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(WCTV Tallahassee)   If you're in the Boston area, beware of Satan trying to get a new date in the subway system   (wctv.tv) divider line
    More: Strange, Public transport, Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority, Park and ride, 20-year-old woman, City transit police, Rapid transit, Orange Line, Prince of Darkness  
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2437 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Mar 2021 at 9:50 AM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-03-05 8:41:44 AM  
Son?
 
2021-03-05 8:51:24 AM  
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2021-03-05 9:51:38 AM  
"though"
 
2021-03-05 9:52:08 AM  
Charlie, Is that you?
 
2021-03-05 9:53:54 AM  
FTA: "He was ejected from the station."

Code?
 
2021-03-05 9:54:00 AM  
I've seen footnotes longer than that article.
 
2021-03-05 9:56:41 AM  
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"I bet he doesn't even power bottom."
 
2021-03-05 9:57:36 AM  
Damn autocorrect changed it from "I am single" to "I am Satan."
 
2021-03-05 9:58:58 AM  
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2021-03-05 10:00:37 AM  

the_rhino: I've seen footnotes longer than that article.


The page it links to is better, and gives even more disturbing detail.

But really, what do you want here, both of their full backstories, like some sort of 2010s reboot of a classic movie?
 
2021-03-05 10:02:05 AM  
She was just disappointed that Santa was dressed all in black, rather than his normal bright red, and didn't look at all jolly.
 
2021-03-05 10:03:55 AM  

BigNumber12: the_rhino: I've seen footnotes longer than that article.

The page it links to is better, and gives even more disturbing detail.

But really, what do you want here, both of their full backstories, like some sort of 2010s reboot of a classic movie?


I don't really know what I was looking for.  I guess something more than "there was a weirdo on the T, the end".
 
2021-03-05 10:04:24 AM  
Don't worry, Bob's on his way as we speak. 

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Anyone from Boston should at least have seen Bob once in his or her life. Funny story, buddies and I leaving a day game at Fenway and saw him in Kenmore. Took the T back to Harvard and he was there again in the Square. We were like, does he have a twin?  Was freaky to say the least.
 
2021-03-05 10:04:33 AM  
well he is a Prince
 
2021-03-05 10:04:47 AM  
Don't worry. We have our own Jesus superhero in Boston.

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/Actually haven't seen him in a while
 
2021-03-05 10:04:53 AM  
Like June 66th?

RTF'A', Oh.
 
2021-03-05 10:05:17 AM  

swankywanky: Don't worry, Bob's on his way as we speak. 

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Anyone from Boston should at least have seen Bob once in his or her life. Funny story, buddies and I leaving a day game at Fenway and saw him in Kenmore. Took the T back to Harvard and he was there again in the Square. We were like, does he have a twin?  Was freaky to say the least.


Fahk. Beat me to it.
 
2021-03-05 10:06:21 AM  

soopey: swankywanky: Don't worry, Bob's on his way as we speak. 

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Anyone from Boston should at least have seen Bob once in his or her life. Funny story, buddies and I leaving a day game at Fenway and saw him in Kenmore. Took the T back to Harvard and he was there again in the Square. We were like, does he have a twin?  Was freaky to say the least.

Fahk. Beat me to it.


ha ha!  so close!!  :-)
 
2021-03-05 10:08:06 AM  

swankywanky: Don't worry, Bob's on his way as we speak. 

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Anyone from Boston should at least have seen Bob once in his or her life. Funny story, buddies and I leaving a day game at Fenway and saw him in Kenmore. Took the T back to Harvard and he was there again in the Square. We were like, does he have a twin?  Was freaky to say the least.


I would certainly be more inclined to take spiritual guidance from someone who can teleport.
 
2021-03-05 10:14:34 AM  
The woman told police the man typed something on his phone and when he showed her, it said "I am Satan."

She pointed out the 22-year-old man, who told officers he was only flirting and said he was going to try and get her number.

He was ejected from the station.


For what?

I mean, that's not the sort of approach I would have used, but I fail to see what was actually disruptive or harmful hear.   A simple warning almost certainly would have sufficed.

"Hey, you creeped out that lady.  Leave her alone.  Don't make us remove you.  And some personal advice:  Come up with a better angle, or at least limit it to hitting on Goth chicks." probably would have been enough.

I mean, unless there was something more that we're not being told here.
 
2021-03-05 10:15:16 AM  

dittybopper: I fail to see what was actually disruptive or harmful hear.


sed 's/harmful hear/harmful here/g'

Damn auto-erotica.
 
