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(KSTU FOX 13)   Utah House:"No, we are not going to remove the statewide mask mandate in the middle of a pandemic. Who do you think we are? Farking Texas?"   (fox13now.com) divider line
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2021-03-05 12:18:49 AM  
Good news - Tennessee will not remove any statewide mask mandate.

Bad news - Because our idiot governor never implemented one!
 
2021-03-05 2:30:57 AM  
You've got to give it to the Mormons -- they do believe in science. Lots of doctors and academics among them, and they didn't b*tch like the Evangelical assholes going nuts at Walmart when asked to wear a mask.

Try to find an illiterate Mormon. They don't exist, just like illiterate Jews. They had very little problem with closing their doors to meetings last year because they knew that people would continue to pay tithing and follow the rules. Mormons are dependable.

I know I give them lots of sh*t here, but I'd rather have a random Mormon on my side than any other religion, except maybe a Jesuit priest.
 
2021-03-05 2:56:33 AM  
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No, subby, New Mexico blocked it, though Utah clearly wanted to.
 
2021-03-05 4:53:09 AM  
You never go full Texas.
 
2021-03-05 4:56:41 AM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: You never go full Texas.


Cause that's how you end up in Cancun?
 
2021-03-05 4:58:44 AM  

Smoking GNU: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: You never go full Texas.

Cause that's how you end up in Cancun?


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2021-03-05 5:15:40 AM  
"It comes back to our constitutional rights to privacy and healthy people being treated as unhealthy people," Rep. Lyman, R-Farkingidiot,
 
2021-03-05 5:22:46 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: You've got to give it to the Mormons -- they do believe in science. Lots of doctors and academics among them, and they didn't b*tch like the Evangelical assholes going nuts at Walmart when asked to wear a mask.

Try to find an illiterate Mormon. They don't exist, just like illiterate Jews. They had very little problem with closing their doors to meetings last year because they knew that people would continue to pay tithing and follow the rules. Mormons are dependable.

I know I give them lots of sh*t here, but I'd rather have a random Mormon on my side than any other religion, except maybe a Jesuit priest.


Yeah, people who took until the 1970s to admit blacks were fully human, and still deny gay rights, are great.
 
2021-03-05 5:48:35 AM  
Wow it is amazing how they actually give a fark about the people the represent and look at the long term instead of short term.
 
2021-03-05 6:01:55 AM  
Texas has a micro penis because masks and cancel culture.
 
2021-03-05 6:21:28 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: except maybe a Jesuit priest.


Those guys get it done.

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2021-03-05 6:42:35 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: You've got to give it to the Mormons -- they do believe in science. Lots of doctors and academics among them, and they didn't b*tch like the Evangelical assholes going nuts at Walmart when asked to wear a mask.

Try to find an illiterate Mormon. They don't exist, just like illiterate Jews. They had very little problem with closing their doors to meetings last year because they knew that people would continue to pay tithing and follow the rules. Mormons are dependable.

I know I give them lots of sh*t here, but I'd rather have a random Mormon on my side than any other religion, except maybe a Jesuit priest.


Every Mormon I've met has been incredibly nice and smart which leads to me feeling bad about myself which is all part of their nefarious plan I'm sure.
 
2021-03-05 6:50:25 AM  

The Googles Do Nothing: ecmoRandomNumbers: You've got to give it to the Mormons -- they do believe in science. Lots of doctors and academics among them, and they didn't b*tch like the Evangelical assholes going nuts at Walmart when asked to wear a mask.

Try to find an illiterate Mormon. They don't exist, just like illiterate Jews. They had very little problem with closing their doors to meetings last year because they knew that people would continue to pay tithing and follow the rules. Mormons are dependable.

I know I give them lots of sh*t here, but I'd rather have a random Mormon on my side than any other religion, except maybe a Jesuit priest.

Every Mormon I've met has been incredibly nice and smart which leads to me feeling bad about myself which is all part of their nefarious plan I'm sure.


They will very nicely deny you equal rights if you're gay.
 
2021-03-05 6:50:32 AM  
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2021-03-05 7:15:17 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: The Googles Do Nothing: ecmoRandomNumbers: You've got to give it to the Mormons -- they do believe in science. Lots of doctors and academics among them, and they didn't b*tch like the Evangelical assholes going nuts at Walmart when asked to wear a mask.

Try to find an illiterate Mormon. They don't exist, just like illiterate Jews. They had very little problem with closing their doors to meetings last year because they knew that people would continue to pay tithing and follow the rules. Mormons are dependable.

I know I give them lots of sh*t here, but I'd rather have a random Mormon on my side than any other religion, except maybe a Jesuit priest.

