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2021-03-05 5:59:58 AM  
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Godspeed, GQP.
 
2021-03-05 6:36:02 AM  
Clearly they meant April 20th, so they can all have cake and celebrate.
 
2021-03-05 7:21:12 AM  
This is your false flag, ya neo numpties.
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2021-03-05 7:21:55 AM  
Maybe I should do errands right farking now for no reason to see if the traffic towards DC is similar to what it was yesterday?

There's nothing I need.
 
2021-03-05 7:22:02 AM  
This is going to be like Second Coming predictions over the years.
 
2021-03-05 7:22:33 AM  
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"disinfo to make us look dumb"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2021-03-05 7:23:06 AM  
Then after 3/20 passes without incident they'll find some other arbitrary date they pulled out of their ass with tenuous connection to something like the Articles of Confederation or the Iroquois Confederacy.
 
2021-03-05 7:23:22 AM  

wxboy: This is going to be like Second Coming predictions over the years.


And just like those, life will go on.
 
2021-03-05 7:23:40 AM  

wxboy: This is going to be like Second Coming predictions over the years.


Even the second-coming idiots at least often had the wit to leave more than two lousy weeks between disappointments.
 
2021-03-05 7:24:18 AM  
Eventually they're gonna have to pick dates further out to maintain the grift. Too close together and the rubes might get wise
 
2021-03-05 7:27:20 AM  
And I thought Jehovah's Witnesses were bad when it comes to predicting dates ...
 
2021-03-05 7:27:32 AM  
I see what they did here...  They put out a bunch of information saying that everything was going to happen on the 4th, in order to see the response.  So when they do it for real on the 20th, THEY will be better prepared to ... do something?

Man, I long for the good old days when conspiracy theories only existed in super market tabloids you'd see at the checkout line.
 
2021-03-05 7:27:36 AM  

0MGWTFBBQ: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"disinfo to make us look dumb"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Many Bothans died to bring us dis information...
 
2021-03-05 7:28:41 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Clearly they meant April 20th, so they can all have cake and celebrate.


No, May 1st so they can disguise themselves as Bolsheviks
 
2021-03-05 7:29:12 AM  
As people leave the cult, those that remain will be the most gullible.
 
2021-03-05 7:31:03 AM  
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2021-03-05 7:31:25 AM  
The farking ads on these sites make the content unreadable. Newsweek, CNN. Just impossible.
 
2021-03-05 7:31:54 AM  

wxboy: This is going to be like Second Coming predictions over the years.


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The circle is complete
 
2021-03-05 7:32:02 AM  

40 degree day: As people leave the cult, those that remain will be the most gullible.


And the most fanatical.

It's a sunken cost fallacy, writ large. Each time they get conned, it will hurt just that much more to admit it.
 
2021-03-05 7:33:10 AM  
I hope whoever started this charade is at least making a profit somehow.
 
2021-03-05 7:33:18 AM  
July 4th is next, Independence day. Followed by September 17th- Constitution Day.
 
2021-03-05 7:33:24 AM  
The Secret Policeman's Ball 1979 - The End
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2021-03-05 7:33:37 AM  

helloyesthisisdog: Eventually they're gonna have to pick dates further out to maintain the grift. Too close together and the rubes might get wise


Will they though?

Will they really?
 
2021-03-05 7:36:12 AM  
Man, at least Jehova's Witnesses learned to stop using dates for their predictions.
 
2021-03-05 7:37:05 AM  

MattytheMouse: Man, at least Jehova's Witnesses learned to stop using dates for their predictions.


Rescue Rangers - Coo Coo Cola song [HD]
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2021-03-05 7:39:23 AM  

SVC_conservative: July 4th is next, Independence day. Followed by September 17th- Constitution Day.


I think April 19th will be their next sure thing: Patriot's Day.
 
2021-03-05 7:39:41 AM  

Snapper Carr: Then after 3/20 passes without incident they'll find some other arbitrary date they pulled out of their ass with tenuous connection to something like the Articles of Confederation or the Iroquois Confederacy.


they will go on a quest for the national treasure which hides the real list of presidents and inauguration dates inside a Buildabearberg vault where they can drink from the fountain of endless blood libel.
 
2021-03-05 7:40:02 AM  
We need to buy stock in whatever pharmaceutical maker makes Abilify and Haloperidone.
 
2021-03-05 7:40:20 AM  

schrepjm: SVC_conservative: July 4th is next, Independence day. Followed by September 17th- Constitution Day.

I think April 19th will be their next sure thing: Patriot's Day.


You are correct, sadly.
 
2021-03-05 7:40:33 AM  

Purple_Urkle: MattytheMouse: Man, at least Jehova's Witnesses learned to stop using dates for their predictions.

[YouTube video: Rescue Rangers - Coo Coo Cola song [HD]]


Well, since we're venturing into furry territory: I've been dying to talk about how my last twenty four hours has been laughing at non-furries on Twitter complaining that Lola Bunny is no longer hot... But there hasn't been a thread where that was relevant enough for me to do so!
 
2021-03-05 7:40:59 AM  

SVC_conservative: July 4th is next, Independence day. Followed by September 17th- Constitution Day.


Don't forget Flag Day, June 14th. Also the birthday of you-know-who.
 
2021-03-05 7:41:43 AM  
I figure it's like this. In two weeks, Trump will release his plan to replace the ACA with something that provides better healthcare for less money. Democrats will be so shocked, likely fainting all over the place, that the GQP will simply zip-tie them up where they lay and take over.
 
2021-03-05 7:43:02 AM  

Gpzjock: This is your false flag, ya neo numpties.
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"Trust The Plan."

