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(Live Science)   16-year-old had a BB stuck up his nose for 8 years. How did he smell? Awful   (livescience.com) divider line
    More: Sick, Nose, Respiratory system, Mucus, Olfaction, Nasal cavity, foreign body, Odor, Nasal congestion  
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2021-03-04 6:44:11 PM  
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2021-03-04 6:50:49 PM  
Up His Nose
Youtube 2AYnz86FK8c
 
2021-03-04 7:13:09 PM  
Noses are for raisins, Cheerios, and smarties.

I thought all kids knew that.
 
2021-03-04 7:13:51 PM  
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2021-03-04 7:18:57 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: [YouTube video: Up His Nose]


That's what I was looking for.
 
2021-03-04 7:19:16 PM  
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2021-03-04 7:21:07 PM  

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2021-03-04 7:21:51 PM  

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Yeah, Homer's record is safe.
 
2021-03-04 7:22:53 PM  

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Looks like He Who Must Not Be Named found his nose. Good for him. You look a fool without a nose to hold your glasses up.
 
2021-03-04 7:24:26 PM  

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They couldn't say "Up yours!" on TV in those days, hence the rubber hose (probably one used for enemas).

Clever, eh? Well, not that clever, but cleverish.
 
2021-03-04 7:25:25 PM  
I've had a bb stick under the skin about an inch above my left ear for 40 years, from a teenage head shot in bb gun wars

/the guy who shot me went on to become a green beret in the 5th Group
//CSB
 
2021-03-04 7:26:16 PM  

brantgoose: virulent_loser: [Fark user image 425x285]

Looks like He Who Must Not Be Named found his nose. Good for him. You look a fool without a nose to hold your glasses up.


Fark your nose, elastic FTW.

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2021-03-04 7:29:49 PM  
16? Congratulations. Now your nasal passages are primed for snorting an unbelievable amount of powder during your college hazing.
 
2021-03-04 7:37:32 PM  
9mm seems awfully big for a BB. Maybe that includes the growth around it.
 
2021-03-04 7:40:34 PM  
My school bus picked up 3 brothers from a trailer park on my way to school in the 70's. One day they got on the bus and the youngest had a BB stuck in his lip. You could see the BB in his lip. Asshole parents still sent him to school. The next week I never saw them again.
 
2021-03-04 7:42:13 PM  
 
2021-03-04 7:48:54 PM  
My brother has had a piece of pencil lead from an old school wood pencil stuck under the skin on the outside of his nose for about forty years. I have no idea why my parents didn't just dig it out like a splinter after the goofy accident that caused it get there in the first place. I used to joke around by telling him he was going to get lead poisoning until he finally learned that pencil lead is graphite, not actual lead. That's not entirely true. I still tell him that even though it stopped being funny (to him, anyway) six presidents and multiple jeans styles ago.
 
2021-03-04 7:49:35 PM  
You'll shoot your nose out kid
 
2021-03-04 7:53:00 PM  
I just figured out why my farts smell so bad. BB Butt!
 
2021-03-04 7:55:05 PM  

edmo: 9mm seems awfully big for a BB. Maybe that includes the growth around it.


Almost word for word on my wedding night.
 
2021-03-04 7:59:36 PM  

edmo: 9mm seems awfully big for a BB. Maybe that includes the growth around it.


9mm / 25.4mm/inch = .354 inch or twice the expected .177 for a garden variety BB.
 
2021-03-04 8:00:53 PM  
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2021-03-04 8:01:50 PM  

The Dog Ate My Homework: My brother has had a piece of pencil lead from an old school wood pencil stuck under the skin on the outside of his nose for about forty years. I have no idea why my parents didn't just dig it out like a splinter after the goofy accident that caused it get there in the first place. I used to joke around by telling him he was going to get lead poisoning until he finally learned that pencil lead is graphite, not actual lead. That's not entirely true. I still tell him that even though it stopped being funny (to him, anyway) six presidents and multiple jeans styles ago.


