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2021-03-04 5:58:37 PM  
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2021-03-04 6:13:23 PM  
We're so farked. Again.
 
2021-03-04 6:26:01 PM  

Znuh: We're so farked. Again.


Yup.
 
2021-03-04 7:19:09 PM  
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2021-03-04 8:46:56 PM  
Dipshiats
 
2021-03-04 10:07:47 PM  
"Well, we got all the Boomer vaccinated. As for the the rest of you, may the odds be ever in your favor."
 
2021-03-04 10:08:05 PM  
*headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk*

Wish we could make these idiots stay in their own locations and not share their germs with everyone.  Farking idiots.
 
2021-03-04 10:08:38 PM  
At this point, if I engage, I'll laugh until a blood vessel bursts in my cerebrum. I just can't any more.
 
2021-03-04 10:10:16 PM  

Mad_Radhu: "Well, we got all the Boomer vaccinated. As for the the rest of you, may the odds be ever in your favor."


They just changed the age range that is eligible.  They're not immunized yet.  It's the same as in MT, where the governor "thinks" enough at-risk old farts have been vaccinated, just because that phase opened up for shots.
 
2021-03-04 10:10:37 PM  
So 1)21% of the population has their first vaccination. How many will be fully vaccinated in 2 weeks and how many will have at least one dose? 2) the tweet seems to imply "no restrictions" when there are in fact restrictions on capacity in many cases as well as continued face mask and social distancing.
 
2021-03-04 10:12:36 PM  
You know... at this point I'm alright with having everyone that wants a vaccine to get it, and then just... let the masks go away. Let the idiots that don't like masks or don't believe in the vaccine marinate in everyone else's air that can transmit the virus, but not catch it.

I am ready for the stupid in this country to collectively win the 2021 Darwin Award.
 
2021-03-04 10:15:37 PM  
What's the justification for doing this? Other than "we're tired of being cooped up and the numbers are dropping?

the numbers are dropping because of the precautions we're taking. Wtf
 
2021-03-04 10:15:54 PM  
I'm in CT and not even eligible to be vaccinated until March 22. And there are 2 age groups after me. This is stupid. I'm not changing any of my habits.
 
2021-03-04 10:17:43 PM  

Mad_Radhu: "Well, we got all the Boomer vaccinated. As for the the rest of you, may the odds be ever in your favor."


I know you are joking, but seriously. If everyone over 60 is vaccinated, the death rate drops to nearly zero.

Not zero, but low enough to justify loosening restrictions.

But 100% open all at once? Ehhhhhhh.
 
2021-03-04 10:18:47 PM  
We suck, America.
 
2021-03-04 10:19:30 PM  
Today is national grammar day.  In observance of this day, it's important to note that the restrictions on "Bars that only serve beverages" is unenforceable.  They have placed the word "only" so it modifies the word "serve."  A strict interpretation of that statement would mean that bars that store, sell, and pour beverages would be exempt.

The "only" should have been placed right before the word "beverages."
 
2021-03-04 10:20:13 PM  
Its nice seeing more and more states wising up to the BS.
 
2021-03-04 10:20:48 PM  

Spawn_of_Cthulhu: I'm in CT and not even eligible to be vaccinated until March 22. And there are 2 age groups after me. This is stupid. I'm not changing any of my habits.


Remember, just because the state mandate goes away, doesn't mean every business goes back to how it was. Sure, some might do that... most will stay the course until it's considered safe, because these establishments aren't in the business of getting sued into bankruptcy.
 
2021-03-04 10:21:48 PM  

wantingout: Its nice seeing more and more states wising up to the BS.


Who's this 19 year old ghost that came back from the dead to shiat in a political thread?
 
2021-03-04 10:23:08 PM  

quiotu: wantingout: Its nice seeing more and more states wising up to the BS.

Who's this 19 year old ghost that came back from the dead to shiat in a political thread?


Deadbart?
 
2021-03-04 10:24:19 PM  

paulleah: Mad_Radhu: "Well, we got all the Boomer vaccinated. As for the the rest of you, may the odds be ever in your favor."

I know you are joking, but seriously. If everyone over 60 is vaccinated, the death rate drops to nearly zero.

Not zero, but low enough to justify loosening restrictions.

But 100% open all at once? Ehhhhhhh.


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There's been like 75,000 people who've died under 60
 
2021-03-04 10:25:45 PM  
well at least they still require mask wearing. shut up trumpers.
 
2021-03-04 10:25:50 PM  
More death for everyone! Hurrah!

Why is it that it seems like every other country has this figured out except our dumb asses?
 
2021-03-04 10:26:41 PM  

HerptheDerp: More death for everyone! Hurrah!

Why is it that it seems like every other country has this figured out except our dumb asses?


Because muh freedoms
 
2021-03-04 10:30:03 PM  

paulleah: Mad_Radhu: "Well, we got all the Boomer vaccinated. As for the the rest of you, may the odds be ever in your favor."

