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(Politico)   A new poll of morons shows a tie between Pence and DeSantis   (politico.com) divider line
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2021-03-05 10:36:40 AM  
What is the Trumper fascination with losers these days?
 
2021-03-05 3:47:34 PM  
"If President Trump chose not to run, it's clear his supporters are already gravitating towards VP Mike Pence, FL. Gov. Ron DeSantis and Sen. Ted Cruz," Fabrizio said.

Good God.

I actually thought Pence was through.
 
2021-03-05 4:23:35 PM  

edmo: What is the Trumper fascination with losers these days?


They want to be led by someone like themselves.
 
2021-03-05 4:34:59 PM  
They don't think a relative unknown might emerge? I'm not exactly a current events scholar but I and other people never of Bill Clinton or Obama at this point in their candidacies.

But my God, way to pick the three worst possible candidates.
 
2021-03-05 6:04:50 PM  

edmo: What is the Trumper fascination with losers these days?


Birds of a feather...
 
2021-03-05 6:10:21 PM  
How can conservatives at this point choose between DeSantis or Pence? Neither one has insulted Ted Cruz and then gotten Cruz to grovel at their feet.
 
2021-03-05 6:13:48 PM  
Wouldn't Texans at the very least not go for Cruz?
 
2021-03-05 6:15:13 PM  
I thought they wanted to hang Pence?
 
2021-03-05 6:17:07 PM  
"But when Fabrizio combined the results with Trump voters' second choices, DeSantis and Pence were tied with 22 percent, with Texas Sen. Ted Cruz coming in a close third, with 19 percent."


Lol -- ranked choice voting used for a poll of GOP voters about GOP candidates, while the GOP sues in court to stop RCV from getting used places it passes in legislation.
 
2021-03-05 6:20:28 PM  
They wanted to hang Pants 2 months ago. I honestly can't even. I tried to even. This is 7 red lines strictly perpendicular, some with green ink some with transparent ink.
 
2021-03-05 6:20:59 PM  

edmo: What is the Trumper fascination with losers these days?


They like someone who's a bigger loser than they are ?
 
2021-03-05 6:22:04 PM  
"If President Trump chose not to run, it's clear his supporters are already gravitating towards VP Mike Pence, FL. Gov. Ron DeSantis and Sen. Ted Cruz," Fabrizio said.


Yeah because why wouldn't they want to gravitate toward the man they wanted to lunch on Capitol hill.
 
2021-03-05 6:23:00 PM  

recondite cetacean: They wanted to hang Pants 2 months ago. I honestly can't even. I tried to even. This is 7 red lines strictly perpendicular, some with green ink some with transparent ink.


GOP: you will never find a more wretched hive of cucks and whores.
 
2021-03-05 6:25:30 PM  
DeSantis and Pence tied in new poll of Trump voters

For biggest toady?
 
2021-03-05 6:28:09 PM  
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2021-03-05 6:28:14 PM  

Resin33: I thought they wanted to hang Pence?


I really thought his career was over. Might still be.
 
2021-03-05 6:28:35 PM  
Chicago Tribune said today that former IL governor Rauner donated like $250,000 to DeSantis' campaign. I always knew Rauner was a POS.
 
2021-03-05 6:29:29 PM  

pueblonative: "If President Trump chose not to run, it's clear his supporters are already gravitating towards VP Mike Pence, FL. Gov. Ron DeSantis and Sen. Ted Cruz," Fabrizio said.


Yeah because why wouldn't they want to gravitate toward the man they wanted to lunch on Capitol hill.


With fava beans and a nice Chianti?
 
2021-03-05 6:30:22 PM  
"If President Trump chose not to run, it's clear his supporters are already gravitating towards VP Mike Pence, FL. Gov. Ron DeSantis and Sen. Ted Cruz," Fabrizio said.

So the choice is between Miracle Whip, Fleriduh Mang, and a TV Evangelist?
And the rabid farknutz would follow any of them because of Libs, Antifa and 'Murrika!

This country is screwed because fully one 1/4 of the citizens are complete and irredeemable morans, and that's being nice.
 
