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2021-03-05 12:27:40 AM  
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2021-03-05 12:52:52 AM  
Reality shows.
Every f*ckin one of them.
Watched the first season of Survivor, and that was it. I couldn't give a flying fark about any of those dancing monkeys.
 
2021-03-05 12:53:48 AM  
Facebook
 
2021-03-05 1:02:42 AM  
Professional sportsball

no, wait.... that's my second most hated thing

Number one is college sportsball
 
2021-03-05 1:11:29 AM  
TED Talks.
 
2021-03-05 1:15:12 AM  
TV in general. With the exception of RuPaul's Drag Race, I can go weeks without watching anything. Everybody rolls their eyes at me about it, but I don't care. I'd rather listen to audiobooks while I work in my studio.
 
2021-03-05 1:49:12 AM  
Disneyland
Massages
Outlander
Pinterest
 
2021-03-05 2:03:30 AM  

Brat E. Pants: Disneyland
Massages
Outlander
Pinterest


You've never had a good massage?
 
2021-03-05 2:04:13 AM  
Coffee, beer, and wine. I have never found the appeal despite trying different sorts of all grades of quality.
 
2021-03-05 2:04:24 AM  
That annoying mom with the Chewbacca mask.
 
2021-03-05 2:05:17 AM  
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2021-03-05 2:07:37 AM  
Sushi. Feh.

I don't get it. And it's wrapped in seaweed -- which is probably what a fish's asshole tastes like.
 
2021-03-05 2:09:48 AM  

The_Sponge: Brat E. Pants: Disneyland
Massages
Outlander
Pinterest

You've never had a good massage?


GO
 
2021-03-05 2:11:00 AM  
Lots of things. But I don't care. People are allowed to enjoy things.
 
2021-03-05 2:13:30 AM  
I got a lot of problems with you people...

Full-size cars/SUVs
Impressionism
Olives
Wall-to-wall carpeting
Hot peppers
Laminate flooring
Black coffee
White shoes
Maroon anything
Noticeable body roll driving a car
Gold or gold-colored jewelry/watches
Lawns
Golf attire
Electric stoves
Pepsi
Wheel covers on cars
Plaid
Textiles (clothing, bedding, rugs, etc) that are anything less than 100% natural fibers
Plastic cups/utensils
Licorice
The aisle seat on planes
Fake vents on cars
Beef cooked past med. rare
Scotch/whiskey/bourbon whatever
That Ancient Aliens show on teevee
Leaf blowers
Cheap aftermarket boy-racer car exhausts
Harley exhausts
 
2021-03-05 2:16:51 AM  
A lot of music and movies

The industries are so conglomerated that they feed eachother.
 
2021-03-05 2:18:15 AM  
Movies:

Napoleon Dynamite
Stepbrothers
 
2021-03-05 2:20:08 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Sushi. Feh.

I don't get it. And it's wrapped in seaweed -- which is probably what a fish's asshole tastes like.


Then dump the seaweed/rice and just get sashimi. It's better anyway. Pair it with some yummy tempura veggies/shrimp. And beer.

/mmmmm
 
2021-03-05 2:28:23 AM  

The_Sponge: Brat E. Pants: Disneyland
Massages
Outlander
Pinterest

You've never had a good massage?



I've had one or two done while healing from an injury. I went once to get a full body massage at a place my sil gave me a gift card for. It felt ok. But all I really want are scratchies. Nothing high pressure -- just lazy, gentle, all-over scratchies.
 
2021-03-05 2:28:50 AM  
Drew Curtis
 
2021-03-05 2:32:22 AM  

Brat E. Pants: The_Sponge: Brat E. Pants: Disneyland
Massages
Outlander
Pinterest

You've never had a good massage?


I've had one or two done while healing from an injury. I went once to get a full body massage at a place my sil gave me a gift card for. It felt ok. But all I really want are scratchies. Nothing high pressure -- just lazy, gentle, all-over scratchies.


Ah...got it.

I need the pressure on my back for sure....too many muscle knots.
 
2021-03-05 2:33:18 AM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: Drew Curtis


See you after your Fark-cation.
 
2021-03-05 2:41:54 AM  
Playing golf.

I'm a middle aged suburban white guy and everyone I associate with is aghast I don't play - I gave it a try for work purposes for a while and even took lessons. I wasn't totally terrible (certainly wasn't great) but I just didn't enjoy any of it.
 
