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2021-03-05 7:55:42 AM  
Conservatism in 10 words or less.
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2021-03-05 8:10:52 AM  

SpectroBoy: Conservatism in 10 words or less.
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Conditions that might have included being slaughtered by our ancestors
 
2021-03-05 8:40:33 AM  

no1curr: SpectroBoy: Conservatism in 10 words or less.
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Conditions that might have included being slaughtered by our ancestors


We farked them, and then we killed them.
 
2021-03-05 8:46:30 AM  

no1curr: SpectroBoy: Conservatism in 10 words or less.
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Conditions that might have included being slaughtered by our ancestors


That just makes it worse. Conservatives! The inferior hominids!
 
2021-03-05 8:47:08 AM  

raerae1980: no1curr: SpectroBoy: Conservatism in 10 words or less.
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Conditions that might have included being slaughtered by our ancestors

We farked them, and then we killed them.


Now we should do the same to the GQP.
 
2021-03-05 8:53:05 AM  

raerae1980: no1curr: SpectroBoy: Conservatism in 10 words or less.
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Conditions that might have included being slaughtered by our ancestors

We farked them, and then we killed them.


Well, at least we got gingers out of the deal.
 
2021-03-05 8:53:37 AM  
I say we all kick back and read Clan of the Cave Bear.
 
2021-03-05 8:53:59 AM  

no1curr: SpectroBoy: Conservatism in 10 words or less.
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Conditions that might have included being slaughtered by our ancestors


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2021-03-05 8:54:53 AM  
how

just

how are they not trolling at this point?

where's the Report button for Congress? Doesn't Congress have mods?
 
2021-03-05 8:55:10 AM  
It's sad what journalism has become.  Yet another "article" that just regurgitates a bunch of tweets.  Add a paragraph or two to the beginning - boom - done - pay me!
 
2021-03-05 8:55:18 AM  
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2021-03-05 8:55:57 AM  

bainsguy: how

just

how are they not trolling at this point?

where's the Report button for Congress? Doesn't Congress have mods?


If only
 
2021-03-05 8:56:52 AM  

bainsguy: how

just

how are they not trolling at this point?

where's the Report button for Congress? Doesn't Congress have mods?


There are no trolls on gov.com
 
2021-03-05 8:56:55 AM  
Right wingers, who have spent 50 years openly dehumanizing Democrats whine the hardest when anyone hits back at them.
 
2021-03-05 8:57:00 AM  
To be fair, Republicans are offended by everything.
 
2021-03-05 8:57:51 AM  

bainsguy: how

just

how are they not trolling at this point?

where's the Report button for Congress? Doesn't Congress have mods?


Middle America at election time:

Hmmmmmmmm.


Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM​MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
 
2021-03-05 8:58:07 AM  

holdmybones: bainsguy: how

just

how are they not trolling at this point?

where's the Report button for Congress? Doesn't Congress have mods?

There are no trolls on senate.us.gov


Is there anything better than farking up a joke because you see the comment you're replying to is one minute old and you want to keep things super fresh?
 
2021-03-05 8:58:23 AM  

Cheron: I say we all kick back and read Clan of the Cave Bear.


I agree.. that's like 400 pages of paleo-erotica.
 
2021-03-05 8:59:22 AM  

jso2897: raerae1980: no1curr: SpectroBoy: Conservatism in 10 words or less.
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Conditions that might have included being slaughtered by our ancestors

We farked them, and then we killed them.

Well, at least we got gingers out of the deal.


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2021-03-05 9:00:37 AM  

neongoats: Cheron: I say we all kick back and read Clan of the Cave Bear.

I agree.. that's like 400 pages of paleo-erotica.


I sure liked it when I was twelve.
 
2021-03-05 9:01:36 AM  
At first I thought Marco Rubio was trying to make a joke or something.  Turns out this is just the talking points they've come up with.
 
2021-03-05 9:01:39 AM  

Slide10000: It's sad what journalism has become.  Yet another "article" that just regurgitates a bunch of tweets.  Add a paragraph or two to the beginning - boom - done - pay me!


Well, since they are not restrained by costs to cover paper, ink, distribution, etc, they have the freedom to publish anything that gets you to their site so maybe you click an ad.
 
2021-03-05 9:01:51 AM  
Just when you think republicans have shown you their whole ass, they let you know there's just a little more cheek.
 
2021-03-05 9:02:29 AM  

NeverDrunk23: bainsguy: how

just

how are they not trolling at this point?

where's the Report button for Congress? Doesn't Congress have mods?

Middle America at election time:

Hmmmmmmmm.


Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM​MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.


It's the same feeling I have on why ANYONE likes Zeon from Mobile Suit Gundam when they gassed fellow space colonists who were supposedly their "equals" as Spacenoids, then steered their colonies to Earth to kill off the central government that they hated.
 
2021-03-05 9:03:04 AM  

Slide10000: It's sad what journalism has become.  Yet another "article" that just regurgitates a bunch of tweets.  Add a paragraph or two to the beginning - boom - done - pay me!


Thanks to budget cuts it's now considered being a foreign correspondent.
 
2021-03-05 9:04:30 AM  

rosekolodny: neongoats: Cheron: I say we all kick back and read Clan of the Cave Bear.

I agree.. that's like 400 pages of paleo-erotica.

I sure liked it when I was twelve.


It was by far the best wank material I ever found in the high school library, that's for damn sure.
 
2021-03-05 9:04:33 AM  
Great headline, Subby. Very accurate and amusing
 
2021-03-05 9:06:27 AM  
Holy Hell.

Are the Neanderthals going to become the new founding fathers where the right just applies whatever traits to them that the idiots believe will stick it to them Dems?

