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2021-03-05 2:34:28 AM  
Maybe God can kick in the cost of her Public Defender and jail sentence so we don't have to?
 
2021-03-05 5:40:11 AM  
For an all powerful and omniscient super-being, God certainly seems to create some total fark-ups!
 
2021-03-05 5:42:22 AM  
Maybe god wants her to preach in prison, mysterious ways.
 
2021-03-05 6:47:41 AM  
God is in a bar, watching this on a flatscreen, laughing her ass off
 
2021-03-05 7:38:13 AM  
God works in Mysterious ways - and always in the way the person talking about it wants.

Also I bet I can guess her medical allergies

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2021-03-05 7:41:05 AM  
Jesus hates the skeksis.
 
2021-03-05 7:42:43 AM  
I think I was maybe 5 years old.

My friend and I were upstairs and our parents were downstairs. I want to dip my toe in the "being a bad boy" waters so I said to my friend, "hey guess what? farking damn". It was a rush. I swore.

My friend ran down stairs and told our parents that I swore and what I had said.

My parents got angry at me and my dad spanked me.

In a desperate move to save face and shift blame I told them "God made me do it".

It didn't work because my parents weren't dumb and it was the excuse of a 5 year old.

This woman has the reasoning power of a 5 year old.

I think I only got two or three spanks growing up. Whatever is the right amount. I've done pretty good.
 
2021-03-05 7:45:50 AM  

mr_a: For an all powerful and omniscient super-being, God certainly seems to create some total fark-ups!


I mean he created his arch nemesis, and not in some unintentional Batman and Joker sense, who can fark up all his plans. You'd think someone with omniscience would have better decision making.
 
2021-03-05 7:48:04 AM  
I get a nice, warm feeling in my tummy every time I read that another of these turds has been arrested and charged for what they did on 1/6.
 
2021-03-05 7:48:45 AM  
The stupid is strong in that one. Only stupid people try to overthrow a legally elected government.
 
2021-03-05 7:52:01 AM  
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Did god place a plate of cupcakes just below that camera?
 
2021-03-05 7:53:58 AM  
"Super sad that this is America, and Americans are being beaten for wanting to save their country," she says on one post, adding, "So welcome to communist America."

But enough about the people who protested last summer over the murder of George Floyd.
 
2021-03-05 7:54:57 AM  
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2021-03-05 7:54:57 AM  
Ya know, if I was just walking along minding my own business one day and BAM, God put me in a window?

I'd probably make those same faces.
 
2021-03-05 7:57:24 AM  
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2021-03-05 7:58:04 AM  
The giant  Bosie electric cross on the hill is talking to her.
 
2021-03-05 7:59:21 AM  
That is such a "Penis goes where?
" pic.
 
2021-03-05 8:02:52 AM  

Whale Biologist: I think I was maybe 5 years old.

My friend and I were upstairs and our parents were downstairs. I want to dip my toe in the "being a bad boy" waters so I said to my friend, "hey guess what? farking damn". It was a rush. I swore.

My friend ran down stairs and told our parents that I swore and what I had said.

My parents got angry at me and my dad spanked me.

In a desperate move to save face and shift blame I told them "God made me do it".

It didn't work because my parents weren't dumb and it was the excuse of a 5 year old.

This woman has the reasoning power of a 5 year old.

I think I only got two or three spanks growing up. Whatever is the right amount. I've done pretty good.


I hope you ditched your friend.
 
2021-03-05 8:04:26 AM  
She looks like a Dr. Seuss character from one of the "banned" books.
 
2021-03-05 8:04:41 AM  
This is the face of a woman who just masticated her husband's penis.

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2021-03-05 8:06:06 AM  

hardinparamedic: This is the face of a woman who just masticated her husband's penis.

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Somewhere 150 cats are starving.
 
2021-03-05 8:08:17 AM  
I will admit, she has a cool name.  It does not belong to someone with that face though.  Total mismatch.
 
2021-03-05 8:09:18 AM  
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2021-03-05 8:14:10 AM  

Whale Biologist: I think I was maybe 5 years old.

My friend and I were upstairs and our parents were downstairs. I want to dip my toe in the "being a bad boy" waters so I said to my friend, "hey guess what? farking damn". It was a rush. I swore.

