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2021-03-05 4:45:05 AM  
Subby is jealous he doesn't get invited to those parties
 
2021-03-05 4:47:53 AM  
Oh hell to the yes

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2021-03-05 4:49:01 AM  
Some therapist is going to finance their retirement outs this...
 
2021-03-05 4:59:39 AM  

LarrySouth: Some therapist is going to finance their retirement outs this...


She says she has anxiety and depression, previously had anorexia and is already seeing a therapist. I hope Oliver and Isabella don't have a pet rabbit.
 
2021-03-05 5:02:49 AM  

LarrySouth: Some therapist is going to finance their retirement outs this...


It sounds like that's already happening..She mentions her therapist a few times in the article...
 
2021-03-05 5:23:31 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: LarrySouth: Some therapist is going to finance their retirement outs this...

It sounds like that's already happening..She mentions her therapist a few times in the article...


The whole article reads as if it was written during a manic episode.
 
2021-03-05 5:35:33 AM  
I'm reminded of an episode of the HBO series, Real Sex, about swingers.  The subject couple repeatedly mentioned that they were "just normal people".  No, no you're not.
 
2021-03-05 5:37:10 AM  
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2021-03-05 5:38:27 AM  
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2021-03-05 5:45:41 AM  
Unicorn huh? I guess now we know what goes on behind those closed doors.
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2021-03-05 6:01:50 AM  
Nope. She used the term "cognitive dissonance" incorrectly. I simply can't abide that.
 
2021-03-05 6:09:01 AM  
I would love to disappoint two women at the same time.
 
2021-03-05 6:30:10 AM  
That was pretty interesting.

For the rest of the night, as well as on future dates with other couples, I found myself seducing the connection between the partners more than either of them individually. Feeling my perspective stoke their attraction to one another was like taking a visceral tour of the inner workings of their mutual magnetism, which was simultaneously arousing and fascinating.

And that's an interesting perception. She may not be "normal," but I wouldn't call her "weird."
 
2021-03-05 6:54:39 AM  
You Farkers are slipping.......

Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2021-03-05 6:57:08 AM  
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2021-03-05 6:58:36 AM  
Having casual sex with couples makes you a "unicorn"?
 
2021-03-05 7:27:43 AM  
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2021-03-05 7:31:44 AM  
Everything Reminds Me Of My Therapist
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2021-03-05 7:39:54 AM  

Doctoral Candidate Zaius: Having casual sex with couples makes you a "unicorn"?


An attractive woman looking to participate makes her a unicorn.
 
2021-03-05 7:52:16 AM  

max_rebo_groupie: I would love to disappoint two women at the same time.


Meh, usually when I want to disappoint two people at the same time I just go visit my parents and talk about my career choices....
 
2021-03-05 7:59:43 AM  

AbuHashish: Subby is jealous he doesn't get invited to those parties


Yes, yes I am.
 
2021-03-05 8:07:49 AM  
Shortly after I learned about sex I knew that I wanted to make it with at least two chicks at the same time.  By the time I was in my mid 20s, I had sworn off group sex forever.  There's probably a way to do it without having at least one of the participants reach emotional critical mass, but whatever that way is, it wasn't what was happening with the women I was playing with.  I'm done.  I won't even have sex with a woman cheating on her partner because I don't want to deal with the fallout.
 
2021-03-05 8:09:48 AM  
I knew a unicorn.  Even slept with her.  Before I knew she was a unicorn/polyamorous, thought I was going to marry her.  Boy did I dodge a bullet.  She was a little wild you could tell, but it seemed like the perfect amount from the outside.  But yeah, how she managed to hide so much crazy underneath her exterior is a gott damned miracle.  I found out she was on some hardcore meds and knew she drank a few times a week already.  I guess you could call me out for not seeing the signs and I wouldn't have enough conviction to argue.
 
2021-03-05 8:10:44 AM  
From reading the comments here, this is much, much more common than someone unfamiliar with the lifestyle may think.

Before marriage I was a male unicorn (which is different than a Bull) and after marriage the wife and I have dabbled a few times over the years with female unicorns.. a couple of times with more than one at the same time.

That said, we are a very educated, professional couple with executive level jobs and 4 kids.  There are thousands just like us out there. It just seems uncommon because people people do not talk about it openly.
 
2021-03-05 8:24:16 AM  
15+ years and at least 40lbs ago, I used to hook up with couples. Early 00's when alt.com and aff.com were super popular, and I had a traveling job. It was before the "cuck" scene stuff took off in online porn and that just wasn't a super common term at the time, but it was that kind of play.

I was a 22ish yr old USMC vet who found out that NSA sex with girls my age was never NSA, but you could have one hell of a wild night with a 45yr old woman while her husband watched you throw her around in positions he couldn't hope to pull off. Her comment on the date, the awkward feeling, the who to address - SO relatable. The guys wanted to gift their wives a dumb, muscle bound young guy to be a stunt cock once a year, and I was more than happy to oblige. Free meal, free drinks, free use of ... if not attractive, let's go with overwhelmingly willing older ladies who know what they want... If you're morally gray, it's the best life at that age.

