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2021-03-04 9:06:56 PM  
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2021-03-04 9:23:50 PM  
Did I miss something? Did Ham Rove say something recently?

Liddle' -- FFS.
 
2021-03-04 9:30:15 PM  
Don't care.
 
2021-03-04 9:51:53 PM  

edmo: Don't care.


+1
 
2021-03-04 9:53:31 PM  
31 million people listened to my CPAC speech online, and it had among the largest television audience of the week, even though it was on cable at 4pm on Sunday afternoon.

I see Dump hasn't lost his focus on the most important things.
 
2021-03-04 9:55:01 PM  
LoserSaysWhat?
 
2021-03-04 10:00:37 PM  
Is donnie trying to be a muse for a new Monty Python? He's a parody.
 
2021-03-04 10:02:54 PM  
Can you imagine what his Twitter feed would have liked like the last month?
 
2021-03-04 10:28:51 PM  
Liddle Bob Corker and Jeff "Flakey"?

Someday, he'll grow up to be as mature as a "South Park" character.

Someday.
 
2021-03-04 11:07:56 PM  
This guy's account is being used as an sockpuppet/alt for someone who's been permabanned. Doesn't Twitter's TOS prohibit that sort of thing?
 
2021-03-04 11:20:43 PM  

North_Central_Positronics: 31 million people listened to my CPAC speech online, and it had among the largest television audience of the week, even though it was on cable at 4pm on Sunday afternoon.

I see Dump hasn't lost his focus on the most important things.


Do you know how he's winning? By having to tell people about how many people streamed his speech
 
2021-03-04 11:59:05 PM  
Why has that fat orange asshole not been locked up yet?
 
2021-03-05 12:30:21 AM  
It's all fun and games until Trump tries his signature move on Karl...

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2021-03-05 12:33:48 AM  
Some sage advice,
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2021-03-05 12:36:20 AM  
Karl Rove is an awesome and nice fellow compared to 45**.

Karl Rove is a Spam can of ham turds.
 
2021-03-05 12:36:56 AM  
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2021-03-05 12:39:15 AM  
Hey Trump
Did Alex Jones tell you to hate Karl Rove?

Alex Jones is a deep cover antifa mole, feel paranoid, trust no one.
 
2021-03-05 12:39:37 AM  
I think it's funny that he is so desperate for a platform that he is releasing these types of letters.  He can't pay for a webside admin to create a blogger or twitter like site where he can post these rants?
 
2021-03-05 12:40:31 AM  

strangecondition: I think it's funny that he is so desperate for a platform that he is releasing these types of letters.  He can't pay for a webside admin to create a blogger or twitter like site where he can post these rants?


If only he knew someone who was good with the cyber.
 
2021-03-05 12:43:50 AM  
Wait... Karl Rove. KARL. ROVE. Is a RINO? Can someone, anyone, tell me what a Republican is if Karl Rove doesn't qualify as one?
 
2021-03-05 12:44:51 AM  

fragMasterFlash: It's all fun and games until Trump tries his signature move on Karl...

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FINISH HER!
 
2021-03-05 12:45:11 AM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Wait... Karl Rove. KARL. ROVE. Is a RINO? Can someone, anyone, tell me what a Republican is if Karl Rove doesn't qualify as one?


Hillary. I'm surprised they never claimed she was leading the GQP.
 
2021-03-05 12:47:24 AM  

North_Central_Positronics: 31 million people listened to my CPAC speech online, and it had among the largest television audience of the week, even though it was on cable at 4pm on Sunday afternoon.

I see Dump hasn't lost his focus on the most important things.


I'm going to have to see his numbers vs. WandaVision.
 
2021-03-05 12:48:53 AM  
SPLITTER!
 
2021-03-05 12:51:50 AM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Wait... Karl Rove. KARL. ROVE. Is a RINO? Can someone, anyone, tell me what a Republican is if Karl Rove doesn't qualify as one?


