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(Fark)   Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. This week's theme: Ermahgerd it's a Herku. Write a Safe For Work ode to an Internet Meme in the form of a Haiku. A tribute to Leeeroy Jenkins, an homage to Grumpy Cat, a ditty about Doge   ( divider line
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2021-03-04 7:30:46 PM  
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. This week's theme: Ermahgerd it's a Herku. Write a Safe For Work ode to an internet meme in the form of Haiku. A tribute to Leeeroy Jenkins, an homage to Grumpy Cat, a ditty about Doge. Remember, keep it Safe For Work!

Here's helpful info on writing Haiku.

Contest Rules:

One (1) individual entry item per post please, and a total of three (3) entries posted maximum allowed per person.

All votable entries must follow this week's theme requirements: Ermahgerd it's a Herku. Write a Safe For Work ode to an internet meme in the form of a Haiku. A tribute to Leeeroy Jenkins, an homage to Grumpy Cat, a ditty about Doge. Remember, keep it Safe For Work!

Prize: Bragging rights and a mention in the Fark NotNewsletter!

Hearty congratulations to last week's contest winner, Destructor!

FFFUQ (Fartist Friday Frequently Unasked Questions):

Fartist Fridays are weekly creativity contests that you can participate in with things you have on hand since many of us are stuck at home right now. If you have an idea for a future contest theme please post it here or send it along to Farkback.

Why? Show off your skills (or lack thereof!) while we practice socially distancing together, and be sure to vote for your favorite entries.

When? This contest is submitted on Thursdays with entry open immediately to TotalFarkers (membership has its privileges!), then it goes to the Main Page on Friday. Entries close around midnight Eastern on Sunday night. All times are approximate because we're all drunk.

How Does Voting Work? Please check the "Enable voting for this entry" box. If you forget, report it and ask, we'll do our best to turn it on for you. All entries that meet the contest theme are considered eligible for voting, so please mention if you prefer voting be disabled in your post.

Check out past F'artiste contests by clicking on the Topic Tag, and check the weekly Fark NotNewsletter for info on that week's contest theme ahead of time. All skill levels encouraged (as you can see from mine!) and most importantly: We're all in this together so let's create some F'Arts together - Fark Arts, that is.
2021-03-04 8:02:37 PM  
You were not on drugs
And no you were not trollin'
Boxxy is still queen
2021-03-04 8:13:37 PM  
Grumpy Cat hangry.
I nao can has cheeseburger?
Maru iz happy
2021-03-04 9:39:26 PM  
Now with votey goodness.

Pricipal . Caught say

of school that has stoped Handstands-

ing " See, told ya so"

2021-03-05 12:36:15 AM  

Make it a Haiku and it'll be votable!

Tutti Frutti, Oh
Lootie. Womp-bob-a-lu-la
He got banned, BOOM! ugh

Yeah but the meter sucks. :-D
2021-03-05 1:10:19 AM  
U mad, bro? Lolol
Ain't no one got time for that
Me: I like turtles
2021-03-05 12:04:22 PM  
                                                                   secuestro dispuesta

                                                                    i think i wanna
                                                                   fade into bolivia
yeah, uh huh, thats right

2021-03-05 12:07:40 PM  
Alas Becky's death
Cannabis did that to you
Wait, that's Taylor Swift
2021-03-05 12:08:33 PM  
Poor Anna Nicole.
What's left for Posterity?
2021-03-05 12:18:48 PM  
Bernie Sanders sits
Bedecked in coat and mittens
In your Zoom background
2021-03-05 12:20:04 PM  
Babies and hampsters
Dancing since the dialup days
Surely, it's a trap
2021-03-05 12:23:39 PM  
It never gets old,
Insoluble dry plates.
HA! HA! It's over.
2021-03-05 12:25:58 PM  
The tao that you see
Is not the true tau until
You bring fresh toner
2021-03-05 12:29:42 PM  
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2021-03-05 12:31:55 PM  
This sounds like fun, but
Calling me out in headline
Seems a bit too much.
2021-03-05 12:32:20 PM  
Dammit, forgot to click for envotination.  Let's try again