My friend ran down stairs and told our parents that I swore and what I had said.

My parents got angry at me and my dad spanked me.

In a desperate move to save face and shift blame I told them "God made me do it".

It didn't work because my parents weren't dumb and it was the excuse of a 5 year old.

This woman has the reasoning power of a 5 year old.

I think I only got two or three spanks growing up. Whatever is the right amount. I've done pretty good.



There were consequences to your actions that's why you're not a raging twat today, unlike this woman and her fellow insurrectionists who never had that until now, hopefully.

Any of these shiat heads that get off completely are going to be 100 times worse than they already are.
 
2021-03-05 8:17:38 AM  
This one is a danger. Keep her locked up.
 
2021-03-05 8:21:26 AM  
If God got you into this mess he can damn well get you out of it.
 
2021-03-05 8:22:53 AM  
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2021-03-05 8:22:55 AM  
Christ, what an asshole.
 
2021-03-05 8:25:06 AM  

mr_a: For an all powerful and omniscient super-being, God certainly seems to create some total fark-ups!


Trust the Plan!

I mean, the plan could be that God screwed up the Earth again and since flooding it didn't work the first time, he's going to blow it up and be done with it.
 
2021-03-05 8:28:18 AM  
While I was going to make fun of her part of me feels sorry for her and her family who wanted to get her help but couldn't either because of cost or just not enough beds or doctors who give a shiat.
The mental health care system is broken and January 6th 2021 shows just how bad it is.
 
2021-03-05 8:28:57 AM  
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2021-03-05 8:30:07 AM  

vudukungfu: God is in a bar, watching this on a flatscreen, laughing her ass off


Yup... she is laughing her ass off.
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2021-03-05 8:32:16 AM  
Somewhere 150 cats are starving.

Simpsons did it.

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2021-03-05 8:32:26 AM  
Mental illness is much more incredibly pervasive than we know, isn't it?
 
2021-03-05 8:36:28 AM  
It is the reverse syllogism of religion.

Normally, my religion requires moral behavior, I behave morally therefore I am religious.

Way too many Americans I am religious therefore my behavior is moral.

There is also the Great American rationalization. God said to help the poor, if I do something to help the poor they will become dependent so the only way to truly help the poor is do nothing.
 
2021-03-05 8:38:48 AM  
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Master of Puppets
 
2021-03-05 8:40:47 AM  
I personally enjoy my deities getting people arrested.
 
2021-03-05 8:41:45 AM  

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Username checks out for story.
 
2021-03-05 8:42:17 AM  

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Master of Puppets


Master baiter of puppets.
 
2021-03-05 8:43:24 AM  

MechaPyx: If God got you into this mess he can damn well get you out of it.


Have you even read the Gospels? It doesn't go well for Jesus.
 
2021-03-05 8:44:28 AM  
More like "woman sets God up for impeachment", amirite?
 
2021-03-05 8:47:08 AM  

mr_a: For an all powerful and omniscient super-being, God certainly seems to create some total fark-ups!


God is the villain of the bible. Think about it, any story, you're spoonfed So & So is good and their nemesis is bad.  When do we get to the twist?

Absolute omniscience is absolutely corrupt and the "villain" (Lucifer in this case) is just trying to show us the truth.  God is lies, Satan is truth, that's why the conservative christians can't be truthful, it goes against the foundation of their entire lives.

Well the god botherers (evil human men) wrote the damn story to control the easily controlled.

FWIW I don't believe any of it, and if you do that's fine, just keep it out of legislation and public policy.
 
2021-03-05 8:56:30 AM  
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2021-03-05 9:03:01 AM  
The living embodiment of the phrase "swivel-eyed loon"
 
2021-03-05 9:06:11 AM  
Worst St. Cyr, meet best St. Cyr.

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2021-03-05 9:32:42 AM  
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2021-03-05 9:39:44 AM  
I, for one, hope this woman gets all the mental health care she needs.

In prison.
 
2021-03-05 9:47:03 AM  
Any day some radical from the left/right that believes in some nonsense is going to go to jail, it's a good day
 
2021-03-05 9:52:07 AM  

Breaker Moran: Mental illness is much more incredibly pervasive than we know, isn't it?


Stupidity isn't a mental illness.
 
2021-03-05 9:54:35 AM  
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