Conservatism, like whiteness, is an ever fluctuating distinction rooted in socio-economic power rather than any demographic distinction.
 
2021-03-05 12:52:50 AM  
I'm torn.  We're not getting short burts of idiocy at all hours of the day, but now less, but much longer, idiocy periodically.  My brain is melting just trying to get through the second paragraph of any of these things.
 
2021-03-05 12:52:50 AM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Wait... Karl Rove. KARL. ROVE. Is a RINO? Can someone, anyone, tell me what a Republican is if Karl Rove doesn't qualify as one?


Karl Rove is a neoconservative, while Donnie Two Scoops is a neofascist. Same reason why John Bolton is a RINO. The George W. Bush ideology is incompatible with Trump's.
 
2021-03-05 12:53:57 AM  
Stop it, Donnie.

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2021-03-05 12:54:32 AM  

Brat E. Pants: Did I miss something? Did Ham Rove say something recently?

Liddle' -- FFS.


Awhile back, I think he said the election was over, Biden won, and it was time to move on. I'm not sure when, but I think it was in January. If this is a response to that, then this took him a long time to address it. I guess not being able to use Twitter has slowed his responses.
 
2021-03-05 12:55:43 AM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Wait... Karl Rove. KARL. ROVE. Is a RINO? Can someone, anyone, tell me what a Republican is if Karl Rove doesn't qualify as one?


One hundred years from now, Dick Cheney will be the only Republican left, and he'll spend his last days sitting on a park bench, feeding moldy scraps of bread to flightless, mutated, three-eyed pigeons, while yelling "RINO!" at his own reflection in his shiny, robotic thighs.
 
2021-03-05 12:56:23 AM  

edmo: Don't care.


Why are we still discussing this failure?

Hasn't MAGA Haberman retired yet?
 
2021-03-05 12:57:15 AM  

strangecondition: I think it's funny that he is so desperate for a platform that he is releasing these types of letters.  He can't pay for a webside admin to create a blogger or twitter like site where he can post these rants?


Someone should just open up a word document and tell him it's a blog, like creedthoughts.
 
2021-03-05 12:57:18 AM  

Silvanas Max: I'm torn.  We're not getting short burts of idiocy at all hours of the day, but now less, but much longer, idiocy periodically.  My brain is melting just trying to get through the second paragraph of any of these things.


Many people are saying that.  Many, many people.
 
2021-03-05 12:58:51 AM  
Karl Rove u bagronk sha pushdug Murdoch-glob bubhosh skai.
 
2021-03-05 12:59:12 AM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Wait... Karl Rove. KARL. ROVE. Is a RINO? Can someone, anyone, tell me what a Republican is if Karl Rove doesn't qualify as one?


A Republican is a narcissistic psychopathic genocidal maniac who delights in sadistic pursuits and is 100% loyal to boss Trump.

Everyone else is antifa, which is Trump speak for nwords.

What do they want?
Immediate gratification!
How do they want it?
At the expense of others!

For real, my Trumpanzee mom sees no difference between Bernie Sanders and Liz Cheney. A Warren Cheney 2024 unity ticket would give her a heart attack. Liz(ard)s against Qanon!
Psycho Full Violin Screech
Youtube 6TUeUL7EW9M
 
2021-03-05 1:00:04 AM  
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F*ck off, Donny.
 
2021-03-05 1:01:32 AM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: edmo: Don't care.

Why are we still discussing this failure?

Hasn't MAGA Haberman retired yet?


Did you know he cheats at golf? I just found out from a tweet a few threads down, very exciting!
 
2021-03-05 1:05:23 AM  
When this guy dies I'm gonna have a really big party.  I may even invite you farkers.
 
2021-03-05 1:13:40 AM  

Wing Kong Exchange Day Trader: When this guy dies I'm gonna have a really big party.  I may even invite you farkers.


I hope he dies after Covid then, I might actually go.
 