2021-03-05 2:43:45 AM  
"Fark isn't all middle aged white people!"

-this thread happens
 
2021-03-05 2:58:12 AM  
I would say "people who say sportsball" but most people consider that uncreative as well.
 
2021-03-05 3:07:52 AM  
Brooklyn 99.  Andy Samberg is insufferable.
 
2021-03-05 3:26:38 AM  
Marvel/other Capesh*t movies.
 
2021-03-05 3:26:58 AM  
Superheroes.
 
2021-03-05 3:29:43 AM  
Ear buds - get yourself some Koss PortaPros already!
 
2021-03-05 3:30:31 AM  
Anything pumpkin/swert potato
 
2021-03-05 3:30:32 AM  
In reading this thread, none of these things are things everyone likes. Many of them are downright unpopular.
 
2021-03-05 3:31:28 AM  
1 cup coffer makers.
 
2021-03-05 3:35:00 AM  
It's A Wonderful Life
 
2021-03-05 3:45:48 AM  
Chicken sandwiches. They're breaded, and they're on a bun. That's too much bread.
 
2021-03-05 3:48:02 AM  
Convenience - convenience is another way of saying "easy way to spend money on something you don't need"

Instant gratification - nothing worthwhile is instant

The quest to find yourself - what if you find yourself and it turns out you're a jerk?  Trust me on this one.

Winning the lottery - your troubles aren't over.  They've just begun.
 
2021-03-05 3:48:22 AM  
Coffee
Bananas (most fruit actually)
Whisky
Jam bands
Cocaine
 
2021-03-05 3:56:46 AM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: TED Talks.


This one sums them all up:

How to sound smart in your TEDx Talk | Will Stephen | TEDxNewYork
Youtube 8S0FDjFBj8o
 
2021-03-05 4:22:47 AM  
Coldplay
 
2021-03-05 4:23:21 AM  
Fran Lebowitz  
I don't find her cynical Manhattanite schtick clever or charming, and I suspect she's actually a character played by Sandra Bernhart.
 
2021-03-05 4:25:17 AM  
Sitcoms with no laugh track
 
2021-03-05 4:40:48 AM  
*girds loins*
Archer.
To me, the memes are funnier than the show. I've used them myself, but when I tried to watch the show I just didn't like it. If you do, fine.
For me it's just...no.
 
2021-03-05 4:52:13 AM  

mengelji: Fran Lebowitz  
I don't find her cynical Manhattanite schtick clever or charming, and I suspect she's actually a character played by Sandra Bernhart.


It was also sad when she died in a kiln explosion in college.
 
2021-03-05 5:04:21 AM  
The Rolling Stones
 
2021-03-05 5:09:44 AM  
Bacon.

It's not the heavenly gift from God everyone makes it out to be. Bacon is always either too soggy like you're chewing on a sock, or too crispy like you're eating brittle plastic, then once you get past that it tastes mostly like either a slab of boiled fat or heavily burnt shoe leather. And to top it all off it's incredibly unhealthy. I'll never understand America's love affair with such a disgusting food.

Also, Harry Potter. Such an awfully written series that managed to make magic boring and yet everyone ate it up like the next chapter of the Bible.
 
2021-03-05 5:12:26 AM  
The majority of these answers are weak and miss the point. There are plenty of people that hate reality television, professional sports, and superhero movies.

The call is for something everybody loves. Is someone brave and wrong enough to say they hate Betty White? Or Sleep? Or Boobs?
 
2021-03-05 5:19:34 AM  
The colour palette / art style of Zelda Breath of the Wild. I dunno what it is about it but i find it unappealing
 
2021-03-05 5:33:33 AM  
95% of the above.

2.5% of the below.
 
2021-03-05 5:44:11 AM  
chocolate and mint.
 
2021-03-05 5:52:39 AM  
Puppies. Dogs are great. Puppies are horrid little piss monsters. Why yes, I am tolerating one right now. He'll be a good boy some day, but not today.
 
2021-03-05 6:23:54 AM  

Brat E. Pants: Disneyland
Massages
Outlander
Pinterest


You are not alone on massages.  I can't stand them either.  I've had professional ones and there are rare times when I do need them, but I can't stand getting them.
 
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