Now pushing 40 with a decade long marriage and a kid myself... I get it. I'd still tuck my wife's knees behind her head and go to pound town, but my piriformis would self-immolate mid act, assuming it let me up there to begin with, and I'd be out of commission and begging for an injection appointment for the next two weeks.
 
2021-03-05 8:25:32 AM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: Shortly after I learned about sex I knew that I wanted to make it with at least two chicks at the same time.  By the time I was in my mid 20s, I had sworn off group sex forever.  There's probably a way to do it without having at least one of the participants reach emotional critical mass, but whatever that way is, it wasn't what was happening with the women I was playing with.  I'm done.  I won't even have sex with a woman cheating on her partner because I don't want to deal with the fallout.


Just bring money into the equation and make every nutblast transactional.  You'll feel better about yourself knowing they don't care about you emotionally or physically.
 
2021-03-05 8:35:10 AM  

GrymReeper: I'm reminded of an episode of the HBO series, Real Sex, about swingers.  The subject couple repeatedly mentioned that they were "just normal people".  No, no you're not.


Oh you sweet, summer child....

Look, for you and all the other people who condemn, mock, or otherwise don't understand ethical non-monogamy, you have no idea just how common and "normal" it really is.

I know bakers, doctors, computer programmers, physicists, accountants, every walk of life and every social strata, race, religion who are ethically non-monogamous. Just like in the monogamous community, sure there's people who are farked up, sure there are farked up relationships that explode spectacularly.

But dude, they are normal people.

Thing is, I get it. It's "normal" for people to cheat. Craig's List, Ashley Madison, all the sites and tools to have affairs, THAT'S what's considered "normal".

Anyway, not cussing you out, but seriously, non-monogamy is far, far more common than you might think. Just because we don't stand from rooftops and scream that's how we live doesn't mean we ain't out there. I mean I don't hide it, mainly because I don't have any farks to give if people don't like how I live, but I also don't wear a t-shirt that says "ASK ME ABOUT NON-MONOGAMY". At the same time, I get it if people want to keep it private, which most do.

Far as the Giuliani's kid here... Don't know her, she may be nutty as a shiat house rat, and considering who her old man is, my guess her therapist is on hazard pay. But hey, if she's having fun getting her freak on? More power to her.
 
2021-03-05 8:56:26 AM  

Zombies ate my neighbors: Now pushing 40 with a decade long marriage and a kid myself... I get it. I'd still tuck my wife's knees behind her head and go to pound town, but my piriformis would self-immolate mid act, assuming it let me up there to begin with, and I'd be out of commission and begging for an injection appointment for the next two weeks.


You know that as you get older you will need to remember to stretch a bit before exerting yourself - yes, even sex. For me it is the back of my quads that require appropriate warm-up or they will COMPLAIN.
 
2021-03-05 9:32:42 AM  
Funny thing about humans: with some, there is simply no such thing as TMI.
 
2021-03-05 9:44:36 AM  
69-11?
 
2021-03-05 9:52:41 AM  

brap: 69-11?


That is bad and you should feel bad.
 
2021-03-05 9:53:44 AM  
Call me, slutty woman xoxoxoxo
 
2021-03-05 10:00:34 AM  
I was going to say...there's a Real Sex/Firefly crossover I'm interested in seeing.

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2021-03-05 10:00:45 AM  

max_rebo_groupie: I would love to disappoint two women at the same time.


Well, if disappoint is d, and number of women is n, then:
d=1+n
Where d is equal to or more than 1.

Therefore, if you disappoint one woman, all the other women in the same equation will also be disappointed.

/checkmailed
 
2021-03-05 10:58:42 AM  
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2021-03-05 11:38:19 AM  
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2021-03-05 11:48:12 AM  
She's trying REAL hard to justify her actions with random psychology.
You're just rubbing body parts, love. Sure, the mental aspect certainly arouses the activity, but thinking you're a master or Zen because you've finally gotten inside someone's mind is laughable.
 
2021-03-05 12:05:02 PM  
Daddy must be thrilled.
 
2021-03-05 12:37:25 PM  
Related to my previous comment above and an off-fark message;

A Female Unicorn is simply a single woman who actively participates in consensual non-monogamy with established couples. They participate because they find the lifestyle and activities fun and exciting.  To many couples such a woman is impossible to find, hence the term "Unicorn".

A Male Unicorn is different. Single males looking for a hookup are a dime a dozen. 99% do not care or respect the lifestyle, they are simply trying to get laid. A Male Unicorn is a Single male who has earned trust within the the lifestyle community and holds a reputation of being respectful in all situations.