I know you are joking, but seriously. If everyone over 60 is vaccinated, the death rate drops to nearly zero.

Not zero, but low enough to justify loosening restrictions.

But 100% open all at once? Ehhhhhhh.


Death isn't the only possible outcome. Younger people might still end up spending a few weeks in the hospital and/or dealing with months of lingering symptoms at home.
 
2021-03-04 10:30:05 PM  

wantingout: Its nice seeing more and more states wising up to the BS.


500,000 Dead. Not sick, not scarred for life, just flat out Dead.

I guess more deaths than WW2 is some kinda bullshiat.
 
2021-03-04 10:30:35 PM  

Spawn_of_Cthulhu: I'm in CT and not even eligible to be vaccinated until March 22. And there are 2 age groups after me. This is stupid. I'm not changing any of my habits.


Ditto here..my birthday is the well of the 22nd, so I'll "graduate" into the bracket soon.  But it will be weeks before the vaccine takes full effect
 
2021-03-04 10:30:58 PM  
At least its late enough in the month that my Dad will be able to get his heart valve re-done before the hospitals get swamped again. The shoulder surgery he needs from slipping on ice, that's probably going to have to wait. Yay.
 
2021-03-04 10:31:08 PM  

Spawn_of_Cthulhu: I'm in CT and not even eligible to be vaccinated until March 22. And there are 2 age groups after me. This is stupid. I'm not changing any of my habits.


As a former nutmegger with family back east, thank you for having some brain.
 
2021-03-04 10:31:32 PM  
Farking granite heads.
 
2021-03-04 10:32:06 PM  

paulleah: Mad_Radhu: "Well, we got all the Boomer vaccinated. As for the the rest of you, may the odds be ever in your favor."

I know you are joking, but seriously. If everyone over 60 is vaccinated, the death rate drops to nearly zero.

Not zero, but low enough to justify loosening restrictions.

But 100% open all at once? Ehhhhhhh.


Not the hospitalizations, though. And every case carries significant risk of long-term health problems.
 
2021-03-04 10:33:28 PM  

HerptheDerp: wantingout: Its nice seeing more and more states wising up to the BS.

500,000 Dead. Not sick, not scarred for life, just flat out Dead.

I guess more deaths than WW2 is some kinda bullshiat.


And for every death, dozens of hospitalizations taking up needed hospital space from regular patients.

And for every hospitalization, scores of people who suffered through the illness at home, losing paychecks and breaking the economy
 
2021-03-04 10:33:39 PM  

thealgorerhythm: paulleah: Mad_Radhu: "Well, we got all the Boomer vaccinated. As for the the rest of you, may the odds be ever in your favor."

I know you are joking, but seriously. If everyone over 60 is vaccinated, the death rate drops to nearly zero.

Not zero, but low enough to justify loosening restrictions.

But 100% open all at once? Ehhhhhhh.

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There's been like 75,000 people who've died under 60


It's mostly been killing fatties, so ummm

Yeah.
 
2021-03-04 10:34:25 PM  

thealgorerhythm: paulleah: Mad_Radhu: "Well, we got all the Boomer vaccinated. As for the the rest of you, may the odds be ever in your favor."

I know you are joking, but seriously. If everyone over 60 is vaccinated, the death rate drops to nearly zero.

Not zero, but low enough to justify loosening restrictions.

But 100% open all at once? Ehhhhhhh.

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There's been like 75,000 people who've died under 60


And we've reached the point where people have completely missed that the virus is a vascular disease, not a respiratory one. That most can survive it, but come out the other end a fraction of what they once were, and are more at risk of other issues by orders of magnitude than before.

NO ONE wants the virus... the virus cripples most people's health long term. This is not something we want to just farking omit now that a vaccine is available.
 
2021-03-04 10:35:40 PM  

squidloe: What's the justification for doing this? Other than "we're tired of being cooped up and the numbers are dropping?

the numbers are dropping because of the precautions we're taking. Wtf


It's exactly this. Politicians want votes, and treating voters like the ignorant fools they are results in fewer votes. I'm from Connecticut, currently in Texas. Both states are being run by fools to mollify fool voters. We're all restricted from visiting overseas because the world can see how stupid this is. I can't even leave!
 
2021-03-04 10:36:03 PM  

squidloe: What's the justification for doing this? Other than "we're tired of being cooped up and the numbers are dropping?

the numbers are dropping because of the precautions we're taking. Wtf


The capitalist class is sick of acting like the poors are "people" who deserve any sort of protection. And unfortunately, even most Democrats feel beholden to those parasitic sociopaths.
 
2021-03-04 10:38:19 PM  
Connecticut has a 2.6% infection rate. Texas and Mississippi are in double digits.  Connecticut did not remove mask mandates or social distance restrictions , they just removed capacity restrictions for businesses who still have to enforce distance and mask requirements.    No need for outrage
 
2021-03-04 10:38:36 PM  
quiotu: wantingout: Its nice seeing more and more states wising up to the BS.