Had a pencil lead stuck in my hand from grade school.  Finally worked its way out in college.
 
2021-03-04 8:04:13 PM  
Making that BB face

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2021-03-04 8:07:58 PM  
You said it, Mac!  He stinks on ice
 
2021-03-04 8:23:13 PM  

The Dog Ate My Homework: My brother has had a piece of pencil lead from an old school wood pencil stuck under the skin on the outside of his nose for about forty years. I have no idea why my parents didn't just dig it out like a splinter after the goofy accident that caused it get there in the first place.


Grab tweezers and an X-Acto knife and get it out of there for him.
 
2021-03-04 8:24:10 PM  

Mister Buttons: Noses are for raisins, Cheerios, and smarties.

I thought all kids knew that.


You are correct, sir. BB's are for ears. Likewise, beans.
Beans In My Ears
Youtube KMLMxpckpS4
 
2021-03-04 8:36:52 PM  
My daughter sneezed when she was 10, and there was a 'pingg' as a small plastic bead hit the wall.

We think it had been up there for about 5 years.
 
2021-03-04 8:52:29 PM  

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Turn out the

That dog has a fluffy tail!
 
2021-03-04 9:06:20 PM  
My maternal grandmother had a hard glass contact lens (the very old kind) stuck above her eyeball for 40 years or so (it just disappeared one day while putting it in, she said) 

No optometrist noticed it for 40 years!

It finally came out.
 
2021-03-04 9:07:35 PM  
Put it in my NOSE
Rap-Libs: "Put It in Your Mouth" by Akinyele
Youtube Ob49fOXYq3g
 
2021-03-04 9:20:55 PM  

mrmopar5287: The Dog Ate My Homework: My brother has had a piece of pencil lead from an old school wood pencil stuck under the skin on the outside of his nose for about forty years. I have no idea why my parents didn't just dig it out like a splinter after the goofy accident that caused it get there in the first place.

Grab tweezers and an X-Acto knife and get it out of there for him.


Absolutely. Then cyanoacrylate that snip as tight as you can. I'm being serious here folks.
 
2021-03-04 9:43:30 PM  
Hitler's dog has no nose.
Youtube BlVhq0js-Lg

/oblig
 
2021-03-04 9:54:59 PM  

ISO15693: My maternal grandmother had a hard glass contact lens (the very old kind) stuck above her eyeball for 40 years or so (it just disappeared one day while putting it in, she said) 

No optometrist noticed it for 40 years!

It finally came out.


Oh wow. Was there more to the story? Usually this would make for a nice haven for bacteria which in turn would ellicit inflammation.
 
2021-03-04 10:32:35 PM  
Worst experience I had like this was when I was eating some carrots and unexpectedly sneezed..
When I inhaled, I drew a chunk of carrot into my sinus..It was AWFUL, painful, made my sinus go
crazy with the irritation..That took a couple of days before it finally dislodged when I blew my nose..
The relief of that being over was tremendous..
 
2021-03-04 10:52:48 PM  

mrmopar5287: The Dog Ate My Homework: My brother has had a piece of pencil lead from an old school wood pencil stuck under the skin on the outside of his nose for about forty years. I have no idea why my parents didn't just dig it out like a splinter after the goofy accident that caused it get there in the first place.

Grab tweezers and an X-Acto knife and get it out of there for him.


"Do you feel like digging that thing out of his nose?"
"Nah."
"Let's just leave it in and chalk it up as a valuable learning experience. Every time he looks in the mirror, he'll remember."
"Yeah. That'll teach ya not to be a farkin' klutz, kid!"
"Yeah you little dumbass. BTW I farked your mom last night, she liked it and I'll do it again tonight."
"Right now. I'm ready right now."
"See ya later, little shiat."

At least, that's how I imagine it going.
 
2021-03-04 11:07:19 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Worst experience I had like this was when I was eating some carrots and unexpectedly sneezed..
When I inhaled, I drew a chunk of carrot into my sinus..It was AWFUL, painful, made my sinus go
crazy with the irritation..That took a couple of days before it finally dislodged when I blew my nose..
The relief of that being over was tremendous..