2021-03-05 1:15:57 AM  

MrSplifferton: Wing Kong Exchange Day Trader: When this guy dies I'm gonna have a really big party.  I may even invite you farkers.

I hope he dies after Covid then, I might actually go.


forgot to add:
/Quarantine is soooo boring...
 
2021-03-05 1:16:29 AM  
They should shut down the Twitter account of anyone who lets Donald use theirs.
 
2021-03-05 1:16:40 AM  
Karl Rove is a RINO, ratings, dig at TLP, continues to lie about the election, blah blah blah.

Same usual nonsensical ravings from the compulsive liar we've come to expect.
 
2021-03-05 1:23:10 AM  

quatchi: Karl Rove is a RINO, ratings, dig at TLP, continues to lie about the election, blah blah blah.

Same usual nonsensical ravings from the compulsive liar we've come to expect.


It's his party now, he owns it. So if Rove is a RINO in modern day Republican politics, what does that make somebody who identified as a Rockefeller Republican?
 
2021-03-05 1:25:16 AM  

The Reverend Sam Hill: Karl Rove u bagronk sha pushdug Murdoch-glob bubhosh skai.


...The fark did you just say?
 
2021-03-05 1:25:28 AM  
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2021-03-05 1:28:36 AM  
Thanks for telling all of us that Karl Rove has gotten under your skin, you whiny little sore loser.

Oh wait, your Imma petty little biatch missive also claims something about ratings; ratings this ratings that. Well guess what? Few people besides you care about so frantically, and in obvious desperation, about ratings, because their choice to be good people on a day to day basis - to exercise kindness, thoughtfulness and decency; to care about such things as reason and science, and tried and true medicine; caring about the future and progress of humanity - well that makes us who were are, and is enough for us to sleep peacefully at night.

Sucks to be you, I guess. Now go off and scribble more about your various childish hatreds or cheat at golf or whatever the f*ck it is you do with your fat waste of a life.
 
2021-03-05 1:30:52 AM  

Circusdog320: edmo: Don't care.

+1


+2 for not flinching

/notreadinwhateverthatshiatis
 
2021-03-05 1:34:27 AM  

PlasticMoby: The Reverend Sam Hill: Karl Rove u bagronk sha pushdug Murdoch-glob bubhosh skai.

...The fark did you just say?


It's the native language of Republicans. Loosely translated:

"Karl Rove to the torture chamber with stinking Murdoch filth, shiatpile, Fark."
 
2021-03-05 1:39:01 AM  

I want that sauce Morty!: Brat E. Pants: Did I miss something? Did Ham Rove say something recently?

Liddle' -- FFS.

Awhile back, I think he said the election was over, Biden won, and it was time to move on. I'm not sure when, but I think it was in January. If this is a response to that, then this took him a long time to address it. I guess not being able to use Twitter has slowed his responses.


https://www.wsj.com/articles/trumps-a​p​peal-rings-hollow-at-cpac-11614812740?​mod=djemalertNEWS

Turdblossom said very mean things about D2S in the WSJ...

Perhaps the CPAC poll results are a manifestation of growing skepticism about Mr. Trump's viability. Supporters want him to offer a forward-looking vision, but he won't. Some view his declarations of civil war on Republicans as counterproductive and claims of political power hollow. And his repeated cries of stolen elections are causing some supporters to abandon politics altogether and others to doubt his claims.

Elements of Mr. Trump's speech were fine. But true to form, the former president did it his way. The speech's divisive, controversial and embittered parts dominated the coverage. He might be pleased by that, but shouldn't be. Republicans shouldn't be either.


/such vitriol!
 
2021-03-05 1:44:46 AM  

strangecondition: I think it's funny that he is so desperate for a platform that he is releasing these types of letters.  He can't PAY for a webside admin to create a blogger or twitter like site where he can post these rants?


Capitalized to enunciate the problem.
Grifters don't pay for exposure.
 
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