Rae Dawn Chong should be given the most thanks by all......well, all men at the very least
 
2021-03-05 9:07:07 AM  

raerae1980: no1curr: SpectroBoy: Conservatism in 10 words or less.
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Conditions that might have included being slaughtered by our ancestors

We farked them, and then we killed them.


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2021-03-05 9:09:26 AM  

KarmicDisaster: To be fair, Republicans are offended by everything.


Not hypocrisy.  Remember when Republicans didn't like evolution being taught in schools but are now embrace it in Congress?
 
2021-03-05 9:11:24 AM  

SpectroBoy: raerae1980: no1curr: SpectroBoy: Conservatism in 10 words or less.
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Conditions that might have included being slaughtered by our ancestors

We farked them, and then we killed them.

Now we should do the same to the GQP.


It's a weird fetish, but I won't kink shame you on it.
 
2021-03-05 9:11:51 AM  

raerae1980: no1curr: SpectroBoy: Conservatism in 10 words or less.
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Conditions that might have included being slaughtered by our ancestors

We farked them, and then we killed them.


So they WERE conservative.
 
2021-03-05 9:12:13 AM  
Zing!

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2021-03-05 9:22:27 AM  
One of the worst parts of twitter becoming a functioningcomponent of our political discussion is this idea of the "own", as if it moves the dial even a decimal place in either direction. What happens instead is liberals pass around memes of a twitter post and a single response, and pretend some kind of victory has been had, and conservatives do roughly the same. There isn't a scoreboard. No one passes around the same meme and then conservatives are like, "Bah, those liberals really tore down that dishonest morally bankrupt talking point didn't they? Points for them I s'pose." And liberals aren't like, "Man those five million conservative tweets of Schumar saying "Awoman" at the end of a prayer really highlight the idea of taking a concept too far, guess it's points to them."

It's one thing to have a valid forum to debunk and deprogram political lies and propaganda, and another to have one where we all get to pat ourselves on the back about how smart our side is.

/Social Media is awful
 
2021-03-05 9:22:30 AM  
God damn. This is painfully stupid. I thought that the Dr Seuss shiat was dumb.
 
2021-03-05 9:24:17 AM  

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Yeah, but the Neanderthals had the National Slingshot Association to deal with those liberal hunter gatherers back then! Fark those berry eaters and that "herbivore" lifestyle, we eat nothing but saber tooth tigers and woolly mammoths! "STUGGUS LIBUS!!"
 
2021-03-05 9:26:33 AM  

jso2897: raerae1980: no1curr: SpectroBoy: Conservatism in 10 words or less.
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Conditions that might have included being slaughtered by our ancestors

We farked them, and then we killed them.

Well, at least we got gingers out of the deal.


Karen Gillan...*drools*
 
2021-03-05 9:26:42 AM  

Totally Sharky Complete: Zing!

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heh

"You're an idiot."

"Nuh uh!!  I'm a f*ckin' idiot AND a moron!"

"..."
 
2021-03-05 9:29:09 AM  
On the plus side, some Evangelicals are no longer Evolution Denialists, so I guess that's progress?
 
2021-03-05 9:40:54 AM  

Xanlexian: Totally Sharky Complete: Zing!

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heh

"You're an idiot."

"Nuh uh!!  I'm a f*ckin' idiot AND a moron!"

"..."


Biden: "Good news everyone: we are currently on track to have this thing just about beat in three months."
Republicans: "So that means we can take our masks off now!"
Biden: "What? We almost have this beat; dropping out guard now will only cause senseless deaths you idiot."
Republicans: "Did you hear that? He called us idiots! Look whose 'mask' just came off! This is the biggest scandal since the last Democratic candidate called us obnoxious!"

Seriously, they are already grifting off "owning" the allegation and trying to transform it as the first president in decades to attend weekly mass being anti-Christian.

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2021-03-05 9:42:25 AM  
They don't care. Idiots like us are stupid enough to talk about it thus keeping them in the news.
 
2021-03-05 9:46:20 AM  

Grungehamster: Xanlexian: Totally Sharky Complete: Zing!

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heh

"You're an idiot."

"Nuh uh!!  I'm a f*ckin' idiot AND a moron!"

"..."

Biden: "Good news everyone: we are currently on track to have this thing just about beat in three months."
Republicans: "So that means we can take our masks off now!"
Biden: "What? We almost have this beat; dropping out guard now will only cause senseless deaths you idiot."
Republicans: "Did you hear that? He called us idiots! Look whose 'mask' just came off! This is the biggest scandal since the last Democratic candidate called us obnoxious!"

Seriously, they are already grifting off "owning" the allegation and trying to transform it as the first president in decades to attend weekly mass being anti-Christian.

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Is there some word that indicates 8 levels lower than pathetic? Holy shiat.
 
2021-03-05 9:49:12 AM  
I don't think they understand how this works. Biden is also of European descent. That's why he's allowed to say the N-word.
 
2021-03-05 9:50:11 AM  
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LOL Phil Hartman's Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer has to be one of the funnies g-damn things I've ever seen.

(paraphrased)
"Your world "frightens" and "confuses" me and I don't know much - but I do know one thing - my client is innocent..."
 
2021-03-05 10:14:15 AM  
MONGO taylor greene wants to know "what's going on in here guys?"

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2021-03-05 10:15:17 AM  
The GOP just released its new party logo as it goes through a rebrand.
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2021-03-05 10:17:47 AM  
Basket of Neanderthals.
 
2021-03-05 10:19:32 AM  
I thought they wanted a president who tells it like it is and calls a spade a spade and won't give in to PC cancel culture.
 
2021-03-05 10:21:40 AM  

rosekolodny: and calls a spade a spade


This part is the key here. It's all about the racism for them.
 
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