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(Scoop Nashville)   Drunk man crashes into drunk friend who crashed into a ditch, who he was coming to help   (scoopnashville.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Blood alcohol content, Metro Police, Melvil Arnt, Natasha Nancel, police note, Nashville, Tennessee, Davidson County, Tennessee, Thursday morning  
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2021-03-05 8:48:22 AM  
I know I'm being judgmental, be he totally looks like the "nice guy" who got friend zoned by the girl but still pines for her and just needs to prove himself and some day, she'll come around.

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2021-03-05 9:32:14 AM  
How was he going to help the ditch?
 
2021-03-05 10:21:18 AM  

Dr.Fey: I know I'm being judgmental, be he totally looks like the "nice guy" who got friend zoned by the girl but still pines for her and just needs to prove himself and some day, she'll come around.

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He has a Cher fetish?
 
2021-03-05 10:23:19 AM  
You Americans always look 10 years older than you should. 30 and 24? Seriously?
 
2021-03-05 10:23:33 AM  
When a ditch is in trouble I am not slow. Its hip hip hip and away I go
 
2021-03-05 10:30:12 AM  
I'm sending in more trains.

I'm Sending In More Trains
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2021-03-05 10:30:18 AM  
Let's not quibble if it was them or the ditch that was drunk
 
2021-03-05 10:30:33 AM  

wademh: How was he going to help the ditch?


Thank you
 
2021-03-05 10:31:06 AM  

Pert: You Americans always look 10 years older than you should. 30 and 24? Seriously?


Location: UK

/I'll just assume this is irony
 
2021-03-05 10:34:05 AM  
They hooked up!
 
2021-03-05 10:36:04 AM  
They'll try to send her to rehab but she'll say no, no, no.
 
2021-03-05 10:39:47 AM  

johnny_vegas: Pert: You Americans always look 10 years older than you should. 30 and 24? Seriously?

Location: UK

/I'll just assume this is irony


I'll just leave this here.  'Why are the British so ugly?': the most Googled questions about the UK

/Dr.Fey is partially of UK descent, so is none too attractive himself
//was that just a "some-of-my-best-friends-are-blank"?
 
2021-03-05 10:40:31 AM  

wademh: How was he going to help the ditch?


Ditches are people, too!  Oh....wait moment....
 
2021-03-05 10:48:58 AM  
Yo dawg.
 
2021-03-05 10:49:42 AM  
But who was phone?
 
2021-03-05 10:54:49 AM  

johnny_vegas: Pert: You Americans always look 10 years older than you should. 30 and 24? Seriously?

Location: UK

/I'll just assume this is irony


I work with a bunch of people aged 25 - 30, and not one of them looks as old as either of the people in the pictures.
 
2021-03-05 10:59:36 AM  
Reminded me of the time one of my cousins crashed in a ditch.  Drunk, of course.  When he saw my motorcycle a bit later, he said, "Hey, I could get a motorcycle license!"  That was his brilliant solution to having lost his "car" license.  "It's the same people.  They already know."  "Oh, yeah.  That makes sense."
 
2021-03-05 11:01:29 AM  
Drunken accidents are like weddings: one leads to another.
 
2021-03-05 11:05:06 AM  

Pert: johnny_vegas: Pert: You Americans always look 10 years older than you should. 30 and 24? Seriously?

Location: UK

/I'll just assume this is irony

I work with a bunch of people aged 25 - 30, and not one of them looks as old as either of the people in the pictures.


Well, there you have it, science wins again!
 
2021-03-05 11:09:10 AM  
Se how dangerous it is to have friends, kids?
 
