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(The Hill)   You're a former city councilman for Parkersburg, WV. You need a stool and an iPad power station. Where do you shop? At the January 6 Take Back Our Country Sale in the US Capitol, of course   (thehill.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Dwight D. Eisenhower, rioter Grayson Sherrill, second witness, World War II, family drama, family member, U.S. Capitol insurrection docket, United States Capitol rotunda  
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3663 clicks; posted to Main » and Politics » on 05 Mar 2021 at 5:31 AM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-03-05 5:53:20 AM  
11 votes:
I have a wingnut Brother in Law that is big into Qannon, and a major Trump supporter.  You better believe I am turning him into the FBI if I ever see any of his pics at the capital riot.  Guy ruins every family event he shows up to, in the most redneck hillbilly way possible. 

I constantly check riot photos to see if I can find him.  I have a good feeling he is somewhere in that crowd.  He's become my own personal "where's Waldo."
 
2021-03-05 8:10:24 AM  
9 votes:

groppet: These people sure do have a lot of angry exs and family. If I was dumb enough to do anything like the Jan 6th riot my mom would drag me to the FBI by my ear.


I really like your mom. Not in the usual Fark way, either.
 
2021-03-05 7:12:49 AM  
5 votes:

Dedmon: ArcadianRefugee: Every one of them that gets caught makes me smile.

Every one that gets turned in by family or a close friend makes me smile like that guy on Survivor.

I like it when they cry about it


It's even better when they cry about their hero leaving them in jail while he pretends he doesn't know any of them.

"I didn't get a pardon? But-but he said he loved us..."
 
2021-03-05 6:18:40 AM  
4 votes:
Every one of them that gets caught makes me smile.

Every one that gets turned in by family or a close friend makes me smile like that guy on Survivor.
 
2021-03-05 6:05:02 AM  
4 votes:

winedrinkingman: I have a wingnut Brother in Law that is big into Qannon, and a major Trump supporter.  You better believe I am turning him into the FBI if I ever see any of his pics at the capital riot.  Guy ruins every family event he shows up to, in the most redneck hillbilly way possible. 

I constantly check riot photos to see if I can find him.  I have a good feeling he is somewhere in that crowd.  He's become my own personal "where's Waldo."


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2021-03-05 5:43:22 AM  
2 votes:
These people sure do have a lot of angry exs and family. If I was dumb enough to do anything like the Jan 6th riot my mom would drag me to the FBI by my ear.
 
2021-03-05 10:42:07 AM  
1 vote:
And, because I love you guys, here's a picture of Captain Derp:

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2021-03-05 5:34:09 AM  
1 vote:
People that know the attackers are our only hope.
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