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(The Detroit_News)   Tesla excited to mine its own lithium, provide its own hookers and blackjack   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Electric car, Electric vehicle, Elon Musk, Automotive industry, own lithium mining rights, Chief executive officer, Tesla Inc., Clay  
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498 clicks; posted to Business » on 05 Mar 2021 at 12:05 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2021-03-05 10:54:33 AM  
And they'll do all this while being smug about it.

Lifepo cells are dense power houses. Want to build a battery soon as I can get my hands on some affordable ones.
2021-03-05 12:15:50 PM  
Overbearing, hubristic, self-indulgent insecure rich old white dudes who abuse their workers have historically generated some pretty big mining returns
2021-03-05 12:23:17 PM  
I heard about the Pidemont possible back in september. Grabbed 10 stocks of it. So far its up 100%
2021-03-05 12:27:29 PM  
It would probably be quicker to start raiding the houses of bi-polar people.
2021-03-05 12:47:15 PM  
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2021-03-05 1:30:38 PM  
No word yet on where they'll obtain their ion supply.
2021-03-05 1:36:35 PM  
"Lithium raw materials are most commonly extracted at brine operations which pump liquid from underground reservoirs into vast evaporation ponds, or in traditional hard rock mines."

If only they could partner with someone with boring technology.
2021-03-05 1:49:45 PM is it about time for the fake lithium mining memes to pop up again?
2021-03-05 1:51:20 PM  
So, Tesla is finally entering into the bipolar disorder pharmaceutical industry.
2021-03-05 2:47:43 PM  
TSLA stock is mining for ore at this point.
2021-03-05 2:56:11 PM  

atlantic_lotion: So, Tesla is finally entering into the bipolar disorder pharmaceutical industry.

Feeling out of sorts?  Lick your battery!  Yes, every Tesla's Lithium Ion battery now comes with a special port enabling you to self-medicate while in auto-pilot mode!
2021-03-05 3:48:56 PM  
Emerald mine, lithium mine, every family should have a mine.
2021-03-06 8:36:10 PM  
This is how Japanese companies are run. Control the supply chain completely from raw material to sales points. Expensive but reliable
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