So what did I do as a Male Unicorn?
- I accompanied female Unicorn's to lifestyle gatherings as a date, glorified purse/clothes holder, and their protector if things got crazy.
- I was invited to attend lifestyle gatherings in our circuit as a single-male. (Without an invite single males most often require a couple as a sponsor.)  My god, being an invited single male at some of those parties sucked was awesome. Having the stamp of approval by the organizers was enough to have women lined up for a spot on the dance card. I lived a life of shame people think only exists in porn, and it was awesome.
- More than once I took a wife out on a date, at request of their husbands.
- And yes, I participated in a lot of threesomes and group sex.  Interestingly though, in the majority of my experiences women outnumbered men -- only a handful of experiences were MMF.

I guess I should state that a common misconception of the lifestyle is that it is all key parties and orgies.  This is simply not true.  While that does exist, the large part of the concentual non-monogamy lifestyle is about people and personality, friendships and conversation.  

Despite me living a life that others have envied at times (and others find disgusting) I did nothing sexual the majority of lifestyle gatherings and meetups I attended. Like dating, for most in the lifestyle there has to be more than a physical attraction... something needs to click with others in order for it to be fun.
 
2021-03-05 1:35:29 PM  
Daddy issues!
 
2021-03-05 3:10:44 PM  

Doctoral Candidate Zaius: Having casual sex with couples makes you a "unicorn"?


Who are we to say that it doesn't?

/unicorn
 
2021-03-05 6:32:58 PM  

FF Goose: Related to my previous comment above and an off-fark message;

A Female Unicorn is simply a single woman who actively participates in consensual non-monogamy with established couples. They participate because they find the lifestyle and activities fun and exciting.  To many couples such a woman is impossible to find, hence the term "Unicorn".

A Male Unicorn is different. Single males looking for a hookup are a dime a dozen. 99% do not care or respect the lifestyle, they are simply trying to get laid. A Male Unicorn is a Single male who has earned trust within the the lifestyle community and holds a reputation of being respectful in all situations.

So what did I do as a Male Unicorn?
- I accompanied female Unicorn's to lifestyle gatherings as a date, glorified purse/clothes holder, and their protector if things got crazy.
- I was invited to attend lifestyle gatherings in our circuit as a single-male. (Without an invite single males most often require a couple as a sponsor.)  My god, being an invited single male at some of those parties sucked was awesome. Having the stamp of approval by the organizers was enough to have women lined up for a spot on the dance card. I lived a life of shame people think only exists in porn, and it was awesome.
- More than once I took a wife out on a date, at request of their husbands.
- And yes, I participated in a lot of threesomes and group sex.  Interestingly though, in the majority of my experiences women outnumbered men -- only a handful of experiences were MMF.

I guess I should state that a common misconception of the lifestyle is that it is all key parties and orgies.  This is simply not true.  While that does exist, the large part of the concentual non-monogamy lifestyle is about people and personality, friendships and conversation.  

Despite me living a life that others have envied at times (and others find disgusting) I did nothing sexual the majority of lifestyle gatherings and meetups I attended. Like dating, for most in ...


Parties were EXCEEDINGLY rare for me, and often something I booked - I hooked two of my regular couples up at one point so it was 3 guys, 2 gals. Lots of fun. The girls spent at least an hour doing poses in different lingerie for us, dressing up and down and just playing, not sex. Meet-ups/group things turn into a munch and discussion not sex most the time as well.

As a male who's truly lifestyle, you learn a LOT. You get comfortable with a lot, and it puts you in some very weird conversation with friends where they start theorizing how things would go down and you have to be like, no... that ain't how it works. And the dynamics of couples are SO weird sometimes.

I fulfilled all kinds of fantasies for couples, but that was my job in my opinion. I was there to be what they wanted me to be for the night, and I got the enjoyment of meeting their needs and a release with very minimal risk/strings. The discussions online in text were great for getting things started, but until you're sitting at the table with them in a TGI Fridays outside of a sleazy motel while she's wearing a red-head wig and a teeeeeny tiny skirt, and he's dressed... like some random dad at the mall... you don't really know what you are getting into and who's driving the conversation and play. You pick up cues from people and above all else - ASK. Don't hesitate. You walk in, shake hands, "Do you want to sit with your wife in the booth during dinner, or should I?". You HAVE to be able to read the room as well, especially if you play with a new couple. I think that was my most rewarding type of scene honestly, being the "First Time" guy for couples. Seeing the nervousness the awkward glances with each other, the absolute terror of getting naked in front of a stranger while their spouse looked on, then finally figuring out what you have to do or say to move the scene forward. Humans are weird, there is such a nervous almost humiliated energy - UNTIL things start then suddenly it's GONE and everyone is in the moment.

The wife and I are still lifestyle now but more soft swap/same room stuff - we've made it to Desire RM or Pearl every year but 2020 since we started going in 2012, and I cannot recommend those places enough as a jumping off point for couples interested in the lifestyle but not yet ready to take the plunge.
 
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