Every Mormon I've met has been incredibly nice and smart which leads to me feeling bad about myself which is all part of their nefarious plan I'm sure.

They will very nicely deny you equal rights if you're gay.


As a gender-neutral person with no sexual identity I never thought of that.  Now I hate them.
 
2021-03-05 7:47:02 AM  
Those super nice Mormons voted overwhelmingly for Mike Lee, they're happy with his traitorisms, and they're going to reelect him next cycle

Those super nice Mormons should get Farked
 
2021-03-05 7:56:06 AM  
I think I read during the recent freeze that Utah has lowest electricity prices too...
 
2021-03-05 7:56:11 AM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Tyrone Slothrop: The Googles Do Nothing: ecmoRandomNumbers: You've got to give it to the Mormons -- they do believe in science. Lots of doctors and academics among them, and they didn't b*tch like the Evangelical assholes going nuts at Walmart when asked to wear a mask.

Try to find an illiterate Mormon. They don't exist, just like illiterate Jews. They had very little problem with closing their doors to meetings last year because they knew that people would continue to pay tithing and follow the rules. Mormons are dependable.

I know I give them lots of sh*t here, but I'd rather have a random Mormon on my side than any other religion, except maybe a Jesuit priest.

Every Mormon I've met has been incredibly nice and smart which leads to me feeling bad about myself which is all part of their nefarious plan I'm sure.

They will very nicely deny you equal rights if you're gay.

As a gender-neutral person with no sexual identity I never thought of that.  Now I hate them.


The Mormons stole my Darwin fish off of my car.
 
2021-03-05 8:01:43 AM  
It's pronounced Tex-ASS.

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2021-03-05 8:04:46 AM  

GoldSpider: know I give them lots of sh*t here, but I'd rather have a random Mormon on my side than any other religion, except maybe a Jesuit priest.


Sikhs
 
2021-03-05 8:27:24 AM  
My experience with Mormons has also been overwhelmingly positive.  They do a nice job of hiding their inner treachery.

Honestly, you can't beat an agnostic.  They have all the intellectual and skeptical benefits of athiests but without the sancitmony and a*holishness.
 
2021-03-05 8:29:40 AM  
Good on you, Utah!  Let's stem the tide of bullshiat.
 
2021-03-05 8:44:43 AM  
It's almost like there doesn't have to be a conflict between religion, science, and personal freedom.
 
2021-03-05 9:08:31 AM  
CT is lifting all capacity restrictions while keeping mask mandate

https://twitter.com/Bogs4NY/status/13​6​7584576944689154
 
2021-03-05 10:04:56 AM  

NotCodger: Good news - Tennessee will not remove any statewide mask mandate.

Bad news - Because our idiot governor never implemented one!


I bet you wear three masks at a time.
 
2021-03-05 11:06:10 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: The Googles Do Nothing: ecmoRandomNumbers: You've got to give it to the Mormons -- they do believe in science. Lots of doctors and academics among them, and they didn't b*tch like the Evangelical assholes going nuts at Walmart when asked to wear a mask.

Try to find an illiterate Mormon. They don't exist, just like illiterate Jews. They had very little problem with closing their doors to meetings last year because they knew that people would continue to pay tithing and follow the rules. Mormons are dependable.

I know I give them lots of sh*t here, but I'd rather have a random Mormon on my side than any other religion, except maybe a Jesuit priest.

Every Mormon I've met has been incredibly nice and smart which leads to me feeling bad about myself which is all part of their nefarious plan I'm sure.

They will very nicely deny you equal rights if you're gay.


It's really not that bad....as far as organized religion goes. I know the prop 8 thing was total bullshiat, but in the last 8 years the church has softened its stance on homosexuality...they realized that families have gay members, and its family above all else.

/lives among the Mo's
//Salt Lake has a very large and progressive gay community.
///tres slash for all the cool shiat the "gays" do for our community
 
2021-03-05 11:11:20 AM  

NotCodger: Good news - Tennessee will not remove any statewide mask mandate.

Bad news - Because our idiot governor never implemented one!


Do you need it mandated?  If you want to wear a mask, wear a mask.  No one is stopping you.
 
2021-03-05 1:10:31 PM  

JDAT: NotCodger: Good news - Tennessee will not remove any statewide mask mandate.

Bad news - Because our idiot governor never implemented one!

Do you need it mandated?  If you want to wear a mask, wear a mask.  No one is stopping you.


My mask mainly protects others. I get some protection, but not as much as I'm giving them. If they don't wear a mask, they are increasing my risk.

If it takes a mandate for the maskholes who don't ubderstand that, so be it.
 
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