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(The Hollywood Reporter)   A Quiet Place II: The Shushening moved back to a Memorial Day release   (hollywoodreporter.com) divider line
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2021-03-05 5:12:06 PM  
I think they shushed everything that needed to be shushed in the first one. But according to CA law, a horror movie that makes 2005.61% of its budget requires several sequels and a reboot.
 
2021-03-05 6:31:14 PM  
Quiet Place 2: Loud Fart Boogaloo
 
2021-03-05 6:39:50 PM  
The first one lost me with the nail in the board that had no reason to be there, wasn't actually nailed to anything, had somehow not been a problem for the years they had lived there, and served no purpose except to ratchet up the tension.
 
2021-03-05 6:41:54 PM  
the Tony Hendra obit was more interesting
 
2021-03-05 6:43:34 PM  
A Quiet Place II: Burrito Night
 
2021-03-05 7:04:41 PM  
The first movie was like The Village.
Okay on first watch. Falls apart when thinking about it.

Watching a movie all the way through doesn't mean it's a well made film.
 
2021-03-05 7:18:07 PM  

Bot v2.38beta: The first movie was like The Village. Okay on first watch. Falls apart when thinking about it.


I thought you were going to say, like me, you figured out the "twist" in the first 15 minutes (and I suck at guessing twists).

/actually don't know if there was a twist, per se in A Quiet Place
//saw it but was shiatfaced
 
2021-03-05 7:24:18 PM  
I thought the first one was entertaining.  Interesting concept, sort of like a societal revenge fantasy dreamt up by a perverse librarian.
 
2021-03-05 7:37:25 PM  

Esroc: The first one lost me with the nail in the board that had no reason to be there, wasn't actually nailed to anything, had somehow not been a problem for the years they had lived there, and served no purpose except to ratchet up the tension.


Except Nail's performance was so memorable. Probably the most believable character (well, except for "Why is she even here?")

I'm just saying: the role was better portrayed than any of the other characters.

Also, Nail understood the simple commandment "Be Quiet."
 
2021-03-05 7:38:25 PM  
I thought the first one was decent, provided you don't give any thought at all to how implausible it all is. No need for a sequel.
 
2021-03-05 7:48:44 PM  

Esroc: The first one lost me with the nail in the board that had no reason to be there, wasn't actually nailed to anything, had somehow not been a problem for the years they had lived there, and served no purpose except to ratchet up the tension.


The nail was beyond stupid. Why would someone hammer a nail into a step from the bottom?
 
2021-03-05 7:53:35 PM  

baron von doodle: Esroc: The first one lost me with the nail in the board that had no reason to be there, wasn't actually nailed to anything, had somehow not been a problem for the years they had lived there, and served no purpose except to ratchet up the tension.

The nail was beyond stupid. Why would someone hammer a nail into a step from the bottom?


Why would no one try sonic weapons on  monsters that have super hearing?

Why not live in/around the waterfall?

How did they get enough sand to make that long of a trail?

Etc.

/falls apart when you think about it
 
2021-03-05 9:33:05 PM  
Is Sandra Bullock going to be in this one?
 
2021-03-05 10:10:23 PM  

Esroc: The first one lost me with the nail in the board that had no reason to be there, wasn't actually nailed to anything, had somehow not been a problem for the years they had lived there, and served no purpose except to ratchet up the tension.


To be fair, hammering the nail out could've caused more problems than it solved.

/Also to be fair, you're right
 
2021-03-05 10:11:49 PM  
Yeah, don't try this in a Magic Johnson theater.
 
2021-03-05 10:57:34 PM  
I don't know why people are  debating all this. If 'Ow My Balls' was a movie and it made money there would be a sequel in short order.
 
2021-03-05 11:09:26 PM  
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2021-03-05 11:24:52 PM  

JohnBigBootay: I don't know why people are  debating all this. If 'Ow My Balls' was a movie and it made money there would be a sequel in short order.


"Ow My Taint"?
 
2021-03-05 11:26:06 PM  

Bot v2.38beta: baron von doodle: Esroc: The first one lost me with the nail in the board that had no reason to be there, wasn't actually nailed to anything, had somehow not been a problem for the years they had lived there, and served no purpose except to ratchet up the tension.

The nail was beyond stupid. Why would someone hammer a nail into a step from the bottom?

Why would no one try sonic weapons on  monsters that have super hearing?

Why not live in/around the waterfall?

How did they get enough sand to make that long of a trail?

Etc.

/falls apart when you think about it


Cabinet maker. The nail pissed me off.

Also, damn you. Sonic weapons are obvious. Not even advanced. Like so:
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2021-03-05 11:53:18 PM  

WhippingBoi: JohnBigBootay: I don't know why people are  debating all this. If 'Ow My Balls' was a movie and it made money there would be a sequel in short order.

"Ow My Taint"?


The prequel 'Ow, My Cock' was better than it had any right to be.
 
2021-03-06 12:13:16 AM  

Esroc: The first one lost me with the nail in the board that had no reason to be there, wasn't actually nailed to anything, had somehow not been a problem for the years they had lived there, and served no purpose except to ratchet up the tension.


This is the prime example to be used in arguments about suspension of disbelief.  Yes, we can turn our brains off to enjoy the action and tone, despite a ridiculous plot and dumb characters.  But even the dumbest, most inept builder/contractor couldn't have managed to have a nail protrude pointy side up out of the middle of a farking stair tread.  Hell, a random Lego piece would have been more believable.
 
2021-03-06 12:55:13 AM  

Joey Jo Jo Jr Shabadu: Esroc: The first one lost me with the nail in the board that had no reason to be there, wasn't actually nailed to anything, had somehow not been a problem for the years they had lived there, and served no purpose except to ratchet up the tension.

This is the prime example to be used in arguments about suspension of disbelief.  Yes, we can turn our brains off to enjoy the action and tone, despite a ridiculous plot and dumb characters.  But even the dumbest, most inept builder/contractor couldn't have managed to have a nail protrude pointy side up out of the middle of a farking stair tread.  Hell, a random Lego piece would have been more believable.



There are a lot of ignorant people out there that do not know what it takes to build anything, let alone stairs.
But they should understand how loud things are, like is snoring a death sentence? Pouring water can be pretty loud, how did drawing a bath not summon the monsters? Oh, because the script said not as this scene okay....

Office fans made this shiat movie successful.
 
2021-03-06 1:36:04 AM  

baron von doodle: Esroc: The first one lost me with the nail in the board that had no reason to be there, wasn't actually nailed to anything, had somehow not been a problem for the years they had lived there, and served no purpose except to ratchet up the tension.

The nail was beyond stupid. Why would someone hammer a nail into a step from the bottom?


A Quiet Place 2: Home Alone 6
 
2021-03-06 7:22:23 AM  

Snatch Bandergrip: moved
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That woman is just so nice to look at. I think the slight overbite totally does me in.
 
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