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Original [TotalFark]
2021-03-04 6:01:23 PM  
Original Tweet:
 
GreatGlavinsGhost [TotalFark]
2021-03-04 6:10:16 PM  
Oh baby ...
 
SurfaceTension [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2021-03-04 6:14:40 PM  
I'll go get you a towel.
 
derpes_simplex
2021-03-04 6:17:51 PM  
Buckkake
 
edmo [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2021-03-04 9:48:56 PM  
Splort.
 
fark'emfeed'emfish [BareFark] [OhFark]
2021-03-04 11:00:37 PM  
That's a home run.
 
kdawg7736 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2021-03-04 11:02:07 PM  
That is so suggestive.
 
Mrtraveler01 [TotalFark]
2021-03-04 11:02:57 PM  
One of those ideas that sounded nice in theory...
 
little big man [TotalFark]
2021-03-04 11:04:02 PM  
I was watching the Bucks/Nuggets game the other night and thought, "How on earth did this idea get approved?"
 
morg
2021-03-04 11:06:08 PM  
They need to follow up with a paper towel animation.
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Troo
2021-03-04 11:15:05 PM  

SurfaceTension: I'll go get you a towel.


Donald Duck blow job
Youtube WUgl4u9F9SQ


NSFW
 
johnny_vegas [TotalFark]
2021-03-04 11:18:09 PM  
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skyotter [TotalFark]
2021-03-04 11:23:22 PM  
Garfunkel and Oates All Over Your Face
Youtube pbaFsyfeOBo
 
Anenu [TotalFark]
2021-03-04 11:24:49 PM  
This is why marketing teams need to hire a small child and a 15 year old boy. The small child should be able to understand what the marketing is attempting and if the teen at any point laughs find out why and take the suggestive stuff out.
 
TorpedoOrca
2021-03-04 11:29:20 PM  

johnny_vegas: [media2.giphy.com image 356x200]


Is that the hotdogs to the face for gif lady?

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Wow, yeah your gif came up in that GIS. Is there a link to this series?
 
litespeed74
2021-03-04 11:34:13 PM  
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virulent_loser [BareFark]
2021-03-04 11:36:07 PM  
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Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy [TotalFark]
2021-03-04 11:37:02 PM  
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skinink [OhFark]
2021-03-04 11:50:05 PM  
Did the hand sanitizer cam idea come from Andrew Cuomo?
 
GranoblasticMan
2021-03-04 11:50:18 PM  

Mrtraveler01: One of those ideas that sounded nice in theory...


Did it really?
 
cyberspacedout
2021-03-04 11:55:27 PM  

Troo: SurfaceTension: I'll go get you a towel.

[YouTube video: Donald Duck blow job]

NSFW


I remember this being passed around when I was in college, but not knowing who was behind it. Then some comedian was doing a stand-up gig on campus, and started doing a Donald Duck impression that sounded familiar. He eventually did the BJ bit, and brought the house down.

This was a comedian named Buzz Sutherland, IIRC.
 
fragMasterFlash [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2021-03-05 12:04:12 AM  
Not Safe ForWork
 
cyberspacedout
2021-03-05 12:05:29 AM  

TorpedoOrca: johnny_vegas: [media2.giphy.com image 356x200]

Is that the hotdogs to the face for gif lady?

[Fark user image image 347x200]

Wow, yeah your gif came up in that GIS. Is there a link to this series?


It's from a 2016 youtube video of a 13 year old girl doing a sarcastic review of the movie "Freddie Got Fingered".

https://youtu.be/3v_wfECtCvQ
 
Toxophil
2021-03-05 12:10:30 AM  

fragMasterFlash: Not Safe ForWork


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cyberspacedout
2021-03-05 12:10:38 AM  

cyberspacedout: TorpedoOrca: johnny_vegas: [media2.giphy.com image 356x200]

Is that the hotdogs to the face for gif lady?

[Fark user image image 347x200]

Wow, yeah your gif came up in that GIS. Is there a link to this series?

It's from a 2016 youtube video of a 13 year old girl doing a sarcastic review of the movie "Freddie Got Fingered".

https://youtu.be/3v_wfECtCvQ


Wait, 2012. She reposted it in 2016.
 
That Guy What Stole the Bacon
2021-03-05 1:04:48 AM  

SurfaceTension: I'll go get you a towel.


Donald?
 
skyotter [TotalFark]
2021-03-05 1:21:42 AM  
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powhound
2021-03-05 1:27:16 AM  
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Dwedit
2021-03-05 1:43:45 AM  
external-content.duckduckgo.com

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fragMasterFlash [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2021-03-05 2:49:39 AM  

Toxophil: fragMasterFlash: Not Safe ForWork

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I reject Scientology and mock PETA. How about you, friend?
 
bhcompy [TotalFark]
2021-03-05 2:59:26 AM  

Troo: SurfaceTension: I'll go get you a towel.

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This thing is almost as old as I am.  It's probably on a Dr Demento cassette
 
TorpedoOrca
2021-03-05 3:02:47 AM  

cyberspacedout: cyberspacedout: TorpedoOrca: johnny_vegas: [media2.giphy.com image 356x200]

Is that the hotdogs to the face for gif lady?

[Fark user image image 347x200]

Wow, yeah your gif came up in that GIS. Is there a link to this series?

It's from a 2016 youtube video of a 13 year old girl doing a sarcastic review of the movie "Freddie Got Fingered".

https://youtu.be/3v_wfECtCvQ

Wait, 2012. She reposted it in 2016.


Like all things involving Tom Green, I regret having asked
 
dbirchall [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2021-03-05 7:35:52 AM  
It's just as well - I could never get Gene Simmons to go to the game with me anyway.
 
ChrisDe [TotalFark]
2021-03-05 8:16:35 AM  
Nobody that makes those decisions has access to the internet?
 
fredsnake
2021-03-05 10:39:11 AM  
they never quit the douchebags
 
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