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(Marketwatch)   Who says you can't put lipstick on a pig?   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Cosmetics, Chief executive officer, Executive officer, E.L.F. Beauty Inc., E.L.F.'s chief marketing officer, Kohl's Corp., Ralph Lauren, Kohl's Chief Executive Michelle Gass  
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802 clicks; posted to Business » on 05 Mar 2021 at 3:03 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2021-03-05 1:41:57 PM  
Read the headline 3 times, then looked at the url to see if it was the Onion.

Then close the tab without reading further.

2021-03-05 2:09:06 PM  
But also ...

You can and should put lipstick on a pig. That's the only way to know where it sits.

/ok, I'm done, someone else post please
2021-03-05 3:09:41 PM  
Never go ATM
2021-03-05 3:47:34 PM  
Nobody says that. The saying is that you CAN put lipstick on a pig, but it is still a pig (or whatever the stupid saying is)
2021-03-05 5:42:00 PM  
Hockey moms?
2021-03-05 5:43:48 PM  
Now you can look like you just powered down a big beef burrito and whole-mouthed a dish of guac.
2021-03-05 11:30:00 PM  
It looks like the 70s.
2021-03-06 4:28:25 PM  
Lipstick that gives you explosive diarrhea. It's a suppository! It's a dessert topping!
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