2021-03-05 6:32:11 PM  

anfrind: pueblonative: "If President Trump chose not to run, it's clear his supporters are already gravitating towards VP Mike Pence, FL. Gov. Ron DeSantis and Sen. Ted Cruz," Fabrizio said.


Yeah because why wouldn't they want to gravitate toward the man they wanted to lunch on Capitol hill.

With fava beans and a nice Chianti?


Give the dude a break, you know he meant to type "launch".
 
2021-03-05 6:32:26 PM  
And not one of them will come within smelling distance of the presidency.  We learned our lesson after 2016, we won't get complacent again.  We were >< this close to becoming a fascist country, and won't ever get that close again...if we do, we deserve it.
 
2021-03-05 6:36:13 PM  

Tarl3k: And not one of them will come within smelling distance of the presidency.  We learned our lesson after 2016, we won't get complacent again.


I'm sorry, what?

We haven't learned shiat.
 
2021-03-05 6:36:25 PM  
Ted Cruz looks like he would sniff his sister in laws panties.
 
2021-03-05 6:48:12 PM  

Severaux: Tarl3k: And not one of them will come within smelling distance of the presidency.  We learned our lesson after 2016, we won't get complacent again.

I'm sorry, what?

We haven't learned shiat.


We voted out Trump and two GOP senators that no one would think happened.
 
2021-03-05 6:49:47 PM  
I can't wait for the GOP primary attack ads against each other. Cause they're sure as hell not running on their records.
 
2021-03-05 6:55:10 PM  
they'll pick DeSuckass if given the chance. his fat play-doh face comforts them when they miss Dear Leader and his sexy looks.

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seriously, SO MANY things are wrong with trumpy's glorious mug.

look at 1998 trump vs. 2021 trump. and be afraid.....

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2021-03-05 6:55:30 PM  
It's like the four duncemen of the apocalypse.
 
2021-03-05 6:56:14 PM  

mikalmd: edmo: What is the Trumper fascination with losers these days?

They like someone who's a bigger loser than they are ?


Fat Mustard Guy/Poop Dollar 2024
 
2021-03-05 6:58:27 PM  
Can't fix stupid.

/ but we can bury them at the polls.
 
2021-03-05 7:00:34 PM  
What is this bullschit?
 
2021-03-05 7:00:58 PM  

Befuddled: How can conservatives at this point choose between DeSantis or Pence? Neither one has insulted Ted Cruz and then gotten Cruz to grovel at their feet.


Weren't they trying to hang one of those guys 5 weeks ago?
 
2021-03-05 7:03:26 PM  

JustSayYo: Befuddled: How can conservatives at this point choose between DeSantis or Pence? Neither one has insulted Ted Cruz and then gotten Cruz to grovel at their feet.

Weren't they trying to hang one of those guys 5 weeks ago?


And like most Republican policy goals, they sucked at it.
 
2021-03-05 7:10:32 PM  
The Florida arsehole I get. He's completely incompetent but he's "hurting the right people". Pence, though? What has he done?
What makes you think a spineless, ballless, slug like him is actually capable of anything? If he was in an 80s cartoon he wouldn't even be the second to the supervillain, he'd be the henchman in the slightly fancier costume leading the other henchmen to their slaughter.
He's a completely subservient, dimwit. He doesn't care about you and he certainly doesn't care about himself or his family.
No one who cared about his family would be out there supporting those who raided the capitol to kill him or those who called for his death. None of them would have shed a tear about killing Mother on the way to him.
He's absolutely beyond contempt. A sniveling toadie that desires nothing but to be used and thrown away. Why anyone else would have more respect for him than he does for himself is absolutely baffling.
 
2021-03-05 7:11:17 PM  

luna1580: they'll pick DeSuckass if given the chance. his fat play-doh face comforts them when they miss Dear Leader and his sexy looks.


He looks like Bill Pullman if he ate one of those ID4 aliens.
 
2021-03-05 7:14:09 PM  

Por que tan serioso: Ted Cruz looks like he would sniff his sister in laws panties.


People don't do that?
 
2021-03-05 7:17:33 PM  

Por que tan serioso: Ted Cruz looks like he would sniff wear his sister in laws panties.


FTFY
 
2021-03-05 7:23:19 PM  
"I don't know if I should stay in the public eye, Mother. Those people chanted that they wanted me hung".