Who's this 19 year old ghost that came back from the dead to shiat in a political thread?

LOL been here the whole time.
 
2021-03-04 10:45:39 PM  
HerptheDerp: wantingout: Its nice seeing more and more states wising up to the BS.

500,000 Dead. Not sick, not scarred for life, just flat out Dead.

I guess more deaths than WW2 is some kinda bullshiat.

LOL and most all those folks died form 'underlying causes'. And not to mention those numbers were achieved using a test that is basically 100% inaccurate the way it was being used.
 
2021-03-04 10:47:12 PM  

wantingout: HerptheDerp: wantingout: Its nice seeing more and more states wising up to the BS.

500,000 Dead. Not sick, not scarred for life, just flat out Dead.

I guess more deaths than WW2 is some kinda bullshiat.

LOL and most all those folks died form 'underlying causes'. And not to mention those numbers were achieved using a test that is basically 100% inaccurate the way it was being used.


Those are some stellar "facts" you just laid out for us

Tell me, what's it like to go through life so completely untethered to reality?
 
2021-03-04 10:49:47 PM  

wantingout: quiotu: wantingout: Its nice seeing more and more states wising up to the BS.

Who's this 19 year old ghost that came back from the dead to shiat in a political thread?

LOL been here the whole time.


A 19 year old account that doesn't know how to quote posts. Seems legit.
 
2021-03-04 10:50:23 PM  
We shall find out if this hurts them or not by the end of the month, maybe more like Easter weekend.
 
2021-03-04 10:52:02 PM  

KoreanZombie: Connecticut has a 2.6% infection rate. Texas and Mississippi are in double digits.  Connecticut did not remove mask mandates or social distance restrictions , they just removed capacity restrictions for businesses who still have to enforce distance and mask requirements.    No need for outrage


Still about a month too early for this step.
 
2021-03-04 10:52:18 PM  

KoreanZombie: Connecticut has a 2.6% infection rate. Texas and Mississippi are in double digits.  Connecticut did not remove mask mandates or social distance restrictions , they just removed capacity restrictions for businesses who still have to enforce distance and mask requirements.    No need for outrage


THIS.
 
2021-03-04 10:52:34 PM  

wantingout: HerptheDerp: wantingout: Its nice seeing more and more states wising up to the BS.

500,000 Dead. Not sick, not scarred for life, just flat out Dead.

I guess more deaths than WW2 is some kinda bullshiat.

LOL and most all those folks died form 'underlying causes'. And not to mention those numbers were achieved using a test that is basically 100% inaccurate the way it was being used.


Calling you out.

Link that shiat.

Link your source.
 
2021-03-04 10:52:47 PM  

wantingout: quiotu: wantingout: Its nice seeing more and more states wising up to the BS.

Who's this 19 year old ghost that came back from the dead to shiat in a political thread?

LOL been here the whole time.


And too stupid to know how to quote. You're a brave man to take this kind of abuse on behalf of Drew. I guess the world needs jizz-moppers too.
 
2021-03-04 10:54:19 PM  

Spawn_of_Cthulhu: I'm in CT and not even eligible to be vaccinated until March 22. And there are 2 age groups after me. This is stupid. I'm not changing any of my habits.


Ditto. My wife's in an age bracket ahead of me, but, I'm an asthmatic...there is no chance we'll change our habits. Not sure WTF Lamont is thinking here. I guess our only saving grace is that no one wants to Spring Break here.

Just tonight I was chatting with a buddy who quit his gym because his personal trainer showed up with full blown COVID symptoms,which would've been caught if the gym did their job and took the moron's temperature. The guy insisted he was fine, which was clearly bullshiat. My buddy got a text the next day saying that yep, the trainer had COVID and he needs to get tested.

Long story short: CT ain't ready for this.
 
2021-03-04 10:55:25 PM  

HerptheDerp: wantingout: HerptheDerp: wantingout: Its nice seeing more and more states wising up to the BS.

500,000 Dead. Not sick, not scarred for life, just flat out Dead.

I guess more deaths than WW2 is some kinda bullshiat.

LOL and most all those folks died form 'underlying causes'. And not to mention those numbers were achieved using a test that is basically 100% inaccurate the way it was being used.

Calling you out.

Link that shiat.

Link your source.


Why would you want a link to his ass?
 
2021-03-04 11:00:42 PM  

Bob Falfa: Znuh: We're so farked. Again.

Yup.


Time to stock up on toilet paper again?
 
2021-03-04 11:04:40 PM  

quiotu: wantingout: Its nice seeing more and more states wising up to the BS.

Who's this 19 year old ghost that came back from the dead to shiat in a political thread?


You can buy old accounts if I remember correctly
 
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