LOL
 
2021-03-05 7:43:49 AM  
Aslan Trump is on the move!
 
2021-03-05 7:44:21 AM  
False Flag by MSM? That would require someone to give a s*** about their stupidity. Beyond monitoring the group for violence, nobody gives a flying f***.
 
2021-03-05 7:44:34 AM  
might as well just close your eyes and point randomly at a calendar....
 
2021-03-05 7:45:11 AM  

thealgorerhythm: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Clearly they meant April 20th, so they can all have cake and celebrate.

No, May 1st so they can disguise themselves as Bolsheviks


Let's ask 10 Qdiots what a "bolshevik" is, and see how many different answers we get.
 
2021-03-05 7:47:04 AM  
These cultists need to tie up the laces on their Nikes and call it a night.
 
2021-03-05 7:47:44 AM  
I'm sure April 20th will be the next date, which is great since it's my mom's birthday! (also hitler's)
 
2021-03-05 7:48:34 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Clearly they meant April 20th, so they can all have cake and celebrate.


Hitler's birthday does seem like the best time for Q to pull off another insurrection.
 
2021-03-05 7:48:47 AM  

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With the amount of moving these numpties are going to be doing, those goalposts are going to need a warp drive rather than a dozen hands.
 
2021-03-05 7:48:59 AM  
Their desperation can be seen in the fallback date they selected.

If your adherents will lose faith if the promised end times can only be shifted a fortnight, you have created a situation that os dangerous to you.

I expect by May they'll be camped out at Mara-Lago.
 
2021-03-05 7:49:15 AM  

HerptheDerp: helloyesthisisdog: Eventually they're gonna have to pick dates further out to maintain the grift. Too close together and the rubes might get wise

Will they though?

Will they really?


This is how end times preachers do it. String them along with 8 year intervals.
 
2021-03-05 7:49:16 AM  

MattytheMouse: Purple_Urkle: MattytheMouse: Man, at least Jehova's Witnesses learned to stop using dates for their predictions.

[YouTube video: Rescue Rangers - Coo Coo Cola song [HD]]

Well, since we're venturing into furry territory: I've been dying to talk about how my last twenty four hours has been laughing at non-furries on Twitter complaining that Lola Bunny is no longer hot... But there hasn't been a thread where that was relevant enough for me to do so!


Would I count as a Furry if Dick Cheney is my Fursona?

Tiny female Dick Cheney with boobs?
Locking up anyone who seems terroristy feels like it could be my new fetish.
 
2021-03-05 7:49:39 AM  

RasIanI: False Flag by MSM? That would require someone to give a s*** about their stupidity. Beyond monitoring the group for violence, nobody gives a flying f***.


This. The problem, unfortunately, is that they're emboldened by their near-success on January 6th.

They fail to understand that, even with everyone from the Pentagon to Congressmembers helping them, even with everyone from Trump to Cruz exhorting them to "fight", they still couldn't do much more than smear shiat & break windows. The folks most willing to do their bidding? Yeah, at least 257 of them are in custody.
 
2021-03-05 7:49:56 AM  

MattytheMouse: Purple_Urkle: MattytheMouse: Man, at least Jehova's Witnesses learned to stop using dates for their predictions.

[YouTube video: Rescue Rangers - Coo Coo Cola song [HD]]

Well, since we're venturing into furry territory: I've been dying to talk about how my last twenty four hours has been laughing at non-furries on Twitter complaining that Lola Bunny is no longer hot... But there hasn't been a thread where that was relevant enough for me to do so!


Wow really? As if furries haven't been sexualizing "normal" animal characters for decades. What she looks like "officially" doesn't matter, and I prefer the new version. It was always weird to me how she looked compared to Bugs but I always figured it was a Roger Rabbit/Jessica Rabbit thing. Like Babs Bunny from Tiny Toons wasn't crazy sexualized either
 
2021-03-05 7:51:06 AM  
The goalposts stopped "moving" a while ago and are now just wandering drunk offering inappropriate handies.
 
2021-03-05 7:51:15 AM  

Pesky_Humans: The farking ads on these sites make the content unreadable. Newsweek, CNN. Just impossible.


when was the last time you paid for Newsweek content? leftist propaganda doesn't just grow for free.
 
2021-03-05 7:51:38 AM  

MattytheMouse: Purple_Urkle: MattytheMouse: Man, at least Jehova's Witnesses learned to stop using dates for their predictions.

[YouTube video: Rescue Rangers - Coo Coo Cola song [HD]]

Well, since we're venturing into furry territory: I've been dying to talk about how my last twenty four hours has been laughing at non-furries on Twitter complaining that Lola Bunny is no longer hot... But there hasn't been a thread where that was relevant enough for me to do so!


Slow it down, Sparky. So they redrew her to have a more athletic build.
 
2021-03-05 7:53:17 AM  

NathanAllen: Their desperation can be seen in the fallback date they selected.

If your adherents will lose faith if the promised end times can only be shifted a fortnight, you have created a situation that os dangerous to you.

I expect by May they'll be camped out at Mara-Lago.


That's the GOP's worst fear - that their tafurs will turn on them. That's why some of those Congressional conservative cowards in the Senate were scared to impeach Trump. That's why some of them apparently actually helped the tafurs storm the Capitol building. That's why some, even now, have utterly thrown away their careers & futures to keep supporting the tafurs.

When the miraculous events in which these MAGA-loving morons believe don't come to pass, it won't be hard to see these assholes turn on the GOP - form a far-right party, then attack the Republicans as "traitors" and "cowards." Camping out at Mar-a-Lago is the least of their worries.
 
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