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2021-03-05 1:27:55 AM  
Why is it so many times that women after they get married let themselves go? Why is that? Why do they do that?

Fark that dillhole. He can pound holy sand straight up his ass.
 
2021-03-05 2:35:33 AM  

Brat E. Pants: Why is it so many times that women after they get married let themselves go? Why is that? Why do they do that?

Fark that dillhole. He can pound holy sand straight up his ass.


This fat f*ck can't reach his ass ...

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2021-03-05 4:50:35 AM  
The hypocrisy of this fella criticizing women for weight gain... my god
 
2021-03-05 5:56:44 AM  
"Now look, I'm not saying every woman can be the epic - the epic - trophy wife of all time like Melania Trump...

Somehow, I don't think it's Melania he admires.
 
2021-03-05 6:15:49 AM  
Good LORD the quotes from the article are just the tip of the disgusting iceberg. I managed to listen to the video, and to call it a dumpster fire doesn't begin to do it justice.

My man has never for a second made me feel like I wasn't good enough with my mom bod in sweat pants.

I think imma wake him up right now and show him my gratitude.
 
2021-03-05 6:33:06 AM  
"Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone."  ~  Robert Heinlein

And this guy is proof.
 
2021-03-05 6:35:29 AM  
Kind of rich for the Pastor Porkins to comment on other people's weight.
 
2021-03-05 6:36:21 AM  
"Melania Trump...epic trophy wife"

I guess for a certain definition of "epic".
 
2021-03-05 6:37:25 AM  
The guy's clearly a big fan of the old "practise what you preach" maxim.

I mean, that's one hot bod, Ladies.
 
2021-03-05 6:37:57 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: "Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone."  ~  Robert Heinlein

And this guy is proof.


Might not want to quote a guy who wanted to bone his mother in this situation.
 
2021-03-05 6:38:38 AM  
This is what it looks like when when ugly farkers criticize women's look.
If you read a story about a woman on Fark, and then hop on a thread to make fun of her, this is you. Every. Farking. Time.

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2021-03-05 6:39:28 AM  
So, a fat f*ck of a man blames women for their man cheating on them? Does this mean his wife gets a pass for banging the poolboy and the neighbor's son? Or is that still the verbotten adultery?
 
2021-03-05 6:42:13 AM  
Holy crap. What a disgusting pig

No offense to actual pigs...
 
2021-03-05 6:42:43 AM  
Turns out Studman69 turned into a preacher.
 
2021-03-05 6:43:27 AM  

MillionDollarMo: This is what it looks like when when ugly farkers criticize women's look.
If you read a story about a woman on Fark, and then hop on a thread to make fun of her, this is you. Every. Farking. Time.

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Now post an image of what women look like when they criticize men's looks.
 
2021-03-05 6:43:39 AM  
I am sure he had something for the guys.
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2021-03-05 6:44:58 AM  
When you can't see your own dork in the shower..You have no authority to tell others they are fat..
 
2021-03-05 6:46:41 AM  
"Now look, I'm not saying every woman can be the epic - the epic - trophy wife of all time like Melania Trump. I'm not saying that at all. Most women can't be trophy wives, but you know ... maybe you're a participation trophy," Clark said as a photo of the former first lady appeared on screen.

Holy shiat. That guy needs a farking percussive psychological readjustment. I'm not sure how I'd react if some pudgy asshole referred to my wife - to my farking face - as a "participation trophy," but I'm pretty sure I'd have to protect him from my wife, if nothing else. She'd kick his ass up between his stupid farking ears.
 
2021-03-05 6:46:43 AM  
Women ain't the only ones who might let themselves go after marriage. Trust me on this one.

Oh, and he can eat a dick.
 
2021-03-05 6:47:45 AM  
His wife could be approaching wildebeest levels of personal appearance and that guy still won't have an opportunity to stray
 
2021-03-05 6:47:53 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: MillionDollarMo: This is what it looks like when when ugly farkers criticize women's look.
If you read a story about a woman on Fark, and then hop on a thread to make fun of her, this is you. Every. Farking. Time.

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Now post an image of what women look like when they criticize men's looks.


Probably like this:
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2021-03-05 6:49:06 AM  
Though shalt be hot at all times. To offendeth thy husband with less than perfect appearance is a sin before God and man.
- II Barbie verses 3 and 4
 
2021-03-05 6:52:27 AM  
"Misogynist Baptist Preacher"...


You repeat yourself subby...
 
2021-03-05 6:54:26 AM  
"Now look, I'm not saying every woman can be the epic - the epic - trophy wife of all time like Melania Trump.

Seems to disprove his thesis given how many times Donnie stepped out on her
 
2021-03-05 6:54:54 AM  
"Man who looks like early Fat Subway Jarrod tells women to smile more"
 
2021-03-05 6:55:33 AM  
Calm down girls he just wishes you looked like the Thai ladyboys he masturbates to.
 
2021-03-05 6:56:42 AM  
That's pretty rich coming from the guy who looks like the Jared Fogle before- before picture.
 
2021-03-05 6:57:20 AM  
Mrs Baka's farking mother said the same.  farking. Thing. To her
I reminded her that she was the hottest chick on the planet.
 
2021-03-05 6:59:11 AM  

MillionDollarMo: This is what it looks like when when ugly farkers criticize women's look.
If you read a story about a woman on Fark, and then hop on a thread to make fun of her, this is you. Every. Farking. Time.