Click here to see some
Celebs totally naked
♬Never gonna give...♬
2021-03-05 12:35:51 PM  
Ceiling Cat watches
While many kittens are killed.
(Randy meme comes next)
2021-03-05 1:04:24 PM  
It's peanut butter
Jelly time peanut butter
Jelly time penis
2021-03-05 1:06:31 PM  
Turns out the perfectdepiction of great success:Handful of wet sand
2021-03-05 1:09:24 PM  
Fark filter Friday.
Attractive and successful
2021-03-05 1:10:20 PM  
I can't write haiku
Never gonna tell a lie
And hurt you/now with voting enabled
2021-03-05 1:12:59 PM  
Before Grey Hair's death
Magua will post haiku
involving his seed
2021-03-05 1:15:28 PM  
Shorting GameStop stonks?
No, Reddit has a game plan:
Holding to the moon!
2021-03-05 1:34:35 PM  
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2021-03-05 1:41:17 PM  
We put a game in
the contest so you can Hi-
Q while you haiku
2021-03-05 2:23:49 PM  
Held back, still she rants
As the broccoli gets cold
White cat does not care.
2021-03-05 2:25:31 PM  
The flames rising high
But the coffee is so good.
The dog is content.
2021-03-05 2:29:02 PM  
He enters alone,
Speaks to staff and a doctor.
She lies before him.
2021-03-05 2:35:59 PM  
Hello, this is dog
I'm at home waiting for you
Yes, your dog wants steak
2021-03-05 2:38:44 PM  
Ah, ha! Ha, ha, ha!
I'm using the internet!
In a tricone hat.
2021-03-05 2:43:22 PM  
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2021-03-05 2:47:42 PM  
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2021-03-05 3:18:47 PM  
The squirrel stands alone
In testicular glory
Rodent macho man
2021-03-05 3:27:26 PM  
That CATS set up us
For great justice all your base
Are belong to us
2021-03-05 3:45:22 PM  
One does not simply
Ask for the original
Unless they like Rocks
2021-03-05 3:47:12 PM  
Question in the headline?
The answer is always no
Unless it's Becky
2021-03-05 3:49:41 PM  
E I P is there
B I E still never comes
The cake is a lie
2021-03-05 3:59:46 PM  
Stranger rode to town
With big iron on his hip
Look out Texas Red
2021-03-05 4:06:20 PM  
Celebration fist
Set there on a baby boy
2021-03-05 4:09:02 PM  
But if I post them
Then much mockery will ensue
Damn "Welcome to Fark"
2021-03-05 4:10:29 PM  
I really do not
Want to hear your awful jokes
My name ain't Coral
2021-03-05 4:19:48 PM  
To be accurate,
Elephant seal not walrus!
I has a bucket.
2021-03-05 4:44:42 PM  
Bernie, you sat there
In your warm Vermont mittens.
2021-03-05 5:26:54 PM  
Don't cry that I'm gone
My grumpiness still lives on
Just smile when I frown
2021-03-05 5:28:30 PM  
Number crunch real quick!
Thirty three point three percent,
Repeating of course.

OK now I'm back,
Leeroy Jenkins! God damn it!
Least I have chicken.
2021-03-05 7:30:19 PM  
This before my eyes
kindles both soul and vigor;
I can fap to this.
2021-03-06 1:54:36 PM  
Senator Sanders,
I am once again asking,
Where'd you get your mitts?
2021-03-06 2:02:08 PM  
Never gonna give
Should have been a clue to this
Roll of Rick alas
2021-03-06 3:31:15 PM  
giant burger guy
tucks in with evident glee
always cracks me up

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2021-03-06 3:32:23 PM  
cute girl taunts a cow
cow ruminates, is confused
so adorable

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