2021-03-05 11:09:54 AM  
CSB: When I used to do car crash forensics years ago I investigated a similar situation that happened on a reserve nearby. A man is driving in his pickup with his girlfriend on a rural highway and they run out of gas. Tribal police drive by and offer to give him a ride to his other car in town. There's a party going where his car is parked and he goes in for a few drinks where his girlfriend's teenage son is at and ends up in an altercation and brandishes a knife. Not too much comes of the event and he gets in his little Geo Metro to leave back to his truck and hits someone's van on the way out. Van owner hops into his van with the GF's son and they take chase. Geo Metro dude ends up rear ending his own pickup he was going back to recover at full highway speed and van with his gf's son come careening in after, also hitting the truck and rolling in the ditch. Lots of injuries but everyone survives.

The aristocrats!
 
2021-03-05 11:12:20 AM  
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2021-03-05 11:13:03 AM  
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2021-03-05 11:21:41 AM  
Not the kind of rear ending she was looking for.
 
2021-03-05 11:32:13 AM  

johnny_vegas: Pert: johnny_vegas: Pert: You Americans always look 10 years older than you should. 30 and 24? Seriously?

Location: UK

/I'll just assume this is irony

I work with a bunch of people aged 25 - 30, and not one of them looks as old as either of the people in the pictures.

Well, there you have it, science wins again!


So, just to be clear, does anyone think that the people in the pics look good for their age?

Maybe it's just American criminals who look older than they should.
 
2021-03-05 11:39:54 AM  

Pert: johnny_vegas: Pert: johnny_vegas: Pert: You Americans always look 10 years older than you should. 30 and 24? Seriously?

Location: UK

/I'll just assume this is irony

I work with a bunch of people aged 25 - 30, and not one of them looks as old as either of the people in the pictures.

Well, there you have it, science wins again!

So, just to be clear, does anyone think that the people in the pics look good for their age?

Maybe it's just American criminals who look older than they should.


Wait, two drunks in police mugshots after an accident don't look their best????

The hell you say!
 
2021-03-05 12:33:58 PM  

sat1va: CSB: When I used to do car crash forensics years ago I investigated a similar situation that happened on a reserve nearby. A man is driving in his pickup with his girlfriend on a rural highway and they run out of gas. Tribal police drive by and offer to give him a ride to his other car in town. There's a party going where his car is parked and he goes in for a few drinks where his girlfriend's teenage son is at and ends up in an altercation and brandishes a knife. Not too much comes of the event and he gets in his little Geo Metro to leave back to his truck and hits someone's van on the way out. Van owner hops into his van with the GF's son and they take chase. Geo Metro dude ends up rear ending his own pickup he was going back to recover at full highway speed and van with his gf's son come careening in after, also hitting the truck and rolling in the ditch. Lots of injuries but everyone survives.

The aristocrats!


Maybe I'm a bit unclear, did the guy bring someone with him in the Geo or was his only wise decision that night deciding to abandon the POS Geo there and drive the truck back
 
2021-03-05 12:50:44 PM  
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2021-03-05 1:03:18 PM  
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2021-03-05 1:04:42 PM  

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No the eyes of a man who had "two beers"
 
2021-03-05 1:53:54 PM  

iseetheghost: iseetheghost: [Fark user image image 320x400]

No the eyes of a man who had "two beers"

Melvil blew a 0.191 BAC



You are correct!
 
2021-03-06 8:23:40 AM  

sat1va: CSB: When I used to do car crash forensics years ago I investigated a similar situation that happened on a reserve nearby. A man is driving in his pickup with his girlfriend on a rural highway and they run out of gas. Tribal police drive by and offer to give him a ride to his other car in town. There's a party going where his car is parked and he goes in for a few drinks where his girlfriend's teenage son is at and ends up in an altercation and brandishes a knife. Not too much comes of the event and he gets in his little Geo Metro to leave back to his truck and hits someone's van on the way out. Van owner hops into his van with the GF's son and they take chase. Geo Metro dude ends up rear ending his own pickup he was going back to recover at full highway speed and van with his gf's son come careening in after, also hitting the truck and rolling in the ditch. Lots of injuries but everyone survives.

The aristocrats!


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