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I'm still posting this in every McEnany thread

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2021-03-05 6:59:28 AM  

MorningBreath: Though shalt be hot at all times. To offendeth thy husband with less than perfect appearance is a sin before God and man.
- II Barbie verses 3 and 4


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Don't make him come down from that cross.
 
2021-03-05 7:01:05 AM  
Blobby Boy doesn't need 'professional counseling', he needs a good old fashioned arse whipping behind the barn.
 
2021-03-05 7:01:08 AM  
Jesus Christ, look at that fat fark.  Someone tell him the part about throwing stones.
 
2021-03-05 7:01:08 AM  
With helpful pic of the studly gentleman

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2021-03-05 7:03:10 AM  
"I am the Lord thy God, thou shalt not have any strange gods before Me." ... "Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain." ... "Remember to keep holy the Sabbath day." ... "Honor thy father and mother." ... "Go be fat somewhere else." ..."Thou shalt not kill." ... "Thou shalt not commit adultery."....
 
2021-03-05 7:04:17 AM  
Oh, oh, oh.

Let he who is without chins throw the first stone.
 
2021-03-05 7:06:26 AM  

jtown: Oh, oh, oh.

Let he who is without chins throw the first stone.


Hahaaaaaaa 😆
 
2021-03-05 7:10:16 AM  
"Researchers have determined that if Barbie was a real woman, she'd be six feet, one inch tall, weigh 105 pounds, have size 38 breasts and a size 22 waist.
<one beat>
<two beats>
Well, ladies you have your mission, now get to work. (sharp turn to camera 2)"
- perhaps the best Norm McDonald weekend update joke of all time.
 
2021-03-05 7:10:48 AM  
Apparently this guy became a preacher.

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2021-03-05 7:13:28 AM  

MillionDollarMo: This is what it looks like when when ugly farkers criticize women's look.
If you read a story about a woman on Fark, and then hop on a thread to make fun of her, this is you. Every. Farking. Time.

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Seriously, this guy looks like someone that a 90's sitcom would have cast as an older lesbian.
 
2021-03-05 7:15:07 AM  

Snarfangel: MorningBreath: Though shalt be hot at all times. To offendeth thy husband with less than perfect appearance is a sin before God and man.
- II Barbie verses 3 and 4

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Don't make him come down from that cross.


Damn you snarfangel. I would have choked on my own food if I was eating when I saw your post
 
2021-03-05 7:15:09 AM  
Dude needs to lose about 50 pounds and learn how to dress himself before he starts talking shiat about other people's appearance.
 
2021-03-05 7:15:44 AM  

Brat E. Pants: Why is it so many times that women after they get married let themselves go? Why is that? Why do they do that?

Fark that dillhole. He can pound holy sand straight up his ass.


Actually, no. I honestly think it's a huge problem in our world, both ways.  The church treats marriage like it's permanent, and nothing can be done to change it, when obviously that is not true. Both people in any relationship, either gender, should expect to take care of themselves. Being unhealthy is unattractive and shows a lack of respect for yourself and your partner. Best case losing control over yourself means that your partner is not giving you the support you need, worst case it's a huge warning sign for depression and anxiety.

Normalize both partners taking care themselves to appeal to your partner. It's important for both genders.
 
2021-03-05 7:18:54 AM  
I haven't seen my dick since 2008, but I know it's there. Btw, y'all ladies need to be doing better.
 
2021-03-05 7:21:03 AM  
Jabba the Bubba wouldn't be attractive if he lost 75 pounds. And wore a Hefty bag over his head.
 
2021-03-05 7:21:36 AM  
You all missed the fun further down the article, where he endorses rape.

Clark includes one Bible verse in the sermon - which he told husbands in the congregation to display on the headboard of their beds.
"The wife has no longer all the rights over her body, but shares them with her husband," he said, quoting the verse. "So whenever she's not in the mood, dig out your Bible."


There you go ladies; by marrying a guy give him the rights over your body - according to the Corpulent Christian Chode
 
2021-03-05 7:21:52 AM  
And lo, the Lord did sayth, "Worry not. For the ladies that thou find repugnant, they shall findest thou equally repugnant."
And Preacherman did ponder thy words of the Lord whilst leaving a brown stain upon his waifu pillow.

- 1st Ejaculations 4:5
 
2021-03-05 7:22:10 AM  

HawgWild: Brat E. Pants: Why is it so many times that women after they get married let themselves go? Why is that? Why do they do that?

Fark that dillhole. He can pound holy sand straight up his ass.

This fat f*ck can't reach his ass ...

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What a spud.
 
2021-03-05 7:22:56 AM  
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2021-03-05 7:26:58 AM  
Meh. His congregation isn't forced to deal with him. But, they will keep giving him oxygen. This is how we ended with a POTUS that revved up people to attack the capital, in my opinion, obviously he claims that was not his intention.  But I digress. My point is, people like this only live on because horrible people give them time of day. And, rest of humanity is apathetic.
It's odd how we are quick to get people fired. But we are stuck forever with people like this dude and the pu$$y grabber.
It's all the same garbage Ladies and gentlemen.
And nearly no one wants to take the trash out.  And some of us keep sleeping with the enemy.
Hope the butter is worth the guns.
 
2021-03-05 7:30:18 AM  
Says the fat fark.
 
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