"No Dear, they were chanting that you were hung. They love you. But if you choose a woman running mate you're back in the fruit cellar".

"Yes, Mother".
 
2021-03-05 7:24:06 PM  

Por que tan serioso: Ted Cruz looks like he would sniff his sister in laws panties.


Maybe that's where his wife's g-spot is.
 
2021-03-05 7:29:40 PM  

anfrind: pueblonative: "If President Trump chose not to run, it's clear his supporters are already gravitating towards VP Mike Pence, FL. Gov. Ron DeSantis and Sen. Ted Cruz," Fabrizio said.


Yeah because why wouldn't they want to gravitate toward the man they wanted to lunch on Capitol hill.

With fava beans and a nice Chianti?


And there it is.
 
2021-03-05 7:33:25 PM  

recondite cetacean: They wanted to hang Pants 2 months ago. I honestly can't even. I tried to even. This is 7 red lines strictly perpendicular, some with green ink some with transparent ink.



It's like quantum mechanics applied to goal post shifting. Don't even look. It's just not worth the bother.
 
2021-03-05 7:33:56 PM  

dryknife: Por que tan serioso: Ted Cruz looks like he would sniff his sister in laws panties.

Maybe that's where his wife's g-spot is.


He can't find his own G-spot.
 
2021-03-05 8:38:28 PM  
It's gonna be Trump.  You know it.  I know it.  The world knows it.  He's going to run again, and since democrats won't be allowed to vote, he's gonna win.

There's no other possible way this can pan out.
 
2021-03-05 8:51:14 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: It's gonna be Trump.  You know it.  I know it.  The world knows it.  He's going to run again, and since democrats won't be allowed to vote, he's gonna win. There's no other possible way this can pan out.


I dunno, a lot can happen in almost four years. But the republicans, especially DeSantis are doing everything they can to stop the non-rich from voting.
 
2021-03-05 9:03:51 PM  

basicstock: Por que tan serioso: Ted Cruz looks like he would sniff wear his sister in laws panties.

FTFY


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2021-03-05 10:41:59 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: The Florida arsehole I get. He's completely incompetent but he's "hurting the right people". Pence, though? What has he done?
What makes you think a spineless, ballless, slug like him is actually capable of anything? If he was in an 80s cartoon he wouldn't even be the second to the supervillain, he'd be the henchman in the slightly fancier costume leading the other henchmen to their slaughter.
He's a completely subservient, dimwit. He doesn't care about you and he certainly doesn't care about himself or his family.
No one who cared about his family would be out there supporting those who raided the capitol to kill him or those who called for his death. None of them would have shed a tear about killing Mother on the way to him.
He's absolutely beyond contempt. A sniveling toadie that desires nothing but to be used and thrown away. Why anyone else would have more respect for him than he does for himself is absolutely baffling.


Pence killed a bunch of people by bungling the response to an AIDS outbreak when he was governor of Indiana, so he's got that going for him.
 
2021-03-05 10:55:21 PM  
My money is on DeSantis, as he will make whatever Democrat squirm over how well Florida did with COVID compared to blue states like NY and CA that had both more lockdowns and more COVID deaths per capita than FL.  The Democrats already blew their next elections when they decided to keep the filibuster.
 
2021-03-05 11:07:28 PM  

Unknown Subject: My money is on DeSantis, as he will make whatever Democrat squirm over how well Florida did with COVID compared to blue states like NY and CA that had both more lockdowns and more COVID deaths per capita than FL.  The Democrats already blew their next elections when they decided to keep the filibuster.


Got your lips fused to Desantis's ass huh?
 
2021-03-05 11:12:01 PM  

Unknown Subject: My money is on DeSantis, as he will make whatever Democrat squirm over how well Florida did with COVID compared to blue states like NY and CA that had both more lockdowns and more COVID deaths per capita than FL.


Sure, when you fark with the numbers it always looks good. FL now has more cases than CA And it's going to get worse now that places are re-opening and DeSantis isn't promoting masks and coming up with new ways to get more people infected every day.

DeSantis has the Trump playbook and he's running it step by step.
 
2021-03-06 4:07:47 AM  
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2021-03-06 6:11:28 AM  
They never learn, do they?
 
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