2021-03-05 10:19:02 AM  
Pretending to be Satan....I'm not even sure what circle of Hell that is.
 
2021-03-05 10:20:29 AM  

dittybopper: at least limit it to hitting on Goth chicks.


Everyone knows the canonical goth pickup line is "Nice boots."
 
2021-03-05 10:21:11 AM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: Pretending to be Satan....I'm not even sure what circle of Hell that is.


Well, he was all in black, wearing a mask, didn't hurt anyone.

It might not be an imposter.
 
2021-03-05 10:32:38 AM  
This guy:
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Would like you to know he is NOT the guy referenced in the article.

Reminds me of:
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2021-03-05 10:33:05 AM  
Did she type back "get behind me"?
 
2021-03-05 10:38:42 AM  
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2021-03-05 10:42:19 AM  

AliceBToklasLives: Did she type back "get behind me"?


Anything you want, baby.
 
2021-03-05 10:47:31 AM  
So, it's left to me to ask the most important question, "Was she hot?"
It should be in the cops' incident report.
 
2021-03-05 10:48:31 AM  
I'm pretty sure it was this guy, the evil he's perpetrated with this knows no bounds
James Blunt - You're Beautiful (Video)
Youtube oofSnsGkops
 
2021-03-05 10:55:21 AM  
That kind of pickup line doesn't work in Boston.

You gotta head to Salem for that. Plenty of baby bats would find that funny.
 
2021-03-05 11:05:14 AM  
So... our Lord and Savior Lucifer got KICKED OUT of the underground?

/personally, I'd rather be there... less dumbass Trump supporters down there (for now), and Ol' Nick would lose his job as Lord of Darkness if he went to Washington DC.

//My guy doesn't mind watching people die and all, but when you see good policemen dying for Baby Hitler, well...

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"Who can ah stabs with muh Trump flag while ahm here?

I lubs America an' my guns... and Bubba, who was deep inside of me last night SO GUUUD..."
 
2021-03-05 11:06:33 AM  
Satan needs more sensitivity training.
 
2021-03-05 11:09:28 AM  
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"He copied my women-repelling gimmick and didn't get stabbed by a psycho killer? Some guys have all the luck."
 
2021-03-05 11:14:59 AM  
Wow, even the devil is masking-up. Says a lot about Americans.
 
2021-03-05 11:16:19 AM  
"He was ejected from the station"
Saucy!
 
2021-03-05 11:26:40 AM  
Nothing says romance like a T station. And dressing as the Prince of the Damned.
 
2021-03-05 11:28:00 AM  
This may be the most Boston story I've read in a while.
 
2021-03-05 11:48:49 AM  
Another freak at Forest Hills? Don't you change a thing J.P. you son of a biatch! Shine on you crazy diamond!

I hope Bob is around for the 12% Fenway capacity to proselytize about the evil demons (Skankees fans) that walk amongst us.
 
2021-03-05 11:51:46 AM  
For reference, this is the T station that serves the same neighborhood that has that house with the 'open floor plan' toilet from the article from yesterday or the day before.
 
2021-03-05 11:53:51 AM  
obligatory:
The Devil Came Up To Boston (Video) Adam Ezra Group
Youtube zWVcIn7Q4Cc
 
2021-03-05 11:54:36 AM  

Billy Bathsalt: obligatory:
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Hahsh language NSFW
 
2021-03-05 12:02:52 PM  
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2021-03-05 12:06:00 PM  
FYI: Satan doesn't wear black. Black would be this guy:

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2021-03-05 12:31:52 PM  
Devil's Advocate Subway Scene
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2021-03-05 12:35:56 PM  

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Came for this; leaving satisfied.
 
2021-03-05 12:38:02 PM  

rfenster: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/FiHwk4JZ​FJw]


shiat... how did I not think of that reference?
 
2021-03-05 12:49:51 PM  
I meant to type "I am Stan." Damn autocorrect.
I don't think I deserved to get kicked out for that.
 
2021-03-05 1:20:32 PM  

the_rhino: BigNumber12: the_rhino: I've seen footnotes longer than that article.

The page it links to is better, and gives even more disturbing detail.

But really, what do you want here, both of their full backstories, like some sort of 2010s reboot of a classic movie?

I don't really know what I was looking for.  I guess something more than "there was a weirdo on the T, the end".


If we printed stories about there being a weirdo on the T, we would have 10 a day.
 
2021-03-05 3:20:03 PM  
Just proves one thing. What little men knew about talking to women before the pandemic has completely gone out the window. That knowledge is lost.
 
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