Did you eat it?
 
2021-03-04 11:20:14 PM  
Septum? Damn near killed 'im!

/look! A door!
 
2021-03-05 12:51:12 AM  
I say he got off easy, could have been a BBC.
 
2021-03-05 3:08:59 AM  

solokumba: My school bus picked up 3 brothers from a trailer park on my way to school in the 70's. One day they got on the bus and the youngest had a BB stuck in his lip. You could see the BB in his lip. Asshole parents still sent him to school. The next week I never saw them again.


That's not funny. So why did I funny?
 
2021-03-05 5:06:17 AM  

The_Sponge: Mr. Shabooboo: Worst experience I had like this was when I was eating some carrots and unexpectedly sneezed..
When I inhaled, I drew a chunk of carrot into my sinus..It was AWFUL, painful, made my sinus go
crazy with the irritation..That took a couple of days before it finally dislodged when I blew my nose..
The relief of that being over was tremendous..

Did you eat it?


My last name is not Cruz..
 
2021-03-05 5:56:33 AM  

GRCooper: I've had a bb stick under the skin about an inch above my left ear for 40 years, from a teenage head shot in bb gun wars

/the guy who shot me went on to become a green beret in the 5th Group
//CSB


Basically the same. It was for about ten years.  Fell out in the shower during college. And he didn't become a green beret, he became a sales manager.
 
2021-03-05 7:20:04 AM  

hughesrep: GRCooper: I've had a bb stick under the skin about an inch above my left ear for 40 years, from a teenage head shot in bb gun wars

/the guy who shot me went on to become a green beret in the 5th Group
//CSB

Basically the same. It was for about ten years.  Fell out in the shower during college. And he didn't become a green beret, he became a sales manager.


My brother shot my other brother in the eye with a bb gun it went through his eyelid, but didn't go into his eyeball.  Almost shot his eye out, it was super lucky.

The shooter brother went on to literally be a criminal.
 
2021-03-05 10:28:21 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: The_Sponge: Mr. Shabooboo: Worst experience I had like this was when I was eating some carrots and unexpectedly sneezed..
When I inhaled, I drew a chunk of carrot into my sinus..It was AWFUL, painful, made my sinus go
crazy with the irritation..That took a couple of days before it finally dislodged when I blew my nose..
The relief of that being over was tremendous..

Did you eat it?

My last name is not Cruz..


Lulz.
 
2021-03-05 11:51:18 AM  
Our rescue pupper has a bb lodged in her jaw bone.  It showed up on her dental x-rays.  Doc said she had been shot as a puppy and it just grew over it as she aged (she's 7 now).  It would be harder on her to remove it, so we've left it.
At some level I have nothing but hate towards whomever would shoot at a puppy with a BB gun, then I'm sad because that person is clearly a destroyed soul that needs its own healing.

I give the pupper extra ear scritches and she loves having her temples rubbed too to help her make up for her crappy beginning.  She's doing better, but is clearly still very scared mentally from her puppy days.  Yeah, she's a spoiled brat now, but I'd rather be on that side of ledger than the other.
 
2021-03-05 3:19:31 PM  

dougermouse: Our rescue pupper has a bb lodged in her jaw bone.  It showed up on her dental x-rays.  Doc said she had been shot as a puppy and it just grew over it as she aged (she's 7 now).  It would be harder on her to remove it, so we've left it.
At some level I have nothing but hate towards whomever would shoot at a puppy with a BB gun, then I'm sad because that person is clearly a destroyed soul that needs its own healing.

I give the pupper extra ear scritches and she loves having her temples rubbed too to help her make up for her crappy beginning.  She's doing better, but is clearly still very scared mentally from her puppy days.  Yeah, she's a spoiled brat now, but I'd rather be on that side of ledger than the other.


Thank you so much for adopting her.

A friend of mine adopted a dog that had been horribly abused....which caused him. To be blind in one eye.

Fortunately, he loves people.
 
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