cover it up.


That was my second reaction.
 
2021-03-05 11:47:03 AM  
4"X2.5" .22 - it's a derringer is essence.  We're not talking one of these

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/not that I'd want to do it even with the derringer
//but it isn't exactly "OMG how does that fit??"
///now if she'd managed to smuggle a Benelli in...
 
2021-03-05 11:48:30 AM  
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2021-03-05 11:48:31 AM  

OptionC: Why not just get an airport scanner for prisoners?


Why would you do that if the point is to find weapons?
 
2021-03-05 11:49:32 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: 4"X2.5" .22 - it's a derringer is essence.  We're not talking one of these

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/not that I'd want to do it even with the derringer
//but it isn't exactly "OMG how does that fit??"
///now if she'd managed to smuggle a Benelli in...


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M-G
2021-03-05 11:50:32 AM  
That's a rough 39, but not a surprise give that she's from rural MO, lives a lifestyle that makes her think hiding a gun in a body cavity is a good idea, and was arrested for:

• Possession of a Controlled Substance - RSMo 579.015 - Felony
• Unlawful Possession of a Firearm - RSMo 571.070 - Felony
• Unlawful Possession of Drug Paraphernalia - RSMo 579.074 - Felony
• Resisting/Interfering with an Arrest - RSMo 575.150 - Felony
• Warrant for Failure to Appear on the original charge of Domestic Assault 3rd Degree from Randolph County - Felony
• Warrant for a Probation Violation on original charge of DWI Persistent Offender from Randolph County - Felony
• Warrant for failing to appear on the original charge of Driving While Revoked from Howard County - Felony
 
2021-03-05 11:50:45 AM  

Mollari: OptionC: Why not just get an airport scanner for prisoners?

Also, that's a crazy lady cavern she's got going on

Not necessarily

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If you look in the photo, that is indeed the offending weapon in question.
...except the handle contains wood....that looks moist....
 
2021-03-05 11:50:57 AM  

Farkenhostile: They don't use any kind of metal detector? wtf


This is exactly why we are losing the cavity search craftmanship and the ornate artistry found in Rennaisance-era butthole inspections.  I long for a return of a thriving Cavity Search Guild, where master cavity searchers can apprentice aspiring pucker-spelunkers.
 
2021-03-05 11:51:00 AM  
Enjoy your complimentary Sean Connery...

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2021-03-05 11:52:33 AM  
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2021-03-05 11:52:56 AM  
"The sheriff's office says it's 4 inches long and about 2 1/2 inches wide and weighs about 4.6 ounces."

That's not really much of anything at all according to the uh.. research material I've studied on the internet.
 
M-G
2021-03-05 11:54:00 AM  
Subby, she was booked into a county jail, not a prison.  Slight difference.
 
2021-03-05 11:55:15 AM  
There needs to be a new measuring system for contraband.

I propose the MAGA.  It's the size of a small clitoris.
 
2021-03-05 11:55:55 AM  
Prison Wallets ain't what they used to be...
 
2021-03-05 11:57:41 AM  

M-G: That's a rough 39, but not a surprise give that she's from rural MO, lives a lifestyle that makes her think hiding a gun in a body cavity is a good idea, and was arrested for:

• Possession of a Controlled Substance - RSMo 579.015 - Felony
• Unlawful Possession of a Firearm - RSMo 571.070 - Felony
• Unlawful Possession of Drug Paraphernalia - RSMo 579.074 - Felony
• Resisting/Interfering with an Arrest - RSMo 575.150 - Felony
• Warrant for Failure to Appear on the original charge of Domestic Assault 3rd Degree from Randolph County - Felony
• Warrant for a Probation Violation on original charge of DWI Persistent Offender from Randolph County - Felony
• Warrant for failing to appear on the original charge of Driving While Revoked from Howard County - Felony


You can just say "doing the meth" and be done with it.
 
2021-03-05 11:58:41 AM  

RyansPrivates: Was this her?


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Nope. Her.

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NSFWish Explanation
 
2021-03-05 11:58:49 AM  

Stud Gerbil: here she is, guys.
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This picture comes up on google when searching her name, fits pretty well I think.
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2021-03-05 11:59:13 AM  
Well if there is one thing I have learned from "debates" with conservatives about climate change and gun control, it is that things are completely pointless if they are not 100% effective.

So I guess we can now dispense with all the invasive "weapon" searches that LEO rely on to search for contraband when they don't have reasonable suspicion or probable cause.
 
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